"Why Nakago? Why do you work with those that destroyed your village?" Chichiri asked, trying to get up from the ground. The summoning was almost ready to begin, and Nakago was set to stop them from interrupting.

"Why? Fine. I'll tell you why…" Suddenly, the lights went out with a cold gust of wind.

"What's going on?!" Miaka shouted, clinging to Tamahome.

"I don't know!" Tamahome replied. Suddenly, the wind stopped, and the lights came back on to illuminate a number of figures. All were in black suits, and Nakago was in the middle.

"Ewww!! Nakago just changed, in the dark, in front of us!!" Tamahome cringed.

"I'm traumatized for life no da…"

An unknown music started playing from somewhere, and the numerous Kutou spies beside Nakago started singing…

Uh...

Here come the Seiryuu Seishi

It's the Kutou Seishi uhh, here come the Kutou Seishi

Here come the Seiryuu seishi

They won't let you get past

Nah nah nah

Then Nakago began….which for those who have ever heard Blue Eyes Blue, is worse than hearing the Miaka/Tamahome exchange.

The bad guys dress in black remember that

Just in case we ever face to face and make contact

The title held by me – Seiryuu Seishi.

Means what you think you did, you didn't hurt me

So don't blink beware when I'm there

Or you'll be gone, blonde hair with the blue contacts on

Walk in shadow, move in silence

Guard against Suzaku violence

But yo I ain't on no government list

I straight don't exist, no life and no murder record

Saw somethin strange, watch your back

Cause you never quite know where Nakago is at

Uh and...

As if the dancing wasn't already traumatizing enough with Nakago singing, the spies had to start in again.

Here come the Seiryuu Seishi (Seiryuu seishiiiiii)

Kutou defenders (oahhaooohh ohhhhh)

Here come the Seiryuu Seishi (Seiryuu Seishiiiii)

He won't let you get past

Uh uh, uh uh, now

from the deepest of the darkest of night

on the horizon, blue light enters sight tight

Suzaku zoom to their impending doom

But then like BOOM my guys fill the room

With the quickness talk and no witnesses

Kodoku and flying ki

Vivid memories turn to fantasies

Ain't no problem, not gonna say please

do what we say that's the way we kick it

Yaknahmean? I see Mibo and the twins get wicked on ya

We're your first, last and only line of defense

against the worst scum of the universe

So don't fear us

If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're the fearless

Seiryuu Seishi.'s, got the Shinzaho

(What's that mean?) We beatcho Miko

Here come the Seiryuu Seishi (Seiryuu seishiiiiii)

Kutou defenders (oahhaooohh ohhhhh)

Here come the Seiryuu Seishi (Seiryuu Seishiiiii)

He won't let you get past

Nakago paused, then looked at his wrist.

"Oh, dear. Look at the time! The summoning's ready to begin! I must finish there! But next time, you'll hear the rest…" Nakago vanished through the doorway behind him, leaving Chichiri, Miaka, and Tamahome, scarred for life.

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Ne! Another songfic?! What's up with me and these things recently? Well…I don't own any of the characters, not even the chorus line of spies =P And I don't own the song either.