Hi, I'm back! Remember me? No? Okay... My crazy self has been cooped up in my house for who knows how long in order to make a strange yet somehow good crossover. Leave reviews! It'd be much appreciated! Tells me you actually care, heh. Anyway, enjoy what I have to offer once more.


"So, we're-a back."

Mario and Peach have safely arrived back at the Mushroom Kingdom after Bowser's defeat on the Moon. Indeed, it was their greatest "odyssey" to date. A lot of unique characters and locations and so much hats to explore!

The hat, seemingly having eyes, known as Cappy, then spoke up. "By the way, Mario! I have something for you!" He went back inside the Odyssey, their flying-hat-ship and pulled out a spare Mario hat, with the signature 'M' logo. "I can't stay here that much, so I hope you'll forgive me, but here's your classic hat! You're not YOU without it, Mario! But may we cross paths again."

"Thank you. Cappy. I-a never thought you'd be one of my best buds." He gave Cappy a soft hug. "Of course! I'd-a even visit you if I wanted! Hah hah!" Mario joked around. But it may not have been a joke. Mario was known to keep a promise, especially to his best friends. He gave Cappy and Tiara a wave as they both flew off back to their homeland, Cap Kingdom. Mario then turned to Princess Peach. He still remembered her rejection to his proposal on the Moon Kingdom, but wanted to keep his respects to the princess. "So, eh heh.. Should we head inside-a and take a break?"

Princess Peach obliged and went for her castle. Mario, instead, stayed back for a bit, as he noticed some peculiar balloons and a VERY familiar man in green.

"Luigi?"

The tall green man turned and waved at his big bro. "Mario! Hey! Great news! I have come up with this system called Balloon World! You wanna try? All you need is an inte-"

"Woah! Slow down-a there, bro!" Mario halted him. "Where even-a were you?"

Luigi hesitated to give a reply but he spoke. "Well, you see, eh heh, ever since that Megabug came in, I had time to use these balloons to clean up the mess in-a the Corrupted Mushroom Kingdom!"

As if Bonechill himself answered, there was a loud shriek at the castle. "WHAT IS SHE DOING BACK HERE?!" a voice came from a distressed damsel. Mario simply nodded at Luigi and Luigi did the same. Luigi took off his balloons and ran with his brother to the castle.


"Grrrmph..." A certain dragon king at the Moon growled after being deserted. "I hate that Mario." He stomped back towards Ever-After Hill. "I'll get him, no matter how hard I try." He stopped when he noticed a bright light emitting from the very deep caves. Curiosity got the better of him and he took cautious steps into the cave. He wasn't cautious enough as he fell face-first onto the ground. He got up and saw a strange crystal sitting right there.

"Do you wish to be powerful?"

"Powerful enough for your nightmares to go away?"

"Who-"

"Powerful enough to make your enemies kneel before you?"

"A rightful king would do so."

"Who ARE you?"

"I am but a phantom of who I once was."

"Touch this crystal. It is called Camael."

"Even enough to defeat Mario?"

"Perhaps, if you use it well."

Bowser slowly reached out for the crystal and touched it. He growled in pain as the crystal got absorbed into Bowser. "Grah! What is this?!" It eventually stopped.

"Bowser, you now possess Spirit power, mainly, fire. Your codename...

Efreet."

"You can now fly without aid of wings or the such. Go, destroy the Mushroom Kingdom as well as Mario."

"BraghHAHA! This is excellent! I'll finally rule the Mushroom Kingdom at last!" He went into his shell and rolled around, eventually FLYING and leaving a fire trail as his shell was now on fire. He made an exit by easily bashing a hole in a wall. He makes his way back to Earth like a meteor.


"How's it going, Me?"

"I just got reports of Me, the dragon has touched Camael's Sephira Crystal."

"That isn't good, Me. We still need his power to go back in time."

A bunch of peculiar characters who all look alike were talking amongst themselves, all sporting gothic lolita dresses, and their hair was unmatched twin tails.

"If he has touched the crystals, then the vortex is bound to open."

"Then the likes of Me will have to deal with the fat one AND him."

"Indeed, I should just eat him alive."

"As expected of Me."

They all giggled in union.


Mario ran to the castle with Luigi speeding in front of him into the castle. Mario stopped and looked up and saw a certain green dinosaur. "Hey! Yoshi!"

Yoshi waved back at him and landed on the castle bridge. "Yoshi, Yoshi!" Of course, Yoshi still can't speak proper English.

"So, I have an idea! Why don't you come with-a us to the castle to investigate what got the princess to peak!" Yoshi nodded in agreement, as they both went into the castle.


At the castle, Peach was pointing at the throne, in which a certain bunny cosplaying as her was sitting on the throne.

Indeed, ever since the Megabug incident, Mario allowed the Rabbids to stay within the Mushroom Kingdom, as their Washing Machine was doomed to forever be broken.

"Rabbid Peach, ugh..." Mario facepalmed.

"Bwah! Bwah! BWAHBWAH!" Rabbid Peach seemed to refuse when the Toad Guards told her to get off the throne. They eventually picked her up and threw her onto the ground.

SLAM! The impact shook the Earth itself!

"Huh... That was a pretty rough landing for a tiny Rabbid." Luigi remarked.

"Iiiiii don't think-a that was a Rabbid, Luigi..." Mario replied, as he stepped outside the castle. "...HUH...?"

When he looked outside, everything was not how it was 5 minutes ago. Everything was on fire.

The town.

The houses.

The castle.

The fire.

The grass.

EVERYTHING...

...burned to ash.

"What... happened..."

Luigi followed from behind Mario along with Peach, Yoshi & Rabbid Peach.

"M-Mario? Everything's... burning!" Luigi quivered. Mario wanted to give Luigi a 'YOU THINK?' speech, but this was more serious than anything they have ever dealt with.

"Who... Could have done this..." Mario looked around, and saw a giant flaming ball in the sky heading directly for him. Everyone was sent far back, but Mario was sent not as far back. He could recognise the figure from anywhere.

"Bwahahahaha! Welcome back, mortal enemy!"

And that voice. It had to be Mario's worst enemy of all time. No denying it. "Bowser." Mario simply called out. And out he emerged, still having his same sinister look as always. He smirked and looked at Mario.

"It's my brand new invasion, and you're the guest! Like what I did? I think this fire settles our mood wonderfully."


"BOWSER! WHAT HAVE YOU-A DONE?!" Mario yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Do you enjoy it? While you DITCHED me on the Moon, I had to go get some newfound powers with this crystal thingy!"

"Crystal... thingy?" Luigi spoke up from behind.

"Indeed, while you were out PARTYING, I gain the powers of a god! Bwahahaha!" Bowser laughed maniacally.

"You've gone-a insane, Bowser." Mario clenched his fist.

"Have I? HAVE I?! I think I've just had enough of you crushing me under the sole of your foot so many times! I have had enough of you stomping on my CHILDREN! My son! Kamek! All of them! You think I'm just going to STAND THERE as you tarnish my kingdom?" Bowser rambled, while Mario lowered his eyebrows more and more. "Well you are wrong! Dead wrong! You've been wrong all this time! I'm a KING! You're a HERO! Heroes should bow down to kings! Thanks to Camael here!"

Bowser only had to say the word Camael for a barrage of flames to form together, forming an axe. Mario stood in shock of an axe. The last time he used an axe was-

"You used an axe to kill me. Now I'll use an axe to kill you. Isn't it strange how the cycle starts all over again with the receiving person now getting the pain?"

Mario stood back in shock. Bowser never had that kind of morbid obsession with KILLING Mario. He then noticed Bowser's eyes going pure red. He went crazy. He always does go crazy.

"In that-a case..." Mario pointed his finger. "I challenge YOU to a fight, Bowser!"

"Challenging me?" Bowser chuckled. "That's a first. Alright, I challenge YOU!" He also pointed his finger. "This will be a duel of the ages! Let the fun BEGIN! Bwahahahahaha!"


A boy with slightly less harsh of a blue was yawning and walking downstairs after being forcefully woken up by his sister. 6 in the morning, why did she have to wake him up at that time? That's a cruel time to wake up, even for school. This blue-haired man was named Shido Itsuka. He lived in Japan, so it made sense for him to have a slightly weird name. He sleepily opened the door and found an usual table as an act of a barricade. He knew what this was. It was his sister, whom was sporting duel coral-colored twintails. Also known as Kotori Itsuka.

Shido had the most brilliant (in his mind) idea. He got into a crawling position, and hastily made his way to behind the table.

"RAAAAAAGH!" He lept out like a monster at her!

"A-aaaaaaah!" She ran and ran straight into a wall, backing up against it and frantically looking for an exit. When she shivered in place, Shido spoke.

"Calm down, it's only me!"

"A-are you sure?"

He raised his hands and spoke as if speaking to an alien. "Yes, I am very much good friend to you. Yes. I Kotori big brother."

She breathed a sigh of relief, before opening her eyes and laughing nervously.

"A large Spacial Quake was recorded early this morning near the center of Tengu Square. There was only slight damage, and no casualties among residents of the area. Investigations continue as to the cause of the spacial quakes.."

"Again? Sounded close too..." Shido spoke when cooking dinner.

"It was..." Kotori simply stared at the TV screen.

Spacial quakes. Worldwide catastrophal phenomenons. For a brief moment, the sky goes twisted and from it comes a massive explosion. A few months ago it completely flattened an area near the Itsuka residence. Since then, spacial quakes have been popping up more than Five Nights at Freddy's games.

Shido thought this while cooking and turned back to Kotori. "It's strange. There has been a lot lately."

She muffled, indicating she had something in her mouth. "You're telling me."

"This is happening earlier than planned..." She stared at the TV and the space quake accident.

Shido realised what was going on!

...She was eating sweets before breakfast!

"HOLD IT! NO SWEETS!"

She gasped as her mouth disconnected from the Chupa Chup (not sponsored by the way) and she immediately ducked it back in her mouth and refused to take it out from an assaulting Shido. Despite his efforts, he could not get the candy away from her.

He sighed in defeat. "Just make sure you eat breakfast, okay?"

She winked innocently. "Okay, bro, love you!"

Shido looked at the calendar and noticed a very special day; a day to request any lunch you want. "Oh, hey, got any requests for lunch?"

Kotori's eyes sparked up as she imagined every deluxe plate imaginable. "Oh YEAH! Deluxe Kids Plate for MEEEEE!"

Shido got back into "roleplay" mode. "Uh, that's from a diner. We don't serve that dish at this restaurant."

She, of course, was immensely disappointed.

"Oh come on, please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?" She clasped her hands together and smiled. "It's yummy!"

Shido bit into his toast in defeat once more.

"Fine."


"Well, here we go!" Mario threw a punch at Bowser, and he steps back, predictable, as it was just a simple punch.

"A punch? Really? That is pathetic for someone like you." He swung his axe, sending a wave of flames in Mario's direction. He laughed as Mario tried to dodge it, but he got knocked aside by Bowser's strength himself.

"MARIO!" Luigi called out. They all angrily stared at Bowser and pulled out their weapons.

Luigi, his Poltergust.

Peach, her frying pan.

Yoshi, his eggs,

And Rabbid Peach, her Blaster.

"Alright, you fools. Time to take out the trash." Bowser aimed his axe at the surviving members and charged. He first aimed at Luigi, who luckily dodged the axe slice. "Why don't you just run home to Mario while you're still able?"

"Because, Bowser! I'm not as cowardly as you think! I'd do ANYTHING for my big bro! Do you even KNOW how sad it is to lose him when I do?! I don't think you want to know so stop pushing me!"

Meanwhile, Rabbid Peach had shot a blast at Bowser's back, in which he deflected it with his shell.

"Your bro will die either way, Luigi."

Luigi gasped. Bowser was never this brutal. Even Luigi knew that Bowser had gone insane. Bowser managed to zone Luigi out with that sentence, and elbowed him out of the way. Next up came Yoshi, who growled at Bowser and threw eggs at him. Bowser fried them with his fire breath and axe. "I always didn't like you, Yoshi. Even as a baby." He knocked Yoshi back with his axe.

"Alright, who's up next? Definitely not you, Peach. I can kidnap you in more ways than one."

All the fallen heroes looked at Bowser in defeat, then at Mario. Luigi noticed a ? Block and hit it, revealing a Cape Feather. "Mario!" He yelled at the fallen Mario. "Catch this!" He tossed the feather at Mario, and it eventually landed on him.

Mario suddenly got all his energy back, and now sports an (admittingly) awesome cape. He stared at Bowser with fury in his eyes. "Alright, Bowser, you've had fun with your toy."

"Fun's-a over!"


Well, my crazy self actually thinks this crossover will work, because you can stick this fat plumber in any scenario and he seems to somehow work. A few of you observant folk might recognise Shido and Kotori's section from somewhere. Indeed, I have copy-pasted that from Date A Parr because that story is a flop. This one is sure to be better. I know it. Anywho, I'm uploading all the arc's at once! This is just the Tohka arc and Mario and friends haven't even GOTTEN to the DaL universe yet! Boy, this will be a long story...

Signing out now! Later!