Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the skin on my body. And Nintendo Of America owns even that.

Chapter 3: Alice v. Bunnie Rabbot AKA "The Non-Playboy Bunny Bout"

Alice: Can turn into a rabbit Is human Is single after breakup with Yugo

Bunnie: Is a rabbit Is an anthropomorphic rabbit Is engaged to Antoine (any Archie style Sonic fans want to prove me wrong please? :P) Is the better of the two, sugah!.HEY! Who put this in here?!

Mills Lane: (dreaming) No.you're disqualified.whaddayamean you have a gun.ok, ok, fuckin a, I'll allow it.you mean I get to touch em? drools What.NO! NO! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! wakes up

Mrs. Lane: What's wrong, honey?

Mills Lane: Ah, I just had a dream about refereeing a Jill Valentine/Aya Brea fight.

Mrs. Lane: Then go back to sleep, honey.

Mills Lane: Eh, I'll allow it. falls asleep ZzZzZzZzZz.



(9 hours later.in the village of Knothole.)

Bunnie: Well hold your horses, Antoine! Sounds like you're gonna burst at the seams, sugah! I'm just getting' the mail!

Antoine: Well, come back soon, mon cherie. I have a special beet of loving por vous!

Bunnie: blushing I love it when ya talk French, Antoine! Hmm, bill, bill, Sonic Fan Club? burns the Sonic Fan Club letter Hmm? What's this? It's from.America.never heard of such a place! It says "Go to the Fighting Arena tonight at 8pm. Bring nothing except yourself. Your friends have ringside tickets." And it has 5 tickets! (Sonic, Tails, Sally, Rotor, and Antione). I better go tell em!

(2 hours later, at TYRON HQ.)

Alice: Let me GO, you freaks!

Tyron Employee 1: Not until we clone you!

Tyron Employee 2: We must finish Project Ultimate-T!

Tyron Employee 3: Bill.Bill.Hey, Llib! turns it over Aw, BILL! Eh, KENJI?! blows Kenji letter up And what's this? "Alice, you are invited to a fighting tournament tonight at 8pm. Bring nothing except yourself. Your friends have ringside tickets." And there's only 4 tickets."Reserved for Mitsuko", "Reserved for Xion", "Reserved for Uriko", and "Reserved for Damian".

Alice: NOW will you let me go?

Tyron Employees: Sure, just come back by midnight! let Alice go

Alice: (to herself) Suckers.



(in the dressing room, 15 minutes before the fight.)

Alice: So you're who I'm going to be fighting, hmm?

Bunnie: That's right, sugah. Good luck to ya.

Alice: You too. I just hope nobody gets killed.

Bunnie: Well, you wanna break some hearts?

Alice: Ready when you are. both walk out to the ring



Anouncer: Introducing! In the left corner! From Knothole! BUNNIE "Hops, not Barley" RABBOT!!!

Announcer 2: And introducing, from Japan, currently being hunted down by the Tyron Corporation, GIVE IT UP FOR.ALICE "The Animal" TSUKAGAMI-OGAMI!!!



Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, LLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO.(gunshot)

Audience Member 1 (): What the hell? Bruce Buffer just got shot!

Gabe Logan: Heh heh heh.got 'im. runs

Mills Lane: OK, I want a good clean fight! No hitting below the stomach.and what fine stomachs you have.leans down with hearts in his eyes anime style

Both fighters: boot Mills in the head GET ON WITH IT!!!

Mills: Ow.@_@.ok, no kicking really hard with metal objects. That means you, Miss Rabbot. Only love taps on Alice.

Alice: Just let her hit me as hard as she wants, I can take it! I've fought big fat elephant men before.

Ganesha: from the audience I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!!

Alice: .and I can certainly take metal legs! You're going down, Bunnie!

Bunnie: Oh, I think it'll be you, sugah!

Mills: Er, OK.LET'S GET IT ON! ding ding!!!

Alice: I'll start.

Bunnie: Be my guest, sweetie.

(Alice launches a rabbit-style punch at Bunnie) (Bunnie catches the movement)

Bunnie dodging Ah ah ah, sugah. I saw that coming a mile away. (kicks Alice in the ribs, causing an audible cracking sound)

Audience: OOH! cringing at the crack

Bunnie: And now it's time for a Rabbit Kick! (launches it)

Alice: catches it, and kicks Bunnie over, causing a half-crab position

Bunnie: Ahh! What are you doing?!

Alice: pulls Bunnie's metal leg so hard that it creaks and bends.

Bunnie: MY LEG! HOW COULD YOU?!

Gado: from the audience I knew those eyes looked familiar.

Alice: That's right, I'm really.pulls off her mask

Shina: Shina "Marvel" Gado!!!

Audience: *gasp!*

Bunnie: Well, sugah, it's time t'a sleep with tha fishies!

(Bunnie proceeds to fire her missiles she so casually fit in her legs)

(Shina comes out from the smoke, in Zoanthrope form.)

Shina: ROARRRR! (cuts Bunnie into little tiny pieces)

Mills: Er.the winner is Shina! And there will be rabbit stew for sale when you leave.

Stuff to put so I don't get my ass sued:

Bunnie and Antoine are property of Archie Comics and SEGA. Gabe Logan is property of 989 Studios.I think.(he was in Syphon Filter) All Bloody Roar characters are property of Eighting "Llib" joke was from The Simpsons. Gotta love em. Jill Valentine.AW FUCK IT YOU KNOW WHO ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE OWNED BY, I'M DONE!