THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF LAGUNA AND CO! PART 2
Hey all, this is part 2 to my crazy adventures of Laguna.
If you read the 1st part, then you would know by now that Laguna a co, are in battle against a
snake-siren that they mistook for been a beautiful blonde lady in distress.
Anyway, read it and if you want to send me some CONTRUCTIVE criticism then do so at:
Grey_Fox@Fantasysquare.com
My name is Grey Fox, now Enjoy the story. ^_^
The 3 stared up at the beast in fear. But they knew that they had a job to do.
LAGUNA:"And to think that she was once so pretty, oh well....."
WARD:"Quit thinking Laguna and start shooting!!!"
Laguna began shooting bullets into the thick skin of the snake while kiros was slashing away
at the tail.
The snake launched it's head at Laguna, mouth wide open, fangs dripping with saliva.
Ward threw his harpoon into the snake's face just as it lunged at Laguna, knocking it nearer
to the ground.
Kiros took the opertunity and began slashing the throat of the snake. Blood pulped out and the
snake began to struggle. Laguna shot the forehead of the snake.
WARD: "Get back in the car you 2!"
Kiros got in the front seat of the car, Laguna in the back.
they watched the snake position itself in an upright posture.
Ward Launched his harpoon directly into the snakes throat, knocking it into the dust.
"Get in Ward, let's get the hell outta here!!" Laguna said leaning out the back window.
Ward got in the front.
LAGUNA:"I've always wanted to say that.Now, burn rubber!" ^_^
The car blazed away into the dark, the 3 relieved.
Suddenly it started to rain down, so much that it sounded like rocks hitting the windows.
LAGUNA:"Maybe it's hail stones?"
KIROS:"Check it out"
Laguna stuck his hand out of the window. It was just hard rain.
Ward looked behind and saw something on the seat behind Laguna.
WARD:"Laguna, have you been drooling?"
LAGUNA:"Nope, why?"
The 2 looked at the 'drool' melt into the seat.
Laguna looked up at the back window.
LAGUNA:"SHI-!"
The snake's fangs dug into the back window smashing it. The snake was chasing them!(but how?)
Laguna looked up at the angry reptile in an annoyed expression.
LAGUNA:"I DON'T GO OUT WITH SNAKES!!!"
As the car was driving, Laguna began unloading clip after clip into the snake.
The snake kept in close pursuit as Laguna leaned out the window, shooting and shooting.
Laguna noticed a grenade in the dashboard compartment.
LAGUNA:"Hey Ward, get me that thing in there?"
It was dark and Ward mistook the grenade for a can of coke.
WARD:"Hmmmmmm.....i'm thristy."
Ward pulled off the pin, and looked at Laguna in surprise.
WARD:"Whoops....."
LAGUNA:"Chuck it out the damn window!!!"
Kiros grabbed the grenade, chucked it out the window and put his foot hard down on the
accelerator.
LAGUNA:"Heads-up!"
The snake got the grenade in it's mouth, gulped. KABOOM! ^_^
The car raced ahead. With a sigh on his face, Laguna fell back onto his seat.
"You guys are crazy, it nearly got us yer know." Said Laguna.
"It only kept chasing us cause you were in the back seat." replied Kiros.
"Hey!^_^ that's not true......" Laguna said in disbelief.
"Well, i know enuff ugly girls who chased you up and down the corridors of the academy."^_^
Laguna chucked an old newspaper in the back at Ward.
LAGUNA:"Shut u-p."
WARD:"Hey, don't do that, or i'll find another snake woman in the base to come after you!"
LAGUNA:"awwww....forget it man, i'm just gonna chill in the back here."
KIROS:"Well, we're nearly there, so don't worry."
LAGUNA:"About time too..."
The car raced towards the base. The sun had pratically rised by now and the commander was
waiting at the entrance.
As the car pulled up to the entrance and stopped, the 3 were asleep with Laguna's head out
the window.
COMMANDER:"Soldiers.......SOLDIERS!!!! GET UP NOW!!"
Kiros fell out the door and onto the ground. But quickly stood to attention.
Followed by a suddenly alert Ward who also came round and stood to attention.
The only one left was the lazy sargent of the team, Laguna.
LAGUNA:"Hagu....buuudaaa...budabuda....i'll have fries with that.zzzzzzz"
COMMANDER:"Laguna. GET UP!"
Laguna looked up at the commander......and fell out onto the street.
then stood to attention.
the commander began talking to them on a debrief.
COMMANDER:"So soldiers, how was your first mission."
LAGUNA:"If you call patrol a mission then yeah."
CAMMANDER:"And where...where is the one i talked to on the radio who argued with me"
LAGUNA:"That would be me.........and cheese doesn't go with fries....."
COMMANDER:"Just shut-up and go back to your rooms....and you may have the day to sleep."
The 3 walked off to their rooms. On the way, they chatted.
LAGUNA:"He knows that i was right."^_^
KIROS:"Huh? if you mean he whole cheese thing then i don't think he cares."
"yeah,yeah. say what you want. i know when i'm right" Laguna smiled.
WARD:"Hey Laguna, your shoe laces are undone."
LAGUNA:"No they're not."
Laguna fell over.face on the floor.
KIROS:"Did you know you were right then?"^_^
Laguna got up and walked to his room.
LAGUNA:"Yeah, whatever you guys. i'm getting some sleep. later."
The 2 walked down the corrider and returned the farewell to laguna.
Laguna walked into the dump that was his room.
"man, i gotta clean up sometime."
Laguna went to the fridge and got a carton of milk. he drank out of it and put it back in the
fridge.
"now to sleep, that's where i can dream." ^_^
Laguna changed to his nightwear and jumped into his comfortable bed.
He closed his eyes.....and began to dream of many things.........
END OF PART 2
ZZZzzzzzzzzz..... *wakes up* oh..sorry, hey there, i hope you enjoyed the story and all.
i know there wasn't many funny things but i needed soemthing to please the violent readers.^_^
If you liked the first 2 episodes, then you'll be reading a 3rd one soon.
and now, i must go to sleep as well.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Grey Fox /\*
Hey all, this is part 2 to my crazy adventures of Laguna.
If you read the 1st part, then you would know by now that Laguna a co, are in battle against a
snake-siren that they mistook for been a beautiful blonde lady in distress.
Anyway, read it and if you want to send me some CONTRUCTIVE criticism then do so at:
Grey_Fox@Fantasysquare.com
My name is Grey Fox, now Enjoy the story. ^_^
The 3 stared up at the beast in fear. But they knew that they had a job to do.
LAGUNA:"And to think that she was once so pretty, oh well....."
WARD:"Quit thinking Laguna and start shooting!!!"
Laguna began shooting bullets into the thick skin of the snake while kiros was slashing away
at the tail.
The snake launched it's head at Laguna, mouth wide open, fangs dripping with saliva.
Ward threw his harpoon into the snake's face just as it lunged at Laguna, knocking it nearer
to the ground.
Kiros took the opertunity and began slashing the throat of the snake. Blood pulped out and the
snake began to struggle. Laguna shot the forehead of the snake.
WARD: "Get back in the car you 2!"
Kiros got in the front seat of the car, Laguna in the back.
they watched the snake position itself in an upright posture.
Ward Launched his harpoon directly into the snakes throat, knocking it into the dust.
"Get in Ward, let's get the hell outta here!!" Laguna said leaning out the back window.
Ward got in the front.
LAGUNA:"I've always wanted to say that.Now, burn rubber!" ^_^
The car blazed away into the dark, the 3 relieved.
Suddenly it started to rain down, so much that it sounded like rocks hitting the windows.
LAGUNA:"Maybe it's hail stones?"
KIROS:"Check it out"
Laguna stuck his hand out of the window. It was just hard rain.
Ward looked behind and saw something on the seat behind Laguna.
WARD:"Laguna, have you been drooling?"
LAGUNA:"Nope, why?"
The 2 looked at the 'drool' melt into the seat.
Laguna looked up at the back window.
LAGUNA:"SHI-!"
The snake's fangs dug into the back window smashing it. The snake was chasing them!(but how?)
Laguna looked up at the angry reptile in an annoyed expression.
LAGUNA:"I DON'T GO OUT WITH SNAKES!!!"
As the car was driving, Laguna began unloading clip after clip into the snake.
The snake kept in close pursuit as Laguna leaned out the window, shooting and shooting.
Laguna noticed a grenade in the dashboard compartment.
LAGUNA:"Hey Ward, get me that thing in there?"
It was dark and Ward mistook the grenade for a can of coke.
WARD:"Hmmmmmm.....i'm thristy."
Ward pulled off the pin, and looked at Laguna in surprise.
WARD:"Whoops....."
LAGUNA:"Chuck it out the damn window!!!"
Kiros grabbed the grenade, chucked it out the window and put his foot hard down on the
accelerator.
LAGUNA:"Heads-up!"
The snake got the grenade in it's mouth, gulped. KABOOM! ^_^
The car raced ahead. With a sigh on his face, Laguna fell back onto his seat.
"You guys are crazy, it nearly got us yer know." Said Laguna.
"It only kept chasing us cause you were in the back seat." replied Kiros.
"Hey!^_^ that's not true......" Laguna said in disbelief.
"Well, i know enuff ugly girls who chased you up and down the corridors of the academy."^_^
Laguna chucked an old newspaper in the back at Ward.
LAGUNA:"Shut u-p."
WARD:"Hey, don't do that, or i'll find another snake woman in the base to come after you!"
LAGUNA:"awwww....forget it man, i'm just gonna chill in the back here."
KIROS:"Well, we're nearly there, so don't worry."
LAGUNA:"About time too..."
The car raced towards the base. The sun had pratically rised by now and the commander was
waiting at the entrance.
As the car pulled up to the entrance and stopped, the 3 were asleep with Laguna's head out
the window.
COMMANDER:"Soldiers.......SOLDIERS!!!! GET UP NOW!!"
Kiros fell out the door and onto the ground. But quickly stood to attention.
Followed by a suddenly alert Ward who also came round and stood to attention.
The only one left was the lazy sargent of the team, Laguna.
LAGUNA:"Hagu....buuudaaa...budabuda....i'll have fries with that.zzzzzzz"
COMMANDER:"Laguna. GET UP!"
Laguna looked up at the commander......and fell out onto the street.
then stood to attention.
the commander began talking to them on a debrief.
COMMANDER:"So soldiers, how was your first mission."
LAGUNA:"If you call patrol a mission then yeah."
CAMMANDER:"And where...where is the one i talked to on the radio who argued with me"
LAGUNA:"That would be me.........and cheese doesn't go with fries....."
COMMANDER:"Just shut-up and go back to your rooms....and you may have the day to sleep."
The 3 walked off to their rooms. On the way, they chatted.
LAGUNA:"He knows that i was right."^_^
KIROS:"Huh? if you mean he whole cheese thing then i don't think he cares."
"yeah,yeah. say what you want. i know when i'm right" Laguna smiled.
WARD:"Hey Laguna, your shoe laces are undone."
LAGUNA:"No they're not."
Laguna fell over.face on the floor.
KIROS:"Did you know you were right then?"^_^
Laguna got up and walked to his room.
LAGUNA:"Yeah, whatever you guys. i'm getting some sleep. later."
The 2 walked down the corrider and returned the farewell to laguna.
Laguna walked into the dump that was his room.
"man, i gotta clean up sometime."
Laguna went to the fridge and got a carton of milk. he drank out of it and put it back in the
fridge.
"now to sleep, that's where i can dream." ^_^
Laguna changed to his nightwear and jumped into his comfortable bed.
He closed his eyes.....and began to dream of many things.........
END OF PART 2
ZZZzzzzzzzzz..... *wakes up* oh..sorry, hey there, i hope you enjoyed the story and all.
i know there wasn't many funny things but i needed soemthing to please the violent readers.^_^
If you liked the first 2 episodes, then you'll be reading a 3rd one soon.
and now, i must go to sleep as well.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Grey Fox /\*
