Chapter 1: God never saw that loophole
Follow Y/n, as he repeatedly breaks down the lore so much that even the gods have no idea what to do. Now please enjoy this as I try to catch a fly.
3rd Person POV
"So lemme get this straight," A young teen said as he sips some tea that was on a table, "I died by a truck." He finished. This is our protagonist, Y/n.
"Well, yes," confirmed the old man with a long beard. "A truck has smashed into your apartment and you have been killed by the falling wreckage." And this is God. An all powerful deity. "And for your troubles I give you three wishes, only limit is that you can't wish for more wishes, or go back to your own world." God added.
Y/n finishes his tea, and stared at him in the eye. "What do you want?" He asked.
God merely smiled and replied with, "Why would I want anything? After all I'm just giving you gift to compensate for your unfortunate death."
Y/n narrowed his eyes. "You know, I might believe you if I was a moron, so what do you really want?"
God just smirked, "You already know, don't you, Y/n."
Our protagonist sighs. "Yes, I do, you want entertainment, don't you."
He kept smirking and clapped, "Bravo Bravo, Y/n as expected from the youngest millionaire, although I never expected you to hide from people who wanted to kill you in an apartment."
Y/n just replied, "They never expect a billionaire to live in one." He sat up and asked, "And what do you mean 'wishes' ?"
God said, "You have 3 wishes, can wish for anything, but only get those three from me and you can't wish to go back home."
Y/n smirked, "Well first, I wish for no drawbacks or consequences every wish I say, secondly, I wish for a book with infinite pages that will grant every wish I write in it."
God who was sipping some tea at that moment, did what we all know as a spit take. "W-wait that's illegal."
Y/n's smirk widened, "You said I can't wish for more wishes, but you didn't say that I can make something that can grant wishes."
God sighed, "Very well, now what's your final wish from me.
Y/n told him his last wish, which is to be reincarnated into the RWBY world at four years old as a wolf faunus, 13 years before canon starts. Saying that it should give him time to train until shit starts going down. Ten seconds later and he is writing in his new Overpowered book in a black void.
Y/n POV
'Let's see, reincarnated has a wolf faunus gives me enhanced senses so why not enhance the enhancer? I'm gonna be so Overpowered. The super shotgun and a S 500 Magnum with unlimited ammo cause why not, and Riptide from Percy Jackson just in case. Oh wait, I should probably get some food and money. Hopefully I don't fuck up canon too much. Oh, and my music collection so I don't get bored. Maybe I should get an enchanted Uno deck just for fun. Yeah I should do that- wait, what was that light coming towards me? I guess it is the portal. Anyway time to go through I gue- WHY AM I IN THE SKY!!!'
"AAAAHHH FUCK YOU GOD!!!" I shout as I fall on my head. "Oww, OK where am I..." I say as I meet a huntresses gaze, but the one thing that catches my eye is her silver eyes...
CLIFFHANGER!!!
ANYWAY REVIEWS PLEASE, and I don't really care bout flames so bring them along!!!
