THIS IS A REPOST!
"My name is Izuku Midoriya and My Quirk is called Plot Armor!" He said to the towering figure in front of him known as All-Might. The two of them were talking at a cafe after Midoriya had saved Bakugo from the sludge monster. "Scientifically speaking, when I am threatened, a massive amount of dark matter is released around my body, causing a fluctuation in the nearby laws of nature."
"AH YES, DARK MATTER!" All-Might declared in his usual dramatic tone as he put his hand to his chin. "Just to make sure that we're on the same page—NOT THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND—HAHA!" He leaned forward. "What exactly is dark matter, Young Midoriya?"
"Oh well, dark matter is a term used by scientists to explain unnatural events, even now with the existence of Quirks. The Dark Matter released by my body can behave strangely… even at times, I can't control it."
"That does explain the unicorns that put out the fire made by Young Bakugo… But why are you telling me this?"
"I-I–uh–I would like–I want to become a hero, All-Might, sir!"
"I mean, I don't see why not. Your quirk is practically magic, Young Midoriya. That sludge villain didn't just turn into glitter for no reason."
"That's true."
