Darth Vader, Banjo, Kazooie, the King Pig from Bad Piggies, and Fred Flintstone all never expected to live together due to crimes they never committed. Especially not with a Yellow Pikmin. As such, they had to live in a small apartment building that only had two floors, with the base floor for storage. And just where was this apartment located? Next to the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, of course, with both of them being in the Summit as they had to accommodate costs for the cold related items. Anyway, the apartment tenant was Crazy Hand, because he was forced to find a new hobby after Master Hand scolded him yet again.
"So let me get this straight, how are we able to pass off as Smashers?" Darth Vader asked as he folded his arms together.
"Because I can bend the rules at any time!" Crazy Hand laughed as he then pointed at the lone, yellow colored Pikmin. "That, and he technically qualifies. He's the key to all of this, you know."
"I know just where to stick him..." Kazooie remarked with a smirk.
"KAZOOIE!" Banjo angrily exclaimed as he bonked Kazooie on the head, much to her annoyance.
"...Anyway, with Miis officially being recognized as Smashers, technically all of you can qualify. Since you can be playable and be part of the Fighting Mii Team."
"Well what about me?" King Pig remarked as he bounced. "I'm just a circular shaped pig! What's my excuse?"
Crazy Hand murmured as he moved his fingertips about. "Well... you're kind of an Angry Birds spinoff, and we have a ripoff of that as the new Target Mode..."
"...so I see." King Pig mumbled as he shrugged.
"I don't get it. What sane person would be stoned enough to hit rock bottom and leave someone like you in charge?" Fred Flintstone pointed out as he pointed at Crazy Hand, having been told tales of how insane the crazed sentient glove was.
Crazy Hand laughed himself off at Fred's rock puns as he calmed down, remarking, "Well, being that I'm technically older than all of you, I should know how and when things should be in order! Now, GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Thunder boomed as Crazy Hand had a dark, purple glow around him.
The five non Super Smash Brothers related characters all looked at each other and shrugged as they headed into the apartment, getting a good look at the base first floor as Crazy Hand followed them in, with the yellow Pikmin stumbling around, accidentally firing off some electricity.
"So, what crime were you accused of?" Fred asked Darth Vader.
Darth Vader sighed as he placed his left hand on his forehead. "For stealing some chocolate cookies. I don't even like chocolate."
"Well I got framed for stealing woman's underwear, even though I don't need clothing," Kazooie blurted as she walked in between Darth Vader and Fred.
Banjo rubbed the back of his head with his right hand as he sighed. "I got sued for singing the Donkey Kong rap about myself... even though I recall no such thing..."
"And I got accused for ripping off Family Guy, even though that's a ripoff of a ripoff of me!" Fred exclaimed while raising his arms, folding them afterward. "...Which I'll admit that I'm an animated ripoff of the Honeymooners."
"And I got accused for eating bacon. Like I would eat my own kind!" King Pig scoffed as he bounced about.
The yellow Pikmin simply followed, not being able to talk as the crime he was accused of was for creating the Master Core, even though he had no idea on who that was. When all six of them reached the second floor, they noticed that there were four regular beds, with two small pet shaped beds for King Pig and the yellow Pikmin, all of them glancing at each other as Crazy Hand chuckled, moving his fingertips about.
"This is going to be so much fun...!" Crazy Hand stated gleefully as he began freaking everyone out.
Meanwhile, back at the Smash Mansion, on the rooftop were Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus' Smash Brothers fanfiction regulars Silver The Hedgehog and the gray colored Nintendo robot, the Robotic Operation Buddy, of which it was he that was actually playable in the series. They were talking amongst themselves as they noticed the new apartment, with Silver wearing a blue parka borrowed from Popo due to how cold it was.
"I have the feeling that this is a cheap crossover," R.O.B. stated, not being able to move his mechanical arms due to the freezing temperatures.
Silver nodded in agreement as he was shivering, rubbing his arms together with both of his gloved hands. "I agree... something about this rubs me the wrong way, and it's not just the fact that I'm freezing my tail off..." He then sneezed, with it beginning to snow as the winds were starting to pick up from the northern direction.
