Writer's Block Is Evil
An Insane Fan Fiction by Yui Kinomoto
Disclaimer: I didn't own Pokemon last chapter… or anything else, for that matter, besides the stuff I make up. =P Nyaa.
A/N: Hehe… I think Chapter 1 was too evil. -_-;;; Yui is a veeeery evil person for writing that. But wait… It wasn't ME, now was it? It was THEM!! The evil gym leaders!!! *growls* Oh well… Time for revenge! Muahaha…
Chapter 2
(It is the next day, and the authors featured in the previous chapter are all gathered in the author's lounge, talking.)
TCL: Ugh… That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. X_x;;; I really hate Tracey.
Yui: Yeah… That was just pure evil! We're never THAT mean to them!!!
Lc2: We've gotta get back at them somehow… but how? We can't defend against that many of them…
Pro_V: And those are just the gym leaders. And my Lance… *growls* I cannot believe he'd do that.
Yui: Same with Morty!
TCL: And Will and Karen! *pouts*
PV: Well, maybe if we gathered more people, it would be easier… We need more authors on our side!
All: YEAH!!!
(So, they spent all day calling and gathering more authors… Even though they only ended up with a small amount of extras in the end… Heh. Gotta give them credit for trying, anyway…)
Yui: Okay, I called a couple of authors! They should be here soon!!!
PV: Great!
(Blissey enters) Sorry I'm late!
Yui: You're not late, I just called you.
Blissey: Okay… Why am I here?
(Miut arrives) Yes, good question…
(Teddi636 shows up) Hiya! =P Buson is where?
Yui: Hehe… Sorry, Chikky, I lied. Buson's not here.
Teddi: o_o;;; *growls* You're mean!
(Drayden and The T jump in)
Drayden: DESTINY!!!
Yui: o_O;;;
The T: Yui, I was chatting with Ashley! What's wrong?
Yui: All right everyone, listen up…
(She goes on to explain everything to the new authors.)
Teddi: Wah! We'll help!
Blissey: But it was funny! The characters were totally right in saying they're just thrown around!
TCL: But Tracey stole my cookies!!!
Blissey: All right, I shall help you. After all, I am the strongest Pokemon ever!
The T: If it'll help me get back to my chat sooner…
Lc2: *growls like an Umbreon* You go nowhere until we are avenged.
The T: *gulp* Gotcha.
Drayden: I'm in!
Miut: I'll help too. ^_^
Pro_V: Yay! A whole army of authors!
Yui: We'll get back at those gym leaders yet…
(Meanwhile, at the gym leader's little treehouse, all of the gym leaders plus Tracey are relaxing, laughing it up about their little prank.)
Whitney: That was great!!! So, Morty, when's our next date?
Morty: Next time you dream about it. *sticks his tongue out*
Whitney: ;_;
Erika: Um… Everyone? I think you should come take a look at this…
(All the gym leaders run to the window)
Misty: Uh oh… This can't be good.
Brock: Oh, come on. There's only… *counts* Nine of them. We can stand up to them.
Falkner: *squints* Actually, there are ten. And half of them look… pretty mad.
Clair: Whatever. We'll just change the story around again!
All: YEAH!!
Tracey: ^_^ Maybe I'll get more sketches!
All: o_O;;; (they all facefault)
Tracey: What?
TCL: *breaks down the door using Crimson Aeroblast* We've got you now, you evil people!!
All: AAAH!
Blissey: Now what?
Lc2: We FIGHT!! *transforms into the were-Umbreon*
Yui: Muahaha! You shall be the first to go!!! *points to Whitney, firing a blast of silvery-violet light at her* Moonlight Shot!
Whitney: BWA! *explodes into an infinite number of tiny particles*
Drayden: O_O How did you do that?
Yui: Oh, yes, I should have told you. *glows with a purple light, making her clothes transform into purple armor* I'm a Legendary Magic Knight now! ^-^
Teddi: This happens every time she starts liking a new anime.
Yui: Just for the record, I'm a Pokemon trainer, Digimon tamer, Sailor Scout, Cardcaptor, Medafighter, Com-Net Corrector, and now a Magic Knight. My power is Moonlight, and I control the Mashin Diana of the Temple of the Moon.
Teddi: Ooh, fancy!
Everyone else: -_-;;;
(Suddenly, a scream is heard from the corner. Everyone turns to see TCL standing over Tracey's dead body and holding a chainsaw)
TCL: …What? Isn't this what we came here for?
PV: Oh yeah…
Pro_V: Let's GET 'EM!
(The battle begins, and somehow the small army of ten authors is able to defeat the 20 remaining gym leaders. Not all of them died, mind you, because some people I just cannot kill. I think Chuck, Pryce, Bruno, Koga, Blaine and Surge died though… *looks over the bodies* Yep.)
Miut: Ooh, that was fun!
Lc2: Refreshing… *wipes some blood off his face with his paws*
Blissey: Party!!
Yui: …Wait a second… *looks around to see Morty's injured body lying in a corner*
Morty: Owch…
Yui: o_o Who did this? You had specific orders not to hurt him!
PV: You never said that…
Yui: I didn't? o_O I forgot! *falls over*
Morty: Nobody loves me.
Teddi: Yeah, well look what ya did to her!
The T: And the rest of them! -_-
Morty: …All right, all right, we're sorry.
Bugsy: *innocent little kiddy voice* We'll never try to take control of people's fics and do cruel and unusual things to the authors ever again. *a halo shines above her head*
All: AWW!
Yui: Well how can we stay mad at a cute face like that?
DClick: *runs in* Am I late?
(Everyone stares blankly)
TCL: Maybe just a little.
The T: O_O Sheesh! I'm late, I hope Ashley's not offline! *runs*
Yui: I say we all go off somewhere… Let these peoples recover for the rest of the fic.
Miut: But what about the ones who died?
PV: Oh, they'll be back. The magic of fanfiction, ya know.
Yui: All right… *snaps her fingers, and suddenly all of the authors are transported back in front of their own computers*
Authors: o_o *blink*
The T: She's still here! Yay! ^-^
And, here's where I'll end this "episode." What will the next one be about? I'm not telling! ^^ Fwee! Come back soon… *does a Sailor Moon pose* and I'll show you! *everyone facefaults* Uh… Hello? …*shrugs and poofs away*
