"That Don't Impress Me Much"

"Miaka!"

The priestess of Suzaku turned when Hotohori called her. Hotohori, Nuriko, Nakago and Chiriko all stood behind her.

"Miaka, can we talk with you?" Nuriko asked.

"Sure guys. About what?"

They were silent for a moment before Chiriko finally spoke up.

"Miaka, we all like you, but you like Tamahome. What's wrong with us?"

Miaka thought for a moment before pulling a radio and a Shania Twain CD out of a conveniently placed plothole.

"Let me put it this way." she popped in the CD and pointed at Chiriko.

1 I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got me right down to an art

You think you're a genius you drive me up the wall

You're a regular-original, a know-it-all

Oh-oo-oh you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh you think you're somethin else

Okay, so you're a child genius.

2 That don't impress me much

So you got the brain but haven't got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Miaka moved on to Hotohori

3 I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve, just in case

"Nothing wrong with that." Hotohori muttered.

"DON'T INTTERUPT MY SONG!"

4 And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it

'Cause Suzaku forbid it should fall out of place



Hotohori shivered. "I hope not."



Oh-oo-oh you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh you think you're somethin else

Okay, so you're a gorgeous emperor.

5 That don't impress me much

So you got the looks but haven't got the touch

Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much



Now she moved on to Nakago. She opened her mouth, paused and said "Okay, I'm not even gonna do one for you." and moved right on to Nuriko.

You're one of those guys who likes to dress like a girl

You're dream of an active night life makes me wanna hurl

I can't believe you kiss Hotohori goodnight

C'mon Nuriko tell me, you must be joking right

Hotohori glanced at Nuriko then scooted away.

"It was when you were asleep!" Nuriko pouted.

Oh-oo-oh you think you're special

Oh-oo-oh you think you're somethin else

Okay, so you're bisexual.

That don't impress me.AT ALL! Sorry Nuri-chan.

"Now I'm all hurt Miaka."

Tasuki walked up.

"What about me Miaka?" he asked, tessen in hand. Miaka gave a weak smile and said quietly, "Song's over! Bai!" and ran off.



TA: Gomen minna, but I thought this song would be perfect for a songfic. I swear I won't do any more if no one likes it. By the by, I don't own anything in this fic. Please review!