opening by newstardustdragon101
yoku hareta nichiyoubi
oshare o shite o-dekake
iwanai wa ienai wa
anata ga suki nante
A door with a star on it stands within an empty void of nothing, seven red lights flash behind it hiding a shady silhouette, a lights flash spelling out the word Naruto and the title pops up into existence with the silhouette of Naurto holding up a sword.
kirawaretakunai no ni
sunao ni narenai dake
yasashisa ni amaechau
seikaku naosanakya
Clouds for in the sky Ramona stands alone in an vast ocean standing perfectly still in as the winds blows she looks on with a peaceful calm expression.
douse kitto watashi guuzen yosootte
"nani shitenno?" nante iisou
dakedo kyou wa sora mo umi no aosa de
futto sunao ni naresou
Bubbles float by containing the other characters from her friends to Naruto's family
Kim,Knives ,Wallace ,Stephen ,young niel,Kushina ,Minato ,Lisa
uke-tomete hoshii no yo Kiss wo*
yume no naka de ii
dakishimete hoshii no ni watashi
egao umakunai no
Ramona opens her eyes and smiles as Naruto turns around to face her, the two of them walk towards each other as a light flashes and they stand together by a lake.
"kawaikunee" da nante
urusai wa yo hontou ni
iwanai wa ienai wa
anata ga sono ki nara
Ramona smiles looking up at Naruto as the wind starts to blow and Naruto looks behind him to see the League of evil Ex's standing behind them but Naurto smirked drawing his sword jumping into action
bukiyou de namaiki de
usotsuki demo suki na no
ijiwaru wa uragaeshi
otagai kizuiteru
His and Gideon's fists collide erupting in a bright flash, Naruto lays in Ramona's lap, Kim and Knives appearing beside her giving him warm smiles which he returns
uke-tomete agetai no Kiss wo**
ai ga afure-dasu
dakishimete agetakute watashi
motto yasashiku suru
(a long time ago In the mysterious land of Toronto Canada….)
We open with a young man in his early 20s walking down a sidewalk on his way to his friend Steven Stills house. He had spikey blonde hair, blue eyes and whisker marks on his cheeks. He was wearing an orange t-shirt with the number nine on it. Black jeans black and orange sneakers. Black winter jacket with an orange fox face on the back and a red scarf. He also had a crystal necklace around his neck as a gift from his grandmother. And fingerless black gloves. this was Naruto Uzumaki and was not have a good day.
as he was walking down the sidewalk he was on his phone talking to his mother who….
"I SWEAR TO KAMI IF YOU DON'T TUTOR HER ILL PUT YOU THROUGH THAT F***ING WALL!" a woman's voice bellowed from Naruto's phone making him flinch as he held the phone away from his ear
was crazy as hell, this was Kushina Uzumaki his mother
"I told you I would do it woman get off my back!" Naruto said into the phone
"you better! I bribe Wallace to nark on you brat!" Kushina bellowed back
"Why would you bribe someone?!" Naruto yelled in surprise
"So I can make sure you're not dating someone who would hurt you again like that two Faced cunt!" Kushina bellowed in a rage as a crashing sound was heard from the other side of the phone most likely from her punching a wall
"Hey! Kim was awesome!" Naruto said with a frown
"I mean that bleached blonde bitch who can't sing worth a sack of dog shit you idiot!" Kushina yelled upset her son would think sje meant his first girlfriend
Naruto frowned at this "Oh yea" he said as he remembered his most recent Ex who he broke up with almost a year ago
"Naruto honey I just don't want you to get hurt again and I'm really worried about your love life". She said with concern in her voice.
"mom I'm fine but I don't need you setting me up" Naruto said having a suspension that's what she was trying to pull with this tutoring job
"just do it you need the money anyway working in a library can't pay that well" Kushina said trying to use some logic on her son
" oh come on you know why I work there seriously why is everyone so surprised?" He said with a no answer of why he picked that particular job.
"oh I know, and I also how you live off instant ramen so it can't pay that much" Kushina said with a unapproving tone
"Okay one I got that addiction from you so piss off, two I exercise regularly so i stay in shape, and three i have practice with the others so I need to go" Naruto said listing off The things he does to keep himself healthy and really wanted to get out of this conversation.
"Just because you learn every different type of martial arts we taught you doesn't give you the right to eat like a slob!" The mother of our protagonist shouted about his eating habits
"I eat other things now let me go!" Naruto yelled as he entered his friend Steven stills house
"fine! sue me for caring about my baby!" Kushina yelled before she hung up
Naruto hung up his phone as he looked at his friends who were looking at him with various looks
"Your mother on your ass again?" A man a year older or so than Naruto having a 5 o'clock shadow and short brown hair wearing a long sleeve shirt, jeans and sneakers. This was the leader of the band and a friend since college Stephen Stills.
"yea we could hear her from down the sidewalk" a young teen said with a smile he had short brown hair short T-shirt blue jeans and sneakers. This was Neal Nordegraf but for some reason sometimes people call him young Neal.
"No, she's just bugging me about a side job she has for me and my eating habits," Naruto said with a sigh as he took off his coat scarf and gloves and putting them on a coat rack.
"So like normal then" a female sitting behind a drum set said with a flat tone. a girl with short red hair freckles on her face. She's wearing a tracksuit jacket and a skirt on our waist. She was also wearing tight shorts that really complemented her ass. She was also wearing blue sneakers. This is Kim Pine The drummer of their band and Naruto's first ex-girlfriend. But still friends.
"yea like normal Kim" Naruto said with a sheepish chuckle as he rubbed the back of his head
"Let me guess she's bugging you about your lack of a love life?" Kim asked flatly as she knew how Narutos mom was
" Geez don't say it like that, it makes it sound like I'm in a really bad romance comedy or a bad romance anime!" Naruto said Having embarrassed look on his face.
"Well it's been a year since you dumped she who shall not be named" Stephen said as he got his guitar ready
"Who?" Neal asked with confusion as he didn't know who Naruto's recent Ex was sense he wasn't hanging out with them back then
"Exactly" Naruto said with a firm tone as he got his bass guitar ready
Kim gripped her drumsticks Started tapping them together about to start playing but It got interrupted.
"Qe are sex bom bomb and are name is shitty as hell!" Naruto yelled loudly insulting the band name his friend made.
"Oi! no insulting the band!" Stephen yelled as they all started to play
(the next day)
Naruto was looking at the address his mother texted him as he looked at the line of houses he was looking over
"Ah here we go" Naruto said as he found a mailbox with the name Chau in front of a house which he started to walk towards
he approached the front door and knocked on it and after a few moments the door was answered by a older Chinese woman
"Miss Chau?" Naruto asked hoping he had the right place
the older woman looked at Naruto for a moment before she smiled Ah you must be Kushina's boy she's right you are cute she said as she inspected Naruto
"O-oh thank you I guess? I'm here to tutor your daughter Knives" he said well being a little bit embarrassed of the compliment and wanting to confirm his job.
Ms Chau nodded as she let Naruto in "Knives! Your tutor is here!" she yelled upstairs as Naruto took off his coat to hang on the rack
"I'm coming!" A young girl's voice called out from upstairs. before moments later a Chinese girl that looked to be slightly younger than Naruto came downstairs she had long black hair and was wearing a regular black T shirt and blue jeans
" Seriously mom I don't get why I need a tutor. I'm doing pretty well on my ow-" she paused her rant when she got a good look at her tutor. and she had to admit to herself he was a very fine specimen. Spiky gold hair, blue eyes, nice physique.
Naruto smiled at the girl as he approached her "names Naruto" he said as he held out his hand for her to shake
"H-hi Nice to meet you" she said couldn't take her eyes off him and had a blush on her face.
"so my mom says you need some tutoring for your exams?" Naruto asked looking at Knives and then miss Chau
"Yes she's going to collage in a year so we want to make sure she's ready" Miss Chau said with a nod
"O-oh! Yeah! definitely need help totally! Thanks for volunteering!" She stated very nervously about her studies and needing a tutor. While still acting pretty weird the way she's fidgeting. It was kind of cute.
Naruto smiled at this "well let's get started then lead the way to your room" he said kindly
Knives nodded at this before she led Naruto upstairs
miss Cahu watched them go upstairs "leave your door open Knives!" she yelled upstairs
"mom!" Knives yelled as her face turned atomic red as she led Naruto upstairs
"Operation get those Grandbabies are a go!"The mother stated glad the plan that she and her friend came up with for their children was starting.
(a few hours later in Knives room)
Naruto and Knives were in there room going over some basic things that would be in her college exams and they were also talking a bit
" Don't you think it's a little mean that you keep insulting your band's name all because he didn't like yours when you were in college together?" Knives asked curiously as Naruto had told her about his friends and their band
" You think that's bad? I used to call him by his full name during our first year. He was so freaking mad! Hahaha!" Naruto laughed At his friend's misery at his pranks that he would always pull.
"Your friends sound interesting and I can't believe you play in a band" Knives said with a smile
"Well if you want you can watch us practice sometime" Naruto said with a smile as he had no problem hanging out with Knives outside of tutoring
" You don't think they mind, do you? suddenly bringing me into your band practice?" she asked concerned if it was really all right for her to come to a meeting such as this.
"Are you kidding? Steven would love it if someone actually herd us play and Kim is indifferent to everything" Naruto said with a nod putting Knives at ease
"If your going out have her home by 10" Miss Cahu said as she entered the room
"Mom! Can you please knock when coming in?!" Knives yelled at her mother surprised at her suddenly just coming in unannounced
"Well I don't have practice tonight but sure we can hang out a bit that is if your up for"- Naruto was saying before he was cut off
"Mom, I'm going out! Tell dad not to wait up!" Knives yelled as she got up and grabbed her winter coat and phone
Naruto just kind of sat there on the bed at the sudden change of the girl's attitude.
"Well alrighty then?" he said bewildered as that's all he had to said to this situation
( a few days later)
It had been a few days since Naruto and Knives met and today Naruto and Knives were at the library getting some books
" I hope this doesn't sound rude but I didn't really think that for all the careers that you wanted you chose that" The Chinese girl said not wanting to offend her tutor.
"What? Being an author isn't that weird" Naruto said as he picked out a book about Historical mythology, something he Likes to pick the most. He may hate history but mythology is one of his favorite genres.
"well yea but when i look at you writer doesn't come to mind" Knives said as she looked at Naruto
" I mean I don't blame you. I won't deny that I might have gotten into a little bit of trouble when I was a kid but I grew past that a little. He stated as he didn't mean he wasn't interested in writing
Knives nodded at this as they headed downstairs towards the checkout desk
" And hey just be lucky I ain't like my perverted grandfather. He might've gotten me into writing but trust me at least I didn't Inherit that type of writing." Naruto remarked he may want to be a writer but he didn't want to be one like his grandpa he had standards dammit!
Knives sweatdropped at this as she recalled hearing her mom rant about Naruto Grand father's books. It still surprised her how those types of books can sell so high.
As they walked towards the checkout desk Naruto spotted someone who was talking to the woman at the desk who looked to be around Naruto age, probably One year older.
she had short violet colored hair that was obviously dyed she was wearing a black shirt, Jean pants and boots right next to were a pair of skates and she was also wearing goggles on her forehead.
the girl turned to leave and as she turned her and naruto locked eyes for a moment
Naruto's mind went blank as he watched the girl put on her skates and left the library
"Naruto? Naruto?!" Knives called out to him breaking him out of his trance.
W-what? sorry Knives Naruto said as he looked at his friend
Knives frowned a little at this, "you know that girl?" she asked curiously as inside her head she was growling at the leaving girl
"N-no first time ever seeing her. Naruto he said as he led Knives to the checkout desk
Knives said nothing at this as she turned to look after the girl who caught her crushes attention "maybe I should change my look" she thought to herself
" Anyway I hope you're ready to meet my friends Kims cool and Neil's pretty neat.
"What about Stephen?" She asked curious about the leader of the band.
"he plays it cool but he acts like a little bitch sometimes" Naruto said with a snicker
"You two have an interesting friendship" She chuckled nervously wondering if it was normal how her tutor casually Mocks his friend
"well we take shots at each other but we're friends" Naruto said with a smile as he led Knives out of the library
(later at Stephen's)
Naruto knocked on Stephen's door while Knives stood next to him
Come on open up! I better not find you sucking face with Julie again! I hate that bit- Naruto banged on the door while ranting about a certain someone.
before he was cut off by Stephen who then opened the door and looked at Naruto with a unamused look
" I hate you so much." He said to his friend with a flat tone annoyed about him always bringing up his on again off again ex.
"Love you too bro now let me in my Friend is getting cold" Naruto said with a mischievous smirk as he and Knives entered the house
"hey Kim Guys this is Knives" Naruto said introducing knives to the others
"Nice to meet you all." She introduced herself to her tutors bandmates.
is this a girlfriend? Niel asked curiously as he moved over so Knives could sit on the couch he was sitting on
"what? no no she's just a friend Niel don't be a moron" Naruto's said as he got his guitar ready
Kim raised a eyebrow at this as she noticed Knives pout a little at this before she looked down depressed while she sat on the couch nearby "idiot still has no clue since highschool" she thought as she sighed at how thick headed her ex still was
" Okay Naruto's density aside let's get started" The bandleader stated While insulting his friend. While also preparing his guitar.
"ok let's do this" Naruto said as they started to play
(One song later)
"you guys are so awesome!" Knives said with a smile at Naruto as they finished their song
" Thanks even though that we have a really stupid name we know how to rock. Naruto Said with pride but it's still like to make a fun of his band's name.
"So how did you meet Naruto?" Stephen asked Knives hoping for some dirt on Naruto
"Do tell" Kim said flatly wanting to know this too
"oh well my mom and his mom are friends and they thought Naruto could help me with my studies for collage " Knives said a little nervous from Kim's flat look
Stephen Niel and Kim slightly smirked at this as they looked at Naruto who groaned mentally as he knew his friends were gonna grill him over this
"oh! I have to go my mom wants me home early" Knives yelled as she realized how long she was here before she she jumped up and put on her winter clothes
"I'll walk you home if you want" Naruto said as he really wanted a excuse to not be alone with his friends
"no no I'll be fine I'll text you later Ok?" Knives said as she put on her coat before she hugged Naruto and left the house
everything was silent for a moment before….
"Hahaha! oh god his mom really did set them up! Hahaha!" Stephen laughed that the fact Naruto's mom did set him up.
"hey at least she's cute" Kim said with a laugh at Naruto's face
"yea most setups are butterfaces, you got the girl next door" Niel said with a laugh as he high fived Steven
" Screw you guys it's not like that I'm just her tutor I just wanna show her a good time" annoyed at his friends assuming that he was going to date her.
"you said your her friend you moron so that's a grade above tutor" Kim said flatly
"ok can we change the subject before I burn this house down?" Naruto asked as his eyebrow twitched in annoyance
"that's fine we have a party to go to" Stephen said with a nod as everyone got up to get there winter clothes
" awesome where is it at?" Naruto wanting to know where this event was gonna be taking place.
"it's at jul"- Stephen was saying before he was cut off
"I'm out!" Naruto yelled as he turned around to leave
before Kim grabbed him by the back of his shirt stopping him
"come on you big baby it's for connections for the band " Kim said sighing at her exs attitude
"Don't wanna!" Naruto yelled as he tried in vain to escape his exs grip
" Oh for crying out loud, okay fine Naruto if you won't do it for Steve can you please do it for me please" She said, getting him to look at her.
Naruto paused at this and looked at Kim before he stopped trying to escape "Fine" he said as he nodded
Kim smiled and gave him a friendly kiss on the cheek.
"Thank you, I promise I'll make it up to you." She said giving a very kind smile which is kind of rare to see these days but still nice to see.
Naruto blushed at this as he didn't expect her to kiss him, they were still friends but he won't deny that he did miss her he wouldn't say it out loud of course since he still wants to keep that good friendship going.
As the three members of the band started to head towards the party Kim still stayed behind a bit. She started digging through her jacket and pulled out a fox head locket. She opens it revealing how much younger she and Naruto were during the time when they were still dating before Naruto had to move.
She closed the locket put it back in her jacket taking a deep breath and opening them again having determination.
" Alright, this is your chance to ask him." She thought with determination in her thoughts as she put on her winter coat and started catching up with the boys.
(later at the party)
Naruto had a bored look on his face as he listened to some party goers at Julie's party talk about random stuff
"God why did I come to this Self-centered bitches party?" Naruto said with regret in his voice.
" Because you're a sucker for when a girl asks you?" young Neil asked curiously
"….. shut up young Neal I'm going to get more booze." He stated angrily.
"there is no booze at this party" young niel said
"Then I'm just gonna go anywhere that isn't here and hopefully do not run into that party Holick!" Naruto said hoping not to run into the host of this.
"Hey buddy, are you having fun?" Stephen asked as him and a woman in her 20s with glasses approached this was jullie Steven on again off again girlfriend
"I'm a minute away from burning this motherfucker down" Naruto said with a flat tone
"Geez whiskers you don't have to be so dramatic" Julie stated with a unamused look on her face
hello julie still a bit- Naruto was saying before he was cut off
so bro you thinking of getting back into the dating scene? Stephen asked quickly cutting off Naruto
" You know what Stephen, I have the perfect answer to that it evolves me walking away." Naruto said as he really did not want to be around Julie.
"now now there's no need for that bro I mean there must be someone who caught your eye" Stephen said trying to be friendly to his friend
Naruto sighed at this as he could tell Stephen was trying so he decided to give this a chance well there was thus one girl I saw the other day he said with a smile as he remembered the girl with violet hair
That's great buddy, did you get her number? Stephen asked curiously
" Dude I haven't even talk to her yet" Naruto said with a sigh
oh….well maybe Julie knows her she knows almost everyone Steven said trying to be helpful
I guess so Julie I need your he- he hel-" he stuttered as this was torture for him.
"Don't have a stroke whiskers just describe her and I'll tell you if I know her" Julie said with a roll of her eyes as she found this to be painful to watch
"She had violet hair goggles and she seemed to be a delivery girl from what I saw" Naruto said
" Violet hair skates oh yeah I know her" Julie stated that as she know the person he was describing"
"Holy shit really? I guess you do know almost everything. Naruto said as he was impressed.
"Her name is Ramona flowers and she's actually here at my part-" Julie was saying before Naruto was already gone to look for the girl
"Goddamnit bro!" Stephen's face palmed that his friend pulled that.
"He's so gonna crash and burn" Julie said with a smirk and a shake of her head
Naruto made his way through the crowd of people scanning the crowd as he walked when he spotted the girl he had saw before leaning against a wall with a cup
She still had the violet hair, she wasn't wearing the jacket or goggles he had seen her in before but she was wearing a different color jacket, jeans and pretty interesting shoes.
Naruto watched her for a few moments before he walked over to her and laid against the wall next to her hey he said
"Hey" she said with a bored tone as she drank from her cup
"Boring party huh?" Naruto asked hoping to start a conversation
" Extremely seriously I feel like someone just threw this party because they want either attention or because they're entitled" Ramona said as she looked around at the party.
Naruto snorted at this that "sounds like Julie to me" he said with a smile as he nodded
" Owch it's even worse when you know the person Who even had the party." Ramona said with a chuckle as while she had herd of Julie she didn't really know her
" Yup, it looks like we're poor unfortunate souls dragged into someone's ego" Naruto said, giving his best sympathies.
Ramona chuckled at this. " The names Ramona flowers" she said introducing herself.
"Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto said introducing himself gold he got introductions out of the way
"Like the ramen topping?" Ramona asked with a raised eyebrow
Naruto groaned at this "it also means maelstrom" he said slightly annoyed as this was a regular thing with some people he met
" Nope, I think the first sounds cuter," Ramona said, crushing more of his self-esteem.
"….well at least you think I'm cute" Naruto said with a laugh not letting her words get to him
"well I wouldn't go that far" Ramona said with a chuckle playing it cool
"So you're new in town?" Naruto asked curiously
Ramona nodded at this "yea just moved away from New York" she said
"the big city huh?" Naruto asked as he had never been there
"it's not as great as you would think Ramona" said with a slight frown
Naruto noticed her change of tone and frowned" bad breakup?" he asked as he recognized this tone from when he broke up with his last girlfriend
Ramona looked at Naruto and nodded "afraid so" she said with a sigh
(After a few minutes of talking to each other.)
"Wait wait wait so you call your friend young Neal because of the Star Wars Jedi and Padawan relationship as a joke?" Ramona asked with chuckle"
"hey it was the best I had within two minutes of meeting him and it just stuck" Naruto said with a chuckle
"ah your a jokester huh?" Ramona asked with a slight smile
"well yes but I can be serious when needed" Naruto said with his own smile
Ramona nodded at this before she looked at her wristwatch "damn I have to go I have work tomorrow she said as she moved towards a nearby coat rack
"Damn really ok so uh quick question? Naruto asked
"Let me guess, you want my number?" Ramona asked as she approached a coat rack and put on her winter clothes
"What! No! Yes! Maybe! … please?" He said not being subtle at all
Ramona chuckled at this as she pulled out a slip of paper and wrote on it before she handed it to Naruto "call me or text me later whiskers" she said as she put on her skates and goggles
"count on it" Naruto said with a smile as he looked at the paper while Ramona left the party
" Well, it looks like somebody is finally having fun. Kim voice said from behind him
"ah! Kim! How long have you been there?" Naruto yelled as he jumped and looked behind him seeing his friend
"since you started leering at that girls ass" Kim said flatly
"…. You can't prove that" Naruto said trying to deny what Kim was accusing him of
"please if anyone knows your type it's me" Kim said as she rolled her eyes
"Yeah I bet you would know what i like huh kimmy?" Naruto said with an all knowing smirk.
Kim said nothing to this before she slugged Naruto in the shoulder hard "don't call me that" she said
"Ow! ok ok sorry Kim" Naruto said as he rubbed his arm feeling a bruise forming
"you're forgiven peasant" Kim said flatly as she walked away from Naruto
Naruto looked at the number he got from Ramona, glad things were looking up for him.
"Damn it" Kim thought as she looked back at Naruto cursing herself for being to slow
"Sooo? How are you going to explain this to your mom and Roommate? young Neil asked seeing the number in Naruto hand which he put away as he approached
"Crap" Naruto said as he realized his nee problem
his mother and his gossip roommate
(later at Naruto's home)
Naruto walked into his place and spotted a young male sitting on his recliner reading a book he had short brown hair and had a glass of whine on the table next to him this was Wallace wells his roommate
"Before you hear about it I got someone's number" Naruto said as he took off hisbwinter clothes
"oh? Is he cute?" Wallace asked looking up from his paper
"ha ha ha" Naruto said Sarcasm lacing his words he walked over to the kitchen and took out a cup of instant ramen
" Finally found yourself a lady friend?" Wallace asked with a sly smile.
"Maybe and please don't tell my mother" Naruto said as he prepared the hot water for his ramen
"you know me" Wallace said as he got up and went into the bathroom
suddenly Naruto's phone started to ring which he picked up and answered
"You have a girlfriend?! Kushina bellowed at him when he answered
"How the fuck did you fund out?! Naruto demanded in frustration
"Wallace duh" Kushina said with a condescending tone
"that gossipy bitch!" Naruto said with a groan as he pinched his nose
"you know me" Wallace said from the bathroom doorway holding his phone in his hand
"Wallace!" Naruto yelled as his roommate closed the bathroom door
"That's for not cooking for me yesterday" Wallace yelled from inside the bathroom
"Forget him! Who is this girl? I swear if its another one like that bitch I'm gonna-" Kushina was yelling before she was cut off
" Calm down! We just met an hour ago! "Naruto yelled into the phone
"I'm not calming down! What about Knives?" Kushina yelled clearly frustrated with her son
"What about her? she's my friend mom" Naruto said not seeing the problem
"Gaaahh! your a fucking moron! I blame your dad!" Kushina yelled before she hung up
" She's right, you know!" Naruto's roommate yelled through the door with the shower on.
"I know I'm a moron thinking you can keep a secret" Naruto said with a roll of his eyes as he continued to prepare his ramen
(with Knives)
Knives was doing some practice tests in her room when her bedroom door opened and her mother came in
Knives you have a big problem! Ms Chau said with a frown
" Is Dad trying to murder a boy thatlooked at me wrong again?" Knives asked with a sigh as she looked away from her desk and at her mother
"No Kushina texted me, Naruto found a girl he's interested in…..have fun studying" ms Chau said as she left the room with a slight smirk
Knives gained a shocked look on her face at this before she jumped to her feet "No! I refuse to lose! Where are those scissors and hair dye I bought?!" she yelled as she ran into her bathroom
(with Naruto)
Naruto was in a school hallway walking while looking around
"ugh I hated this school only good thing my entire time here was Kim and Lisa" Naruto said as he walked down the hallway
when he turned a corner he spotted Ramona skating towards him carrying a package in her hand
" Ok what the hell?" Naruto asks in confusion.
"Is this your dream? huh small world" Ramona said as she skated past Naruto and towards a door which had a star on it
"Wait! What's going on?" Naruto asked as he reached out for her as the door opened and he was blinded by a light
(outside his dream)
Ding Dong!
"I'm up! I'm up!" Naruto yelled as he shot out of his bed thankfully in his clothes as he ran towards the door
when he opened it he saw Ramona standing there
"Yes who is- What the balls?!" Naruto yelled that she was in his dream and now right in front of him.
"Um I have a package for you" Ramona said holding out a package
"oh yea my game I pre ordered" Naruto said with a chuckle as he had forgotten about this
Ramona nodded as he handed the package to Naruto and a pad for him to sign
"Would it be weird if I said I saw you in a dream?" Naruto asked as he signed the pad
" That depends, what type of dream?" Ramona asked with a raised eyebrow
"Not that!" Naruto yelled in a panic at what Ramona was probably thinking
Ramona laughed at this no i know and no ots not that weird it's this subspace highway, it lets me enter dreams so I can get around quickly she said
"That sounds like a power from DC or Marvel comics." Naruto said as he handed the pad to Ramona
"Eh more indie" Ramona said as she took the pad
"so um look I was gonna text you this later but since your here I'll ask you to your face" Naruto said with a nervous tone
Ramona looked at Naruto with a raised eyebrow waiting for his question
Naruto looked into Ramona's eyes and got lost in them a little before he composed himself. "Will you go out with me? he asked
"…. Sure" she said with a shrug
R-Realy? Naruto asked surprised she said yes so easily
"yea sure I'm free tonight i'll text you where to meet me" Ramona said as she skated away from him
Naruto watched her leave and smiled happily as he closed his door
Well, well, is anybody happy? Wallace asked making his presence known
"I'll cook you lunch if you keep your bitch ass mouth shut" Naruto said as he turned to look at Wallace who was in the kitchen
…and I get first crack at your game, Wallace said gesturing to the package Naruto got
"You bitch of a whroe are you even a one piece fan? Naruto asked with a scowl as he opened his package showing it was a game labeled One Piece odyssey
"oh look I have my phone out" Wallace said casually as he took out his phone
"Fine!" Naruto said with a nod as he put the game in his video game console
"Good now make me lunch nothing with to much fat" Wallace said with a smile as he went to sit down in his recliner
" I swear, why am I roommates with you again? Naruto questioned about their living arrangement as he went into the kitchen
"Cause you can't afford a place on your own Mr writer" Wallace said as he turned on the TV and game console
"Oh the mail came?" Naruto asked as he looked at his phone where his email icon was blinking
he tapped on his phone and saw a email from someone named Mathew
"Dr Mister Uzumaki I have been told we will be fighting soon blah blah blah" Naruto said as he skimmed the email
"What does it say handsome?" Wallace asked from the chair as the title select screen came up.
"It says I don't roll like that now play your game! Naruto yelled as he looked at the email league of evil exes?...This is such a scam, delete!" Naruto said as he deleted the email and then went Into the kitchen
(later)
Naruto was smiling as he walked into Stephen's place for practice where the others were waiting for him
"Gasp! Naruto with a happy smile?! It's the end of the world! Stephen sarcastically yelled.
"Go ahead and talk trash nothing can ruin my good mood" Naruto said with a smile
"Really, got a date?" young Neil asked from his seat
"actually I do" Naruto said as he got his guitar ready
"No date talk we need to be in the game I got us into a battle of the bands tomorrow" Stephen said as he got his guitar ready
knock knock!
"I'll get it" Naruto said happily as he walked over to the door and opened it
It was Knives but she looked different hair was cut short. And had a red highlight on the side.
"Hey Naruto, what do you think of my new look? Knives asked with a smile as she walked in
Naruto smiled at this "you look fantastic" he said as he closed the door and went back to his guitar
Knives smiled at this while inside she was screaming happily that Naruto liked her new look
"So tell us Naruto, who are you going out with?" Young neil asked
" Remember that girl I told you guys about Ramona Flowers?"Naruto asked as he got his guitar ready
"The one you were checking out at that party?" Kim asked flatly while inside she was growling
"yes that's her the one with the goggles and violet hair" Naruto said with a smile
Knives eyes widened at this as she remembered the girl Naruto was looking at when they were at the library "Must destroy Ramona flowers!" she thought in a rage
"You ok Knives?" Stephen asked curiously
"yes! I'm fine!" Knives yelled with a very forced smile while her eyebrow twitched
Kim quirked an eyebrow at this before she sighed "oh great a yandere situation" she thought as she shook her head
(later that night)
Naruto was in his winter gear and was walking towards the park where Ramona told him to meet him
"Alright Naruto you can do this it's just a date with a girl your interested in" the whiskerd young man said as he approached a staircase which led down to the park
as he walked down the stairs he spotted Ramona waiting by some swings
"Hey your early" Ramona said with a smile at Naruto as he approached
"Well my dad once told me never to keep a girl waiting," Naruto said as went to sit next to her on the swings.
"Ah, old school parents?" Ramona asked curiously as she sat down in on of the swings while Naruto sat in the one next to her
"well a mix of old school dad and a crazy as hell mom" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Come on, she can't be that bad?" Ramona asked as she was curious about her dates parents.
"she once threatened to have me neutered if I ever cheat on a girl" Naruto said with a shudder
"…. OK I've been wrong before" she admitted as that Definitely sounded bad
"well it got results I turned out ok, now I'm not saying I don't are up screaming some nights but I'm ok" Naruto said with a mischievous smile
Ramona laughed at this along with Naruto
(a little later)
"So your last ex was difficult?" Naruto asked curiously as him and Ramona walked down a sidewalk
Ramona sighed at this "it's a long story and I don't want to get into it" She said as she frowned
Naruto nodded at this "Hey I can understand my last ex was something else too" he said remembering his last relationship
Ramona nodded at this, grateful that Naruto wasn't gonna push her on this subject "So I saw some of the books you were picking out at the library, you like historical mythology?" she asked
Naruto chuckled at this "so you were checking me out at the library too?" he asked
"Ramona rolled her eyes at this "I was wondering why that whiskered dork had so many books" she said with a teasing smirk
"Well maybe that dork wants to be a famous author?" Naruto explained so she would know why he picked those particular books.
"hmmm interesting didn't have you pegged as a writer" Ramona said with a shrug
"Agh! Why does everybody keep saying that?" Naruto asked as he waved his arms in frustration
Ramona smiled at this as they walked down the sidewalk. "Well you have to remember that in Japan blond hair is a sign of delinquency." She said knowing her knowledge of Japanese society.
"Hey! that's a stereotype! Naruto yelled as he pouted at this
" But you're not denying it~" Ramona said with a knowing smile
" touché pretty lady touché" he admitted.
Ramona nodded at this when suddenly it started to snow even more
"great a storm" Naruto groaned as he covered his face
"Come on, I know a shortcut. Ramona did as she grabbed Naruto's hand and led him down the road
they soon made their way to a door with a star on it
"Hoolllyyyy shhhhiiit! Naruto yelled as they were falling in the abyss of subspeace.
"relax this is that subspace highway I told you about it will lead us to my place" Ramona daid as they entered through door
when they came out on the other side of the doorway they were in what looked like a nice living room
"wow" Naruto said as he looked around
"it's just a house I rent dude" Ramona said as she took off her winter clothes
" Well it beats my place and I gotta tell you one thing that Subspace Is convenient as hell" he said, still stunned by how they got here.
Ramona nodded at this "I'll make us some tea that will warm us up" she said as she walked into the kitchen
"Oh my miss flowers how naughty we just met and we're not even on the second date yet~ Naruto said as he followed Ramona into the kitchen
"I mean making actual tea you moron" Ramona said as she opened a cabinet which was full of different types of teas
" ok geez just a joke and damn do you have a lot of tea." Naruto looking at the full cabinet.
"I bet you have a shelf full of a favorite food whiskers now, what do you want?" Ramona said as she picked out a tea for herself
"I'll take green" Naruto said as he sat down at a table
" Now who is not being a stereotype?" Ramona asked with a raised eyebrow as she started to fix two cups of tea.
"hey I don't know a lot of teas" Naruto said with a pout
" ha calm down you big baby I'm just messing with you" Ramona said with a laugh as she poured some hot water into the cups with tea bags
" you're lucky you're pretty," Naruto muttered.
"and your lucky your kinda handsome" Ramona said as she placed the two cups of tea on the table and sat down
Naruto blushed a little at this as he took the cup "so I had a question" he said
"Meow." A grey and black striped cat said as it came into the room.
"you have a cat?" Naruto asked curiously looking at the cat who approached its food and water dish
"yea that's Gideon" Ramona said as she got up to feed her cat
"….. You named your cat after your ex-boyfriend?" Naruto questions about that.
"And you took a year off dating we all cope with out exs in our own ways" Ramona said as she poured some cat food into her cats bowl
"True and not the weirdest thing in the world," Naruto shrugged.
Ramona then approached Naruto and sat back down to drink her tea meanwhile they could hear the wind blowing outside thanks to the storm
"So what is the weirdest thing that happened to you?" Ramona asked curiously before she drank her tea
" Have you ever seen your grandfather get his ass kick by a red fur gorilla?" Naruto started with a smile thinking she wouldn't have a story better than this
"…..have you ever had an ex punch a hole in the moon just to show off to you?" Ramona asked with a raised eyebrow
"…you win" Naruto said as he had no rebuttal for that one
"Heh" Ramona said with a chuckle as she drank her tea
"So what's the plan? I don't think the storm is gonna slow down any time soon" Naruto said as they heard the wind blow harder outside
"Well I'm not one to send you out to freeze so you can sleep on my couch" Ramona said as she finished her tea
"Thanks i don't want to be frozen solid, my band mates would kill me if i'm late for this battle of the band thing tomorrow night because i'm sick" Naruto said as he finished his tea
"you have a band?" Ramona asked curiously
"Yea our name sucks but we have fun," Naruto said with a smile
"What's the name?" Ramona asked as she took his empty cup along with her own to the sink
"Sex Bob bomb and no it wasn't my idea" Naruto said witha. roll of his eyes
What the hell kind of name is that? What were you all thinking?" Ramona asked about the meaning of the band name.
"According to Stephen it's supposed to suck" Naruto said with a roll of his eyes "But anyway I wanted to invite you to this battle of the bands" he said to her as she cleaned the cups
"Geez dude you don't waste time do you? She chuckled. at the fact he wanted to see her again
"Please?" Naruto asked with wide eyes at her as she looked at him
"…Ok ok just put those away" Ramona said as she looked away from Naruto
"Yay!" Naruto raises his hands up in the air with happiness.
Ramona chuckled at this as she shook her head
(the next night)
"So wait, she named her cat after her last boyfriend?" Stephen asked as the band waited in the back for the battle of the bands to start
"Not the weirdest way to deal with a bad relationship," Kim said flatly as she had seen worse
"you mean like how you spent a summer eating chocolate when you and Naruto-"young Niel was saying before he ducked as a Kim threw a piece of her drum set at him
"…..I'm gonna go watch the show in the audience" young Neil said with a sweatdrop
"Yeah I think that's for the best Neil" Naruto said to the young member of the group as he left.
as Naruto watched Niel leave he spotted Knives in the crowd and waved at her making her smile at him and wave back
Naruto then turned to Kim with a frown as he didn't expect Kim to respond like she did
" Hey, what was that all about? Naruto asked kim as he sat down on a chair
" How I cope is how I cope ok?" Kim said while she looked away from him.
"with what?" Naruto asked curiously wondering what was hurting Kim
Kim frowned at this and looked at Naruto but before she could talk
"Hey bro, isn't that your new girl?" Stephen asked pointing at Ramona who just walked into the building
Naruto smiled at this before he took off leaving a smoke trail behind him
Kim started to growl at this as she glared at Stephen "you just made my hit list" she growled at the leader of the band
Stephen chuckled nervously at this as he backed away from his drummer
" Yo you made it!" Naruto said with a lot of happiness.
"well I'm not one to lie especially since you looked so pathetic when you begged me" Ramona said with a chuckle at Naruto
Naruto smiled at Ramona glad she was here and suddenly the rooftop was busted in.
Smash!
"Mr Uzumaki!" a voice yelled out as a man with dark skin and black hair wearing what looked like a pirate styled outfit smashed through the roof and fell at Naruto his fist raised ready to slug Naruto
And in one swift moment Naruto moved to the side grabbed the attacker's arm and with a throw over his shoulder threw his attacked at a table of food nearby making the attacker crash into the table
"What the shit man?!" Naruto yelled at his attacker.
I am Mathew patel! Ramona's first evil ex boyfriend! the attacker yelled as he got up
"… what?" Naruto paused at that introduction.
Mathew paused at this didn't you get my email explaining the situation? he asked in surprise
"You mean that really bad prank email?" Naruto asked with a bewildered look on his face
"It's a fight! my money is on whiskers!" Wallace yelled from the crowd
"Damn it Wallace!" Naruto yelled at his roommate
I spent an hour on that email! you will pay for your insolence! Mathew yelled as he charged at Naruto and swung his fists at him which Naruto started to dodge and block
"Ok ok hold the ramen what the Fortnite is going on?! Naruto yelled as he caught his attackers fists and held him in place.
"If you wish to date Ramona then you will have to defeat the league starting with me!" Mathew yelled as he tried to get loose
"… again what the fuck is going on?! Ramona! Context Please!" Naruto yelled really not getting it.
Ramona sighed at this from her spot agent a wall "he's a ex but it was middle school and only lasted less than a week" she said with a sigh
Mathew growled at this as he tried to get loose you "will pay for this flowers we won't rest until" - he was saying before he was cut off
"Wait wait fucking wait! So you mean to tell me that some guys - Naruto was saying before he was cut off
"exs" Ramona said flatly correcting Naruto
"-that you broke up with made some bootleg evil villain league?" Naruto finished not listening to Ramona
"enough of this!" Mathew yelled as he finally got loose and slugged Naruto in the face
Naruto helped his jaw at this and scowled "ok pirate boy you want to do this then let's go!"he yelled as he took a ready stance
Naruto vs Mathew patel…..FIGHT!
Naruto and Matthew stood across from each other the blond teen working the crecks out of his neck as stared unimpressed with his opponent.
"So we gonna stand around all day or are we gonna fight." Naruto said to Matthew befire rushed in throwing the first strike at Naruto only for him to evade every strike he threw his way he caught Matthews next bunch twisting his wrists causing him to bend down receiving a curb stomp from Naruto cracking the ground beneath him.
"Okay pal you lose, so why don't you just go home and forget this happened." Naruto said as he walked away from the fallen evil Ex.
"It's not..over yet..." Matthew groaned as he rose up and glared at Naruto before unleashing streams of fire towards him towards Naruto
Naruto simply held out his hand to block out the flames as they began to rage covering his entire body. Naruto's friends watched on with worry but once the flames died down Naruto was completely fine with only a few mild burns and his clothes singed, Naruto looked at his shirt to see it was still lit on fire, he quickly tore it off revealing his toned muscular chest and six pack abs catching the eyes of every girl watching the fight
"Take it all off!" some of the girl's yelled as they threw some money at Naruto
Kim sighed at this while Knives fell to the ground passed out with a bloody nose
"Okay so you've got some moves, care to try again?" Naruto said
Matthew thrusts his hand sending out more waves of fire but Naruto jumped into the air swiftly evading the attacks at the game before he divebomb towards the Indian boy kicking him across the cheek sending him crashing into a nearby wall as he landed on his feet.
Mathew growled as he held up his arm and pointed in the air and made pillars of flames appear around him
Naruto looked up at the pillars that erupted from the ground he watched as they vanished to reveal punk rock demon girls floating above him. Naruto watched as Matthew emerged from the flames smirking at Naruto as his demons hovered in the air above
"Girls rip him apart!" Matthew ordered
The punk demons flew at Naruto he looked at all directions coming and quickly grabbed on by the neck slamming it into the around hard, he slid over the ground evading another's swipes before flipping to his feet dodging numerous fire balls sent his way, Naruto kicked against the wall rocketing towards them punching one Demon punk girl through the chest causing her to vanish he gripped the others arm as it was about to claw at his head spinning around and around and with one loud cry throws it straight into a shell shocked Matthew her headbutting him in the stomach the pirate hold his stomach and Naruto came rushing in and jump into air and landing spin kick right on the goth jaw knocking him down floor.
" ok enough of this bullshit start fucking talking pirate boy! If there's two things I hate in the world want someone messing with my Ramen and two being put in a loop with no fucking answers!" Naruto yelled as he was really pissed.
"how stupid are you?! I explained it already!" Mathew yelled
"and it's fucking stupid!" Naruto yelled in his face
"the fuck you say?!" Mathew yelled in a rage
" I said it's fucking stupid! You're saying I have beat some ex of Ramona to date her?! What kind of meds are you all on?!" Naruto yelled at his opponent
" i'm on the same dosage I have always been!" Mathew yelled as he fired a fireball at Naruto sending him flying back
" I won't fight for that!" Naruto calmly said as he stopped and lowered his arms showing that he won't fight for something so petty.
Mathew growled at this before he smirked "oh? you don't think Ramona is worth fighting for?" he asked
this got ooooos from the crowd watching the fight
"Hey I didn't say-" Naruto was saying before he was cut off
"hey I'm not judging, your smart for not fighting for a bitch like -urk"!" Mathew was saying before Naruto grabbed him but his neck and held him up making his legs dangle in the air
"well this fight is almost over" Kim said flatly seeing this as she knew when Naruto was at his bullshit limit
Naruto growled at Mathew before he slammed him on the floor and raised his fist and slugged him hard in the face making a crater from the force of his punch
KO!
Ramona's eyes widened in surprise at this display of strength
" yeah when someone pisses off Naruto he stops holding back" Kim stated explaining her ex's tolerance for bullshit.
Naruto walked out of the crater and held some coins in his hand as a score of 1000 showed over him
Naruto counted the money and scoffed "what a gyp not even enough for the bus ride home" he said with a frown
"I'll lend you the 30 cents now let's get out of here" Ramona said with a roll of her eyes
"wait I still have the battle of the-" Naruto was saying before he was cut off
"bro that guy trashed the stage i don't think it's happening tonight" Stephen said with sigh as he pointed at the destroyed stage that was being put out by some people with fire extinguishers
"Ugh my head what happened? Last thing I remember was Naruto ripping of shir- knives was is regaining consciousness and looking and seeing a still shirtless Naruto which caused her to fall over again
"Knives!" Naruto yelled in worry at his friend
"I got her Naruto you just go with Ramona…..and put a damn shirt on" Kim said flatly to Naruto as she caught Knives In her arms
"BOOOOOOO!" All the girls …..and a few guys yelled at Kim who simply flipped them off
Naruto chuckled sheepishly at this as Ramona dragged him away while he grabbed his winter coat
(later on the Bus)
Naruto and Ramona were sitting on the bus together after they left
" So all your exes made an evil league to control your love life?" Naruto said hoping to finally get some answers
"apparently" Ramona said with a sigh
….so this mean I'm your boyfriend? Naruto asked with a smile
"Really dude?" Ramona said with a flat face.
"what?" Naruto asked with a sheepish grin
Ramona smiled at this and she shook her head "you are lucky your cute you idiot "she said to the blonde
"I'm your idiot" Naruto said with a smile
Ramona laughed at this while Naruto smiled at her
" But hey listen Ramona it's your choice if you want to date me or not I'm not going to fight a bunch of freaking guys who got heartbroken because of it. I mean I want to talk to them first before kicking their asses. Naruto said about situation
"Choking out Mathew is talking? Ramona asked with a raised eyebrow
hey! He called you a bitch! Naruto said with a scowl
"Awww thats sweet whiskers." Ramona teased at his Violent but kind statement.
" But anyway if you want to date me that's fine, hell I'll be fine but I don't want to treat you like some prize that's not right. Naruto confirmed with a nod at her
Ramona nodded at this glad that Naruto was not being pushy
she then grasped his hand into hers and laid her head on his shoulder
Naruto paused at this before he smiled "this is nice" he thought glad he was making some progress at least
hey everyone KFbanime87 here
hope you all enjoyed the first chapter of mine and my newest co authors first fic
his name is Messiah of authors
he's new to the writing with a co author scene so we are working on this together
paring will be with just Ramona Kim and Knives
stay safe out there everyone and I hope to see you again with my next update
