Theory Three

Janus, Slash, Ozzie, and Flea stood in a wide circle, all facing each other. Ozzie was the leader/referee. "I don't want any cheating this time! If you can win fairly, then, I will let you cheat, alright?" The other three grumbled in accordance. "Okay, GO!" The next event was pretty much an explosion of color and effects, and in fact, someone cheated.
"OW! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! Pain! I am in fucking PAIN!" Flea finished off the rant with a piercing scream as he hit the floor. A sickly green light emanated from his body for a minute before disappearing completely.
"What happened to me?" He blinked as he got up.
"Wow, Flea, you've got boobs." Slash stated.
"It's... a good look for you..." Janus snickered.
"Huh?" Flea looked down at his body and shrieked. "Janus! Slash can't do this! What did you DO?"
"I did try... this time..." Slash put in, bewildered. "But, I thought Janus would go for Ozzie again!"
"Well, he didn't!" Flea was about to rip their heads off.
"Oh, chill out, it's not like you had a date, anyway." Ozzie put in, grinning/smirking.
"Shut up, ass hole. Slash, help me out of these clothes, would you? It hurts!" While Flea spilled out of her too-tight clothes, Janus threw his cloak to her.
"Here," he smirked. "Cover up." She stuck her tongue out at him as she put it on. After a pause she said,
"Alright, boys, who wants to do some clothes shopping?"