THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF LAGUNA AND CO! PART 4


Hey people. If you're still reading my fanfiction then.....thankyou, 'cause i wouldn't expect
anyone to read it unless you are a Laguna fanatic or just someone who enjoys fanfictions.
well, enough with my pointless talk. Read on!

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later people! ^_^






Laguna walked into the forest cautiously, wondering what the hell would happen to him next.

"Man, i wonder what's gonna happen to me? seems dark here...."

Laguna walked and walked until he noticed a strange red and orange circuler mark on a dark tree.

"What's this? oh well, i'll just take a closer look."

Looking closer, Laguna noticed the mark ripple as the wind teared through the forest, as if it
was in water.

"H-e-y.........is this a talking tree or something... it just ripples....what's with the wind
anyway?"

Laguna looked towards the distance. The wind was from the storming group of barbarians coming
towards him on horse-back in a raging fury.

LAGUNA: "Urrrmmmmm.....hello."
LEADER: "Shut-up weakone. You listen to us or you can be my dinner!!!! arrrrrhg!"

"Just wait a damn sec-" Laguna spoke in annoyance before been interrupted.

BARBARIAN 1: "He said SHUT UP!!!!!"
LAGUNA: "But you can't just say tha-"
BARBARIAN 2: "Are you retarded lowly one?"
LAGUNA: "No, it's just that-"
LEADER: "Shut-up now or feal our wrath!"

Laguna became intensely angry and clenched his fist.

LAGUNA: "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!! DON'T MESS WITH ME!!"
LEADER: "Huh?!"

Laguna punched the barbarian leader in the face, knocking him to the ground.

ALL BARBARIANS: "NOW YOU DIE!!!!"
LAGUNA: "To hell with that!"

Laguna drew his gun and shot the 2 barbarians but couldn't get the leader since he ran away like
a little baby.
Laguna backed up against the weird tree.

"What am i gonna do? Lost, real nervous 'cause those guys are gonna be back with others and....
...and....I ONLY HAD ONE BOWL OF CEREAL!!!!!" Laguna shouted at the top of his voice.

The mark on the tree behind Laguna suddenly rippled voilently. An arm came out and pulled
Laguna in.

"What the!"

Laguna opened his eyes and saw the faces of many people staring down on him.

"What you all looking at. I know i'm attractive an all, but please, please give the V.I.P a
little space here." ^_^

The people kicked Laguna in his 'Gems'.
The usual shriek of pain came from the battered Laguna.

"Guessing from....ouw! cut it out! the friendly greeting then i think i know where i am...yow!.."

The people smiled and knew who the visitor was. A voice was heared and the people backed away.
Laguna stood up from the forest floor and noticed the village that he was in.

STUMP: "I'm down here Laguna sir."
LAGUNA: "Hey stump. wow... so this wasn't just a dream then..."

Laguna stared around at the village and the amazing buildings and the people.

LAGUNA: "With a place like this, there's gotta be some real cool forest babes." ^_^
STUMP: "Uh huh. But you gotta earn your respect around here. Ladies won't just go to you. You've
got to show them that you can be a real gentleman towards them."
LAGUNA: "Hey. I know what ladies want, and it's right here. Watch and learn."

Laguna walked up to a group of ladies and began chatting to them.
Stump shook his head. Laguna should have listened.

STUMP: "He's gonna get it real bad..."

Stump noticed laguna firstly get punched in the stomach, kicked in the leg and then a finishing
blow to the 'crowned jewels'.
Stump just cringed at the sight. The poor Laguna fell to the ground as the women walked away.
Laguna crawled back to Stump in defeat.

STUMP: "I told you so... *tsk* *tsk*....oh well.
LAGUNA: "I've learnt my lesson....the hard way...errrr."

Laguna got up and brushed the leaves and dirt off himself.

LAGUNA: "Anyway, what's with the 'kicking me in the nuts' stuff? It hurts...."
STUMP: "I don't know, maybe it's just be a bad thing happening to you...as if...fate's trying to
tell you something..."
LAGUNA: "what, like 'be good Laguna or you'll be getting a shock between the legs'?"
STUMP: "I'm been serious Laguna."
LAGUNA: "Okay, i get your drift. I'll be a good little Laguna in future."

Laguna and Stump began walking around the village. Stump gave an explanation for the mark on
the tree. It was a portal that gets people to the village quickly, but someone had forgotten to
lock it up, which could have resulted in an enemy ambush.

LAGUNA: "So, what are the plans to get rid of these barbarians? I took care of a few of them on
the way here. They really are rude."
STUMP: "Oh, i heard about that. You gave them a real scare. But they will be back with more and
more soilders after your incident. They're gonna want your blood."
LAGUNA: "*GULP*
STUMP: "Oh yeah, they enjoy drinking the blood of their enemies. some ritual crap i guess."
LAGUNA: *GULP* X50 *_*
"That's just insane! They should be taught some table manners or something!"

The 2 approached the command center. Stump opened the door. Laguna walked in and noticed the
crowd of army officials there, along with a massive battle map set out at the the centre table.

LAGUNA: "You lot really are taking this to the limit."
STUMP: "Of course. They want our land, they fight us for it. These beasts are nothing but cruel
and twisted people."
LAGUNA: "Okay. let's do this!"

The room filled with joyful smiles and they were happy that Laguna was there to help.
Work began, and tactics were been thought out for battle.
This would hopefully be....the final battle.

END OF PART 4

Thanks....that's if you read the whole thing. Anyway, this part of the story is just really a
link up to the other parts. To move the story along to the main point.

well, be there for part 5. 'Cause that's when things start to rock! ^_^


Grey Fox /\*