Capcom vs SNK: The Return of Orochi
1997, The King of Fighters tournament, the place that the evil god Orochi was defeated by 3 warriors, Kyo Kusanagi, Chizuru Kagura, and Iori Yagami, that was the last anyone had seen of the evil god, Orochi...
2002, The Capcom vs SNK tournament, the place where the evil god Orochi will return and seek vengeance upon those 3 warriors, and everyone who stands in his way...
EPISODE I: THE RETURN OF OROCHI
Southtown, 2002, 3:00 am
*In the middle of a thunderstorm, a big flash of lightning hits Southtown, and reveals Orochi*
Bum: Huh...what the...
Orochi: _ *attacks the bum*
Bum: What the fuck! AHHH! *gets hit by Orochi's attack* AHHH! *blows up*
Orochi: _ Weak...*walks away*
Meanwhile at Dan, Joe and Guile's apartment...
Joe: *tossing and turning in his bed* Ugh...-_- Zzz ...Huh...Can't sleep.need glass of water... *get off his bed and sees Orochi at a near by park killing a bum* What the fuck. *runs to Dan's room* Dan...Dan wake up.
Dan: -_- Zzz.huh.what is it Joe.
Joe: Orochi's back.
Dan: Yeah yeah I know Orochi's got a back, everyone has a back.
Joe: *pratfalls* No I mean Orochi is back.
Dan: Oh he's back thats nice. -_- Zzz O_O WHAT?! *runs to Guile's room* Guile wake up Orochi has returned!
Guile: What...-_- Zzz O_O What, what in the name of rice barrel is he doing here?
Joe: I dont know but we need to get Kyo, Chizuru, and *gulp* Iori to stop him.
Dan: We can get Kyo and Chizuru, but the problem is getting Iori to help.
Joe: I know we need a plan. Uhmm...
Dan: I got it...*mumbling*
LATER...
Iori: *walking down the street* _ What the...
Dan: Iori, come and help us stop Orochi.
Iori: No way. Get lost bitch. (hes mine and mine alone)
Dan: *ahem* I got photos of you dressed as a girl.
Iori: O_O No one is ever to know about that. You little...
Dan: Hey everyone look it's Iori dressed as a...
Iori: Okay, okay ill do it. (but Orochi's mine) MHUAHAHAHA!
Dan: *whispering to Joe who's in a near by bush* Why is he laughing.
Joe: I.don't know.
Guile: *eating a pizza* Huh...this is good.
Joe: What the fuck! Why are you eating pizza?
Guile: *still eating pizza* Huh...cause this is good.
Joe: *hits his head with a nearby car*
Southtown, 2002, 12:00 pm
Ken: *training for a fight he will have with Ryu* ELIZA!
Eliza: What is it honey.
Ken: I'm leaving for the fight.
Eliza: Okay...*kisses Ken* bye.
Ken: *gets into his car, and is driving in the freeway to get to the fight* o_o What the fuck! *sees Orochi in the middle of the road and pulls over the car*
Orochi: _ *picks up Kens car and tosses it off the freeway*
Ken: *will falling off the freeway* fuck! AHHH! *car falls and is on fire* ugh...*get out of the car as quickley as possible* BOOM! *the car blows up*
Orochi: _ Still alive...*jumps down to where Ken is, and attacks him*
Ken: *dodges the attack* Hadouken!
Orochi: *teleports behind Ken*
Ken: Oh...shit! *turns around twice in an attept to fool Orochi* SHOURYU REPPA!
Orochi: *with half of his body missing* Huh...pathetic. *regenates the half that was missing, and picks Ken up by the neck* I am Orochi and the day of Orochi's ruling is near. *throws Ken into a nearby rock*
Ken: AHHH! *hits his head with a nearby rock* Ugh...ugh. *knocked unconscious*
TO BE CONTINUED...
PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE...
Announcer: Orochi has returned and his out to rule the world but he must stop Ryu and Kyo first...Its Kyo and Ryu vs the Orochi Soldiers. AHH! WHAT ARE YOU.signal goes out NEXT EPISODE: THE WRATH OF OROCHI
1997, The King of Fighters tournament, the place that the evil god Orochi was defeated by 3 warriors, Kyo Kusanagi, Chizuru Kagura, and Iori Yagami, that was the last anyone had seen of the evil god, Orochi...
2002, The Capcom vs SNK tournament, the place where the evil god Orochi will return and seek vengeance upon those 3 warriors, and everyone who stands in his way...
EPISODE I: THE RETURN OF OROCHI
Southtown, 2002, 3:00 am
*In the middle of a thunderstorm, a big flash of lightning hits Southtown, and reveals Orochi*
Bum: Huh...what the...
Orochi: _ *attacks the bum*
Bum: What the fuck! AHHH! *gets hit by Orochi's attack* AHHH! *blows up*
Orochi: _ Weak...*walks away*
Meanwhile at Dan, Joe and Guile's apartment...
Joe: *tossing and turning in his bed* Ugh...-_- Zzz ...Huh...Can't sleep.need glass of water... *get off his bed and sees Orochi at a near by park killing a bum* What the fuck. *runs to Dan's room* Dan...Dan wake up.
Dan: -_- Zzz.huh.what is it Joe.
Joe: Orochi's back.
Dan: Yeah yeah I know Orochi's got a back, everyone has a back.
Joe: *pratfalls* No I mean Orochi is back.
Dan: Oh he's back thats nice. -_- Zzz O_O WHAT?! *runs to Guile's room* Guile wake up Orochi has returned!
Guile: What...-_- Zzz O_O What, what in the name of rice barrel is he doing here?
Joe: I dont know but we need to get Kyo, Chizuru, and *gulp* Iori to stop him.
Dan: We can get Kyo and Chizuru, but the problem is getting Iori to help.
Joe: I know we need a plan. Uhmm...
Dan: I got it...*mumbling*
LATER...
Iori: *walking down the street* _ What the...
Dan: Iori, come and help us stop Orochi.
Iori: No way. Get lost bitch. (hes mine and mine alone)
Dan: *ahem* I got photos of you dressed as a girl.
Iori: O_O No one is ever to know about that. You little...
Dan: Hey everyone look it's Iori dressed as a...
Iori: Okay, okay ill do it. (but Orochi's mine) MHUAHAHAHA!
Dan: *whispering to Joe who's in a near by bush* Why is he laughing.
Joe: I.don't know.
Guile: *eating a pizza* Huh...this is good.
Joe: What the fuck! Why are you eating pizza?
Guile: *still eating pizza* Huh...cause this is good.
Joe: *hits his head with a nearby car*
Southtown, 2002, 12:00 pm
Ken: *training for a fight he will have with Ryu* ELIZA!
Eliza: What is it honey.
Ken: I'm leaving for the fight.
Eliza: Okay...*kisses Ken* bye.
Ken: *gets into his car, and is driving in the freeway to get to the fight* o_o What the fuck! *sees Orochi in the middle of the road and pulls over the car*
Orochi: _ *picks up Kens car and tosses it off the freeway*
Ken: *will falling off the freeway* fuck! AHHH! *car falls and is on fire* ugh...*get out of the car as quickley as possible* BOOM! *the car blows up*
Orochi: _ Still alive...*jumps down to where Ken is, and attacks him*
Ken: *dodges the attack* Hadouken!
Orochi: *teleports behind Ken*
Ken: Oh...shit! *turns around twice in an attept to fool Orochi* SHOURYU REPPA!
Orochi: *with half of his body missing* Huh...pathetic. *regenates the half that was missing, and picks Ken up by the neck* I am Orochi and the day of Orochi's ruling is near. *throws Ken into a nearby rock*
Ken: AHHH! *hits his head with a nearby rock* Ugh...ugh. *knocked unconscious*
TO BE CONTINUED...
PREVIEW OF NEXT EPISODE...
Announcer: Orochi has returned and his out to rule the world but he must stop Ryu and Kyo first...Its Kyo and Ryu vs the Orochi Soldiers. AHH! WHAT ARE YOU.signal goes out NEXT EPISODE: THE WRATH OF OROCHI
