THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF LAGUNA AND CO! PART 5


How you all doing?.......errrmmmm, some of you may of had a bad day at the office so i'll pretend
that i never said that. ^)^
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Anyway, i hope this part of the story cheers up your day 'cause this is the good one. ^_^

Contact me at Grey_Fox@Fantasysquare.com

Read on folks!





Laguna and Stump walked out of the command centre and climbed the ladder to the ground.

"EVERYONE! GATHER ROUND!" Shouted Stump.

The village all gathered around Stump and Laguna.

STUMP: "We've got a plan sorted out for fighting the barbarians. But we need everyone to get
prepared for battle, this will hopefully be...the final battle."

*Cue cheesy preparation music!*

Stump explained the plan to everyone and they listened....prepared for war.

LAGUNA: "And you gotta all remember to hold your ground. These barbarians are nothing but grunts
and can easily be out-skilled if you concentrate enough."

Just then, an arrow flew into the tree beside Stump's head. There was a message Attached.
Laguna picked up the message and read it.

STUMP: "What...does it say?"
LAGUNA: "Hmmmm....it reads. (in bad writing may i add)


2 THE SMELY 1'S.

WE HAV GIVIN YOR VILLIJ 2 MENY CHANSES.
NOW IZ THE TYME OF YOR DETH!!!

LET THE GODS OF DETH AND DESTRUKSHON (DESTRUCTION) TORTURE YOR SOLS(SOULS) FOR
ETTERNATY(ETERNITY). YOR BLUD WIL BE DRANK.


C U ALL IN HELLLLLLLLL! (HELL)


SIGHNED: THE BAD GUYS .....I MEAN THE 'EVIL BARBARIANS!' HAHAHAHAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!




STUMP: "Apart from the last few words, the whole thing is terribly written."
LAGUNA: "Too bad that they don't fight as bad as they write....."


Just as the sentance was finished, a dagger plundged into the heart of one of the villagers'.

LAGUNA: "Un shnizer!!! who the hell did that!?"
VOICE: "ME!"
STUMP: "Who the hell are you!?"
VOICE: "M--E? I AM THE DAGGER IN YOUR BACK! THE SERPANT IN YOUR SPINE!!!!"
LAGUNA: "*psh* 'serpent in your spine'. What kind of crap dialogue is that?"
VOICE: "what?"
LAGUNA: "You heard me. Who ever wrote that piece of script should be shot!"

now i'm scared! '_'

VOICE: "MY NAME IS..... RED STRIDER!!!! AND YOU WILL ALL DIE NOW BY MY SWORD!!HAHHAAAH!"

An army of soilders came up to the side of Red Strider and were ready to fight for him.

LAGUNA: "Crap introduction but i don't have time to insult you anymore."
STUMP: "ATTACK!!!!!!"

The two armies launched into attack mode and war began. heads flew by, limbs did as well and i
can't be bothered to even start on the other parts.

Laguna shot various enemies while Stump shot arrows to the faces of many.

RED-STRIDER: "YOU! THE LONG HAIRED ONE!"

Everyone froze.

LAGUNA: "The name's Laguna."
RED-STRIDER: "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! RIGHT NOW!"
LAGUNA: "Sure pops. I'm quite the duelist myself." ^_^

Laguna got given a sword from one of his fighters. An area opened up for the two.

LAGUNA: "By the way, you'd do a lot better by not shouting the whole time."
RED-STRIDER: "SHOUTING LETS ME SMASH STUFF AND BE A MAN! DIE PEASENT!"
LAGUNA: "Shut-up grunt, yer know, you should take a wash once in a while. You reek!!"
RED-STRIDER: "MY MUMMY SAYS I SMELL NICE..... SO GO EAT A BRICK!!!!"
LAGUNA: "huh? 'eat a brick'. What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
RED-STRIDER: "IT MEANS THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU!! YOU...YOU.....BABY!! HAHAHAAH!!"
LAGUNA: "What kind of lame insult is that!?"
RED-STRIDER: "IT'S A GREAT ONE....IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO THINK IT UP...."
LAGUNA: "Whatever man, anyway. What is this? A Monkey Island duel?"
RED-STRIDER: "I DON'T REMEMBER 'LUCAS ARTS' WRITING THIS?"
LAGUNA: "Shut-up and fight me!"

The two began dueling intensely. (Laguna was winning of course)
The battle around them continued as well. Women and men continued to die and barbarians suffered
heavy losses as well.

STUMP: "We're winning Red Strider. Give it up!"
RED-STRIDER: "NO!...ERGH....ARR...I ...REFUSE...TO LOSE...ARHG!.....NEVER!!!!"

Red Strider grabbed Stump and held a sword to his throat.

STUMP: "Laguna....i don't care, just kill him! Even if i have to die!"

Laguna stared at Stump. Stump was been brave...willing to die for his people...he couldn't do it.

LAGUNA: "You coward....i can't let Stump be killed. Can't you see that all your people are gone
Red-Strider? give it up!"
RED-STRIDER: "DEFEAT IS NOT AN OPTION"
LAGUNA: "Don't torch the village...just...take me instead!"
RED-STRIDER: "I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER BRAVE ONE."

Red-Strider threw Stump to the ground. Laguna dropped his weapons and Red-Strider tied him up,
then put him on the back of his horse.

RED-STRIDER: "YOU'RE BRAVERY IS MUCH ADMIRED, BUT IT WILL BE THE DEATH OF YOU LAGUNA. YOU WILL
BE TAKEN TO MY HQ....-DEATH CASTLE! HAHAHAHAAAH!!!"
"(What a crappy name for a base)" Muttered Laguna under his breath.

RED-STRIDER: "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL!!!"

Red-Strider rode off into the forest. Stump just stood there with the others. shocked.stunned.


END OF PART 5

well,well,well. I bet most of you thought that they would win and live happly-ever-after?^_^

Hope you liked it. More will be on the way of course.

By the way. i hope you are enjoying this story. please tell me if there is something wrong.
thanks. e-mail me if you want.


later people,

Grey Fox /\*