The Wizards on Deck Files: Reality 1

Side Notes: If you haven't seen or read about the Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana TV crossover trilogy of episodes? Please do before reading this story. It'll make more sense this way, because this is a mostly alternate take of the episode Super(stitious) Girl. The side story with Jackson and Oliver back in Malibu still happens.

For reading about it? I recommend the main wiki.

There are also a few hints to Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie. But, reading or watching it is not required.

Alex has been in her room, nervously pacing.

She nervously sighs.

She mutters, "great! I'm grounded, my brother is keeping my wand in the meantime, and I'm so bored now that I'm starting to miss Zack's...room."

Alex suddenly sees something sticking out a little in one of the pillows.

Alex wonders, "hmm. What have we here?"

She pulls out a letter from Harper and a silvery family wizard wand.

Alex checks to see if the coast is clear. It is.

Alex breathes a sigh of relief.

She smile mischievously to herself.

She reads off the letter, "dear Alex. I got to go to Rome too before your mom and dad sent me back around Waverly Place! This cruise was so much fun for me to have no business being on. I didn't want you to miss out on some more fun of your own. Just don't tell your parents I used your family's family wizard wand to send it you. Oh! And please try not to destroy a part of ancient or recent history. You're my best friend. I don't want you to be lost to history. Sincerely, your best friend Harper."

Alex happily figures, "I'm so lucky to have you as a best friend Harper. And... Yes: I'll never tell on you for doing this for me."

Alex wonders, "now... What am I going to wish for? I may not get to use it again for a long time."

She hears footsteps.

From the other side of the door to the room... Justin asks, "Alex? What are you up to now?"

Alex quickly hurls some of the empty suitcases against the door.

A loud thud.

Alex makes a nervous face.

All too innocent sounding... Alex calls out, "nothing!"

She stands with her back against the door at the same time.

Justin tries to open the door. It's not budging.

Justin frustratedly sighs.

At the same time... Alex notices a mirror in the room.

All too lightly... Alex starts to go, "ahh..."

Justin calls out, "Alex! I'm coming in there to find out what's going on, and no suitcases you propped up against the door is going to stop me."

But... Alex isn't listening.

Alex is still holding the Russo wizard family wand.

And... Alex quickly says, "I wish I could walk into the life of a star just like me! I wish for no more wizard responsibilities!"

Justin is about to magically transport himself into the room.

But... Just then... Everything mystically swirls in a flash of red light.

Alex gets dizzy just from seeing it.

Alex dizzily groans some.

She lies down on her bed.

She rubs her eyes some.

When she looks again?

She finds herself in a fancy cabin on the S.S. Tipton. No ship's infirmary for a room.

Alex gets up.

She kind of nervously peeks through the door.

She sees a spread out crowd of teenage fan girls outside the door...waiting for any sign of her or Hannah Montana coming out of their cabins.

Little did the crowd of teenage fan girls know that there was enough spacing between them for Lilly and Miley to sneak past them.

No worrying over a lucky bracelet. No being cooped up for the cruise. Lilly and Miley have finally seen a way to sneak past the crowd of fans to enjoy themselves as Lilly and Miley.

Alex quickly closes the door to her cabin.

Alex smiles wide to herself.

She all too lightly calls out, "it worked! I almost can't believe it. It...!"

Then... She gasps in shock.

She's looking in the mirror in her cabin.

She's realized she looks exactly like Mikayla Skeech now.

She checks her hands and her pockets. No wand anywhere.

Alex fully realizes, "oh no! It...it's worked too well. And, I'm... Hard sniffle. I'm the mean pop star Mikayla Skeech. Rival to Hannah Montana. And that means... We've completely switched bodies. Hard sniffle! I've taken her life and she took mine. All because of my really stupid spell..."

And... She breaks down crying into her hands.

Soon... There's a knock on the door.

Alex is the midst of loudly calling out, "go away! ! My fans are better off without..."

Zack says, "come on. Is that any way to talk to me?"

Alex looks up.

She looks wide eyed in shock.

Alex realizes, "Zack? But... But, how do you still remember me?"

They both look quite nervous.

Zack gets a little teary eyed himself.

Zack admits, "well... I may not know much of what's going on. But... Hard sniffle. I was hoping at first to get a autograph. But... Hard sniffle. I have this really loud voice saying that I know you from some time...like you're not really Mikayla. Scoff. Crazy. Isn't it? I really wanted to get your autograph: Because, rival or not to Hannah Montana... You're a lot nicer than that snobby stuck up Alex. She won't even look at me."

Kind of shakily... Alex adds, "ohh Zack. Y...you are too sweet."

Zack wonders, "why? You want me to be badder?"

Alex chuckles.

Alex brings up, "no: I doubt you could be too bad for me. You...you have no idea what I've done, Zack."

On the first part... Zack chuckles.

All too lightly... Zack reasons, "hey. If I know a pretty girl from somewhere... It means we had to have dated. I mean... How could you not date me? I have that kind of effect on the ladies."

Alex can't help but chuckle some.

They awkwardly smile.

The teariness in both of their eyes starts to dry up.

Alex tries to assure, "what do you mean kind of? You're doing really well with me."

She starts to pull Zack closer.

They both chuckle a little.

Kind of awkwardly... Zack figures, "well... Alex has a branch for a wand, and she's got her own little brother shining her shoes while she has Jake Ryan..."

Alex goes wide eyed in shock.

Alex goes, "what?! Why are you telling me this now and not before?"

Zack awkwardly concludes, "well... We were about to kiss. I didn't want to kill the mood."

Alex frustratedly sighs.

She pulls away.

Alex tries to assure, "don't worry: We still can. I just got to give that wizard a piece of my mind first. Wait here Zack."

She points toward him on the last part.

She starts to leave the suite.

Zack lightly calls out, "hey! Wait for me. I want to at least watch you work."

Alex chuckles a little.

Alex concludes, "oh, all right. But, stay close to me. Okay?"

Zack lightly says, "all right."

He holds Alex's hand.

Alex grins. Zack grins back.

They head out of the suite...heading for the Sky Deck.

Soon, on the Sky Deck...

Lilly and Miley are sitting in the wade pool. They're in their bathing suits.

And... They're both looking really nervous across from the wading pool.

Lilly brings up, "you know Miley... When I wanted to go into the wade pool... This really isn't what I had in mind."

Miley apologizes, "I know. I'm sorry too."

Mikayla calls out, "hey! I thought you said we're friends."

She's looking exactly like Alex Russo. She's sitting in the wade pool in Alex Russo's bathing suit.

And... She's all too lightly playing with the Russo family wizard wand.

Lilly can't help but laugh a little at Mikayla.

Awkwardly... Miley quickly lies, "right. Sorry! Of course you and me are. Alex, Mikayla... Whichever one you are."

She makes a nervous grin.

All of a sudden... Mikayla lets out a relaxed sigh.

Mikayla concludes, "That's right Jake. A little to the right. Ahh. There we go."

The view cuts back some...showing a mind controlled Jake Ryan giving her shoulders a massage.

Mikayla lets out a relaxed sigh.

Lilly whispers to Miley, "this Alex is scary!"

Miley whispers back, "with a big bowl of ego."

Miley and Lilly make some nervous faces.

All too lightly... Mikayla goes, "oh please. You won't get confused soon of my true greatness. Chuckle. Alex is such a last year name. I'm going to go with Lexla."

Mikayla lets out a relaxed sigh.

Miley nervously goes, "great."

She whispers to Lilly, "help me...!"

Lilly nervously whispers back, "Miley? She has a all powerful wand!"

Miley gulps nervously.

She's about to say something to Mikayla.

But... Alex and Zack come fast walking over.

Alex calls out, "hey Mikayla! You've had some fun with my wand. Now, give me back my wand and my life!"

Alex and Mikayla start to wrestle over the family wizard wand.

Teens are snapping pictures like crazy of Alex and Mikayla.

Mikayla angrily insists, "no! I'm not giving up my magic. I'm finally going to be seen for being a great singer, get Jake as my boyfriend, and kick Hannah Montana out into Ontario, Canada!"

Miley, Lilly, Zack, Cody, Bailey, and Mr. Moseby make wow expressions. They're too shocked for words.

Alex punches Mikayla hard in the side.

Mikayla groans hard some.

She quickly calls out, "I wish Jake and Miley stop you and your friend!"

Suddenly... A mind controlled Jake and a mind controlled Miley start to charge for Alex and Zack.

Lilly stands in Miley's way.

The mind controlled Miley mutters angrily, "get out of the way, Lilly! Those creeps have to get smacked down."

Lilly gulps nervously.

Lilly tells her, "Miley? I'm telling you this as your best friend: You're Miley Stewart slash Hannah Montana. Snap out of it! !"

Miley groans hard.

She's clutching her head...fighting mentally against the mind control.

Zack dodges some punches from Jake.

And... He kind of easily knocks him out.

Zack goes, "oww! That's usually easier in the movies."

He's clutching his hand.

Alex and Mikayla are wrestling on the floor over the Russo wizard family wand.

Lilly snaps her fingers in front of Miley.

Miley glares.

Lilly nervously asks, "what? I...I though that would help you snap back to reality."

With mixed feelings... Miley answers, "I am back, and I'm thankful you did that for me. Not telling the whole world my secret!"

Lilly gulps nervously.

Lilly realizes, "oops. I...didn't think of that."

Miley adds, "ya think?!"

Lilly apologizes, "I'm really sorry."

They both awkward smile some.

They hug each other close...forgetting about anything else right now.

Around then...

Mikayla kicks Alex off hard...and right into the hot tub.

Alex struggles to breathe in the water.

But... She kind of easily pulls herself out of the water.

Alex lets out a relaxed sigh.

She murmurs, "ohh. I wish I could just relax here..."

Mikayla evilly grins.

Mikayla laughs.

Mikayla concludes, "oh it'll be longer. Goodbye Alex Russo. It's been fun kicking you down. But, I got greatness ahead of me."

She punches Alex hard back into the hot tub.

A dizzy Alex is struggling to breathe.

Just then... Zack and Bailey help pull her out.

Alex coughs up some water.

Zack tells her, "it's okay Alex. It's okay."

Around then...

Justin appears.

He glares at Mikayla.

Justin tells Mikayla, "hey. That girl you just hit is my sister."

And... He yanks the family wizard wand away from Mikayla's hand.

Justin continues, "this belongs to our family: Not to you. And... I don't know how you got my sister's body. But, you have to give Alex her body back."

Mikayla looks wide eyed in shock.

Some tears fall from her face.

She sniffles hard.

Mikayla complains, "but... But, I was finally going to be a great singer and rule the pop world!"

Justin taunts, "uh-huh: How's that working for you now?"

He smiles. He crosses his arms.

Mikayla glares angrily at him. Mikayla crosses her arms.

Mr. Moseby responds, "wait. She's Alex and not Mikayla? What in heavens is going on?! What am I doing when you seem to have everything under control?"

He quickly leaves.

Bailey realizes, "Alex? So... She really is a wizard?"

Cody reflects, "maybe not her finest moment. But... Everyone trips once in a while."

Alex whispers to Zack, "thank you..."

Zack and Bailey add, "no problem."

Bailey comments, "why am I experiencing déjà vu with Alex's name?"

Cody and Zack shrug.

Zack reflects, "and yes Alex: I know now you magically switched bodies with Mikayla to try to get out of some responsibility. But... I still love you."

Alex and Zack smile wide.

Alex goes, "aww. Come here."

She hugs him close. Zack hugs her back.

Everyone but Mikayla smiles and looks in awe.

Max brings up, "so... Now what? Do I get my turn with the wand now?"

Justin and Alex warningly glare at him.

Max cluelessly asks, "what?"

Most everyone chuckles.

Justin offers, "Alex... Do you want to change things back, or should I?"

Alex figures, "no. Please do it for me. Just... Please promise me I'll remember everything."

Zack asks, "but...what about me? About us?"

Alex whispers, "I'll find you. Don't worry."

Zack smiles wide at that.

Justin figures, "all right Alex. I think that's fair."

Alex adds, "thank you."

And... With Justin holding the family wizard wand in his hand?

Justin says, "I wish everything except for Alex's memories go back to the way they were."

Everything mystically swirls in a flash of red light.

Alex gets dizzy just from seeing it.

Alex dizzily groans some.

She rubs her eyes some.

When she looks again?

She finds herself on a medical bed.

Justin, Max, Zack, Cody, Bailey, Miley, and Lilly are gathered around her.

Cody adds, "good. She's alive."

Alex wonders, "where...where am I?"

Bailey concludes, "you and Mikayla were fighting in the hot tub. Me and Zack pulled you out in time before she could drown you. Mikayla's manager Margo has grounded Mikayla for the rest of the trip to Hawaii."

For a bit... Alex looks stunned.

Alex smiles wide.

Lilly excitedly adds, "I wish there were pictures of Mikayla getting grounded!"

Miley excitedly adds, "I know. Me too!"

The two of them happy dance.

Most everyone chuckles.

Alex can't help but ask, "so...you don't remember about me fighting over a wand with her?"

Justin starts to explain, "well... We all kind of do. But..."

Cody adds, "no one except us remembers the reality changes."

Miley brings up, "you and Justin did great work taking Mikayla down. If either of you need anything... Anything... Please let me and Lilly know."

Everyone else chuckles some.

Justin adds, "thanks."

Alex figures, "aw. Thank you Miley. I'll be sure to call you. But... I want to be friends too."

Miley figures, "even better! And, you're welcome."

Bailey assures, "and don't worry about your secret Miley: None of us are exposing your secret double life."

Everyone smiles in a knowing way.

Lilly and Miley let out some sighs of relief.

Miley adds, "thank you."

Bailey reflects, "no problem. Us country girls stick together."

Everyone chuckles a little.

Alex gets up.

She walks over to Zack.

She mischievously grins.

Alex figures, "well, you sweet boy... I know what I want to do next."

Before Zack can say something... She pulls Zack into a kiss.

Everyone else chuckles some.

Then... Zack and Alex pull away some.

Zack and Alex smile wide.

Zack says, "wow. I love you Alex."

Alex chuckles.

Alex adds, "I love you too."

Alex assures, "I may still be grounded on the cruise to Hawaii for putting blue dye in the hot tub yesterday. I may have to go back with my brothers to Waverly Place after this cruise to Hawaii. But, you're always welcome to visit me."

Everyone smiles.

Today was a new day all over again.

And... They all have plenty of better days coming around the corner.