THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF LAGUNA AND CO! PART 6


Nice day today isn't it? For me it is 'cause this is been typed on a friday.
Which means...no school tomorrow for me! ^_^
hahahaaaaaa....too bad. By the time i read this on FS it won't actually BE a friday.(damn)


Anyway, to the point. Hope you read the last part and enjoyed it.
And send me any CONSTRUCTIVE critism at: Grey_Fox@Fantasysquare.com

Read on Folks.



Red Strider's horse swiftly moved through the forest. Not wasting time to stop at all.
Laguna sat on the back of the horse. Tied-up and kinda annoyed by now at how uncomfortable it
was on horse-back with the most smelly, rude and ill-mannered barbarian ever.

LAGUNA: "Could you go a bit faster?"
RED-STRIDER: "WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT? TO DIE SOONER? HAHAHAAAA!"
LAGUNA: "No, actually so that the wind would blow faster and that would help get rid of the
stench in front of me."
RED-STRIDER: "DO I REALLY SMELL THAT BAD!?"
LAGUNA: "Uh huh."
RED-STRIDER: "HOW BADLY?"
LAGUNA: "Let me put it this way. I'd rather be hanging down next to the horse's butt than having
to smell your greasy back and arm-pits."
RED-STRIDER: "GRRRRRR....QUIT COMPLAINING. WE'LL BE AT MY CASTLE SOON."
LAGUNA: " 'Bout time."

The horse rode out of a dark part of the forest and into the scenary of high rock cliffs and
dark skies with thunder. The castle was at the top of one of the cliffs with a path leading
up to it.

LAGUNA: "How old is this? Seems like we've gone back a 1000 years or something. This medievil
castle is really stupid. And the thunder is even worse.Actually....I've never seen
anything like this on the map. This is really weird......"
RED-STRIDER: "THIS IS MY HOME!!!!"
LAGUNA: "What, you mean....'DEATH CASTLE'....HAHAAAHA.....What a stupid name..*snigger*"
RED-STRIDER: "I SUGGEST YOU KEEP SILENCE. I'M VERY PROUD OF THAT NAME.....IT TOOK ME A VERY
LONG TIME TO THINK UP....."
LAGUNA: "You really aren't that fast-minded, are you?"
RED-STRIDER: "SHUT-UP LOWLY ONE. WE'RE NEARLY AT THE DRAW BRIDGE...."

The horse rode up the path and approached the draw-bridge. Once the look-out had spotted
Red Strider, he lowered the draw-bridge and the horse proceeded into the castle.

RED-STRIDER: "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING....THE CASTLE OF THE DAMNED......."
LAGUNA: "You should have named the castle that in my opinion."

The horse rode into the front courtyard where a group of barbarians gathered around.

RED-STRIDER: "HELLO MY LOYAL FIGHTERS. I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE FOREST VILLAGE!"
RANDOM BARBARIAN: "DID YOU BURN IT TO THE GROUND MY LEADER?"
RED-STRIDER: "NEIGH COMRADE, SINCE MY OTHER FIGHTERS RAN OFF LIKE BABIES, ARHH!!
BUT DO NOT DESPAIR, SINCE I HAVE CAPTURED AND BROUGHT BACK THEIR
BEST FIGHTER, LAGUNA!"
LAGUNA: "(No you didn't, i sacrificed myself you oaf)."

An uproar of victory came from the barbarians.

RED-STRIDER: "THANK-YOU MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS. HE WILL BE PUT IN JAIL, AND THEN BE EATEN IN
3 DAYS TO CELEBRATE A FINE VICTORY!!!"
ALL BARBARIANS: "YEAH!!! HARAAAAAA!!!HARAAAA!!!!"
LAGUNA: "HUH!? YOU FREAK!!! DON'T DO IT OR I'LL....I'LL..."

Laguna was chucked to the ground and spat on and kicked.

RED-STRIDER: "YOU'LL DO WHAT!? NO-ONE CAN SAVE YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR FRIENDS. YOU YOURSELF
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THIS CASTLE WAS!HAHAHAAAAA!"

Laguna continued to take beats and insults. But he didn't care anymore. He just lowered his
head in defeat and sadness.
The barbarians cheered and chanted about their capture of Laguna.
Soon after the beatings, A bruised and bloody Laguna was chucked into a dark damp cell
of his own in one of the castle floors. With only a barred window to stare out into the obiss.

"This stinks....i'm really hurt and in pain, and i smell nearly as bad as the grunt
guarding the cell."

Laguna stared out of the cell window. It was dark, and raining with thunder. The only light
there was in the corridor. A faint fire-torch.

LAGUNA: "Why the hell did i do this? the least i could have done was to take Ward and Kiros
along with me. Now all i've got is blood and cuts and not a hope in the world.
Man, i'm not even tired enough to sleep....i'm surprised, i had a long day today.
Lots of fighting and stuff...the least i want, just to get some sleep."
VOICE: "Why sleep when you do this very moment?"
LAGUNA: "Huh? Who's there?"
VOICE: "Wait. I'll be next to you soon....."
LAGUNA: "HEY! Wait!"
GUARD: "SHUT-UP IN THERE! NO NOISE, OR I'LL PUNCH YOU!"
LAGUNA: "Shut the hell up butt-head."
GUARD: "ANOTHER BEATING, ON THE WAY!"

Just as the guard said that, a figure came out of the shadows, came up behind the guard, and
sliced the throat of the him with a thin-bladed sword.Then went back into the shadows again.

LAGUNA: "Crap.....Who's there!?"
VOICE: "I told you that i'd be here."
LAGUNA: "You! So that wasn't me going crazy and talking to myself in my mind!"
VOICE: "At the moment your mind is pre-occupied with this vision...this illusion you see."
LAGUNA: "What, you mean that you ARE just something from my mind."
VOICE: "Quite the opposite my friend......."
LAGUNA: "Show yourself then"

The man came out of the shadows to reviel himself as the black-dressed ninja that he was,
armed with a sword.

LAGUNA: "A Ninja!? What do you want?"
MAN: "I've come 'here' to tell you about a little thing called reality. I'm here to help
free you of the blanket pulled over your eyes..."
LAGUNA: "I....still don't understand you."
MAN: "Listen buddy, you ever seen that movie 'The Matrix'?"
LAGUNA: "Yeah, that film rocks!......wait...you mean this isn't reality and i'm going to have
to fight agents and stuff?"
MAN: "Yes Laguna. This isn't your real world.(no agents included)"
LAGUNA: "Then what is it?"
MAN: "This is all....Merely a dream."
LAGUNA: "So....explain."
MAN: "From the moment you 'woke up' to go and save Stump, you stepped into this false world.
You tell me that you want to sleep Laguna? But you can't...."
LAGUNA: "Why?"
MAN: "Because Laguna.....You're still dreaming........."

END OF PART 6

So. What did you think of that little twist in the plot?
Oh yeah, the fact that it was a dream and not real, i did not have the idea from the Matrix.
The only reason why the reference is there is so that people won't be saying:
"He copied that from the Matrix, how unoriginal, lets kill him!" And knew that i thought this
would happen.

I hope you did like this part of the story 'cause i'm going to develop this plot.
so, get ready for part 7! ^_^

later Amigos,

Grey Fox /\*