Hey guys, Kurama here with a brand new fic that's focused on an OC- self insert in the world of Pokémon, although his journey will be different from others.

"Talk, now!" someone says

"Go Golduck, Attack!" Someone says.

"Thoughts," Someone says

Summary: A shut-in reincarnates himself in the world of Pokémon. Watch as his journey begins.

Let's begin!


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You know, I always imagined that when I died, I would either go to heaven or hell based on the actions I committed.

I didn't expect myself to be floating in an unknown space like I currently am now.

I'm not even sure I remember how I died. All I know is that I was watching a theory on how Ash was an aura guardian while eating some cookies and the next thing I know I'm here.

Damn it! Did I seriously die to fucking cookies?! Well, looks like mom was right.

Sugar is one hell of a killer.

Mom, dad, my friends and my family. It's not fair!

I didn't have to die like this! I always said I wanted to die but not like this. I don't want to be alone. I want to see things again. I want to live again.

I WANNA LIVE!

"ARCEUS! PLEASE! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME THEN PLEASE, LET ME LIVE!I PROMISE I'LL CHERISH MY NEW LIFE AS Good AS I CAN!"I shout as no sooner that I said those words a bright light appeared in from of me began pulling me in.

The last I saw was a giant llama with eighteen plates floating around it.

After that, it's all a blank.


Route 1 near Aquacorde Town, Wednesday 10th of July, 12:05 AM

"Ugh, where the hell am I?" A groan escapes my lips as I force myself to stand up and walk around the tiny forest.

A mouse runs in front of me and starts electrocuting me so I manage to avoid the first one but fail to dodge the second one, falling head first into the ground.

The reptile then begins to laugh at my misfortune but I didn't even pay attention to what it just said because I was currently of how did that reptile manage to use electricity.

The only thing I know that can do that is...No. No, no, no, no, no, no and FUCKING HELL NO!

"Hey you, yellow freaky reptile. Are you a Helioptile? Say 'Helio' if you are." I ask the reptile as I begin to pray to every god that it isn't true, that I'm not in the world of Pokémon.

Because if I am, then I'm going to lose whatever's left of my sanity.

"Helio!"The Helioptile says as it then begins to laugh once more at my wide eyes.

I manage to push myself to my knees and focus all of my energy into this one thing.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

That day, many flying type Pokémon such as Pidgey, Starley, Tallow and Fletching flew to the east of the region in order to escape the agonizing scream.

People thought it was Yveltal manifesting itself into the world once more but little did they know it was because of a misfortune kid, who was wishing that he had never stumbled into this world.

That kid is me.


Aquacorde Town, Wednesday 10th of July, 10:30 AM

I wake up and notice that the Helioptile I met a couple of ago was still here, sleeping next to me.

I didn't want to waste any more than I already did so I did one of the dumbest I've ever in my entire life.

I woke up a sleeping and pissed off Helioptile.

"Hey buddy. Rise and shine~" I say to the yellow reptile as I shake it but I get electrocuted again as it wakes up.

Once it's done with its assault, I stand up and motion it to follow me.

The Helioptile is looking around the city but I need to buy a bunch of pokéballs and maybe get my starter at Lumiose City from Professor Syncamore.

If I'm lucky which probably won't happen but for the team I'm going to assemble, I need a Froakie so I can then get a Greninja.

But how am I going to get one? Wait a minute, I'll just go to Lumiose City since the professor is bound to have a starter for me there.

If I'm lucky, then I can probably get a Kanto starter while I'm at it.

Alright! Operation fuck up Kalos is a go!

I head over to a Pokémart and manage to get some Pokéballs and a couple of weights for me to train while I'm there.

The clerk was nice. Too bad she didn't look if Helioptile next to me but hey, no girl can resist my jokes.

I put Helioptile inside of one of them by catching him and make my way to an empty seat so I can see the items I have on me now.

I have an Arc phone, 20 Pokéballs, a Pokédex, some items, a bike and a note from Arceus.

"Dear human, I have heard your wish to live a second life and so I have given it to you. Good luck on your quest. I have a feeling you will need it. There are some items in your bag to help with your journey." Signed, Arceus.

Huh, he's actually a pretty good guy. Go figure.

Now, time for me to capture a Honedge and get both a Froakie and a Bulbasaur so I can build the best team and become the champion of Kalos.


Aquacorde Town, Wednesday 10th of July 2013, 12:50 AM

Okay, I'm still looking for a Honedge but so far, it's been a bust.

But you know what, I'll catch that thing even if I stay here all day.

Actually, I should probably try to get that Froakie so I could then move on to getting that Bulbasaur and then I'll get Honedge.

I already have the members for me to sweep Kalos in fell swoop but it's gonna take a Dusk Stone and a Sun Stone for me to achieve my goals since Heliosik and Doublade evolve by using stones.

Nonetheless, I'm ready to become the new champion of Kalos.

"Okay, time to get some Pokémon so I can become the ultimate Pokemon master!" I say loudly due to me being a complete idiot and not checking my surroundings.

A couple of wild Bunnelbys, Flecthlings and Scatterbugs flee my sight but that's not important.

Because I see Serena, Shauna, Tierno, Trevor and I'm going to assume that they guy with them is Calem with a box of six Pokémon.

Making myself presentable, I approach them with my most friendly smile although I'm cringing inside due to the fact that I have to put on an happy face just to get my starters.

"Hi, I'm here to get my first Pokémon."I say before quickly realizing that the six Pokéballs who the trainers already know about which Pokémon starters they're going to choose.

"Of course, we just need to confirm with Professor Syncamore that you are registered to take your starter today."Trevor says as he takes out a tablet the size of an Iphone X.

I bet this is the phone for the Kalos region but still, once Professor Syncamore figures out that I'm not supposed to be having a starter, I'll go right back to where I started.

"Oh yes, Professor. Yes, there's a trainer that says that you ve wanted to give him a regional starter on the same day as us. I understand sir. Have a good day Professor."The carrot haired brat says before hanging up and glares at me.

"You're a liar, you know that! Professor Syncamore said that they were no other trainer scheduled to pick a Pokémon starter besides us so who the hell are you?!"Trevor yells while pointing a finger at me so I do the most sensible thing in the world.

I put my hands in my pocket and leave but not before flipping Trevor off

I guess I'll have to catch my Froakie since those five idiots aren't nice enough to give me one.

Note to self, humiliate him in each battle every time we see each other.

Good, now to get that Froakie.

I head out of town and catch whatever pokemon I can such as a Flecthling, Bunnelby, Floette, Pidgey, Litleo, Scatterbug and a Skitty.

Not necessarily bad but that's not what I'm looking for but still, it'll help me complete the Pokédex.

I arrive at a pond where a guy is fishing and with one strong pull, he manages to reel in a Froakie which is just I'm looking for.

"Ah great, another useless water type. Back in the water you go." The fisherman says as he takes off the hook off of Froakie's neck so I quickly throw a Pokéball at the water frog and manage to catch him.

"What the hell kid?! That was supposed to be my catch! Hey-get back here!"The man shouts as I flip him off and rush over to the next town which is Santalune City so I could get my first gym badge and be one step closer to achieving my dream of becoming a Pokémon champion.

This is gonna be fun.


Santalune City, Wednesday 10th of July 2013, 16:00 PM

I thought that it would take me a little less time to reach this city but hey, at least I'm here so now, it's time to heal my Pokémon and get my first gym badge.

As I head in the Pokémon center, a Wigglytuff greets me and takes my Pokéballs so that my two teammates could be healed.

When Nurse Joy calls me to pick up my Pokémon, I'm still on the verge of completing my strategy.

See, the first gym is a bug type one and the gym leader, Viola has a Vivillion as an ace Pokémon and in the games, it's level 12 so taking those two in account, I have to make sure that Froakie is at least level 13 and has either an ice type move like Ice Punch or a flying type like Bounce.

Helioptile should be able to learn Rock Tomb so that in case that Froakie doesn't make it, Helioptile can pick up the slack and win us our first gym badge.

And once I'll have my team evolved then have them learn some new moves, I'll be able to win the Kalos League and become its champion.

But I can take care of that tomorrow, I head into a room that Nurse Joy booked for me adn I let my team members come out and after settling on the bed, the three of us fall asleep, ready for what the future may bring.


Name: Nathan Pendragon

Age: 15

Pokédex: 8/898 caught

Pokédollars: 2000

Pokémon on hand: Froakie and Helioptile.

Pokémon in PC: Flecthling, Bunnelby, Floette, Pidgey, Litleo, Scatterbug and a Skitty.


END!

Hey guys, Kurama here with another non gamer story and I hope you will enjoy this as much as I do and I was heavily inspired by 0 Jordinio 0's Pokemon: Jordinio version fic so yeah, Kalos better brace itself cause this kid will bring it down to its knees.

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