A/N: Let's get a few things out of the way before we can begin.
1. If you don't know by the summary, Part 6 does not exist in this universe, the only original character from Stone Ocean present in this story is Jolyne. So Dio never had a diary and whatnot.
2. I wrote the first 4 chapters 6 months before the rest. (I have currently already pre-written the first 24 chapters of this story) So it might stand out a little that chapters 5 and onward seem better written than chapters 1-4. (because they are!).
3. I know that there are a lot of returning characters from part 3, and especially part 4, but this story isn't really about them. You'll see in future chapters that this story will really be about my own original characters and their own Stands, (I've made 20+ original Stands for this fanfiction).
4. This will be updated every Friday with no exceptions. Doesn't matter if it's a holiday or not. So expect a new chapter every Friday without any breaks until the story is finished. (As I said before, I've worked ahead and have already written the first 24 chapters). If I don't post on a Friday, then assume I'm dead. Or my internet's down. You choose.
5. Lastly, there is a bit of cursing in this fanfiction, but there will be no slurs or f words. Enough rambling, enjoy, and feel free to comment, I will respond to all the comments I can, so feel free to ask questions.
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Episode 1: The Last Crusader
"Mori, mori, mori, mori, Mori-oh Cho Radio! Good morning! Greetings, all. This is Morioh Radio, and your host, once again, is me, your neighbor, Kai Harada. Resident, 'Joseph Joestar' has recently passed away, and his funeral is planned for today. The Joestar family has my condolences. But I know the perfect song that will lighten up the mood."
Josuke Higashikata, age 26, turned off the radio. He slumped in his bed. His father, Joseph, had passed away a week ago. Ever since his wife, Susie Q. died from a heart attack in 2005, Joseph had been living with Josuke and his mother, Tomoko Higashikata.
Josuke got up from his bed when he heard his phone ring, "Hello?" Josuke answered.
"It's me, Jotaro." said the person on the other side of the phone.
"Jotaro?" asked Josuke, "Why are you calling? Did your flight to Morioh get delayed?"
"Not exactly." said Jotaro, "There's something I've recently found out. My mother, Holly, had a child."
"Huh?" said Josuke, "What are you talking about?"
"Here's the thing," said Jotaro, "my mother gave birth in 1993, two years after I left to go study marine biology and hunt for Stand arrows with Polnareff. It turns out that after the old man, Joseph, got Alzheimer's, and I left the house, my mother needed a man in her life. So she got herself a boyfriend named Howard Jones. It turns out they ended up getting closer, and eventually, my mother gave birth to a girl. Howard didn't want anything to do with his new daughter so he left. I should've known, that bitch. She didn't even tell me. Anyway, she decided that she wanted her new daughter to be uninvolved with my work. If my enemies found out about her, they could've caused her harm. Your father knew this girl and he, along with Suzie Q. pratically raised her. The two kept this a secret from all of us. But ever since Suzie Q's death and the old man's mental state, she lived with my mother. My new sister, Joanne, spent a lot of time with Joseph and in his will, he stated that he'd like her to attend the funeral."
"Joanne?" asked Josuke, "In 1993… that means she must be 16. But wait, how is she going to get to Morioh?"
"That's why I'm calling. I want you to tell everybody that we'll be a few hours late. Joanne won't be at our airport until the next flight."
"Wow…" said Josuke, "What is up with this family?"
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"Don't worry, I made sure to yell at my mother a bit, but we'll see you later today."
"Bye," said Josuke and he hung the phone up. Joanne, huh? Looks like I'd better tell everyone.
The funeral was attended by Josuke, Tomoko, Okuyasu, Koichi, Rohan, Yukako, and everyone Joseph had befriended in Morioh. After Joseph was buried, Tomoko got a call. "Hello?… Yes… Jotaro? You're here?... That's great!"
"Jotaro's here?" asked Koichi. "It's a bummer he missed the funeral."
"Jotaro said that those who knew him best should get to say their last words to him later than everybody else, so they would have a lasting impression on his soul." said Tomoko, "Now let's go, Josuke, we need to welcome Jotaro and his family."
"We'll come too," said Okuyasu as he, Koichi, and Yukako followed. The five drove to the airport where they encountered Jotaro.
"Jotaro!" called Tomoko, "It's so nice to see you!"
"It's been a while," said Jotaro.
"Hello!" called Holly from the back.
As Jotaro greeted the others, Tomoko and Holly, who had only met through the phone, began talking. Next to come out of the plane was Jolyne Kujo, daughter of Jotaro. Okuyasu immediately began to blush when he saw her. "Hey, I'm Nijimura, Okuyasu!" he said.
"Cujoh, Jolyne," said Jolyne.
"I've heard a lot about you, Jolyne." said Okuyasu in a high-pitched voice, "But nobody told me you were so damn hot!"
Jolyne's eyes went ablaze, and she punched Okuyasu in the face as hard as she could. Okuyasu fell to the floor. "W-what did I say?" he asked as he got back up.
"Yare yare, dawa," said Jolyne as she walked away from Okuyasu. Josuke and Koichi laughed at Okuyasu's failure to flirt with Jolyne.
"Stop laughing!" said Okuyasu as he blushed in embarrassment, "I'm not that bright, how should I know how to flirt?" Josuke and Koichi kept laughing as Okuyasu crossed his arms and faced away from them. The last to come out of the plane was Joanne Jones, daughter of Holly Kujo, and Howard Jones. Joanne was wearing an outfit similar to Jolyne's, but less revealing. Josuke and the group stopped talking when they saw Joanne for the first time. They hadn't even known of her existence until just this morning.
Joanne stopped and looked at everybody, then pointed at Josuke. "What's up with his hair? It looks like-" Yukako used her Stand, Love Deluxe, to wrap her hair around Joanne's mouth, preventing her from finishing her sentence. "You don't wanna say that, he takes his hair very seriously," said Yukako. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Thought Joanne Is this guy supposed to be my uncle? Meanwhile, Okuyasu was holding Josuke back. Crazy Diamond was ready to punch her. Joanne took a few steps back in surprise upon seeing Crazy Diamond.
"What did you say about my hair!" Josuke was struggling to escape. "Josuke!" yelled Jotaro, "That's enough, she didn't know!"
Josuke stopped struggling and Okuyasu let him go. Yukako retracted her hair from Joanne's mouth. "Sorry about that, uncle Josuke," said Joanne.
"No," said Josuke, "I should apologize. I need to work on my temper, and you can call me just Josuke, there's no need to call me uncle."
"Wait a minute." said Koichi, "Joanne was able to see Crazy Diamond, is she a Stand user?"
"Yes," said Jotaro, "She was somehow born with a Stand. But let's discuss this after we go see the old man's grave."
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After Jotaro, Holly, Jolyne, and Joanne said their goodbyes to Joseph's grave, They were to stay in Morioh for the following weeks. Although Holly and Jotaro would head home after a few days for work purposes. At the Higashikata household, Josuke showed his Stand to Joanne and Jolyne. "I call it Crazy Diamond."
"What's it do?" asked Joanne.
Crazy diamond picked up a nearby chair and punched it to pieces. "So it can punch hard like Dad's Stand?" asked Jolyne.
"Watch this," said Josuke as the chair began to fix itself.
"So it can fix anything it breaks?" said Jolyne, "Impressive, check out mine!" Jolyne's finger began to turn into a string. It unraveled and formed into a blue Stand with sunglasses. "Its name is Stone Free!"
"Doesn't seem that impressive," said Josuke.
Jolyne smirked. She unraveled a string from her other hand, and the string went into the other room where Jotaro and Tomoko were talking. "I can hear their conversation through the string, here listen," said Jolyne as she moved the string close to Josuke's ear. Josuke could listen to Jotaro talking to Tomoko about some experiences with Joseph.
"Wow." said Josuke, "That's pretty handy." Jolyne retracted the string and the Stand. "Just wait until you see what I can do," said Joanne.
Her Stand appeared. It was human-like, with a female body type. Its entire left side was a faded red, and her right side was a rose pink. The Stand had shoulder spikes. The spike on the right looked sharp, but the spike on the left looked like it was melting. The Stand also had a belt around its waist with small tube-like containers on it. "This is my Stand, Double Abstract."
"Yo, Joanne, who is this loser?" asked Double Abstract.
"My Stand has a mind of its own." said Joanne, "She can be a little mean, but don't listen to her."
"This joker's hair looks like a wad of toothpaste falling off of a toothbrush! Get a load of him." Double Abstract began to laugh.
"Abstract!" said Joanne sternly, "You didn't mean that. Josuke is sensitive about his hair, apologize to him."
"I'm sorry." said Double Abstract, "Sorry that your hair looks like a beaver shit on it and whacked it with its tail."
Joanne and Jolyne gasped. Josuke's fists clenched. "Josuke! I'm sorry!" said Joanne, "Abstract just thinks she's funny. Don't listen to her."
Josuke cooled down a bit, he couldn't let himself beat Joanne's Stand up. "Yeah Josuke," said Double Abstract, "Don't listen, assuming you can listen with that steak covering your head."
"That's it!" said Josuke, "Crazy Diamond!" Crazy Diamond appeared and began to punch towards Double Abstract. "Whoah," said Double Abstract, "Looks like I pissed off the guy who tried to use a boot as a hat!" Double Abstract touched a chair with her left hand, and it melted into a liquid. The liquid instantly got absorbed by one of the tubes on her belt. Double Abstract grabbed the tube with her right hand and threw it at Josuke. The tube's liquids turned back into the chair. The chair went flying towards Josuke, "Dora!" said Crazy Diamond as it punched the chair away.
"This loser thinks he can fight back!" taunted Double Abstract, "Ha! Keep dreaming!" Double Abstract grabbed another tube from her belt with her right hand and threw it at Josuke. "This is a little something I stole from Joanne's lunch!" said Double Abstract. The liquid turned into a sandwich. The sandwich landed on Josuke's hair, and the sauces from inside it oozed out and got caught in the hair.
"Whatya gonna do about that, dumbass?" taunted Double Abstract. Jolyne tried to intervene by holding back Josuke and Double Abstract with strings, but the two were too determined to beat the hell out of each other. "I'll kill you, bitch!" yelled Josuke as he escaped the strings and got ready to punch Double Abstract who was still stuck in the strings.
"Josuke, don't!" cried both Jolyne and Joanne.
"Whoa, man I was just messing around, you're not going to actually hurt me are you?" asked Double Abstract in a mocking way.
"I'll kill you… you bitch!" yelled Josuke as Crazy Diamond got ready to punch Double Abstract.
"Star Platinum: Za Warudo." time stopped. Jotaro walked next to Crazy Diamond and Double Abstract. "Yare yare daze," he said as he saw the sandwich on Josuke's hair and Double Abstract wrapped up in strings, unable to escape Crazy Diamond. "Time will resume," said Jotaro. When time began moving again, Star Platinum caught Crazy Diamond's fists. "Josuke! Snap out of it!" said Jotaro, "Joanne's Stand is an asshole, trust me I've met her on the plane. But don't let her get to you! Joanne, call your Stand back."
"I can't." said Joanne, "she has a mind of her own."
Star Platinum let go of Crazy Diamond and grabbed onto Double Abstract. "Return to your user, Double Abstract!" said Jotaro.
"Fine, fine." said Double Abstract, "You guys are boring anyway," Jolyne retracted her strings and Abstract returned to Joanne. Josuke returned his Crazy Diamond as well.
"Sorry," said Josuke. He was ashamed of himself for nearly hurting Joanne.
"No, Josuke," said Joanne, "It was my Stand's fault. She thinks that she can say whatever she wants and get away with it." Joanne turned to Jotaro, "Thank you for saving me, Jotaro."
Jotaro walked away, "Yare yare daze." he said, "Try not to get Josuke too mad."
"What was that?" asked Josuke, "Your Stand's power?"
"Oh," said Joanne, "If Double Abstract touches something with her left hand, it turns into a liquid and gets sucked into her belt. She can then use her right hand to reform the liquids into their original shape."
"Why didn't she use it on Jolyne's strings?" asked Josuke.
"She can't liquefy living objects, that includes other Stands," said Joanne.
"I should… take a shower." Josuke said as he took the sandwich off of his hair."
Konoyaro! Thought Joanne as she guiltily watched Josuke walk upstairs, Why did I get the asshole Stand?
Jolyne, Joanne, Jotaro, and Holly stayed at the Higashikata house for a few more days. Jotaro left with his mother after three days. Joanne and Jolyne would stay for the rest of the month. Joanne never summoned Double Abstract near Josuke, but they were bonding quite nicely. Soon Josuke gave Jolyne and Joanne a tour of Morioh and he took them to his favorite restaurant with Okuyasu, "Trattoria Trendy". Everything seemed alright, but what none of them knew was the danger that was approaching.
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"Why the hell did Dio send us all way here? It makes no sense!" said a man.
"Quiet down, Stue!" said another, "If Dio gives us a mission, then we complete it, no matter how absurd it may seem."
"I hope you're right, Jon." said Stue, "How long until we arrive?"
"We're already here." said Jon, "Looks like we'll be busting someone out of the Morioh Prison."
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A/N: That's chapter 1! I know it's a bit on the short side, but the chapters will get longer as they go along. I was just warming up with this one. We also got introduced to the first original Stand, Double Abstract. She's named after the band, "The Human Abstract". We also get introduced to two new characters at the very end, Stue and Jon. And they're talking about Dio, I sure do wonder what that could mean? Anyways, I'll see you all next Friday for chapter 2!
