Disclaimer that I don't own shit: Read previous chapter.

Rated NC-17 for cursing and mentions of SATAN!

A/N: I use DBZ's Japanese form. So shoot me. I also use the DBZ Announcer.



And now, cats and kittens (and Uriko ^^)

I now give you the 2nd installment of "Bloody Roar versus The World!"



Kenji v. Gohan

They both have spiky hair. Other than that, they're completely different.

(Audience regrows their heads and penises from previous chapter)

(In the back.)

Voice 1: WHADDAYA MEAN THE KID CANCELLED?!

Voice 2: You heard what I said, sir. Dinner - I mean, Gohan.cancelled the match!

Voice 1: But who will we get to face Kenji - err, Bakuryu?

Voice 3: YEAHH! I'M FUCKING POWERFUL! I KICKED CELLS ASS WITHOUT EVEN GETTING HURT!

Voice 1: Perfect.



Announcer: Well, on this beautiful day, we have a great match for you!

Audience Member 1: NOT AS GREAT AS JENNY AND ROUGE FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

Beavis: I TOLD YOU, FARTKNOCKER!

Butt-Head: Uhh huh huh huh.shut up, buttmunch!

Announcer: Well, we have Bakuryu in a battle.

Audience members: YAY!

Me and QuakeMystic: BAKURYU SUCKS MONKEY SACK!

Announcer: And then we have.You know him from Orange Star High School.give it up for. GOHAN!!!

Audience: (gets up and chants for Gohan)

Gohan: (watching from home) Like I'd challenge that weakling. Pshh! He'd probably go down with a single touch.

Announcer: Hey, where is he, anyway.what's this? (receives a paper) "Hey there.shitty, shitty.FAG FAG?"

Audience: HEY! YOU WEREN'T BLEEPED!

Everyone: o_O

Mr Satan: HEY EVERYONE! IT'S MEEEEEEE!!!

Themesong for Mr. Satan: Hey! There! Shitty Shitty Fag Fag Shitty Shitty Fag Fag how do ya do? Hey! There! Shitty Shitty Fag Fag Shitty Shitty Fag Fag how do ya do?

Audience: YOU WEREN'T BLEEPED EITHER! O_O

Mills Lane: Now, listen, I want a good clean fight! No this! (grabs both fighters, headbutts them together) No This! (kicks both in the balls) And especially no THIS! (gouges their noses and eyes)

Both: AHHH! SHIT! OK, Mills, whatever you say!

Mr Satan: DOESN'T MY THEMESONG KICK SO MUCH ASS?

Kenji: No. You fucking small pricked, dildo-sucking manwhore.

Mr Satan: (hands Kenji a mirror)

Kenji: OH MY GOD! I'M ONE TOO! (claws his eyes out) Oh fuck, now I'm a blind ninja!

Mr Satan: HA HA! FUCKING PRICK! (touches Kenji)

Kenji: OW! GOD DAMNIT! AHHH! (falls to the ground)

Uriko: No! Kenji! (runs out of the audience) (hugs Kenji)

Kenji: (is crushed to death by Uriko's hug) X_X

Uriko: Noooooooo!

QuakeMystic: Hey, I'll be your Kenji!

Uriko: Hmmm.OK! (goes wit QuakeMystic)

Mr Satan: YES! I KICK SO MUCH ASS! I JUST TOUCHED KENJI AND HE DIED!

(Damian jumps into the ring)

Damian: HEY! You aren't Satan! (stabs Mr Satan to death using Unborn skillz)

Mr Satan: OH MY GOD I AM DEAD. (cue Final Fantasy-style defeated boss slowly disappearing animation with Mr Satan)

(cue Final Fantasy victory music)

(Damian steals 50,657,870,750,893,750,934 gil!) (Damian gets 5,430,760,750,738,457,467 exp!) (Level up.level up.level up.etc. etc.)

Mills Lane: That was confusing. THE WINNER IS DAMIAN!

Audience: (starts cheering and chanting "Da-mi-an! Da-mi-an!")

Audience Member 2: Yeah! That totally kicked ass! I'm going back next chapter!

Gohan: Hey, why does he get all the fun? (head explodes)

Goku: OH MY GOD THEY KILLED GOHAN!

Krillin: YOU BASTARDS!

E-Rotic: Whew! I wasn't in on that one this time!

Misteroo: I OWN YOU ALL BECAUSE I GOT THE LAST WORDS!

A/N: Some things I gotta clear up.

OH MY GOD I AM DEAD quoted from Arfenhouse The Movie at chicanery.akware.net B&B are owned by MTV DBZ chars are owned by Funimation (cheap bastards.) Bakuryu/Kenji and Uriko are owned by EIGHTING. Misteroo, Mills Lane, E-Rotic, and QuakeMystic are owned by themselves. Audience Members owned by me. SO DON'T STEAL EM W/O MY PERMISSION! Mr Satan's theme song is owned by Matt Stone and Trey Parker because they kick so much ass. Damian is owned by QuakeMystic.