I do not own Nakago or any characters here. Nor do I own the song, sung by Reel Big Fish and it's the most awesome song in the world and you must listen to it because it ROCKS! Ja ne!
Nakago shook his head, looking between his opponents and the burning buildings. This was pointless. It was him against all the Suzaku seishi, and Seiryuu had just been sealed away. There wasn't any chance he would survive a punch from Tamahome now. His life began flashing before his eyes. His childhood, becoming an official seishi, finding Lady Yui (Seiryuu only knew what had happened to her,) the summoning…Nakago blinked. Argh! Nakago was such an idiot! How could Nakago have forgotten…why was Nakago thinking in third person? Nakago did not know. *ahem* A smirk curled around his lips.
"You haven't won yet Suzaku seishi…I still have one more trick up my sleeve."
The Suzaku seishi looked between themselves. Nakago was helpless. What tricks could he have?
"Uh oh no da…." Chichiri went pint-sized and ran off screaming. Tamahome and Miaka somehow understood and followed.
"What the fuck?"
The air around Nakago shimmered and around him materialized some odd figures. At first no one could tell what they exactly were. But then everything became clear. Tomo sat behind a set of drums. Suboshi had a guitar in his arms, bass guitar. Soi was seated in front of a keyboard and Nakago held a microphone in his hands.
"Hit it."
The remaining Suzaku seishi and every poor person within earshot screamed.
Hey hey hey hey!
Hey hey hey hey!
Yeah!
They were traumatized already.
"MY EARS NO DAAAA!!" came from the distance, the defeat cry of a tortured monk.
I just made an enemy of someone
I don't know and they
Are upset about somethin
That I must have done
"Probably his singing skills!" Nuriko squealed, covering his ears.
"So this is what Amiboshi was like at the summoning!" Chiriko shrieked.
It really doesn't make much sense
That I've got no
Statement in my defense
"YOU DON'T DESERVE ONE!" Tasuki shouted.
BUT! I know! No matter what No matter who
No matter what I do
Somebody hates me!
Soi, Tomo, and Suboshi added in.
Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me, somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me
Somebody hates me and I hate somebody too!
Did you misunderstand that I did?
'What's to misunderstand? He was a world-conquering maniac…" Hotohori twitched.
Or was there one of my jokes that you didn't get?
"He told jokes?" Chiriko blinked.
Miboshi popped up sniggering.
"Have you heard the one about the duck that walked into a bar and ordered some grapes?"
The poor boy didn't know whether to trust the floating three eyed ghost or not, but finally decided it would be safer to hear the joke than Nakago's voice and ran off with Miboshi in tow.
Or do you think
You've got the way I think all figured out?
What'd I say
To make you feel I'm not cool now?
"You were trying to be fuckin cool?!" Tasuki soon regretted his words via the keyboardist.
Well! I know no matter what no matter who
No matter what I do
Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me, somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me
Somebody hates me and I hate somebody too
I know it's wro-o-o-o-o-ong
I do it too
So I guess I should saaaaaaaaaay
Don't let it get to you!
Whoo!
Nuriko twitched during the musical interlude.
"He kills the majority of us through his seishi, nearly destroys Miaka's hometown, SINGS to us, and is now telling us to not let this bug us?"
"MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP NO DAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" echoed the far-off monk's voice.
I KNOW! No matter what no matter who
No matter what I do
Somebody hates me
Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me, somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me, somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me! Somebody hates me!
Somebody hates me! Somebody hates me!
"This…is getting…annoyingly…repetitive…." Nuriko was now the last one standing. Hotohori had collapsed into a sobbing mess during the last verse
Somebody hates me! Somebody hates me!
And I hate somebody too
I hate somebody too
I hate somebody too
I hate somebody too
I hate somebody too
……Somebody like yooooooouuuuuuu….
Nuriko was now simultaneously sobbing with Hotohori. Nakago smirked and dismissed his band. But then an idea began to form in his mind. He was no longer a Seishi since Seiryuu was sealed, but perhaps a good boy band could rule the world…His evil laugh mingled into the air with a cries of relief from a distant chibi monk.
