The heart of an android
"Today is the day that the androids are coming for a visit" said Krillin.
"You arn't scared of them huh Krillin?" said Master Roshi.
"No of course not...are you?".
"O no no no, why me?"
"Well I don't know".
*Ding-dong*
Krillin opened the door.
"Hey Krillin" said Eighteen.
"Hey Eighteen and Seventeen".
"Did you invite us?" said Seventeen.
"Yes, please come in".
~15 minutes later~
"Eighteen I'm gonna go home I'm bored".
"Alright go if you want; but I'm staying here for a while".
"What! Don't you wanna go home right now?"
"No I like this place".
"How come?"
"Cause it's by the sea and you can train here better than in the woods".
"Alright then.You can stay here for a while, but if you want to go home your always welcome there".
"Okay".
"Bye Eighteen have fun with your boyfriend".
"Seventeen he's not my boyfriend! Ugh he didn't hear me at all".
"What boyfriend?".
"Krillin?"
"Yes".
"Will you go shopping with me?"
"What! Shopping?".
"Yes".
"I don't know if I have enough money for it and the mall is closed by now".
"O...well see you later".
"Eighteen where are you going?"
"I'm going home why?"
"Well if your here I wanna ask you...".
"What?".
Don't look at me with those puppydog eyes thought Krillin.
"If you want to come sleep here over for the night".
What? Me sleep HERE over for the night?.
"If you don't want to you don't have to. Just tell me".
Sleep here over for the night I don't know if I could do this...well I think I should do this.
"Alright I will".
"You will? O that's great, thank you".
"Your welcome".
~Back in the house~
"Eighteen here is your room".
"Ugh".
"Ye I know it's nice...for a girl".
"Huh?".
"Do you want some oil?"
"Oil for what?"
"For you to drink of course".
"Ugh yak, I don't like oil".
"You don't?"
"No".
"But...I bought some oil for you".
"Oil? That's redicules".
"But your a android right?"
"Yes, but that doesn't mean that I'm drinking oil".
"Then you eat food what human's eat?"
"Ye that's right".
"O then...the oil can be for my car".
"Hum".
"Ogh?"
~Down stairs~
Krillin and Master Roshi are looking at Eighteen.
"Why are you looking at me is there something on my face?".
"No we want you to cook for us".
"Cook for you?"
"Yes".
"But I don't know how".
"Well we can call someone who can cook and is realy nice for girls like you".
"And that's?"
"You'll see".
~At the Son's residence~
*Tring-tring*
"Hello".
"Hello this is Krillin".
"O hey Krillin, I'm sorry but Goku's not here right now. He's sparring with Vegeta".
"O but...".
"...You can call later when Goku is finished with sparring".
"O but...''.
"...Yes I know I'm a good wife for him".
"Yes I know but...".
"...And I'm sorry for you that you don't have a wife".
"O thank you but...".
"...O I'm so happy with my family".
"Yes me to but...".
"...O I'm so old but still beautiful".
"Yes but...".
"...O I'm so hap...".
"JUST STOP TALKING AND START LISTENING!!!!!" yelled Krillin.
"Alright I'll listen to you just stop screaming in my ears".
"Okay now, as I was saying...".
"...O I'm so hap...".
"Stop saying that your so happy!"
"Alright I'll never do it again I promise".
"Ye right".
"What did you say?".
"Nothing just...".
"...I heared you buddy and I'm not happy anymore!".
"That's okay and...".
*Tuuuuuuut*
~At the island of Master Roshi~
"Chichi? Hello, hello?".
Krillin hung up the phone.
"Gees".
"What's the matter Krillin?".
"She hung up".
*Ding-dong*
"I'll open the door".
"Is Krillin here?"
"Yes".
"And who are you? Are you one of those girls who like bold people?"
"No of course not".
"Then who are you and what are you doing here?"
"I'm android Eighteen".
"Android Eighteen? But then you must be the android where Krillin had a crush on!"
"A crush?"
"Ye Krillin talked about you allot".
"Oh?"
"Who is it Eighteen?"
"I don't know yet".
Krillin walked to the door.
"Aaaa!!!! Chichi!"
"Ye that's right it's me. And don't think you can ascape from me buddy..."
"Um".
"...And why didn't you tell me that you had a girlfriend".
"What! SHE ISN'T MY GIRLFRIEND!! And she can't cook that's why I called you to learn her how to cook!"
"Oh but why didn't you say so?"
"Cause you were talking allot and I can't say anything to you".
"You screamed to me and you said you didn't say anything to me? Well that's not true buddy".
"Don't call me buddy!"
"Alright!"
"Okay now will you learn Eighteen how to cook?"
"Yes but of course".
"Alright".
Eighteen and Chichi walked to the kitchen.
"Eighteen what do you want to cook?".
"I don't know about food only that you can eat it".
"Then I will choose...I think I'll cook rice".
"Do you realy have to eat rice with sticks?"
"Why yes, you have to in this country".
"Oh".
"Will you please give me a pan?"
"Yes...here".
"Alright will you now give me some rice".
"But you have to cook it".
"Yes I know. But this rice is in a bag and it is hard".
"Alright I will look for it".
Eighteen is looking for it and she found it.
"Here you go".
"Alright, thank you".
"And what now?"
"I'll open the bag and throw the rice in to the pan".
"Oh".
"And then I'll throw what cold water in the pan and I'll set the gas on and just turn it on four and I'll wait till the rice is finished with cooking".
"Oh".
"So shall we go to the livingroom?"
"Ye that's fine with me".
~In the livingroom~
"So then she ran away and then..".
"Krillin are you hungry?"
"But of course Eighteen".
"Alright the food is almost ready".
"Oh that's good, cause I'm hungry".
"Oh Krillin your so funny you look just like Goku that way".
"Ha ha ha...oh that's so funny I think".
"What did you say?"
"Ah...oh nothing Chichi I don't lie".
"Ye ye you don't lie you never lie".
"No I never lie no".
"Huh?"
"What is it Eighteen?"
"I smell smoke".
"What?! Humhum.Ye I smell it to".
"What?! Oh no the rice!"
Chichi ran to the kitchen and turned of the gas.
"Phey...that was close".
"Yep. The house was almost on fire because of you".
"What did you say!?"
"Um nothing".
"And you call yourself a master shame on you!".
"Ye that's right!".
"Huh...Goku".
"Hey Chichi".
Chichi ran to Goku and hugged him.
"Aaa! Krillin there's an android in the house!"
"Yes I know".
"There's an android and the house is still standing!"
"Goku..."
"Yes".
"...SHUT UP!!!"
When Krillin explained everything to Goku it was time to go home.
"Bye Goku! Bey Chichi!"
"Bye Krillin!"
"Bye buddy!"
"HEY DON'T CALL ME BUDDY!!!!"
"Alright I will! Bye!"
~Back in the house~
"Yum Eighteen the food was good".
"Thank you".
"O I'm stuft".
"Krillin I'm going to sleep".
"Alright goodnight Eighteen".
"Goodnight".
"I'm going to sleep to".
"What you Master Roshi? You always sleep on 01.00am".
"Yes I know but not tonight".
"Huh?What do you mean?"
"You'll see".
"Huh?"
~In Eighteen's room~
Master Roshi is sneaking in Eighteen's room.
Oh yes she is now pulling her clothes out I think.
Master Roshi came closer and dropped something.
"Huh what was that?"
Did she see me?.
Well well I think I see that Roshi guy. Well I'm gonna scare him when I'm in bed.
"Oh I'm so tired and it's hot here I'm gonna take my clothes of".
Yes she's doing it.
Eighteen didn't take of her clothes but just walked to her bed and lay onder the blanket. Then Master Roshi walked carefully to Eighteen's bed and...she grabbed him by the collar.
"What are you doing in my room? Hum".
"Well um I-I-Iyayay".
"Well have it your way".
"Huh?"
"Krillin!!!"
"Huh I think I heared Eighteen yelling".
Krillin ran to Eighteen's room.
"Master Roshi what are you doing here?"
"I was just cheking if she was asleep".
"No you wear not! You wear just cheking if I had no clothes on!"
"Master Roshi is that true?"
"No".
"Rrrr! How dare you what I said was true!"
"Master Roshi get out of her room!"
"I'll handle this Krillin".
"Huh?"
"Listen here Roshi I'll never forgive you for this..."
"Oh".
"...So I'm going to blast you to another island where you can rest in peace!"
"Aaa!"
"Now go to your room!"
"Alright".
Master Roshi ran quick to his room.
"Wow he ran fast".
"Yes I know".
"Krillin why is he so weird?"
"Cause he like's it when girls are naked".
"And he is your grandpa?"
"Huh oh no! Of course not!"
"Oh I thought so, cause he just doesn't look like you".
"Oh thank you, that you said that".
"Your welcome".
~The next day~
"Mjam, I have sleepen good last night. Like always I guess. Huh? I smell something good".
Krillin walked to the kitchen and there he saw Eighteen making breakfast.
"Good morning Krillin. Did you sleep well last night?"
"Yes".
"Okay. If you want breakfast you have to earn it".
"What?!"
"Yes that's right mister you have to earn it".
"Your acting like a wife of mine".
"I do huh. Well in this case it must, cause if you want your breakfast you have to earn it".
Then she pushed him outside.
"What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
"No I'm not".
Eighteen attacked him and punched him in the back.
"Ouch! That hurts!"
"Well I think you've earned it now".
"Well thanks allot".
"No thanks".
~Back in the house~
"Here's your breakfast".
"Thank you".
"Your welcome".
"What happened Krillin?"
"Eighteen said to me that I had to earn my breakfast".
"Ha ha ha that's good cause I don't have to earn it..."
Huh? Did he say he didn't have to earn it. Well I'll let him have to earn it thought Eighteen.
"...Cause I'm a old man and..."
"...So you said that you don't have to earn your breakfast...well this time you have to just like Krillin".
"What?!!?"
"Well was that your answer?"
"That was not enough Master Roshi".
"What do I have to say Krillin?"
"You have to say that you want to earn your breakfast".
"Okay. Eighteen I want to earn my breakfast".
"Alright. Go outside".
"Uh".
"Now!"
"Alright".
Master Roshi ran outside.
"Alright I hope your good, cause if your not you get no breakfast".
"You don't know my strenght".
"O no?"
"No".
"Alright let see".
Eighteen attacked Master Roshi and try to punch him but he was to fast.
"Wow your really good".
"Yes I know but that's not all".
"Huh?"What did he mean about that?.
"Wach closely".
Master Roshi attacked and hit Eighteen.
"Your strong..."
"I know".
"...But not strong enough".
"Huh?".
Eighteen attacked him head on and...Master Roshi lost.
"So that was all?...How pethetic".
"So can I get my breakfast now?"
"No you didn't earn it..."
"Huh? What?"
"...You hit me and that's not fare, cause if you didn't hit me you've earned your breakfast".
"What?!"
"You heared her! You didn't earn your breakfast. Ha ha ha...! Huh?"
"What's the matter Krillin?"
"I feel something heading earth".
"Oh yes now I'm feeling it to".
"C'mon Eighteen we have to chek this out".
"Ye right".
"Hey where are you going!"
"Where going to where the saiyens landed".
"Bye Krillin! And be careful".
"Today is the day that the androids are coming for a visit" said Krillin.
"You arn't scared of them huh Krillin?" said Master Roshi.
"No of course not...are you?".
"O no no no, why me?"
"Well I don't know".
*Ding-dong*
Krillin opened the door.
"Hey Krillin" said Eighteen.
"Hey Eighteen and Seventeen".
"Did you invite us?" said Seventeen.
"Yes, please come in".
~15 minutes later~
"Eighteen I'm gonna go home I'm bored".
"Alright go if you want; but I'm staying here for a while".
"What! Don't you wanna go home right now?"
"No I like this place".
"How come?"
"Cause it's by the sea and you can train here better than in the woods".
"Alright then.You can stay here for a while, but if you want to go home your always welcome there".
"Okay".
"Bye Eighteen have fun with your boyfriend".
"Seventeen he's not my boyfriend! Ugh he didn't hear me at all".
"What boyfriend?".
"Krillin?"
"Yes".
"Will you go shopping with me?"
"What! Shopping?".
"Yes".
"I don't know if I have enough money for it and the mall is closed by now".
"O...well see you later".
"Eighteen where are you going?"
"I'm going home why?"
"Well if your here I wanna ask you...".
"What?".
Don't look at me with those puppydog eyes thought Krillin.
"If you want to come sleep here over for the night".
What? Me sleep HERE over for the night?.
"If you don't want to you don't have to. Just tell me".
Sleep here over for the night I don't know if I could do this...well I think I should do this.
"Alright I will".
"You will? O that's great, thank you".
"Your welcome".
~Back in the house~
"Eighteen here is your room".
"Ugh".
"Ye I know it's nice...for a girl".
"Huh?".
"Do you want some oil?"
"Oil for what?"
"For you to drink of course".
"Ugh yak, I don't like oil".
"You don't?"
"No".
"But...I bought some oil for you".
"Oil? That's redicules".
"But your a android right?"
"Yes, but that doesn't mean that I'm drinking oil".
"Then you eat food what human's eat?"
"Ye that's right".
"O then...the oil can be for my car".
"Hum".
"Ogh?"
~Down stairs~
Krillin and Master Roshi are looking at Eighteen.
"Why are you looking at me is there something on my face?".
"No we want you to cook for us".
"Cook for you?"
"Yes".
"But I don't know how".
"Well we can call someone who can cook and is realy nice for girls like you".
"And that's?"
"You'll see".
~At the Son's residence~
*Tring-tring*
"Hello".
"Hello this is Krillin".
"O hey Krillin, I'm sorry but Goku's not here right now. He's sparring with Vegeta".
"O but...".
"...You can call later when Goku is finished with sparring".
"O but...''.
"...Yes I know I'm a good wife for him".
"Yes I know but...".
"...And I'm sorry for you that you don't have a wife".
"O thank you but...".
"...O I'm so happy with my family".
"Yes me to but...".
"...O I'm so old but still beautiful".
"Yes but...".
"...O I'm so hap...".
"JUST STOP TALKING AND START LISTENING!!!!!" yelled Krillin.
"Alright I'll listen to you just stop screaming in my ears".
"Okay now, as I was saying...".
"...O I'm so hap...".
"Stop saying that your so happy!"
"Alright I'll never do it again I promise".
"Ye right".
"What did you say?".
"Nothing just...".
"...I heared you buddy and I'm not happy anymore!".
"That's okay and...".
*Tuuuuuuut*
~At the island of Master Roshi~
"Chichi? Hello, hello?".
Krillin hung up the phone.
"Gees".
"What's the matter Krillin?".
"She hung up".
*Ding-dong*
"I'll open the door".
"Is Krillin here?"
"Yes".
"And who are you? Are you one of those girls who like bold people?"
"No of course not".
"Then who are you and what are you doing here?"
"I'm android Eighteen".
"Android Eighteen? But then you must be the android where Krillin had a crush on!"
"A crush?"
"Ye Krillin talked about you allot".
"Oh?"
"Who is it Eighteen?"
"I don't know yet".
Krillin walked to the door.
"Aaaa!!!! Chichi!"
"Ye that's right it's me. And don't think you can ascape from me buddy..."
"Um".
"...And why didn't you tell me that you had a girlfriend".
"What! SHE ISN'T MY GIRLFRIEND!! And she can't cook that's why I called you to learn her how to cook!"
"Oh but why didn't you say so?"
"Cause you were talking allot and I can't say anything to you".
"You screamed to me and you said you didn't say anything to me? Well that's not true buddy".
"Don't call me buddy!"
"Alright!"
"Okay now will you learn Eighteen how to cook?"
"Yes but of course".
"Alright".
Eighteen and Chichi walked to the kitchen.
"Eighteen what do you want to cook?".
"I don't know about food only that you can eat it".
"Then I will choose...I think I'll cook rice".
"Do you realy have to eat rice with sticks?"
"Why yes, you have to in this country".
"Oh".
"Will you please give me a pan?"
"Yes...here".
"Alright will you now give me some rice".
"But you have to cook it".
"Yes I know. But this rice is in a bag and it is hard".
"Alright I will look for it".
Eighteen is looking for it and she found it.
"Here you go".
"Alright, thank you".
"And what now?"
"I'll open the bag and throw the rice in to the pan".
"Oh".
"And then I'll throw what cold water in the pan and I'll set the gas on and just turn it on four and I'll wait till the rice is finished with cooking".
"Oh".
"So shall we go to the livingroom?"
"Ye that's fine with me".
~In the livingroom~
"So then she ran away and then..".
"Krillin are you hungry?"
"But of course Eighteen".
"Alright the food is almost ready".
"Oh that's good, cause I'm hungry".
"Oh Krillin your so funny you look just like Goku that way".
"Ha ha ha...oh that's so funny I think".
"What did you say?"
"Ah...oh nothing Chichi I don't lie".
"Ye ye you don't lie you never lie".
"No I never lie no".
"Huh?"
"What is it Eighteen?"
"I smell smoke".
"What?! Humhum.Ye I smell it to".
"What?! Oh no the rice!"
Chichi ran to the kitchen and turned of the gas.
"Phey...that was close".
"Yep. The house was almost on fire because of you".
"What did you say!?"
"Um nothing".
"And you call yourself a master shame on you!".
"Ye that's right!".
"Huh...Goku".
"Hey Chichi".
Chichi ran to Goku and hugged him.
"Aaa! Krillin there's an android in the house!"
"Yes I know".
"There's an android and the house is still standing!"
"Goku..."
"Yes".
"...SHUT UP!!!"
When Krillin explained everything to Goku it was time to go home.
"Bye Goku! Bey Chichi!"
"Bye Krillin!"
"Bye buddy!"
"HEY DON'T CALL ME BUDDY!!!!"
"Alright I will! Bye!"
~Back in the house~
"Yum Eighteen the food was good".
"Thank you".
"O I'm stuft".
"Krillin I'm going to sleep".
"Alright goodnight Eighteen".
"Goodnight".
"I'm going to sleep to".
"What you Master Roshi? You always sleep on 01.00am".
"Yes I know but not tonight".
"Huh?What do you mean?"
"You'll see".
"Huh?"
~In Eighteen's room~
Master Roshi is sneaking in Eighteen's room.
Oh yes she is now pulling her clothes out I think.
Master Roshi came closer and dropped something.
"Huh what was that?"
Did she see me?.
Well well I think I see that Roshi guy. Well I'm gonna scare him when I'm in bed.
"Oh I'm so tired and it's hot here I'm gonna take my clothes of".
Yes she's doing it.
Eighteen didn't take of her clothes but just walked to her bed and lay onder the blanket. Then Master Roshi walked carefully to Eighteen's bed and...she grabbed him by the collar.
"What are you doing in my room? Hum".
"Well um I-I-Iyayay".
"Well have it your way".
"Huh?"
"Krillin!!!"
"Huh I think I heared Eighteen yelling".
Krillin ran to Eighteen's room.
"Master Roshi what are you doing here?"
"I was just cheking if she was asleep".
"No you wear not! You wear just cheking if I had no clothes on!"
"Master Roshi is that true?"
"No".
"Rrrr! How dare you what I said was true!"
"Master Roshi get out of her room!"
"I'll handle this Krillin".
"Huh?"
"Listen here Roshi I'll never forgive you for this..."
"Oh".
"...So I'm going to blast you to another island where you can rest in peace!"
"Aaa!"
"Now go to your room!"
"Alright".
Master Roshi ran quick to his room.
"Wow he ran fast".
"Yes I know".
"Krillin why is he so weird?"
"Cause he like's it when girls are naked".
"And he is your grandpa?"
"Huh oh no! Of course not!"
"Oh I thought so, cause he just doesn't look like you".
"Oh thank you, that you said that".
"Your welcome".
~The next day~
"Mjam, I have sleepen good last night. Like always I guess. Huh? I smell something good".
Krillin walked to the kitchen and there he saw Eighteen making breakfast.
"Good morning Krillin. Did you sleep well last night?"
"Yes".
"Okay. If you want breakfast you have to earn it".
"What?!"
"Yes that's right mister you have to earn it".
"Your acting like a wife of mine".
"I do huh. Well in this case it must, cause if you want your breakfast you have to earn it".
Then she pushed him outside.
"What are you doing? Are you crazy?"
"No I'm not".
Eighteen attacked him and punched him in the back.
"Ouch! That hurts!"
"Well I think you've earned it now".
"Well thanks allot".
"No thanks".
~Back in the house~
"Here's your breakfast".
"Thank you".
"Your welcome".
"What happened Krillin?"
"Eighteen said to me that I had to earn my breakfast".
"Ha ha ha that's good cause I don't have to earn it..."
Huh? Did he say he didn't have to earn it. Well I'll let him have to earn it thought Eighteen.
"...Cause I'm a old man and..."
"...So you said that you don't have to earn your breakfast...well this time you have to just like Krillin".
"What?!!?"
"Well was that your answer?"
"That was not enough Master Roshi".
"What do I have to say Krillin?"
"You have to say that you want to earn your breakfast".
"Okay. Eighteen I want to earn my breakfast".
"Alright. Go outside".
"Uh".
"Now!"
"Alright".
Master Roshi ran outside.
"Alright I hope your good, cause if your not you get no breakfast".
"You don't know my strenght".
"O no?"
"No".
"Alright let see".
Eighteen attacked Master Roshi and try to punch him but he was to fast.
"Wow your really good".
"Yes I know but that's not all".
"Huh?"What did he mean about that?.
"Wach closely".
Master Roshi attacked and hit Eighteen.
"Your strong..."
"I know".
"...But not strong enough".
"Huh?".
Eighteen attacked him head on and...Master Roshi lost.
"So that was all?...How pethetic".
"So can I get my breakfast now?"
"No you didn't earn it..."
"Huh? What?"
"...You hit me and that's not fare, cause if you didn't hit me you've earned your breakfast".
"What?!"
"You heared her! You didn't earn your breakfast. Ha ha ha...! Huh?"
"What's the matter Krillin?"
"I feel something heading earth".
"Oh yes now I'm feeling it to".
"C'mon Eighteen we have to chek this out".
"Ye right".
"Hey where are you going!"
"Where going to where the saiyens landed".
"Bye Krillin! And be careful".
