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Jim: Hey Mary! How was work today?

Mary: I'm so frustrated, Jim! I have this co-worker who keeps making trouble at my workplace.

Jim: Is she not pulling her weight?

Mary: Worse, she pushes her work onto other employees and then takes all the credit!

Jim: A Parasite!

Mary: That's right. Myself and a few other hard workers have tried to report her, but that parasite got half of us fired! I can't let her get away with this! But I don't have any idea what to do.

Jim: I might have a solution for you Mary.

Mary: You do?

Jim: You like those Wakko cartoons?

Mary: Like them? They're my favorites! But why do you ask?

Jim: Well, did you know you can invite Wakko to visit your workplace? He could even make that co-worker of yours one of his "Special Friends". All you have to do is send a letter of request to Triton Theater in Dionysus Park.

Mary: Wow Jim! That's amazing! I'm going to mail a letter right away! A visit from Wakko is just what my workplace needs to raise employee morale and put that awful parasite in her place!