Hope you're all excited! Because it's time for Season Two of DC Superhero Girls and Aura Guardian! I hope you'll enjoy it and many more to come! And now, on with the story!
*I DON'T OWN POKÉMON OR DC SUPERHERO GIRLS!*
A few months have passed, and everything seemed to going great for Ash! He had unlocked the ultimate power of the a Aura of Heroism, and faced many great evils in the past! He was living the life of a superhero! One night, at the Metropolis jewelry store, there seemed to have been a break-in.
[alarm ringing]
Officer #1: [whistles] Whoever did this sure made off with a bundle.
Officer #2: Hmm.
Officer #1: Well, I'm stumped. Froyo?
After they left, Batgirl, Aura Guardian, and Bumblebee came through the skylight, and they seemed to be investigating the crime.
Batgirl: The police don't realize this isn't your run-of-the-mill jewel thief. A master criminal is at work here.
Swoobat: SWOOBAT!
Aura Guardian: Master criminal?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Lucario: MRAH?
Bumblebee: What makes you say that?
Batgirl: [takes out a flashlight] Call it a hunch. [turns the flashlight on]
Then, she directed the ultraviolet lights towards the wall, revealing a bunch of green question marks!
Batgirl: [gasps]
Aura Guardian: Whoa! Green question marks! Must've been made in invisible ink!
Pikachu: PIKA?!
Batgirl: I knew it! The Riddler!
Aura Guardian: The Riddler? Who's that?
Pikachu: PIKACHU?
Batgirl: One of Gotham's most devious villains! Here, in Metropolis! And you know what that means?
Bumblebee: Our city's going down the tube?
Batgirl: Batman won't be far behind!
Swoobat: [excited] SWOOBAT!
Aura Guardian: [gasps] [eyes sparkle] Batman?!
Pikachu: [eyes sparkle] PIKA?!
Aura Guardian: That's awesome!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKACHU!
Batgirl: I know, right?
She then turned to the clue left behind by the Gotham thief.
Batgirl: Aha! The Riddler's MO is to leave a riddle that gives clues to his next crime.
Bumblebee: What kind of master criminal leaves clues to help stop his next crime?
Aura Guardian: Apparently this guy! What's the riddle say, Batgirl?
Batgirl: Hmm. What is always on its way here, but never arrives?
Aura Guardian: [sweat drops] That's a very silly riddle!
Pikachu: PIKA?
Lucario: MRAH?
Batgirl: Hmm. The answer is "Tomorrow!" [gasps] It's so obvious! The Riddler's planning to steal the prototype of a thera-magnetic wave generator from Metropolis Museum's World of Tomorrow science exhibit!
Aura Guardian: Wow!
Bumblebee: You got all that from one riddle?
Ribombee: BOM BOM?
Batgirl: [takes out a book] It's all here in Batman's book. You Got All That From One Riddle?: Cracking The Code of a Criminal Mind.
Bumblebee: Hmm.
Batgirl: Ooh, this is perfect! Once I single handedly catch the Riddler, Batman will be sure to notice me!
Swoobat: [being the Bat Wonder] SWOOBAT BAT!
Batgirl: And with my trusty Pokémon sidekick by my side, it'll be even better! [wraps an arm around Aura Guardian] And he'll be even more impressed when he sees us working together to catch the Riddler!
Aura Guardian: [raises his fist] Yeah!
Meanwhile, at the Metropolis Museum…
[glass breaks]
[alarm ringing]
Riddler: Riddle me this: which criminal genius will make bank with this baby on the black market? Me!
Suddenly, a Batarang and golden Aura Sphere were hurled at him, as a shadow of a bat was overcasted!
Riddler: What the- No, no! Not you! This is why I left Gotham! [runs] [panting]
The shadowy then tied a rope around his legs to prevent him from escaping, while the other figure attached a pair of handcuffs.
Riddler: [whimpering]
And out from the darkness stepped Batgirl with her cape raised near her face like Batman.
Riddler: Hey, y-you're not B-Batman!
He then took notice of Aura Guardian as his eyes widened!
Riddler: Oh no! You're Aura Guardian!
Aura Guardian: That's right! So prepare for trouble!
Batgirl: [indistinct bat grunting]
Aura Guardian: Huh?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Riddler: Uh. Wait… What did you say?
Batgirl: [firmer bat grunting]
Riddler: I'm sorry. One more time?
Aura Guardian: Speak normally, Batgirl!
Batgirl: Ugh! I said "Time's up, Riddler!"
Another rope then wrapped itself around the Riddler!
Batgirl: [gasps] Batman?
Aura Guardian: Could it be?
Turns out, it was just his egoist sidekick, Robin.
Aura Guardian: Ugh! Not him!
Robin: And that's how Robin caught the Riddler!
Batgirl: You? We caught the Riddler!
Robin: That's not how the rope tells it, sister!
When he saw Aura Guardian, his jaw dropped!
Robin: You...You're gold?!
Aura Guardian: That's right, twerp! And we were here first!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Robin: That's impossible! Last time I saw ya, you were red!
Aura Guardian: A lot has changed with me since our last encounter bird brain! And you still haven't changed! You're still being a stickler towards Batgirl when she's trying so hard to impress Batman! And I said this before and I'll say it again, you're not even in theme!
Robin: Oh yeah?! Those sound like fightin' words!
Fletchinder (Falcon): [lands on Robin's shoulder] FLETCHINDER!
Aura Guardian: And I see your Fletchling evolved! And I still say it wouldn't beat me in a Pokémon battle! You don't stand a chance against a Pokémon Master!
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Batgirl: [pulls out her Rotom Phone] Hmm...
Babs' Rotom Phone: Fletchinder, the Ember Pokémon. A Fire and Flying type, and the evolved form of Fletchling. From its beak, it expels embers that set the tall grass on fire. Then it pounces on the bewildered prey that pop out of the grass.
Batgirl: That's intriguing!
Aura Guardian: You and your Fletchinder wouldn't stand a chance against me and my Pikachu!
Robin: Oh yeah?! Then, how about a battle right now?!
Suddenly, a tall dark figure leaped down, and it was none other than the Dark Knight himself, Batman!
Batgirl: [gasping]
Aura Guardian: No way!
Pikachu: [amazed] PIKA PIKA...
Lucario: [amazed] MRAH...
Batgirl: Oh, my gosh, it's you. It's really you! [shaking Batman's hand] I am your most biggest fan. I have so many questions. Is it true that you have a T-Rex in your Batcave? What ratio of Potassium Nitrate do you use in your smoke-bombs? Oh, and how many miles per gallon does the Batmobile get? City and highway?
Aura Guardian: Easy, Batgirl! Easy! [to Batman] [holds out his hand] Batman, let me just say, it's such an honor to meet you! Just like Batgirl, I'm a huge fan of your work!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKA!
Batman: [nods]
Aura Guardian: [happily gasps]
Crobat: [lands on Batman's shoulder] CROBAT!
Aura Guardian: Wow! A Crobat! Is it yours, Batman? Because if so, a friend of mine has the same kind of Pokémon as you!
Batman: [nods] Hm!
Aura Guardian: [as Batgirl pulls out her Rotom Phone] That's awesome!
Batgirl: I couldn't agree more!
Babs' Rotom Phone: Crobat, the Bat Pokémon. A Poison and Flying type. Its fangs are so sharp, if it bites you in the dark and sucks your blood, you won't notice any pain or realize you've been bitten.
Batgirl: Ooh! So cool!
Crobat: [greeting Swoobat] CROBAT CRO!
Swoobat: SWOOBAT SWOO!
Batgirl: EEE! A meeting of fellow Bat Pokémon!
Batman then gave Batgirl a serious look.
Batgirl: Right. Down to business. Let me just say it was an honor catching one of your archnemeses!
Robin: Don't listen to the poser, Batman! Your old buddy snagged the bad guy.
Batgirl: He's lying!
Robin: Am not!
Ash then grabbed Robin by the ear!
Robin: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
Aura Guardian: You are SO lying! [to Batman] It really was Batgirl, Batman! And she's a key witness because I helped too! This bird brain here just showed up at the last minute to try and take the glory!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Aura Guardian: And who are you gonna believe? This bird-brained twerp who is never on theme or two fellow superheroes who know what they're doing?
Batman: [indistinct grunting]
Aura Guardian: Huh?
Batgirl: What'd he say?
Robin: He said, nice going, Wanna-Bat and Aura Chump: you let the Riddler get away.
Aura Guardian: Hold on! He wouldn't say that!
However, the Riddler was gone!
Aura Guardian: [facepalms] Shoot!
Batgirl: Wait! Batman, I can-
But Batman had grappled away!
Robin: Ya really blew it this time, huh?
Aura Guardian: [growls] [turns to Robin] This is all your fault!
Robin: My fault?!
Aura Guardian: If you hadn't been an egoist and treat Batgirl so poorly, none of this would've happened!
Pikachu: [angry] [agreeing] PIKA PI!
Robin: Well, if you and Wanna-Bat hadn't just excepted the fact that I caught the Riddler, none of this would've happened!
Lycanroc (Ace Jr.): [appearing] [snarling] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Robin: YIKE! WEREWOLF!
Fletchinder: [scared] FLETCH!
Batgirl: [pulls Ace Jr. back] AJ! Down, boy! Down!
Lycanroc (Ace Jr.): [growls] RRRRR...
Batgirl: [while stroking its chin] Come on, be a good boy for momma!
Lycanroc (Ace Jr.): [relaxed] ROC...
Robin: Don't tell me that shaggy mutt is yours?!
Batgirl: [gasps offended] My Ace Jr. is not a shaggy mutt! He's my good boy!
Lycanroc (Ace Jr.): LYCANROC!
Batgirl: [while rubbing its belly] Who's momma's good boy? You are! Yes you are!
Aura Guardian: [chuckles]
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Batgirl: [to Robin] You think you're so big in your little, green chainmail underwear. Truth is, I'd make a better sidekick than you'll ever be.
Robin: [laughs] You? Better sidekick? Oh, that's a good one! That's rich! Oh. You're serious?
Batgirl: As Batman himself.
Aura Guardian: Yeah!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Lucario: MRAH!
Robin: Oh, yeah? Prove it!
Batgirl: I thought you'd never ask.
Later on, the three heroes were in an alleyway.
Batgirl: This contest will prove which one of us is the better sidekick once and for all. It's simple. Whoever apprehends the most lawbreakers in one hour wins.
Robin: Hey, Snoozy McBore-to-death, while we're young?
Aura Guardian: I'm also gonna give her a hand!
Robin: [laughs] Ha! Go ahead!
Aura Guardian: Huh? You're okay with that?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Robin: Yeah! You're probably just too chicken to do it all by yourself anyway!
Aura Guardian: We'll show you! [to Batgirl] Mind if I give you a hand, Batgirl?
Batgirl: Be my guest!
Aura Guardian: Awesome!
Batgirl: Starting... NOW!
Soon, the race was on, as Batgirl and Aura Guardian went into action! At the Bank of Moolah, Batgirl and Aura Guardian swooped in and took down two bank robbers in one shot! Elsewhere, an old lady was about to cross the street when Robin tackled her and put handcuffs on her, much to her surprise!
Robin: What's the matter, Grandma?! Too good for a crosswalk?!
Back with Batgirl and Aura Guardian, a bad guy was stealing lunch money from a small boy, but they managed to put a stop to that and Aura Guardian even gave the boy one of his Pokémon League hats with his autograph on it and they leapt away. With Robin at the Big Borger, a guy had a burrito from the Burrito Bucket, but Robin smacked it out of his hand and put handcuffs on him, much to his surprise!
Robin: Store policy! No outside food!
As Batgirl and Aura Guardian were walking back, Giganta was on a rampage!
Giganta: [screaming]
Aura Guardian and Batgirl: [yelling]
They both punched her in the face, knocking her out. Soon, they tied the two thugs and Giganta in a rope and dragged them back to the alleyway to meet up with Robin.
Batgirl: [effortful grunting]
Aura Guardian: Two male baddies and a female baddie! Not bad if I do say so myself!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
When they got there, Robin seemed to be relaxing.
Robin: It's about time, slow pokes!
Batgirl: [grunts] [panting] Prepare to lose, twerp.
Robin: Let's see. One, two, three. Not bad. But I got four!
However, he ended up catching two innocent civilians, a baby, and a goldfish.
Aura Guardian: [facepalms] You cannot be serious?!
Batgirl: Wait… these aren't… I mean, what law could a fish even break?
Robin: Ha! Not only did I beat you, I had time left over to choreograph my own victory dance. L-O-Z-E-R! Who's the worst sidekick in the world by far! You are! You are! Ah! Ah! I pulled a hamstring! What did I ever do to deserve such searing pain?! [crying]
Aura Guardian: Those aren't even criminals! [goes over and releases them] I'm so sorry! He doesn't understand the difference between super villains and good people!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Lucario: MRAH MRAH!
Robin: Hey! Whaddya think yer doing?!
Aura Guardian: Those were innocent people and a fish, you dummy! And a baby for crying out loud!
But that's when he noticed the bank robber sneaking away!
Robber: [gasping] [starts to run]
Aura Guardian: Oh no, you don't!
Batgirl: Ace Jr., sick'em!
Lycanroc (Ace Jr.): [growls] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! [attacks] ROC!
Robber: AAH! N-Nice doggie! Nice doggie!
Lycanroc (Ace Jr.): [growls] RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
That's when a rope tied around his legs and pulled him into a dumpster bin, which came from Batman, as he swooped down.
Batgirl: [gasps] Batman!
Aura Guardian: You're back!
Robin: Hey-ya, Bats! Look! I just caught three bad guys on my down time.
Batgirl: [groaning]
Ash grabbed him by the ear again, this time harder!
Robin: YEEEEEOW! OW OW OW OW OW!
Aura Guardian: You're lying again! [to Batman] Honestly, Batman! Why couldn't you get a better sidekick?! One that's more nicer and not so snooty and stuck-up!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKACHU!
Robin: WHY THE EAR?! OW!
Batman then handed Robin a piece of paper.
Robin: The Riddler's next clue. What has branches and leaves, but no bark? A tree! No, wait. A silent dog! No! A silent dog tree!
Batgirl: [groans] The answer's a library. [gasp] He's planning to steal the Ancient Volume of Puzzles from Metropolis Library's antiquites room.
Batman: [nods] Hm.
Just as he and Robin were about to grapple away, Robin felt pain in his leg again.
Robin: Ow! Ow! Ow! [gasps] Looks like the old R-dog took one for the team when he was taking out those bad guys.
Aura Guardian: Ugh!
Batgirl: I can help!
Aura Guardian: [checks his Rotom Phone] Oh! I gotta meet up with the girls! [to Batman] Sorry, Batman! [dials his number on his Rotom Phone] [shows him his contact] Here's my contact! Just call me and let me know if you need anything!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Batman: [smirks and nods]
Robin: What is this, amateur hour? Hey, Bats, you hear what I-
[grappling hook hissing]
Robin: Bats?
But Batman had grappled away with Batgirl!
Back at the base, Goh, the girls, and their Alola friends were doing spring cleaning.
Jessica: Was anyone else under the impression that when Babs suggested we have a spring cleaning, she was actually going to be here to help?
Goh: I know!
Mallow: Come to think of it, I haven't seen Ash either!
Ash: Hey, everyone!
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Mallow: And where have you been?!
Ash: Sorry! Bit of a holdup! [to Zee] Hi, Zee!
Zee: Hi, Ashykins!
She then hugs him and kisses him on the lips.
Zee: Good to see that you made it!
Ash: Me too!
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!
Jessica: Have you seen Babs? She was supposed to help us with our spring cleaning!
Ash: She's out on a mission! Don't worry! I'll help!
Kara: Great! [hands him a feather duster] You do the dusting!
Ash: That depends! Is Zee doing it?
Kara: Yep!
Ash: Then I'm doing it too!
Zee: Yay!
And he did just that, as she turned to him with a flirtatious smile.
Zee: [mumbles to herself] Here's where I have some fun!
Ash: Hmm? What was that, Zee Zee?
Zee: [innocently] Oh, nothing!
When Ash turned around to started dusting, Zee then used her magic to pluck a feather off of her feather duster and levitate it over to under Ash's nose and began tickling his nose!
Ash: [sneezes] ACHOO!
Zee: [snickers] [whistles innocently when Ash looked at her]
Ash: Hm?
When Ash turned back around, Zee started tickling his nose again!
Ash: [sneezes] ACHOO!
Zee: [snickers] [whistles innocently when Ash looked at her]
Ash: Hmmmm.
When Ash turned back around, Zee started again! But this time, she used the feather to tickle his skin!
Ash: [laughing] Zee! What are you doing?! That tickles!
Zee: [innocently] Who? Me? Why, I'm doing nothing of the sort!
Ash: [laughing] Zee!
Zee: Okay okay! [stops the magic]
Ash: [giggles] You got me!
Zee: I sure did!
Ash: But you wanna know something else, Zee?
Zee: What's that, sweetie?
Ash: I'll always get you back [tackles her onto the couch and tickles her]!
This surprised her as she started to laugh!
Zee: [laughing] Ash! Stop! It tickles!
Ash: [stops] I thought so!
Zee: I love when we have fun together, my sweet Ashykins!
Ash: Me too!
Zee: [cuddles him] I love you so much, Ashykins! [kisses him]
Ash: I love you too, Zee Zee!
Zee: [cuddles him] And now, for the final act! [kisses Ash on the lips and makes out with him]
Mallow: Aww!
Lillie: That's really sweet!
Lana: Young love! It really is beautiful!
Primarina: PRIMA!
That was when Tsareena had an idea! It then gathered up some leaves from a plant that was growing on one side of the base and made them into two rings with a small blue pearl in Ash's and a small purple pearl in Zee's! Then, it went over to Mallow!
Mallow: Huh? What is it, Tsareena?
Tsareena: [presenting] TSAREENA!
Mallow then looked at the two rings.
Mallow: Did you make those yourself, Tsareena?
Tsareena: [nods] REENA!
Mallow: Who are they for?
Tsareena: [pointing to Ash and Zee] TSA!
Mallow: You made them for Ash and Zee?
Tsareena: [nods] TSAREENA!
Mallow: Aww! That's really sweet of you, Tsareena! Go ahead!
And she did just that! Ash and Zee were still making out when Tsareena came over to them!
Tsareena: [getting their attention] TSAREENA!
Ash: [as they separated] Huh? Hey, Tsareena! What's up?
Pikachu: PIKA?
Tsareena: [presenting] TSAREENA!
Zee: Oh! Are those for us?
Tsareena: [nods] REENA!
Zee: Aww! Why thank you, Tsareena!
She and Ash then took the rings. And they placed them on each other's ring finger!
Ash: Wow!
Zee: I know! A perfect fit!
Ash: Yeah! Thanks, Tsareena!
Tsareena: [saying "you're welcome"] TSAREENA!
Zee then turns to Ash with a flirtatious smile.
Zee: Now, where were we? [kisses Ash on the lips again and starts making out with him again]
Tsareena: [giggling] TSAREENA!
Suddenly, the lights went out!
Jessica: [gasps]
Sophocles: [scared] AAH! Who turned out the lights!
Kiawe: Relax, Sophocles!
Kara: Hold on! You're afraid of the dark?!
Sophocles: [shaky] Well, kinda!
A smoke bomb was thrown down, releasing purple smoke.
Jessica and Lana: [coughing]
Lillie: What's happening?!
Vulpix (Snowy): [scared] VUL!
Diana: Heads up, team! We're under attack!
Ralts (Airalin): [scared] RALTS!
Zee: It's okay, Airalin! I'm here!
Ralts (Airalin): [scared] RALTS!
Then, a mysterious figure jumped down!
Diana: Show yourself, fiend! Who are you?!
Goh: Unless you wanna pick a fight?!
Lillie: Yeah!
Batgirl: Who am I? I am darkness. I am the night. I am Ba- [coughing]
When the smoke cleared, Batgirl seemed to be wearing a cowl that was like Batman's!
Batgirl: Still working on the voice.
Ash: Whoa, Batgirl! Looking good!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKA!
Batgirl: Yep! The new Batgirl!
Goh and Lana: [eyes sparkle] So cool!
She then ran over to her side of the base and started digging through her chest.
Batgirl: You are never gonna guess who Batman asked to help catch the Riddler! Time's up! Me! And once I help him crack this case, who knows what's next!
Lana: You'll be just as famous as Batman?
Batgirl: Exactly!
Ash: And he might replace that bird-brained twerp with you as his sidekick?
Batgirl: Possibly! And that would be awesome!
Lillie: Amazing! I wonder what could be next?
Kara: [holds out a plunger] I know what's next. The bathroom.
Batgirl: [takes the plunger] Oh, I totally forgot today was spring cleaning! I got so carried away with the Riddler. I just came home to grab some- [pulls out a bottle of glue] A-ha! There it is!
Kara: [clears throat]
They all just gave Batgirl stern looks.
Kiawe: You promised you would help us!
Batgirl: I'm sorry. It's just- This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. It's my dream.
Their scowls then turned to smiles of understanding.
Diana: Babs, you know we'd never stand-
Batgirl: Thanks, bye! Leave me something to clean!
Kiawe: Seriously?!
Batgirl: Now, Weezing! A little exit Smokescreen, please?
Weezing: [Smokescreen move] WEEZING!
Everyone: [coughing]
Then she vanished!
Mallow: [pouts] I can't believe she left us hanging like this!
Ash: I know, Mallow! But this is her dream! Any who, I got my cleaning done!
Jessica: Funny. All you did was make out with Zee!
Zee: And I had fun doing so! [kisses his cheek]
Ash: [blushes] [giggles]
Lillie: No, he's telling the truth! He did get it done!
Jessica: Oh!
Ash: Yep!
Zee: And you did really well, Ashykins!
Ash: Thanks, Zee! So did you! That and you tickled me!
Zee: I know! [kisses him on the lips]
She then tackles him onto the couch and starts to cuddle him like a teddy bear.
Zee: You're my special love bug!
Ash: Aww! Zee! Right back at you!
Zee: You're my super cuddly extra special love bug!
Ash: [blushes] [giggles]
Zee: Oh! You have something on your cheek, sweetie!
Ash: Hm? What is it?
Zee: [kisses his cheek, leaving a lipstick mark] My kiss mark!
Ash: [smiles cheekily] I think you missed a spot!
Zee: Where?
Ash: [points to his other cheek] [chuckles] Right here!
Zee: Oh you!
She then kisses his other cheek, leaving a lipstick mark.
Zee: [as she nuzzles noses with him] You're just a big stinker!
Ash: [giggles] So what if I am?
Zee: [giggles]
Ash's Rotom Phone: [buzzing] You have a call from Batman! You have a call from Batman!
Ash: Oh! [answers it] Hello? Batman?
Batman: [indistinct grunting on the phone]
Ash: [gasps] You found the Riddler?!
Pikachu: PIKA?
Batman: [over the phone] Hm!
Ash: I'm on my way!
Goh: YOU HAVE BATMAN'S NUMBER?!
Ash: Yeah! Long story! [to Zee] Sorry, Zee Zee! I gotta go help Batman! [whispers in her ear] We still getting our love fest on at your house?
Zee smiled at this!
Zee: No problem, Ashykins! [whispers in his ear] And don't worry, I'll take another one of those birth control pills before you arrive back to the base! And we'll even go to our private room and do our thing!
Ash: Alright! Love you, my beautiful magic girl!
Zee: Love you too, my handsome man! [kisses his cheek] Mwah!
Aura Guardian: [after transforming and makes aura-constructed wings] Hey, [as he flies off] nani nani and away!
After he flew off, she romantically sighed!
Zee: I love that man!
Sylveon: SYLVE!
Lillie: I'm sure you do, Zee!
Mallow: Have you thought of proposing to Ash in the future?
Zee: Oh! Well, I actually thought of him doing it for me!
Mallow: Really?!
Zee: Yeah! And I can almost imagine our future together!
[vision starts]
Ash (grown-up, vision): [walking in the door, wearing a business suit] Honey! I'm home!
Zee (grown-up, vision): [coming in from the kitchen with an apron on and a baby bump] Welcome home, sweetie! Do you want dinner or a warm bath? Or maybe, [in monotone] you...want...me!
[image just shows of Ash just doing "the thing" with Zee]
Ash (grown-up, vision): I'll have you for dinner, in the bath!
Zee (grown-up, vision): [moans in pleasure] Oh! You're so greedy, Ashykins!
[vision ends]
Zee: [as her face turns bright red and with hearts in her pupils] MMMMMMMMMM! The very thought of it makes me giddy!
["Who's That Pokémon?" time]
[as a silhouette shows a bird Pokémon]
Ash and Babs: Who's that Pokémon?
Ash and Babs: It's Fletchinder!
[as the silhouette reveals Fletchinder]
Fletchinder: FLETCHINDER! FLETCH!
[End]
Meanwhile, Batman and Batgirl were on a rooftop overlooking the library.
Batman: [indistinct murmuring]
Batgirl: No, sir. I don't see any sign of the Riddler.
Aura Guardian: [lands on the rooftop] Batgirl! Batman!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Batgirl: Oh! Hey, Aura!
Aura Guardian: Sorry! There was a bit of a holdup! [to Batman] [salutes] Reporting for duty, sir!
Batman: Hm!
Aura Guardian: [sees the Riddler sneaking into the library] [gasps] I see him!
Batgirl: Let's move!
Aura Guardian: Right!
Batgirl: [to Batman] Hey, how do you squat like this for so long? I'm seriously cramping up. Whoa! Pins and needles! Pins and needles!
The Riddler had broken into the library and used a device to cut a hole in the display case of the book he was after.
Riddler: [laughs] It was almost too easy.
That's when a light shined on him!
Batgirl: Almost?
Batman and Batgirl then leapt down to face the Riddler.
Riddler: [gasp]
When he turned around to run, he was facing Aura Guardian.
Aura Guardian: Guess who? [Woody Woodpecker laugh]
Batman: [gives Ash a serious look] Hmm...
Aura Guardian: What? I gotta have at least a little bit of fun!
Riddler: [whimpering] [runs]
Aura Guardian: Hey! Get back here!
Soon, the three heroes had the Riddler cornered.
Riddler: Ah, ah, ah, I came prepared this time. You see, I'm leaving with my puzzle book. Riddle me this, Bat… er, people: Put an 'A' in front of my name and I'm awful. But put a D-A before it, and I can do no wrong! What is my name?
Batgirl: Huh, easy. Bomb. When something's a bomb, it's terrible, but when it's Da bo- Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Bomb!
Aura Guardian: BOMB?!
Pikachu: PIKA?!
[bombs ticking]
Aura Guardian: Oh no!
Riddler: Take another step for me, and this entire place is wired to blow. [reveals the detonator on his belt] All with the press of a button.
Batgirl: [grunts]
The three of them started getting closer!
Riddler: I mean it! Not another step!
Aura Guardian: Hey, Riddler! Riddle me this: What's black and gold, and green and purple all over?
Riddler: I don't know? What?
Aura Guardian: All three of us beating you into a pulp!
Pikachu: [cheeks sparking] PIKACHU!
When the Riddler tried to reach for the button, his hands seemed to be stuck to the book!
Riddler: [screaming]
Batgirl: There's just two problems with your plan. That's not the real book. And that book is covered in Bat-glue.
Batman then disarmed the detonator from the Riddler.
Batman: [indistinct muttering]
Riddler: No! I can't go back to Arkham!
Aura Guardian: It's either that or you get to be a roommate for Cyrus, Tut Man and Professor Coldheart in Blackgate! Take your pick!
Robin: Put the book back, Riddler!
Aura Guardian: Oh great!
Robin: [yelling]
However, he ended up hitting a wall face first.
Aura Guardian: [cringes] Oh! That had to hurt!
Pikachu: [cringes] PIKACHU!
When Robin started to fight over the book with the Riddler, his hands ended up getting stuck too!
Robin: Hey! What gives?!
Aura Guardian: Your bird-brained self got your self stuck in Bat-glue!
Batman: [grumbles]
When Batman pried him off, he ended up freeing him from his gloves, causing all four of them to fall backwards, giving the Riddler a chance to escape.
Riddler: [panting]
Batgirl: He got away!
Aura Guardian: [to Robin] [angry] Nice going, Birdboy! This is your fault!
Pikachu: [angry] PIKA!
Robin: Might not be the best time to bring this up, but I'm gonna dip into the petty Bat-cash for some new gloves.
Batgirl, Batman, and Aura Guardian: [groaning]
Pikachu: [sighing] PIKA!
Back at the base, Goh, the girls, and their Alola friends were finishing up with the cleaning.
Ash: [changes back] Hey, everyone! I'm back!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
Goh: About time too!
Ash: Hey, Zee!
Zee: Hi, Ashykins!
She went over and hugged him and kissed his cheek.
Zee: Did you catch the baddie?
Ash: [sighs] No, the Riddler escaped, and it's Robin's fault!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKA!
Goh: I honestly don't understand why Batman couldn't have picked a much more better sidekick than Robin!
Kiawe: I agree!
Turtonator: TURTON!
Lillie: Speaking of which, where's Batgirl?
Batgirl: [slides down] Woo-hoo! Who's ready for the best news ever!
Diana: You found the secret to removing blueberry stains?
Batgirl: Batman is seriously ticked off with that twerp, Robin, and he's asked me to be his new sidekick!
Lillie: Really?!
Lana: That's amazing!
Goh: Good for you, Batgirl!
Ash: [eyes sparkle] That's awesome!
Pikachu: [agreeing] PIKA PIKACHU!
Ash: This is it, Batgirl! Your dream come true!
Batgirl: I know! I might even move back to Gotham! I mean, I'll have to talk to my dad. Maybe I can stay with my Uncle Al, but that'll all be worked out!
Karen: So, does that mean you're quitting the team?
Batgirl: [gasp]
Ash and Goh: WHAT?!
Sophocles and Mallow: QUITTING THE TEAM?!
Pikachu: PIKA?!
Batgirl didn't know how to answer that, as she remained silent.
[Recap Time]
Jessica: It's recap time!
Ash: Hey, girls! Who'd'ya meet today?
[as two Pokémon cards were placed in a binder]
Zee: Fletchinder and Crobat!
[as the screen shows Fletchinder]
Ash: Fletchinder is the evolved form of Fletchling. And upon the evolution, it becomes part Fire type!
Babs: And that's when it becomes too hot to handle!
Ash: [chuckles]
Karen: I wonder why Fletchling starts out part Normal type instead of a Fire type!
Ash: That's a mystery left to be unknown!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!
[End]
And that's part one of season two episode one! I hope you all enjoyed it! And there's more to come! So until then, see you all next time!
