Chapter 11: Hello Kitty
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Chloe sighed in frustration at the mountain of clothes piled high on her bed, spilling off the sides. She didn't have anything to wear. There had to be *something* in her closet that would wow the socks off Lex Luthor.
Suddenly, her cell phone began ringing underneath the jumbled war-zone that was her room. She tossed aside jeans and shirts and finally snatched the cell phone up.
"Hello?" she snapped into the phone.
"Chloe! It's Lana..."
"Hey, Lana. What's up?" Chloe asked while spotting a nice pair of pants that happened to be clean.
"Oh... nothing..." Lana said casually, "I just um... I wanted to talk to you about Clark. This whole thing between us is getting weird, and I'd really need to talk to someone about it."
Chloe rolled her eyes and bounced down onto her bed. Lana and Clark had never been her favourite topic, but Lana had been a friend when she'd unloaded about the drinking fiasco, so she probably owed her, "Okay, but let's make this quick, I'm having a fashion crisis here."
"Oh really? Well don't worry, I'll be there in half an hour." Lana said quickly into the phone.
"No!" Chloe stated, "I'm fine, really."
"Oh, I don't mind, I'll bring some clothes and stuff with me. It'll be fun!" said the excited voice.
"Lana, I appreciate the thought but-" Chloe heard a click, "Hello? Lana? Lana!"
Chloe groaned and tossed the cell phone onto the bed. This was great. She had less than two hours to come up with a perfect outfit and fix her hair while being Lana's Barbie doll slash counsellor.
"Dammit!" she said in frustration.
"Honey? Are you okay?" Chloe's dad called from downstairs.
"Yeah dad, I just... broke my hair dryer!" Chloe called.
"Okay, well I'm off to that meeting now, enjoy the dance!"
"Sure... Leave the door unlocked, okay? A friend of mine is coming over." Chloe stated, poking her head out the door.
"Alright... Don't stay out too late, and be good!" Chloe's father called as he slipped out the door.
Chloe sighed as she headed to the shower. One of these days her dad would realise that she wasn't quite the perfect innocent daughter he wanted her to be... it would probably be the same day that he got his first heart attack.
A few minutes later Chloe grabbed her fluffy towel and headed out of the bathroom. She paused in front of her bed in her pink underwear and decided it was time to frantically try on clothing. Just then, she heard the doorbell ring.
"It's open, come upstairs! I'm in my room!" Chloe called peeking her head through the door. Suddenly she felt relieved that Lana was there to help her.
"I'm having a real problem here," Chloe said holding up two shirts, "What do you think? Red one or blue one?" she asked as she heard the door open behind her.
"Definitely the red one," came a deep voice.
Chloe paused. Either Lana had undergone major surgery or... she spun around and froze when she saw Lex Luthor standing in her doorway wearing a bemused grin.
Chloe shrieked and ducked behind her bed, which offered minimal cover.
"Get out!" she yelped in a less than controlled voice.
"You were the one who invited me in, Chloe." Lex said in an innocent tone.
She grabbed a towel from the chair and wrapped it around herself before inching out from behind the bed. "I thought you were Lana!" Chloe yelled. She was not going to turn into a psychotic maniac over the present situation...
"And unless Lana shaved her head and turned into a man, you're not Lana!" she yelled. She couldn't believe this was happening.
"I just thought you might like a ride to the dance?" Lex asked, inviting himself inside and dropping onto Chloe's bed. He made sure to look directly at her eyes and at nothing else. There was only so far that you could push a Sullivan before they snapped.
Chloe gulped. Lex was on her bed. Lex was on her bed. Lex was-
"Do you want me to wait for you downstairs?" he asked, clearing his throat.
"Yes! Go! Now! Watch tv or something." Chloe ordered. Okay, so that wasn't exactly what she wanted, but she couldn't exactly ask Lex to grab her and-
"Alright," Lex said smothering a smile; he rose and headed for the door. He really shouldn't tease Chloe like this, he knew she'd get back at him, but the temptation to walk in on her had just been to great.
Lex took one last glance at Chloe and gave her half a smile, "You know, you really don't have anything to be embarrassed about."
Chloe glared at him and the second he turned his back to her, she grabbed her pillow and flung it at his head.
Lex's eyes widened as he spun around, "Did you just throw a pillow at me?"
"No," Chloe stated flatly. "The pillows in my room are magnetically attracted to arrogance."
Lex smirked and grabbed the soft pillow from the floor, spinning it slowly in his hands, making no move to leave the room. There were so many ways this scene could play out. He *could* give Chloe a pleasant grin then turn to go downstairs or...
Chloe shrieked as a pillow made contact with her nose. She was stunned for a second, then secured the towel tightly around her.
"You're asking for it, Luthor." she seethed, clutching onto another pillow
"You think you can take me on, Chloe." he laughed condescendingly.
Chloe only got angrier at his tone, and charged after him, in a way similar to a scene from Braveheart. Lex easily dogged her attack and withdrew to the side of her bed where the other pillows were. Ammunition.
Lex grabbed a Hello Kitty pillow and used it as a shield to Chloe's blows. He retreated further onto her bed till his back was against the wall.
Chloe paused for a moment. "Do you surrender?" She asked smirking wickedly.
Lex peeked out from behind the Hello Kitty image at the small girl wrapped in a towel, who held him at bay with a pillow.
"I'll never surrender," Lex shot back he tossed his pillow to the side and easily deflected Chloe's hit with his arm before tackling her by the waist.
Chloe landed flat on her back onto the bed and Lex pinned down each of her arms. She made no attempt to get away.
Lex's eyes shone. This was one of those *decision moments* again. He lifted his body so that it was only inches above hers.
Chloe let out a long breath she'd been holding and it immediately caused her body to relax.
"You know what's going to happen if we don't stop," Chloe said more steadily than she felt.
Lex drew his legs to either side of hers so that he was on his knees. "I know."
Chloe bit back a sigh as Lex's head dipped and he brushed his lips against her cheek.
"I could stop?" he offered, knowing that it would be the proper thing to do, "Do you want me to stop?"
Chloe didn't answer and broke from his gaze.
"I leave right now if you ask me to?" Lex said. He couldn't keep the uncertainty out of his voice.
Chloe's mind raced. What was preventing her falling for Lex anyway? Her Dad, Clark, Pete, the town of Smallville...? This was what she wanted though, she didn't really give a damn what anyone else thought.
Lex held back a sigh. Chloe didn't want him... she was smart, beautiful and talented... why would she need him? He'd never felt so insecure around a woman before, and it was unnerving him. Slowly, he pulled his arms away from her body, but froze when he felt one small hand stretch across his chest and another cupping the back of his neck.
"I don't mind if you stay, Lex." Chloe whispered firmly.
Lex smiled as his lips made contact with hers. His hands went up to her damp hair as he deepened the kiss. The outside world around them silenced as they drifted into their own world. Lex's body shuddered involuntarily as Chloe manoeuvred her legs around him.
She released a small grunt of protests as his thumb caught around the edge of her towel and pulled it away from her body.
"It's okay," He assured her with a smiling whisper, "I just want to hold you."
Chloe relaxed again as the towel dropped to the floor. She never knew she could feel so intensely for someone that all her thoughts were consumed by one person.
Lex felt his shirt being pulled from him and he finished the job himself as Chloe reached over his bare shoulders. Suddenly they heard the front doorbell ring.
Chloe's eyes widened. She'd forgotten about Lana.
"Lex stop!" She hissed.
"I'm sure it's nobody important..." he said trailing a series of kisses down her neck.
"It's Lana!" Chloe said frantically. She pushed Lex off of her and let out an audible sigh as their bodies brushed past each other.
"I maintain... it's nobody important." Lex said, his hands held onto either side of Chloe's waist firmly.
Chloe searched his eyes, then sunk into his body for one more kiss before pulling away again.
"Despite how much I'm enjoying this, Lana is standing outside my house and unless she thinks I won the lottery, she's going to assume that the Porsche outside belongs to you.
Lex snapped back to reality. Lana was outside... and any second she could figure out the door was open and walk in and-
"Lex? Are you listening to me? I have to get some clothes on!" Chloe blushed at her own words then scrambled off the bed, smacking his hands away.
Lex grinned and got to his feet unsteadily. He hadn't realised the effect Chloe had had on him. "Don't worry, everything's under control. You change, and I'll go downstairs and get the door."
Chloe nodded as Lex headed out, "Hey Lex?"
"Yes Chloe?" He asked, taking in her flushed form that stood confidently before him.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" She asked with an almost shy smile... almost.
Lex raised an eyebrow and gently held the sides of Chloe's face before giving her one last slow kiss.
Chloe giggled into his mouth and pushed him away gently.
Lex frowned. He was standing there incredibly turned on and Chloe was... laughing? "What's so amusing?" he asked uncomfortably.
"I was talking about you forgetting to put *this* on." Chloe said, grabbing his shirt and shoving it into his chest. "Now hurry up, or Lana might learn how to open a door by herself!"
Lex jumped at the harsh ring of the bell and rushed downstairs, fastening the buttons of his shirt.
"Lana!" Lex said, opening the door. "Nice to see you."
"Lex? What are you doing here?" Lana asked.
I was making out with Chloe on her bed before we were rudely interrupted... nope, he couldn't say that. "I came by to give Chloe a ride to the dance, but it looks like she'll be a while still."
"Okay then. Is she upstairs?" Lana asked.
"Yes, she's changing," Lex said, then paused to clarify the statement.
"At least I think she's changing... I'm not sure, I never actually saw her... changing that is. I saw her when she answered the door, but she had clothes on. She was very much clothed." Lex said in one breath, then forced himself to shut up.
"I see..." Lana said confused.
"I-I was just uh, watching the game on tv!" Lex said a little too loudly. He couldn't believe those few moments he'd spent with Chloe had affected his brain chemistry in such a way.
"Oh really? What's the score?" Lana asked.
"Uh... the other team won." Lex said seriously.
Lana shrugged and headed upstairs, not noticing anything out of the ordinary.
"Chloe? Are you in here?"
"Yeah, Lana."
Lana frowned a little, "Are you okay, Chloe? You look a little flushed."
"I-I'm fine, really," Chloe stated, turning back to the full length mirror, hoping Lana couldn't read minds.
She scrutinized her reflection one more time, still not completely satisfied with the result. Chloe hadn't even recovered completely from what had happened between her and Lex... and was in no condition to pick out matching clothes.
"I like the silvery black pants, but the rest is all wrong for you... here, try these." Lana said opening her bag and tossing Chloe a few tops.
"Thanks Lana... these are really stunning." Chloe stated, trying a sleeveless red top on with a slightly revealing v-neck. A certain Luthor might appreciate it.
"Well, that didn't take long, see? You already have the perfect outfit!" Lana said happily, sitting at Chloe's desk.
"You don't think it's too dressy...?" Chloe asked uncertainly.
"There's no such thing as too dressy," Lana shot back.
Chloe let out a breath. "Fine. I'm tired of all these clothes. What was is it you wanted to talk about?" she asked dropping onto her bed opposite Lana, absentmindedly fingering the Hello Kitty pillow. She blushed, remembering what had happened only moments ago with Lex. It still hadn't fully registered in her mind.
Lana sighed, "It's Clark. I think I'm in love with him, but he doesn't even see it! Sometimes I think he's blind, either that or he doesn't like me..."
Chloe rolled her eyes. This melodrama was way too corny for her taste, "Clark likes you Lana, just trust me on this one." she stated, grabbing a brush and fixing her hair.
Lana tried to smirk, but it just didn't come out right, "I don't know..."
"Lana, what teenage boy would follow you around and make goo-goo eyes at you all day if he didn't like you?" Chloe asked as she reached for some eyeliner.
"Clark doesn't make goo-goo eyes at me!" Lana yelped, "Does he...? I mean he does this smile sometimes when we're together, his lips are just so-"
"Woah there, more information than I need." Chloe said with a laugh.
Lana blushed, "I'm sorry... this isn't weird for you is it?"
"Clark is my friend, and I like my friends to be happy. You make him happy, so as far as I'm concerned everyone is happy," Chloe stated. Not to mention the fact that I'm totally infatuated with someone else.
Lana smiled, "Thanks Chloe, I feel a whole lot better now. There's just one more thing..."
"Yeah?" Chloe asked as she put the finishing touches on her make-up.
"What is Lex Luthor doing downstairs?"
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Chloe sighed in frustration at the mountain of clothes piled high on her bed, spilling off the sides. She didn't have anything to wear. There had to be *something* in her closet that would wow the socks off Lex Luthor.
Suddenly, her cell phone began ringing underneath the jumbled war-zone that was her room. She tossed aside jeans and shirts and finally snatched the cell phone up.
"Hello?" she snapped into the phone.
"Chloe! It's Lana..."
"Hey, Lana. What's up?" Chloe asked while spotting a nice pair of pants that happened to be clean.
"Oh... nothing..." Lana said casually, "I just um... I wanted to talk to you about Clark. This whole thing between us is getting weird, and I'd really need to talk to someone about it."
Chloe rolled her eyes and bounced down onto her bed. Lana and Clark had never been her favourite topic, but Lana had been a friend when she'd unloaded about the drinking fiasco, so she probably owed her, "Okay, but let's make this quick, I'm having a fashion crisis here."
"Oh really? Well don't worry, I'll be there in half an hour." Lana said quickly into the phone.
"No!" Chloe stated, "I'm fine, really."
"Oh, I don't mind, I'll bring some clothes and stuff with me. It'll be fun!" said the excited voice.
"Lana, I appreciate the thought but-" Chloe heard a click, "Hello? Lana? Lana!"
Chloe groaned and tossed the cell phone onto the bed. This was great. She had less than two hours to come up with a perfect outfit and fix her hair while being Lana's Barbie doll slash counsellor.
"Dammit!" she said in frustration.
"Honey? Are you okay?" Chloe's dad called from downstairs.
"Yeah dad, I just... broke my hair dryer!" Chloe called.
"Okay, well I'm off to that meeting now, enjoy the dance!"
"Sure... Leave the door unlocked, okay? A friend of mine is coming over." Chloe stated, poking her head out the door.
"Alright... Don't stay out too late, and be good!" Chloe's father called as he slipped out the door.
Chloe sighed as she headed to the shower. One of these days her dad would realise that she wasn't quite the perfect innocent daughter he wanted her to be... it would probably be the same day that he got his first heart attack.
A few minutes later Chloe grabbed her fluffy towel and headed out of the bathroom. She paused in front of her bed in her pink underwear and decided it was time to frantically try on clothing. Just then, she heard the doorbell ring.
"It's open, come upstairs! I'm in my room!" Chloe called peeking her head through the door. Suddenly she felt relieved that Lana was there to help her.
"I'm having a real problem here," Chloe said holding up two shirts, "What do you think? Red one or blue one?" she asked as she heard the door open behind her.
"Definitely the red one," came a deep voice.
Chloe paused. Either Lana had undergone major surgery or... she spun around and froze when she saw Lex Luthor standing in her doorway wearing a bemused grin.
Chloe shrieked and ducked behind her bed, which offered minimal cover.
"Get out!" she yelped in a less than controlled voice.
"You were the one who invited me in, Chloe." Lex said in an innocent tone.
She grabbed a towel from the chair and wrapped it around herself before inching out from behind the bed. "I thought you were Lana!" Chloe yelled. She was not going to turn into a psychotic maniac over the present situation...
"And unless Lana shaved her head and turned into a man, you're not Lana!" she yelled. She couldn't believe this was happening.
"I just thought you might like a ride to the dance?" Lex asked, inviting himself inside and dropping onto Chloe's bed. He made sure to look directly at her eyes and at nothing else. There was only so far that you could push a Sullivan before they snapped.
Chloe gulped. Lex was on her bed. Lex was on her bed. Lex was-
"Do you want me to wait for you downstairs?" he asked, clearing his throat.
"Yes! Go! Now! Watch tv or something." Chloe ordered. Okay, so that wasn't exactly what she wanted, but she couldn't exactly ask Lex to grab her and-
"Alright," Lex said smothering a smile; he rose and headed for the door. He really shouldn't tease Chloe like this, he knew she'd get back at him, but the temptation to walk in on her had just been to great.
Lex took one last glance at Chloe and gave her half a smile, "You know, you really don't have anything to be embarrassed about."
Chloe glared at him and the second he turned his back to her, she grabbed her pillow and flung it at his head.
Lex's eyes widened as he spun around, "Did you just throw a pillow at me?"
"No," Chloe stated flatly. "The pillows in my room are magnetically attracted to arrogance."
Lex smirked and grabbed the soft pillow from the floor, spinning it slowly in his hands, making no move to leave the room. There were so many ways this scene could play out. He *could* give Chloe a pleasant grin then turn to go downstairs or...
Chloe shrieked as a pillow made contact with her nose. She was stunned for a second, then secured the towel tightly around her.
"You're asking for it, Luthor." she seethed, clutching onto another pillow
"You think you can take me on, Chloe." he laughed condescendingly.
Chloe only got angrier at his tone, and charged after him, in a way similar to a scene from Braveheart. Lex easily dogged her attack and withdrew to the side of her bed where the other pillows were. Ammunition.
Lex grabbed a Hello Kitty pillow and used it as a shield to Chloe's blows. He retreated further onto her bed till his back was against the wall.
Chloe paused for a moment. "Do you surrender?" She asked smirking wickedly.
Lex peeked out from behind the Hello Kitty image at the small girl wrapped in a towel, who held him at bay with a pillow.
"I'll never surrender," Lex shot back he tossed his pillow to the side and easily deflected Chloe's hit with his arm before tackling her by the waist.
Chloe landed flat on her back onto the bed and Lex pinned down each of her arms. She made no attempt to get away.
Lex's eyes shone. This was one of those *decision moments* again. He lifted his body so that it was only inches above hers.
Chloe let out a long breath she'd been holding and it immediately caused her body to relax.
"You know what's going to happen if we don't stop," Chloe said more steadily than she felt.
Lex drew his legs to either side of hers so that he was on his knees. "I know."
Chloe bit back a sigh as Lex's head dipped and he brushed his lips against her cheek.
"I could stop?" he offered, knowing that it would be the proper thing to do, "Do you want me to stop?"
Chloe didn't answer and broke from his gaze.
"I leave right now if you ask me to?" Lex said. He couldn't keep the uncertainty out of his voice.
Chloe's mind raced. What was preventing her falling for Lex anyway? Her Dad, Clark, Pete, the town of Smallville...? This was what she wanted though, she didn't really give a damn what anyone else thought.
Lex held back a sigh. Chloe didn't want him... she was smart, beautiful and talented... why would she need him? He'd never felt so insecure around a woman before, and it was unnerving him. Slowly, he pulled his arms away from her body, but froze when he felt one small hand stretch across his chest and another cupping the back of his neck.
"I don't mind if you stay, Lex." Chloe whispered firmly.
Lex smiled as his lips made contact with hers. His hands went up to her damp hair as he deepened the kiss. The outside world around them silenced as they drifted into their own world. Lex's body shuddered involuntarily as Chloe manoeuvred her legs around him.
She released a small grunt of protests as his thumb caught around the edge of her towel and pulled it away from her body.
"It's okay," He assured her with a smiling whisper, "I just want to hold you."
Chloe relaxed again as the towel dropped to the floor. She never knew she could feel so intensely for someone that all her thoughts were consumed by one person.
Lex felt his shirt being pulled from him and he finished the job himself as Chloe reached over his bare shoulders. Suddenly they heard the front doorbell ring.
Chloe's eyes widened. She'd forgotten about Lana.
"Lex stop!" She hissed.
"I'm sure it's nobody important..." he said trailing a series of kisses down her neck.
"It's Lana!" Chloe said frantically. She pushed Lex off of her and let out an audible sigh as their bodies brushed past each other.
"I maintain... it's nobody important." Lex said, his hands held onto either side of Chloe's waist firmly.
Chloe searched his eyes, then sunk into his body for one more kiss before pulling away again.
"Despite how much I'm enjoying this, Lana is standing outside my house and unless she thinks I won the lottery, she's going to assume that the Porsche outside belongs to you.
Lex snapped back to reality. Lana was outside... and any second she could figure out the door was open and walk in and-
"Lex? Are you listening to me? I have to get some clothes on!" Chloe blushed at her own words then scrambled off the bed, smacking his hands away.
Lex grinned and got to his feet unsteadily. He hadn't realised the effect Chloe had had on him. "Don't worry, everything's under control. You change, and I'll go downstairs and get the door."
Chloe nodded as Lex headed out, "Hey Lex?"
"Yes Chloe?" He asked, taking in her flushed form that stood confidently before him.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" She asked with an almost shy smile... almost.
Lex raised an eyebrow and gently held the sides of Chloe's face before giving her one last slow kiss.
Chloe giggled into his mouth and pushed him away gently.
Lex frowned. He was standing there incredibly turned on and Chloe was... laughing? "What's so amusing?" he asked uncomfortably.
"I was talking about you forgetting to put *this* on." Chloe said, grabbing his shirt and shoving it into his chest. "Now hurry up, or Lana might learn how to open a door by herself!"
Lex jumped at the harsh ring of the bell and rushed downstairs, fastening the buttons of his shirt.
"Lana!" Lex said, opening the door. "Nice to see you."
"Lex? What are you doing here?" Lana asked.
I was making out with Chloe on her bed before we were rudely interrupted... nope, he couldn't say that. "I came by to give Chloe a ride to the dance, but it looks like she'll be a while still."
"Okay then. Is she upstairs?" Lana asked.
"Yes, she's changing," Lex said, then paused to clarify the statement.
"At least I think she's changing... I'm not sure, I never actually saw her... changing that is. I saw her when she answered the door, but she had clothes on. She was very much clothed." Lex said in one breath, then forced himself to shut up.
"I see..." Lana said confused.
"I-I was just uh, watching the game on tv!" Lex said a little too loudly. He couldn't believe those few moments he'd spent with Chloe had affected his brain chemistry in such a way.
"Oh really? What's the score?" Lana asked.
"Uh... the other team won." Lex said seriously.
Lana shrugged and headed upstairs, not noticing anything out of the ordinary.
"Chloe? Are you in here?"
"Yeah, Lana."
Lana frowned a little, "Are you okay, Chloe? You look a little flushed."
"I-I'm fine, really," Chloe stated, turning back to the full length mirror, hoping Lana couldn't read minds.
She scrutinized her reflection one more time, still not completely satisfied with the result. Chloe hadn't even recovered completely from what had happened between her and Lex... and was in no condition to pick out matching clothes.
"I like the silvery black pants, but the rest is all wrong for you... here, try these." Lana said opening her bag and tossing Chloe a few tops.
"Thanks Lana... these are really stunning." Chloe stated, trying a sleeveless red top on with a slightly revealing v-neck. A certain Luthor might appreciate it.
"Well, that didn't take long, see? You already have the perfect outfit!" Lana said happily, sitting at Chloe's desk.
"You don't think it's too dressy...?" Chloe asked uncertainly.
"There's no such thing as too dressy," Lana shot back.
Chloe let out a breath. "Fine. I'm tired of all these clothes. What was is it you wanted to talk about?" she asked dropping onto her bed opposite Lana, absentmindedly fingering the Hello Kitty pillow. She blushed, remembering what had happened only moments ago with Lex. It still hadn't fully registered in her mind.
Lana sighed, "It's Clark. I think I'm in love with him, but he doesn't even see it! Sometimes I think he's blind, either that or he doesn't like me..."
Chloe rolled her eyes. This melodrama was way too corny for her taste, "Clark likes you Lana, just trust me on this one." she stated, grabbing a brush and fixing her hair.
Lana tried to smirk, but it just didn't come out right, "I don't know..."
"Lana, what teenage boy would follow you around and make goo-goo eyes at you all day if he didn't like you?" Chloe asked as she reached for some eyeliner.
"Clark doesn't make goo-goo eyes at me!" Lana yelped, "Does he...? I mean he does this smile sometimes when we're together, his lips are just so-"
"Woah there, more information than I need." Chloe said with a laugh.
Lana blushed, "I'm sorry... this isn't weird for you is it?"
"Clark is my friend, and I like my friends to be happy. You make him happy, so as far as I'm concerned everyone is happy," Chloe stated. Not to mention the fact that I'm totally infatuated with someone else.
Lana smiled, "Thanks Chloe, I feel a whole lot better now. There's just one more thing..."
"Yeah?" Chloe asked as she put the finishing touches on her make-up.
"What is Lex Luthor doing downstairs?"
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Review Please!
I'd like to mention that I'm rather pissed that the NC17 Chlex fics are going down, but at least there are other places where they can be posted... *hint, hint, don't stop writing*
