Parents & Children list :
Stan Marsh & Wendy Testaburger: Stanley Marsh Jr.
Kyle Broflovski & Bebe Stevens: Jacob Broflovski
Eric Cartman & Nobody :
Herman cartman( Fostor son)
Daniel Tanner & Annie knitts: Dani Tanner
Tweek Tweak & Millie Larsen: Patty And Alfred Tweak
Clyde Donovan & Heidi Turner: Nancy Donovan
Kevin Stoley & Red McArthur: Bertha Stoley
Jason White & Theresa :
Claudia White
Damien Thorn & Isla: Theodora Thorn
(New South park, Marsh Residence)
Stan Marsh Jr, or Stanley, sat in his bedroom with his friends Jacob Broflovski, Dani Tanner, and Herman Cartman.
The boys were in their Pajamas, and the only light in the room came from Stanley's phone.
"And then the werecrocodile slowly stepped out of the swamp and looked over his fresh kill. He licked his jaws in anticipation; he opened his mouth and was about to feast, but just as his jaws were about to bite down, he heard a blood-curdling howl then, before he could do anything, he was cut to pieces by an Alpha Werewolf!
A millisecond after Stanley said this, Jacob, Dani, and Herman heard a loud bark, and the three boys huddled together in fear.
"It's the Alpha Werewolf; he's come from hell to eat us!" Dani said fearfully.
Stanley then began to point and laugh at his three friends.
"O my God, you guys look like such piss Babies right now," Stanley said as he tried unsuccessfully to Hold in his laughter.
"Stanley, why aren't you scared?" Jacob asked his best friend.
"Because it wasn't a werewolf that made that sound, it was Sparky."
The three fearful boys turned around and saw Stanley's elderly Dog, sparkly walk into the bedroom and rested in Stanley's Lap.
"You're a Dick, Stanley," Herman said.
"Not the worst thing I have been called," Stanley said as he rubbed sparky behind the ears.
"What are you boys doing in here?" Stanley's Mother, Wendy Testaburger Marsh, asked as she opened the bedroom door.
"Nothing, mom. We're just telling scary stories." Stanley said.
Wendy yawned before answering.
"Well, enough of that, it's time for you Boys to go to sleep."
"Aw, c'mon, mom. Can't we stay up a little bit longer?"
"No way, Jr. You boys are still eight years old, and eight-year-olds need as much sleep as you can get," Wendy said before signaling for Sparky to follow her out of the room.
The old Dog followed wendy out of the room while Jacob, Dani, and Herman acted as they were about to sleep. They didn't get back out of their sleeping bags until wendy closed the door.
"Ok, now that my mom's gone, we can get back to business," Stanley said.
"Jacob, do you have your dad's map?"
The curly blond boy pulled out a map and handed it to his best friend.
The four boys then got on Stanley's bed and looked at the map of magical items their dads had found and used over the years.
"What should we look for, first?" Jacob asked.
"Let's find out where that whole food floated off to all those years ago," Herman said.
"No, we should find out where Manbearpig is buried. Do you guys know how much some people would pay for his claws or head?" Dani suggested.
"How are we going to be able to sell his head or claws?" Jacob asked.
"It's simple; we take some of Stanley's dad's tools, find the corpse, and saw the head and Claws off."
"That still doesn't explain how we're going to sell his head and claws," Herman said.
"My mom and dad talk about how there are all sorts of creeps on craigslist who'll want to buy stuff like that," Dani replied.
"Let's think of something else," Stanley said.
"Why?"
"Because I don't want our parents to be watching the midnight news and see our pictures, then it has over them saying four eight-year-old boys murdered during botched craigslist deal. Let's look at some of the other stuff."
"Hey, what about this?" Jacob asked.
Jacob pointed to a small drawing of a stovetop hat.
"Why do you wanna look for that?" Herman asked.
"It's a magical hat, Dude. Haven't you ever watched that old Christmas special about the snowman coming to life?"
Stanley and Herman shook their heads, but Dani then thought of something and snapped his fingers.
"Oh, are you are talking about that sad and creepy Michael Keaton movie where he's dead but comes back to life as a snowman to watch his son's hockey game?"
Now everyone stared at Dani.
"No, what movie are you talking about?" Jacob asked.
Dani thought to himself for a moment but couldn't remember.
"I can't remember," Dani replied.
"Anyway, I like Jacob's idea about looking for the magic hat," Stanley said.
"It should be effortless since it's buried somewhere in my parent's backyard," Jacob said.
"Won't your parents get pissed when they see we're digging up their backyard?" Herman asked.
"They won't even be home; my dad is doing surgery all day, and my mom is going to be at a business meeting. We will have the entire day to ourselves."
"All right, let's do it," Stanley said.
(Tweak Residents)
Patty Tweak, along with her friends, Nancy Donovan, Theodora Thorn, Bertha Stoley, and Claudia White, were having their sleepover. The girls were watching an old Romantic Werewolf movie.
"I can't control myself anymore. Goodbye forever, Eliza."
The Black-haired man then kissed Eliza lovingly before jumping out the window.
Eliza looked out the window and watched as the man she loved transformed into a werewolf before landing on the ground and running into the nearby woods.
As the credits began to roll, the girls started to talk amongst themselves.
"That movie was so Dumb," Bertha said.
"Bertha, you don't like any movie unless a science fiction movie," Claudia said.
"I thought it was sweet, though I have to say I didn't care for the film's anti-Christian values," Theodora said.
Bertha and Claudia both put the heads in their hands.
"Theodora, you know you, my Bff forever, but can we please have one night without you being so over religious?" Claudia asked.
"You'll all learn I was right when bowels of hell flow freely, and you're bodies are eaten like fast food by Satan's demon hordes," Theodora said.
"Well, until then, we can pass the time by talking about something exciting."
" Like what?" Nancy asked.
"The Boys we like," Claudia said mischievously.
Patty and Nancy blushed.
"Maybe we can talk about something else, instead," Patty said nervously.
"No, I like what Claudia suggested," Bertha said.
"Who should we talk about first?" Theadora asked.
Claudia looked over at Patty and Nancy.
"Ok, you two will go first, and don't skip any details; we want to hear all of it. Patty, go."
Patty's face turned bright red as everyone looked at her. She looked to her best friend Nancy, who only shrugged.
"C'mon, patty, spill it," Claudia said.
"Ya, we know you've had a crush on Stanley Marsh since Pre-school, and we also know you kissed him last thanksgiving," Bertha said.
"What have you two been up to since then?" Theodora asked.
"Well…we-"
Patty was then cut off when her twin brother, Alfred, opened the door.
"Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep." Alfred Tweak said while shaking and jittering like his father used to.
Patty and Alfred Both resembled their mother Millie Larsen, the only difference being that Patty had her father's lemon blond hair but styled it into the same pigtails her mother had when she was young. Alfred had his mother's strawberry blonde hair color, but it was spikey like his father's had been.
"How about instead you bring that Beautifully sculpted ass of yours and sit right here," Claudia said; she padded the empty area next to her.
Patty then threw a pillow at her friend!
"Claudia, for goodness sake, leave my brother alone!" Patty said.
"Patty, you can't have a sexy cutie pie like Alfred as a brother and not expect boy eaters like me not to want to take a bite," Claudia said before another pillow was thrown at her face!
Patty then got off her bed and walked out of her room. She then closed the door so no one could hear them.
"Thanks for saving me, Alfred; you came in the nick of time. How did you know to come in the right at that very moment?" Patty asked her brother.
"I could hear you guys over in the next room, and I could tell you didn't really wanna talk about your boyfriend. Why didn't you want to talk about him anyway? Before last Thanksgiving, you used to always gush over him whenever you saw him in school?"
Patty blushed as he said this.
"Look, my relationship status is nobody's business," Patty replied.
"So that is what you're going to tell me?" Alfred asked disbelievingly.
Patty sighed. No matter how hard she tried, she could not keep a secret from her twin brother.
"Ever since you know my kiss with Stanley last Thanksgiving, he hasn't contacted me or anything.
I thought after that one beautiful moment we had that we would be officially boyfriend and girlfriend, but he's shown no interest in doing any of the usual boyfriend/girlfriend stuff."
"Well, how is it going for Nancy? Didn't she and Jacob have a similar moment the same day?"
"Yes, but they're different. Unlike Stanley, Jacob and Nancy can't seem to stay away from each other. Nancy is constantly talking to Jacob on her phone; I hear them calling each other the usual couple stuff like Kissy face or my Darling, and meanwhile, im stuck in a relationship, which im not even sure is mutual at this point."
"Well, you could talk him about it. The siege of Madrid memorial dance is this weekend; you could ask him to be your date, and then when your there, you could talk to him about your relationship."
"That's not a bad idea, Alfred. Thanks."
"No prob sis, im always here for you. "
Alfred then began to walk back to his room.
Patty wished her brother had friends to hang out with as she did; he always seemed so lonely. Whenever he tried to make friends with other kids at school, it never worked out because the other kids thought he was weird or trying too hard. He seemed to make friends once, but patty put a stop to that friendship when she found out that thos kids were using him as their erred boy, just like Nancy's dad Clyde and His friend Token had treated her father when he was a kid.
The door opened again, and Nancy stuck her head out.
"Patty, your going to wanna hear this," Nancy said.
Patty re-entered her room and saw her girlfriends giggling at each other.
"So, what did I miss?" Patty asked as she and Nancy sat atop her bed.
"We came up with an excellent idea for the Seige of Madrid memorial Dance," Bertha said.
"Which is?"
"Since the dance is the day after tomorrow and we don't have dates for it, we're going to corner Stanley's little crew and force them to be our dates," Bertha said
"Wait, what?"
"Yep, it's an unwritten rule at school that if a girl asks a boy first, he cannot say no.
I'll ask Dani; You will ask Stanley, Nancy will ask Jacob, Theadora will ask Herman and-"
"Wait, but that's only four boys total; who'll Claudia go with?"
"Oh, don't worry about me, Patty. Before I leave your house im going to ask that hot Biscuit brother of yours to the dance." Claudia said.
Nancy threw another pillow at Claudia.
"Next B to throw a pillow at me is going to get it!" Claudia shouted.
"Bring it on, Rich girl! I'll show you how the other half kicks your ass!"
"Kock it off, both of you!" Patty shouted.
Nancy and Claudia both stopped fighting and sat back down.
Patty took a deep breath, pinched the bridge of her nose then sat back down.
When she opened her eyes, she looked upon Claudia with a look of anger.
"Claudia, my brother is off-limits, end of Discussion! You can find someone else to be your date."
"But-"
"Did you not hear her? She said end of Discussion!" Nancy said.
"You don't have to go take your anger out on me, patty. I don't believe that it's my fault; Stanley Marsh doesn't want to be your Boyfriend." Claudia said.
Nancy, Bertha, and Theodora looked at patty and noticed the unbridled rage in their friend's face.
Claudia immediately regretted what she said. She wanted to apologize, but before she could say a word, patty handed her phone to her.
"Call your parents so they can pick you up, then get out."
"Patty, im so sorry. I didn't mean to say that."
"Call them, then get out."
(Ten minutes later)
Patty watched as Claudia got into her father's Mercedes. Before closing the door, Claudia looked up at patty pleadingly and mouthed:im sorry.
Patty looked down at Claudia from her bedroom window then turned around.
Claudia put her head down and got in her father's car before it drove away.
To be continued
