"Finally, back to where it belongs...
By the hands of Fate."
At a desert place, a human figure, wearing a black cape, is carring a weapon, which seems to be a large key, along many other keys. Then, four another human figures approach from that man, coming from sand portals. Three are dressed in white, and only one is dressed in yellow clothes, typical from the desert people. One is wearing an unicorn mask, the other is wearing a snake mask. The third one, a lion mask and the fourth and last is wearing a cheetah mask. They are the Guardians. The Unicorn asks the man dressed in black.
"Did you've called us back?"
"Yep. That's it."
The figure in black answered, waving positively his head, up and down. The Unicorn looks briefly at the weapon, a Keyblade, that the figure is holding with the right hand. The Unicorn asks again.
"Is that you, Luxu? You look different."
"Never heard of this name a long time ago..."
The man wearing black cape finally reveals his face. An eye-patch is covering his right eye, and a scar is located under his left eye, the only eye he still can see with. The man smirks briefly, frowning.
"Now I'm know as Xigbar, but whatever." The Snake asks Xigbar, confused with the early answer.
"You... Is that really you? It can't be..."
"Yes. I had to leave my old for. Even if I changed my appearance, I'm still the same inside."
"What happened? Why are we here?"
Suddenly, after the Lion Guardian questioned Xigbar, another portal opens. This time, it didn't appeared to be a sand portal, but a darkness portal. From that portal, emerges some soldiers, wearing white armors.
"Stormtroopers?"
Every one of the Guardians wondered the same. Those Stormtroopers weren't alone. Actually, they were followed by another human figure, dressed in black armor, with a black cape covering his face.
"Hmph! 'Why are all of you here'? That's simple. Because the Empire wanted. And, of course, I AM the Empire." That figure smirks briefly after talking. Then, he comes next to Xigbar, who kneels in front of the figure, giving No Name to his hands.
"So, that's No Name... A key? Still worthless as usual, Luxu." Xigbar stands up, on anger to his master.
"Xigbar! Remember my name!"
"Luxu, Xigbar... I don't care. You've changed nothing for me."
"How you dare to say this! No Name isn't a simple key! It's a Keyblade, the most powerful of them!"
"Keyblade? Please, don't be silly, Unicorn Man. How can you be sure a key can hurt someone?"
"Listen here, you insolent! How dare you talk to us, Guardians, like that? Do you think you have some kind of power, beyond your words full of arrogance?"
"I've got more power than you, Grandpa!"
The figure in black stands up his arm. A dark and violent shockwave hits all the guardians, who can't do anything besides squirm of pain in the floor, screaming and pleading for him to stop.
"Power! UNLIMITED POWER!"
"GWAAAH! Stop! STOP!" The Unicorn pleads him once more. The figure cease it's attack. The Guardians couldn't even stand up, as if they kneel in the presence of that mysterious man.
"Pathetic. Since I've come here, I've felt all of your fears by feeling the heartbeat of each one of you. Assuming that the Guardians are humans, for blood to reach the heart of an adult, the amount of blood pressure need to be on a normal state, or in other words, the systolic pressure need to be less than 120 mm/Hg, and the diastolic pressure need to be less than 80 mm/Hg. When humans are in fear, their blood pressure increase more than the expected normal range. I also analized your adrenal glands upper your kidneys, and I saw an increase in you adrenaline secretion. Are you trying to attack me or run away like dogs? No matter what the answer is, still would you be fearing me, right? I've turned all your metaphysical fear and expelled it from my body in a physical form, like a shockwave. The more you feared me, more the shockwave becomes stronger. I used your fears against ourselves, clearly. So... Do you dare to want more, Guardians?"
"NO! What do you want?" The Unicorn pleads once again. The figure approaches from him, showing a bright red sword.
"See this? That's my Lightsaber. In my world, I'm the skilled one from the art of the Lightsaber. I used to be at the light side, but times changes and now that I joined the dark side, it seems to beirony, but I clearly saw the truth throught it. But let's stop wasting time here and give that No Name the power of my Lightsaber, correct?"
"What? Give your sword power to No Name? That's impossible!"
"Impossible? Nothing is impossible for the one who sealed my world and many others since the war between your soldiers and the wielders of fighting spirits..."
"About the barrier... How did you come here?" The Snake Guardian asks to the figure.
"It's easy to cross a barrier when there's no barrier."
"No barrier?"
"Exactly." Xigbar come next to her and answered.
"Xigbar... Did you..."
"No. I'm not the one who broke the barrier. Xehanort asked to die when he crossed on the way of Ventus succesor. One year have passed, and now that bald scum perished together with his counterparts, the worlds once sealed merged together again, and the result is quite interesting. I once saw a rat-"
"But let's stop wasting time, before my soldiers shoot. Now go!"
The figure in black keeps the No Name and his activated Lightsaber on the ground. The Guardians had no other choice. The Guardians reunited around the two swords, as the figure, Xigbar and the Stormtroopers moved away. Joining their hands, they start to talk on a language no one else could decipher. Spectrums that resemble animals emerges rom their respective animal masks, in different colors: Blue for the Unicorn; Magenta for the Snake; Red for the Lion and Yellow for the Guepard spectrum. The four spectrum animals come together, creating a small tornado, that pulls the desert sand near of it. As more sand is pulled inside it, the tornado raises the two swords, as if they were floating, and a shining bright light ball comes from inside the Lightsaber. The light became more and more intense as No Name approached from it. The energy was so intense that almost all the desert sand were pulling inside, and all the Keyblades mentioned before were sucked inside the tornado. The light became so intense that everyone, except the Guardians, fell to the ground. After the light has been gone, as the Stormtroopers helps Xigbar and the figure to stand up, they see something. Everyone around sees No Name, floating and shining like the Lightsaber. The fusion of two blades has been completely succesful.
"Fascinating... Never had seem this throught all my lifetime..."
"Be careful! As we fused your sword's power to No Name, we don't know how powerful it become."
"Correct, Unicorn Man. Allow me to test this on my guinea pigs!
"What?!" The figure grabs the floating No Name, and cuts the Unicorn's head. It was an instant death. Before Xigbar could even blink with his only one eye, all the Guardians were dead, except the Snake Guardian.
"Y-Y-You're a monster! How could you! You!...You!..."
"Yeah, yeah, I killed them, but who cares? If I was a monster you think I am, would I let you live? Don't worry, my baby, you'll be alright. Just join my side and there'll be no pain for you. Look at this pretty flower. It survived all of this desert conditions, and still is blooming. Don't you want to bloom like this flower eternally? Althought I am not the type of guy who tries to forces friendships, utilize your free will. Decide your own fate, mademoiselle."
"What? I can't hear you. Maybe if I come next to our lips, sweetie..." The figure smirks, carrying the same flower he pointed before at his hand. The Snake slaps the figure. The figure's lips bleed. As he licks the blood on his lips with his tongue, the flower dries up immediately. The only Guardian left runs away from him, but not before feeling her foot being frozen by something.
"!"
"Have you ever heard of carbonite? When you slapped me, you let some of my blood penetrate throught your skin. My blood is made of carbonite, and with my blood, I can freeze people. But don't worry, my baby. You won't feel anything else, besides the urge to escape, but you can't!"
"Luxu... How could you... I thought you would always protect me..." The figure slips his finger with blood on the Guardian's face. Her face and her whole body turns completely into a statue. Suddenly, a giant spaceship lands on the desert.
"At last! Did you know how much time you took to arrive?" As the spaceship opens, the figure and his subordinates enters inside it. The figure takes off his black cape, and reveals himself.
"Lord Skywalker! The High Counsil awaits your presence!"
"Ah... OK then. I'll get in there right now."
"Is that... No Name? Why is it shining? Is that normal?"
"I'll report everything that happened in there at the Council. By the way, send a message with this place coordinates to that Bounty Hunter. I got his payment right here."
"Right, my Lord."
"Very well. Come in, Luxu. They're awaiting us." Xigbar looks at Luke, as if he's about to tell him something, but keeps it as a secret on his mind.
"(Grrr... Curse you, Skywalker! How many times I'll have to say my name's Xigbar! You'll regret treating me this way, you spoony spoiled brat! One day, you'll pay the debt, and the payment will be with your blood...)"
Luke Skywalker, once a Jedi from the Light Side Of Force, succumbed to the Dark Side Of Force. As Luke and Xigbar leaves the desert to fly away in the Empire Spaceship, two beings were looking at them, from distance. Maleficent, queen of horror and despair, and Pete, Mickey Mouse's arch-nemesis!
"I could sense evil energy inside that boy."
"More energy than you, Ms. Malificent?"
"Not that much as I have, but it's pretty strong. Joining forces with him could be a great idea, and so I, Maleficent, could reign all over the lands, above and below me."
"But what about me?"
"You? Hmph. Compared to a piece of dog shit at the middle of street, I can't even tell the difference. You promised to me that you would destroy Mickey and take over his throne. You didn't accomplished a simple mission."
"But I couldn't accomplish my mission because of Sora and those stupid friends he has. But relax, Ms. Maleficent. I have another plan, and this time, I won't fail. Hehehehe...Hahahaha...FWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..."
For Hirohiko Araki and Tetsuya Nomura...
Inspired by James Rolfe's ideas...
Kingdom Hearts IV: The Unlegit
"...Hohohohohohoho!"
"Stop laughing and move your ass, Pete."
"Sorry. That's the villain routine, Majesty."
(Written by someone who never played Kingdom Hearts)
(With the help of Gary)
(Soundtrack chosen by Ito Okashi)
(Event planning, crazy ideas and art cover made by Me, the Author itself)
(Story Revisions by Herung Lyn)
