So this one is a step away from Ice Princess, and is simply a parody of the best Disney Cartoon that I've seen, but with the Bubble Guppies. The way I will be doing this is one episode per chapter, so expect a lot of chapters. I don't know if all the guppies will be in this one, but I hope they can be!

This also does contain spoilers for Amphibia if you haven't watched it, so beware!

"Bubble Guppies" and their characters belong with their respective creators and Nick Jr. I write this non-profit.

"Amphibia" and its characters belong to its respective creators and Disney. I write this non-profit

Episode 1, Part 1: Oona or Beast?

We come to a swampy environment at night time, with two dragonflies buzzing across the screen. The screen cuts to a diner called Stumpy's Diner. A blue frog with a hat and one eye closed comes out of the place.

Wally: "Good night you frogs. See you in the morrow….Oi!"

Wally hums and plays his accordion while walking through the forest, when he hears rustling in the forest.

Wally: "Hello?"

No response, when something runs behind him.

Wally: "(gasps) What's that?"

"(gasps) No, no, no, no!" Wally says, screaming into the night.

We come to the town of Wartwood, a town home to frogs big and small, and has shops, stands and homes. A frog family of three pulls up to a store.

Nonny: "Ho, ho. Alright guys, I'm going to do a little shopping, you watch the cart."

Gil: "You got it Nonny. I'll defend this cart with my life!"

Nonny: "Gil, I was talking to Zooli".

Gil: "What? Zooli's a baby."

Zooli: "You're a baby!"

Nonny: "Zooli's got more responsibility in her little flipper, than you have in your entire body."

Gil: "Ridiculous. What makes you think I'm irresponsible?"

Nonny: Oh, gee. Let me think."

Flashbacks

We see Gil and Nonny cooking when the pot erupts.

Gil: "Oops."

Gil rides a cow, worm-like creature through the wall, and they both scream.

Nonny: "Gil, what did I tell you about leaving the lights on?"

Two giant fireflies attack and crash into the house, and everyone inside screams.

Gil: "OK. So yesterday was a bad day."

Nonny: "Mm-hmm. Zooli, make sure Gil stays in the cart. Well, how do you do, Mrs. Jonkins?"

Gil: "(sighs) Wish there was a way to prove I'm not such a goof-up."

Wally then comes in screaming into town, all panicked and terrified.

"Monster! Th-There's a monster in the woods! I seen it. I seen it", he shouts to everyone, causing everyone to rally up.

"Now, simmer down, Wally. Just tell us what you saw", Mayor Toadstool tells him.

Wally: "Oh, it was horrifying. It had a huge head, a weird, stubby bump right in the middle of its face, and a long, purple tail!"

The crowd gasps in horror and shock "Obscene!".

"We better catch this beast before it hurts somebody. Because for Mayor Toadstool, your safety comes first," Toadstool says to everyone, with a banner coming down.

Wally: "Well, it's the responsible thing to do."

"Responsible"

"Responsible"

"Responsible"

Gil: "Zooli, I just had a great idea. I am going to catch that beast and save the town."

Zooli: "Stop right there! Nonny said that you had to stay in the cart."

"You know you can't take me!" Zooli said, flexing her pollywog muscles.

Gil: "(grunts) Oh, oh, Zooli, look. Candy! (blows raspberry)"

"Bribe accepted!" Zooli said as she ate the candy like Pac-Man.

Gil: "Let the monster hunt…begin!"

Zooli: "Don't die!"

Gil wanders through the forest, looking through all areas big and small, while also using his tongue to eat bugs. He also has a slingshot with him. He looks down and gasps in surprise to see a tailprint.

Gil: "Seems like the beast roams these parts. Probably a good place to…Aah!" Gil shouts as he's lifted up by a trap.

"Huh?"

A girl with a purple tail and hair with pigtails comes out of the bush, carrying a wooden spear in her hands, panting in exhaustion.

"Caught ya. Thought you got the best of ol' Oona, eh? Well you didn't" the girl says while chuckling.

Gil: "(gasps) Giant head, purple tail, face bumps. The beast!"

Oona: "Stop following me"

Gil: "I have bad news for you, beast. I taste terrible."

Oona: "Ew. I am not gonna eat you."

Gil: "You tried to eat Wally."

Oona: "I tried to ask "Wally" for help. He ran off screaming the second he saw me."

Gil: "That does sound like Wally."

A loud roar is heard in the distance, with large plants being cut down towards them.

Oona: "It's coming back."

Gil: "What is?"

Oona grabs her spear and runs away.

Gil: "Where are you going?"

The roar gets louder as Gil tries to free himself from the ropes, shouting and grunting as he attempts to cut it. Oona stops and looks back at him, and decides to help him. She cuts the rope and picks him up, running and hiding under a log. A giant bug-like foot passes them, showing it to be a giant, red mantis. They both sigh in relief.

Gil: "You-You saved me. You're not a beast at all. You're a hero. An ugly, ugly, ugly hero."

Oona: "Call me ugly again and maybe I will eat you."

"Ha! You're not gonna eat me," Gil jokingly says. "You got a name, stranger?"

"My name's Oona. Oona Boonchuy."

"I'm Gil Plantar. Put 'er there."

They both shake hands, causing Oona's hand to get all slimy.

"Uh…so, your hand just barfed on my hand." Oona said. Her stomach growls.

Oona: "(sighs) OK, Gil. You got anything to eat?"

"Sure do." Gil says, revealing a bunch of bugs.

"Things that aren't bugs?" Oona disgustedly asks.

"No bugs, eh? Blah" Gil says, having one for himself. "We'll have to hunt around a bit. Come on. Follow me."

Oona: "How do I know I can trust you?"

"What? Does this look like a face that can deceive you?" Gil asks, blinking twice.

"Haha. Yeah, I guess not." Oona says to him.

"Well then come on. Chow time." Gil says, grabbing her arm.

Meanwhile, Nonny comes out of the market with food and groceries. "Huh?"

"Now, when I say "kill," you say "it," Toadstool tells the townspeople.

"Kill"

"It"

"Heh. Another day, another mob," Nonny jokingly says. "Come on, guys, time to-What the–"

Zooli: "I don't have a candy problem! You have a candy problem!"

"Zooli, where's Gil?!" Nonny asked her.

"Uh, something-something monster, something-something woods," Zooli told him.

Wally: "Oh, if your boy went into the woods, he's as good as eaten. That beast will devour everything in its path."

Nonny: "Not on my watch! Hang in there, boy! Nonny's a comin'!"

The rest of the crowd shouts and follows him.

"Harvest the nails for medicinal purposes!" Wally shouts.

Gil dumps down a bunch of mushrooms and sticks for Oona to eat, who tries a stick.

"Hey, this is pretty good." she says.

Gil: "So, first question. What the heck are you, and where did you come from?"

Oona: "I'm a human being, and I come from…another world!" "Either that or this is a dream."

"Wow. Do you know how you got here?" Gil asks her.

"Nope. One minute I was in my world, and the next thing I knew, I was here. I don't know how to get home, or if I even can go home." Oona tells Gil. "So, yup, that's my story. How 'bout you? What were you doing out here in the woods?" Oona asks him.

Gil: "Proving that I'm responsible."

Oona: "Oh, yeah? How?"

Gil: "Uhhhh…"

Wally: "There they are!"

The crowd surrounds them and ties up Oona.

"No! You guys got it all wrong," Gil tries to tell them.

Nonny: "Ha-ha! You caught the monster. Gil, I'm impressed."

Oona: "Dude what the heck? You set me up? I thought we were connecting!"

"No, no, no! This wasn't my plan," Gil tells her.

A loud roar is heard, and a large, green mantis appears in front of everyone.

"Hurry! Everyone! Mantis formation!" Toadstool tells everyone. They all stack up on top of each other to scare off the mantis, which it backs away. They all cheer, only for the larger red one to land right behind them.

Zooli: "Nope. That scared it off."

Nonny: "Yeah, that makes more sense."

The mantis destroys the formation and chases everyone. Gil uses this to free Oona.

"What is this? Another trick?" Oona asks him.

"I'll distract that thing. You get out of here," Gil tells her as he runs towards the mantis, throwing a rock at it.

"Hey! Ha-ha! Oops."

Before he could be crushed, he sees Oona holding up the mantis claw, with her eyes barely glowing for a split second.

"Do something!" she tells Gil.

Gil: "Oh, right. On it. Here we go."

Gil uses the rope to wrap it around the mantis, and he and Oona pull it to tie the mantis up and pull it down for good, and everyone cheers in success.

"We did it!" they both shout.

Oona: "Up top". Gil high-fives her with his tongue. "Oh, boy. That's gross."

"Well, now that that's settled, what the heck are we going to do with this thing?" Toadstool asks. "Maybe we oughta run it out of town just to be safe. Let it be someone else's problem." The crowd runs at Oona, but Gil gets in their way.

"Stop right there! She's not a monster. She's just lost and needs our help. We should take care of her," Gil tells everyone. Oona smiles at him.

"Are you crazy?"

"Yeah. What if it goes nutty tomorrow and starts eating people?"

Oona: "Not gonna happen, buddy."

Nonny: "Don't worry yourselves silly. I'll keep an eye on 'em, both of 'em."

"Hmm. Have it your way, Nonny Plantar, but I don't like it," Toadstool tells him. "All right, boys. Pack it in." The crowd angrily walks away.

"Looks like I'm back to causing trouble for the family again, huh?" Gil sadly asks.

"Trouble? Gil, standing up to that angry mob to help this creature out was some of the bravest and most responsible stuff I've ever seen," Nonny tells him.

Zooli: That was pretty cool, Gil. It was also really dumb!"

Nonny: Yes, really, really dumb."

Gil: "(gasps) You think I'm responsible?"

Nonny: "Well, yes, I mean just this one time."

Gil: " Yes! Whoo-hoo!"

Nonny: "Well, don't get carried away."

Oona: "Welp, this has been great. But just give me a map. I gotta find my way out of this kooky place."

Nonny: "Oh, a map won't be enough. This valley is surrounded by mountains that are impenetrable this time of year."

Gil: "It should clear up in a couple of months."

"But until then, you try to cross those mountains–"

Zooli: You will die."

Oona: "Are you telling me I'm stuck in this crazy place for two months? Where am I gonna stay?"

We go to the Plantar family house, where Oona is in the basement with a mattress.

Nonny: "Alrighty! Kitchen's upstairs. Breakfast at sunrise, sharp."

Oona: OK. Thanks, dude." She sets up her bed when Gil comes.

"Hey! Gettin' comfy?" "Brought some toys to keep you company. I'm too old for these. Oh, except for this one. Oh, and this one. Oops. This one too. Sorry. This one as well." Oona happily smiles at him. "I'm glad you're living with us, monster," Gil says to Oona.

"Yeah, me too, weird little frog boy." she replies back.

Gil: OK. Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Seriously, they can drain a body in seconds."

Oona sits down and pulls a box out of her bag. The box looks like a music box with pictures of frogs and three grey gems.

"Come on, come on" Oona says before opening the box, but nothing happens. "(sighs) Looks like I'm gonna be here for a while.


Author's Notes

And that's the end of Part one of Episode One! Next chapter will cover the second half of the episode, Best Fronds! As you can see, I have chosen some interesting choices for the characters. I will update this list with reasons why as more get introduced.

Oona is Anne because for one, they both represent kindness, and would get along if they met, and two, are both similar in personality. They're both also Asian-American, so they're perfect for each other.

Gil is Sprig because they're both courageous and brave, yet also naive and easily scared. A perfect match.

Zooli is Polly because the other girls are the Calamity Trio, and Polly is a girl. They also would have similar attitudes too.

Nonny being Hop Pop was a hard one. I know you might've done Mr. Grouper or Grumpfish as Hop Pop, but I already have them planned for two other characters, so Nonny was the only other choice.

That's all for now, come back soon for Part 2 of Episode 1!