The scene opened to a shot of a hand holding folder, the owner of the hand walking. The shot widened to show an African American man dressed as a chef following a guard through a prison. They walked past multiple cells, each holding a convict.

"I'm innocent I tell you. Innocent." A convict said as they continued walking, a flaming teddy bear fell as well as an open book.

The shot continued to follow the chef as he walked past the convict, a big man with blue hair and a hook for a hand. The hook had a cork on it to keep the sharp side from harming anyone. Next to the man, a thinner, shorter man was holding the bars. He had one black eye, his other one was white. He made kissing lips at the chef as he walked by, staring at him intently.

"The Crusty Cockroaches have a big lead over the Soiled Stinkbugs!" A voice called out, sounding excited.

"Cram it McLean." Another inmate shouted, before laughing hysterically.

Chef continued to walk until he found a glass door, with a man leaning against it, looking at the floor. He was wearing a orange jumpsuit, eyes wide and black hair combed down.

"Oh, Lightning slips past Duncan! The heat is on!" The man said, before the shadow of Chef covered the roach and stink bug he was shouting over.

This got the man's attention, as he stood up fully, and crossed his arms as he glared at the man.

"Well, well, well." He started, glaring. "Look who finally decided to visit me after a full year."

"Come on, Chris." Chef said, ignoring the comment. "You finally finished your sentence for neglecting the safety of contestants."

"Whatever." Chris said, looking away and recorssing his arms. "I think I'll stay right here. I have everything I need, including Chef 2.0. I made him out of a cashew."

Chef raised his eyebrow at the nut that supposedly replaced him, before sliding the folder into a slot on the door. Chris grabbed it and looked over it.

"What's this?" He asked, looking back at Chef.

"You're contract!" Chef answered happily. "The producers have greenlit another season. So, you in?"

"It is on!" Chris said as an answer, smiling so wide that the camera reflected off his teeth.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Intro(Should be ready next chapter)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The shot came back to the view of an island, Chris's voice being heard.

"Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars." He said, as the shot zoomed in to show him back in his regular blue shirt and tan pants. "After my year long involuntary vacation, I really need to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by the people I love." He continued before smiling menacingly. "To hurt." He finished with a quick chuckle.

"It's the condition of my parole." He explained, shrugging his shoulders. "Except for the hurt part, that's all McLean." He said, pointing at himself.

He started walking down the dock, where a robot was perched. He looked at Chris before looking back over the water as the host continued his speech.

"So, I'm bringing back 30 of Total Drama All-stars to battle it out in the most dangerous, most death defying, biggest, one million dollar competition, ever!"

As he talked, the robot held up an now open briefcase, showing wads of cash. As it held it, the wind started to pick up, blowing a few bills out. A sound of a helicopter filled the scene as Chris once again entered the frame.

"And here they are now!" He said as the shot moved to show a military helicopter, the door opening.

"From Revenge of the Island, we have Multiple Mike!"

As he was introduced, Mike didn't have time to say anything as he was pushed out by Chef, screaming.

"Aka, Chester, Svetlana, Vito and Manitoba." As Chris called the names, Mike did an intake of breath as he fell.

He first turned into an elderly man, screaming something about things in his day, before straightening up and striking a pose, followed by that going away and his hair slicking back and glaring at the water, before finally resting on someone still glaring at the water, but now saying something unintelligible in an Australian accent before he finally splashed down.

"The next person, once push over, turned powerhouse, Zoey." Chris continued.

The shot went back to the helicopter, where Zoey stood, looking worriedly after Mike.

"Mike!" She called, before jumping and diving down after the boy.

"Athletic nonsupporter, Lightning."

Lightning, watching Zoey dive down, went from vague concern to something like disgust.

"You call that a dive?" He asked, squinting his eyes. "Watch this. Sha-Ahhh!"

Before he managed to dive, he was kicked by Chef, holding his butt as he fell down. The camera went back to Chris as he introduced the next camper.

"Bubble boy brainiac, Cameron."

The helicopter returned to view, with Chef holding Cameron by the sweater.

"This is highly illogical." He tried to reason before he was tossed out by an uncaring Chef, before the big man went back into the helicopter.

"Sassy, tan in a can loving Anne Maria." Chris's voice continued as the girl was busy spraying her hair, being pushed out by a broom.

"Watch the tan!" She yelled as she fell.

"Challenge throwing dirt farmer, Scott."

Scott was holding on to the extended leg of Chef as he looked at the water fearfully. It took a few shakes and Chef pushing the boy's head to get him off, screaming as he plummeted to the water below.

"Bossy bruiser Jo! Dominated until her underling turned on her." Chris pressed on.

Jo was fighting back against Chef, actually managing to push him back and stand on her own.

"You're a dead man, McLean. Dead!" She yelled down, before Chef pushed her out of the helicopter.

Chris chuckled as she fell, looking at the camera.

"Pants wetting cadet, Brick!" He continued on.

"Did you have to bring that up?" Brick asked from his position in the helicopter, embarrassingly rubbing his arm before Chef pushed him out.

"And, Moon child turned garbage heap, Dawn."

"That wasn't very nice, Chris." Dawn scolded, before a bag hit her and caused her to tumble out.

Chris laughed again, enjoying their pain. He put his hands behind his back, and smirked at the camera.

"From our original cast, cranky know it all, C.I.T, Courtney!"

Courtney was glaring at Chef, who held her upside down by the leg.

"This is not in my contract!" She yelled before he dropped her mid sentence.

"Courtney's best friend turned boyfriend stealer, Gwen."

Chef carried Gwen over his shoulder, before throwing her out.

"He wasn't her boyfriend at the tiiiiiime." She yelled out as she fell.

"Moody bad boy Duncan."

"Bring it on." Duncan challenged as he fell through the air.

"Devious diva, Heather."

"I hate Chrissss!" Heather called out as she fell.

"Loveable lame brain, Lindsay."

"I'm flying." Lindsay cheered as she flapped her hands and had her eyes shut, before opening them and screaming.

"Animal lover with an animal curse, DJ!"

As DJ fell through the air, he hit a seagull that was flying by.

"Whyyyyyy?" He cried, covering his eyes.

"Eye candy that left in a cast, Justin."

"I'm here to win this time." Justin said calmly as he dropped through the air.

"Nerdy vote changer, Harold."

"Ahhhhh!" Harold yelled, not having time to say anything funny or witty.

"Sista with an attitude, Leshawna."

"Chris, you better pray I don't get my hands on you." Leshawna warned as she dropped.

"Insane nutjob turned genius, Izzy."

"Hahahah! I've always been a genius." Izzy said as she flipped through the sky.

"Party lover turned pain lover, Geoff."

"Rock on dudes!" Geoff cheered as he dived down.

"Fan favorite fart machine, Owen!"

"Woooo! Good to be back!" Owen laughed as he spun down.

"Heather's underling turned most vicious rival, Beth!"

"For the win!" Beth smiled, diving down in a cannonball way.

"Tech geek simp, Cody!"

"Come on, I'm over her nowww!" Cody groaned, hiding his face.

"And, Total Drama's biggest stalker, I mean, blogger, Sierra!"

"For Cody!" Sierra cheered as she also chose to cannonball down, causing everyone to gasp and swim out of her way.

"Finally, from our newest set of oddballs, the zombie nut, Shawn!"

"They're real, man! Real!" Shawn called as he fell down.

"Aussie outbacker, Jasmine!"

"Cricky, this is going to be a mess." Jasmine mumbled as she held her hat.

"Olympian heart breaker, Sky!"

"It wasn't my fault!" Sky said, the comment messing up her dive.

"Germaphobe crybaby, Dave!"

"Why did I agree to this?" Dave cried as he fell downwards.

"Country girl with the worst song combination ever, Sugar."

"I'm here ta win!" Sugar declared, holding her arms up.

"And, someone from the original season, feral freak show, Ezekiel!"

Everyone in the water gasped as the saw the feral boy get dropped by his hoodie. They all had various expressions of shock before a plunger caught him mid way. It retracted to show the plunger belonged to the robot, as Chris laughed.

"As if I'm bringing him back." He said as the robot shot Ezekiel away. "Haha, it's great to be back.

The twenty nine campers were sprawled over the beach, coughing from their journey in the water as Chris and the robot approached.

"Greetings, old friends." He said warmly.

Heather, after coughing up and out a starfish, frowned.

"I am not your friend." She corrected as Lindsay walked to her.

"Aww, someone misses her hunny bunny." Lindsay cooed, holding Heather by the head and pressing their foreheads together.

"Who? Alejandro?" Heather asked, pushing Lindsay off of her. "As if. I'm glad he's not back, the handsome jerk."

"It's okay, Heather, you can admit it." Sierra comforted. "I know how I would feel without my Cody-kins."

Cody, who was being squeezed into a hug, looked like he would rather be anywhere else as he tried to escape. Courtney, not paying any mind to the others, angrily walked up to Chris, arms crossed.

"You're going to pay for my dry cleaning." She said, pointing a finger.

"No, I'm not." Chris answered, still holding a smile. "New contracts, remember?" He asked, holding up a stack of papers.

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"Same Chris, same disgusting island." Courtney complained. "What was I thinking?"

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"In fact." Chris continued, "we got a lot of big changes this season. Like, the island is now 100% toxic waste free."

"What?!" Dave asked, walking over with an octopus on his head. "You mean this used to be covered in toxic waste?!"

"Gosh, if only I showed up later. I could be some kick ass mutant." Harold lamented.

"Sugar, that's the last thing we need." Leshawna said, patting his shoulder.

"On the upside, I've updated your accommodations." Chris pressed on, walking towards the robot as it wheeled a TV onto the sand. "This season, the losers will have to sleep in the same cruddy cabins."

There were a series of groans from everyone except from the latest generation cast. They all seemed mildly happy, Shawn and Jasmine high fiving.

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"Last season, we had to find our own places to sleep. This is an upgrade." Shawn said, pumping his fist.

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"This is much better than having to build a treehouse again." Jasmine smiled. "Some people weren't too helpful in that endeavor."

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"However, the winners get to stay in the all new, eco-friendly, McLean spa hotel. Complete with butler, hot tub, and twenty four hour masseuse." Chris finished.

The campers all cheered, some hugging like Beth and Lindsay, while others, like Owen and Izzy, shared a kiss.

"In honor of your all star status, I'm dividing you into teams based on your last performances." Chris said, getting everyone's attention. "Heros vs Villains vs Neutrals."

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"Obviously I'll be in the Villains team." Heather said, smirking at the camera. "And I'll be running it by lunch."

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"Heros vs Villains vs Neutrals?" Gwen asked, gloomy. "I guess Duncan and I won't be on the same team. Unless Chris thinks we're both Neutral, whatever that means."

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"Looks like we know what team Sky is on." Dave said, crossing his arms.

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"Great." Jo groaned. "I gotta deal with Lightdud again this season. Stupid game."

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"Heather, Duncan, Justin, Jo, Sugar, Scott, Courtney, Dave and…...Gwen!" Chris called, as the group all moved to stand together. "From now on, you're the Villainous Vultures."

"WHAT?!" The latter three called, all shocked.

"Hey, why isn't JockStrap here?" Jo asked, pointing at Lightning.

"Please, save all questions til the end. Now, the heros!" Chris announced, smiling. "DJ, Zoey, Cameron, Brick, Dawn, Beth, Lindsay, Owen, Cody and Sierra. You are the Heroic Hamsters!"

Most of the team cheered, Cameron and Zoey looking at each other before shooting their eyes back at Chris.

"Um, why isn't Mike here with us?" Cameron asked, pointing at the skinny teen.

"And finally." Chris said, trying to wrap up. "Lightning, Jasmine, Anne Maria, Shawn, Sky, Leshawna, Harold, Izzy , Mike and Geoff."

As the called teens gathered, Mike sent a sad look at Zoey, who sent one right back.

"You are the Neutral Newts!"

"Sha-team!" Lightning cheered, throwing his hands up.

"I'm now open to questions, but one at a time." Chris said, putting his hands behind his back.

"Why am I here?!" Dave, Courtney and Gwen once again asked at the same time.

"That isn't one at a time, but at least they are all related." Chris said, frowning. "Dave, after last seasons finale, is there really any question? Gwen, stealing another chicks boyfriend? Come on. Courtney, all of your actions from Action definitely landed you here."

"Why isn't Lighthead on this team?" Jo asked, glaring at the athlete.

"Yeah and Mike too?" Zoey asked.

"Lightning wasn't necessarily a villain, he just cared more about himself. Mike has 4 other people and they all showed different sides of the scale, so he's there too." Chris answered.

"Why isn't Harold on the Villains?" Courtney pressed another one out. "He rigged the votes!"

"Yes he did, which immediately took him off the Heros team." Chris answered. "But his underdog story of Action put him in a heroic enough light to not be a villain."

"Woah woah woah!" Jo said, looking at the teams. "They both have ten to our nine!"

"I needed the seat for the Ezekiel prank." Chris shrugged with a smile, eyes closed.

Jo continued to stare at him, before he finally opened his eyes and frowned.

"Fine, you can have the robot." He relented, pressing a robot to go to the Villain's team, where it stood close to Heather.

"I thought your robot could talk." Scott teased as it passed by.

"Eh, the communication chip cracked while it was in the hoosegow." Chris replied.

"Keep your distance, toaster." Heather said, pushing it back.

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"There's something about that robot that I just don't like." Heather said with a grimice and shiver.

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"Chris said it was a robot, but I was getting an aura from it." Dawn told the camera, tapping her chin. "A rather dark, but with specks of light aura."

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"This year's challenges are all nods to Total Drama classics, but with harsh twists to make this the toughest Total Drama season, ever!" Chris informed the cast, grinning. "Your first challenge? Find the key to the spa hotel, as well as a key to one of the cabins. And, you'll do it in an homage to Total Drama's first ever challenge. Diving off a cliff into shark infested water."

After he said this, Scott and Cody both gulped nervously, Jo looking at Scott with a raised eyebrow and Sierra ignoring Cody.

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"Okay." Scott started, holding his knees close to his chest. "Maybe I have a phobia to sh-sh-sh-sharks. Can you blame me?"

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"After the finale of World Tour, I've tried avoiding sharks for as long as possible." Cody nervously laughed, rubbing his neck.

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"Once you dive into the water, try to avoid the sharks long enough to snag a key." Chris instructed as a video played on the TV, showing a random intern following Chris's instructions. "But chose wisely. Only two of those suckers work. Assuming you live long enough to make it to dry land, a teammate will push you using one of the baby carriages from season 3's Race through Central Park!"

Chris started walking to a jeep, where an intern was waiting for him.

"The first two teams to get the hotel and/or a cabin open, win. The losers will be sending someone home tonight." Chris continued on, jumping into the jeep. "Meet me at the base of the cliff in 15 minutes. Chop chop."

The intern started to drive, leaving the campers behind.

"Wait!" Mike called. "Shouldn't we change into our swimsuits or something?"

"Sorry! No time!" Chris yelled back.

The scene changed to the contestants walking through the forest. The heros were leading, the neutrals behind them, and the villains bringing up the rear.

"I said keep away." Heather snapped, looking at the robot

"So Dawn." Zoey started, trying to make conversation on the walk. "What brought you back?"

"Oh, nothing really." Dawn answered, picking up a flower. "I just wanted to take down Scott after what he did to me last season. By the way, your aura is a wonderful pink."

"Oh! I forgot you read auras!" Sierra exclaimed excitedly. "What are me and my Cody-Bear's?"

Dawn took a glance at the two, looking them up and down.

"You are a very vibrante red, while Cody is….teal." Dawn answered hesitantly.

"Are those good things?" Sierra asked, hugging Cody tighter.

"Yeah." Dawn answered, looking away.

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"Okay, I lied to Sierra." Dawn admitted. "Cody has a majority teal, but also yellow, with a hint of black. Which isn't the most concerning actually. That belongs to that Dave guy. All his aura is is Dull red, gray and a dull forest green."

Static

The Newts were all in their own conversations, spaced out from each other. Sky, Jasmine and Shawn were at the front, having a light conversation. Behind them, Leshawna and Harold were in their own world, with Geoff and Lightning behind them, talking about sports. Izzy was skipping along, Anne Maria spraying her tan in a can spray and Mike was gloomily bringing up the rear.

"Yo dude." Someone said, putting a hand on Mike's shoulder. "What's wrong, bruh?"

Mike looked up to see Geoff, who had ended his talk with Lightning when he saw how down Mike was.

"It's nothing." Mike said, looking down. "I just miss Zoey and Cam."

"Oh, trust me, I get ya dude." Geoff nodded, smiling sadly. "My girlfriend Bridgette didn't qualify for this season, and I miss her like, a huge amount. But on the bright side, you can still talk to her! It's not like we can't interact between teams."

Mike didn't say anything, but looked up with a smile that Geoff returned.

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"I miss my Bridgypoo." Geoff said, his hat off. "I miss you babe! I'll win for you!"

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"Geoff is a pretty cool guy." Mike said, rubbing his arm. "I hope we get more time to get to know each other."

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"Move aside, newbie." Heather said as she grabbed Jo by the shoulder, pulling her back so she could walk by.

"Watch it, Old Heather." Jo fired back, pointing at the back of Heather's head.

"You watch it, newbie." Heather growled back.

"Guys, come on." Gwen tried to reason. "Just because we're labeled villains doesn't mean we have to act like them. We're a team, we should act like a team."

The others all made sounds of agreement, which made Gwen smile.

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"No way that will happen." Heather said, rolling her eyes. "I.."

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"...Don't trust.." Jo continued, holding up a finger.

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"...Anyone…" Duncan said, pointing at the camera.

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"...on this…" Scott carried it, crossing his arms.

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"Beep beep." The robot got involved.

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"...Lousy…" Justin kept it going.

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"...No good.." Sugar said, waving a finger.

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"... Backstabbing team!" Courtney finished.

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"I think that went well." Gwen said hopefully, chuckling.

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"This is a nightmare." Dave groaned, putting his face in his hands.

The shot zoomed out to show Gwen above him with the same confessional background, chuckling, before the confessionals of the rest of their teammates surrounded them, with fiery backgrounds, laughing.

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"Do you think that really worked?" Dave asked the goth, walking next to her.

"I can only hope so." Gwen said, looking behind her to see Courtney glaring at her. "Ugh. Courtney keeps glaring at me, like she's trying to set me on fire."

"I'll give her a glare back for ya." Duncan assured, before glaring at Courtney.

She looked away, crossing her arms as she chose to ignore Duncan, who didn't expect this and was shocked.

"Uh, hello?" He called. "Courtney? Hey."

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"I'm used to having girls yell at me, even hit me." Duncan said, rubbing his head. "But to just block me? That's not right."

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yell at me, even punch me." Duncan started, before his face softened. "But blank me? That's just wrong. I mean, ugh, whatever."

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"I think our resident punk wants you to yell at him like you did the last three seasons." Justin said, walking up beside Courtney.

"What's the point?" Courtney asked the model. "He never listens. Besides, things are over between us. He's a bad boy, I knew it wouldn't last forever. But Gwen?"

Courtney took a minute to glare at the goth. "I thought she was my friend. Last time I make that mistake."

"I know the feeling." Justin tried to comfort. "If you ever need someone to confide in, I am right here."

The sound of Chris laughing filled the air as the three groups stood in front of red, gray and yellow carriages. Chris flew in, riding a jetpack and helmet.

"Greetings All Stars!" He yelled over the noise, the wind from the jetpack blowing sand into the teens faces and causing them to cough.

"Here are your carriages." He said as he finally landed. "Blood red for the Villainous Vultures, pure as gold for the Heroic Hamsters and silvery gray for the Neutral Newts. You have thirty seconds to decide who's pushing…starting now!"

"I'll drive." Scott volunteered as he grabbed the handle.

"No, I'll drive." Jo argued, grabbing the other half.

"Please, you both move slower than a pig being called from a mud puddle." Sugar insulted, walking up to them.

"But shouldn't the faster runner be the one to drive?" Jo asked. "And so someone doesn't throw the challenge?"

"Hey, I changed!" Scott argued back, but it was no use as Sugar started pulling him away from the cart. "Aw man."

"Wouldn't you make a better diver?" Gwen asked, walking up to the girl.

"No one tells me what to do, gothball." Jo retorted. "And don't even try to kiss me."

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"I don't trust dirt for brains Scott to push for one second." Jo grumbled, crossing her arms. "Not after Revenge."

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"I wasn't going to throw the challenge." Scott assured, holding up his hands. "I just didn't want to jump into that s-shark infested water."

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"Three seasons of kindness and I am still reduced to evil kisser status?" Gwen asked, looking bewildered. "For the last time, Duncan and Courtney had ended before we started. You can't steal a boyfriend if the boy is free."

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"I think it's obvious who should push." Cameron said, looking at Brick.

"You sure?" Beth asked, looking between Brick, DJ and Owen. "DJ was able to carry Owen before."

"Don't worry ma'am." Brick assured. "I got us covered."

"If you say so.." Beth gave in.

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"It's not that I don't think Brick can do it." Beth began. "But Owen is big. He could tire him out."

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"The Lightning is gonna push!" Lightning said as he walked to the carriage.

"I think I should do it, I am an Olympian after all." Sky tried to put in.

"What about me?" Jasmine asked. "I'm pretty strong too."

"Be that as it may, but you do some flips and such." Lightning said, pointing at Sky. "And you might be strong, but I am an athlete, with football as the strongest sport. I can run fast."

The others looked between themselves, before shrugging. Lightning cheered and took the carriage.

"Alright, everyone except Jo, Brick and Lightning, follow me." Chris instructed before flying off with his jetpack.

Chris landed down, waiting for the campers. Before long, Jasmine, Zoey and Duncan all made it to the top, followed closely by their teams. Scott, Zoey and Mike looked over the cliff, examining the water when a certain shark broke the surface, waving menacingly, causing the three to gasp.

"Fang!" They cried, Geoff and Gwen looking over with them.

"Who?" The two asked, eyeing the waters.

"Who's the best key spotter?" Chris asked, facing the camera. "And who's dead in the shark infested water? Find out next time on Total…Drama….All Stars!"

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The shot came back with the teams standing together, looking over the cliff.

"Places people." Chris said, standing in the middle of them. "It's diving time."

A few sharks jumped out of the water, snapping their jaws. Scott, shaking like a leaf, grabbed Heather and put her in front of him.

"After you." He said, still looking down.

"One diver at a time. The next diver must wait until after the carriage comes back." Chris explained. "Ready? Set?" He blew an airhorn. "GO!"

Immediately, Zoey, Courtney and Sky jumped. Zoey and Sky had near perfect forms as they fell in, with Courtney choosing to go feet first. Sky and Zoey hit the water at the same time, landing between the sharks. As the water animals looked at where they landed, Courtney landed outside of their circle. Zoey came out first, quickly followed by Sky. Zoey quickly hopped into her team's cart, Brick immediately taking off. Sky was close behind, encouraging Lightning to go as fast as he could.

"Later traitor." He taunted Jo as he left. "Sha-zoom!"

Courtney took an extra few minutes swimming before finally making it to the cart.

"What took so long? Trying to find a new boyfriend?" Jo shot as she started pushing.

In the forest, Brick and Lightning were almost neck and neck, with Jo not too far behind. Once the three got to the clearing, Zoey was out first, Sky right on her heels. Courtney managed to get out just as Zoey put in her key and turned.

"Ugh, no go. We gotta head back." Zoey told Brick, quickly running back to the cart.

"Darn, wrong key." Sky informed Lightning, before racing down the stairs.

Courtney, happy that the other two had failed, tried her key, which also didn't work. She let out a groan, before running back to Jo, who started following the others.

"Come on, come on." Duncan said, waiting at the cliff with Gwen at his side.

"Ya know, a few of my blog readers were upset at you two hooking up." Sierra said, causing the two Vultures to look at her. "But I get it. Love is love. Just like me and my Cody-Wody."

Gwen and Duncan shared a glance before rolling their eyes.

"Yeah, we totally have what you two have." Gwen said, before Duncan looked down.

"Ugh, where is Jo?" Duncan groaned, looking down.

He watched as Brick and Lightning returned, causing DJ and Jasmine to both jump.

"Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" DJ yelled as he fell, landing directly on Fang with Jasmine not far behind.

"Here she comes!" Gwen cheered as Jo arrived on the beach.

"Finally." Duncan said, looking at Gwen. "A kiss for good luck?"

Gwen quickly looked between Duncan as he puckered up and Sierra as she watched giddily, before pushing Duncan off the cliff.

"Sorry, no time!" She said as he fell.

"AHHHH!" Duncan cried, splashing into the water below.

By the time he resurfaced, DJ was just getting to land and Lightning and Jasmine were gone. He swam after DJ, getting onto land as the Heros took off. Making quick work, he jumped into the carriage.

"Go go!" He ordered, Jo rolling her eyes.

"No duh." She returned, running towards the hotel.

Jasmine tried the key, sighing when it didn't work. She trudged back over to the cart, head down.

"Now I have to squeeze back into this tiny cart." She lamented, climbing in.

"Don't worry, Lightning will go as fast as he can!" Lightning assured, running off.

Brick and DJ arrived, both complaining as the key didn't work, causing them to run back.

"Darn, dud key." Duncan said as he tried the key.

"Way to go, Dudcan." Jo insulted, looking surprised when Duncan laughed.

"Nice one." He complimented as he got into the carriage.

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"Finally, someone appreciated my killer zingers." Jo said, happy.

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Jo and Duncan made it back to the beach, where Lightning and Brick were waiting.

"What's keeping you two?" Jo asked her fellow pushers.

"Teammates won't jump yet, I think they are still deciding." Brick said, standing and waiting.

"Hurry up!" Lightning called up.

Cody was trying to pry himself out of Sierra's hold, pushing against her with all his strength. Sierra didn't seem to notice, and only let go by accident when Dawn tapped her shoulder. The momentum Cody had sent him stumbling backwards, where he bumped into Dave, who was looking over the edge. Both boys screamed as they fell, grabbing for the nearest thing to keep them up. Sadly, that nearest thing was Shawn, who also screamed as all three fell together, landing in the water together. Dave and Cody came up, surrounded by two of the sharks. They grabbed each other and screamed, before Shawn also came up, having landed on Fang's head. A rock came flying down as all three cowared, hitting Fang in the nose.

"Get away from my Cody!" Sierra cried, throwing another rock.

It hit Fang again, causing him to dive down. A third rock hit both of the other sharks, causing them to retreat. All three boys took this chance to dive down for a key, quickly grabbing one and swimming to the shore. As they hopped into their carriages, their weights came into play. Since Cody was the lightest, Brick had no problem zooming ahead, with Jo not too far behind. Shawn was a little heavier than the other two, so Lightning wasn't able to run as fast, but still kept a decent speed.

"You're doing great Brick, keep it up!" Cody encouraged his teammate, smiling.

"Come on Jo! We almost got them." Dave pushed, leaning over the edge.

"Way to go Lightning. You'd definitely survive a zombie apocalypse." Shawn praised.

Cody got to the house first, putting in his key. It failed to work, and he sighed in defeat before going back to the cart.

Dave's key also failed, and after a smack from Jo, he was back in the cart, running off after the Hamsters.

Shawn's key was also a no go and after a second for Lightning to catch his breath, they were back on the trail.

Brick arrived on the sand, allowing Cody to jump out and watch as Beth looked over the edge, gulping nervously. Gwen ran past her and took her leap, causing Beth to steel herself and jump as well. Harold followed not too far behind, jumping the moment he saw the gray of the Newt cart. All three emerged at the same time, with Gwen getting to shore, then Harold, then Beth.

"Okay, here we go." Jo panted as she pushed the carriage.

"Sha-Bam!" Lightning yelled at he ran past Jo.

"Sorry Brick." Beth apologized as she finally made it.

"No worries ma'am, we still have a chance." The cadet reassured, running into the woods.

"This is so tiring." Jo panted, unable to catch up to Lightning and barely able to stay in front of Brick.

"Should have been a diver, huh?" Gwen asked, rolling her eyes.

They watched as Lightning and Harold started running back the other way, soon making the clearing themselves. When Gwen's key didn't work, the both groaned and started the trek back. This gave Brick and Beth a ray of hope, which was put out when their own key didn't work.

As the others waited for their drivers, Sugar walked up to Justin. The model didn't seem to notice her at first, too busy looking over the edge to pay her any mind. He definitely noticed her when she tapped his arm, making him turn to see her batting her eyelashes. He raised a perfect eyebrow in confusion, indicating for her to say what she wanted.

"Well, I was just thinking that the two hottest people on this whole show should talk a little bit." She said, stepping closer to the model. "A pageant queen and a model would make an interesting couple."

"Uh…yeahhhh." Justin agreed, looking uncomfortable. "I think that's true."

Sugar stepped closer, Justin taking a step back. He saw Jo and Gwen, taking this as his cue to jump, to both do the challenge and get away from Sugar. What he didn't expect though, was Sugar diving after him.

"Oh no you don't!" She called as they both hit the water.

They emerged as Geoff splashed down between them, cheering as he too came up soon after. He looked between the two, scratching his head in confusion.

"Uh, dudes. I think this is a breaking of the rules." He said, still looking lost.

"Right you are, Geoff!" Chris agreed from the air. "Villains, Justin and Sugar must sit this challenge out. Send another diver."

Justin and Sugar swam to shore, as Geoff nabbed a key and swam behind them. Lindsay had taken the plunge in that time, coming up with a key and smiling.

"Yay!" She cheered as she reached the land.

Up on the cliff, Scott was holding on to a rock as Dave and Courtney tried to pull him off. Duncan was talking to him, frowning as the robot stood behind them.

"It's your turn, man." He told the boy, who continued clinging on.

"NO! You can't make me!" He fought back, clinging on for dear life.

"Yes we can." Courtney argued, her and Dave still pulling for all they were worth.

"It's either you are the robot." Duncan pointed out. "And I don't think the nuts and bolts are waterproof."

"Yeah, but they're s-s-shark proof!" Scott continued to argue.

They kept at this for a while, neither side budging the other. Geoff and Lindsay had returned in that time, and Owen and Leshawna had taken the dive.

"The Villains continue to lose ground, and fast!" Chris announced. "Well, not as fast now. Owen isn't helping the most."

Brick was having a tough time pushing Owen, barely managing to get him off of the beach. Leshawna and Lightning had managed to bolt away, leaving the Vultures to be way behind.

"DIVE!" The whole team yelled at Scott, who didn't let go.

"Okay Dave, on the count of three." Courtney instructed. "One…two…three!"

On three, they pulled with all their strength, finally managing to get Scott off the rock. However, they bumped into the robot, sending it back towards the edge. It let out a series of beeps as it came to a stop on the ledge, sighing. However, the ground under it crumbled, causing it to fall backwards down the cliff. It bumped its head on multiple rocks, Dave, Courtney, Scott and Duncan all watching and cringing. It finally made it to the water, where it sunk straight down.

"Finally." Heather said in relief. "Good riddance."

The sharks attacked the robot, causing it to start short circuiting. They swam away in fear, right before it blew up. The remains flew into the air, stopping their rise in front of the sun. However, among the rubble, Alejandro opened his eyes, smiling and winking at the camera. Heather, Cody, Gwen, Duncan, Courtney and Justin all gasped in shock.

"You have got to be kidding me." Heather said in disbelief.

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"Last thing I remember, I was burned to a crisp by the volcano." Alejandro said, his legs up on the toilet. "And Chris shut me up in that robot suit to 'heal'. It feels good to finally be free after all this time. I must thank Scott for his cowardice."

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Alejandro landed on his feet on the sand, catching a key. The Vultures cheered, before grimacing as his legs jiggled and he fell on his face.

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"I was in that robot for a year." Alejandro continued, shrugging. "My legs are so asleep, it's like they are in a coma."

He grabbed his right leg, shaking it. "Wakey wakey." He dropped it with a sigh and looked back at the camera. "Nothing."

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Jo pushed past Brick, who was only halfway to the hotel, Owen gasping in shock.

"Al?!" He called. "When did you get here?!"

Alejandro sent him a glare, not answering his question as he was pushed along.

"Wrong key." Leshawna said, walking back to Lightning. "Maybe one of the cabins work?"

"Worth a shot." Lightning agreed with a shrug.

As the two walked over, Leshawna gasped as she saw Jo carrying Alejandro up the stairs to the hotel.

"Oh no, no no no. What is that snake doin' here?" She asked, almost walking over before being held back by Lightning.

"I was here the whole time, Leshwana." Alejandro answered as he inserted his key into the lock.

With a few turns and a push, he cheered as the door opened.

"Finalmente!/Finally." The two Vultures cheered as it opened.

"This just in, the Vultures win!" Chris announced. "Who's taking second?"

Leshawna was angry, but grumbled as she inserted the key into the cabin, smiling as it opened.

"And the Neutrals win as well!" Chris said, as Lightning and Leshawna high fived. "Heros, I'll be seeing you tonight!"

The shot opens to the Heros sitting on the stumps, Cameron, Zoey, Dawn, Lindsay and Brick in the front, Owen, Cody, DJ, Beth and Sierra in the back. Next to them, the Villains sat in a peanut gallery, watching. Justin, Scott, Sugar, Duncan and Gwen sat in the front, Alejandro, Dave, Jo, Heather and Courtney in the back.

"How do you like the new peanut gallery?" Chris asked the two teams. "Now the winners can see who gets the boot before going to the spa for a deluxe dinner."

The Vultures cheered, high fiving and fist bumping. The Hamsters didn't look too happy, sending small glares at the winners.

"Before we start, I need one winner to volunteer for a special reward." Chris said, smiling.

"Me!" Jo called, running over. "I deserve it since I had to push all of you."

"Great." Chris said. "Your reward is….spending the night on exile with all the hungry wild animals!"

"WHAT?!" Jo called, enraged. "How is that a reward?!"

"Because hidden somewhere on the island is a Chris McLean immunity idol." He told her, holding up a replica. "Find it, and you're golden."

"Now he tells us." Scott groaned.

"This year." Chris started, as Chef led Jo off. "You get to vote by putting an x on the 8 by 10 photo of the person you want to eliminate. Now, get voting." He instructed, pointing behind himself.

The shot continued to change, following as the Hamsters voted. First, Brick, then Dawn, Zoey, Cameron, DJ, Beth, Cody, Sierra and Owen. Lindsay, accidentally showing she voted Brick, was last, and she smiled.

"Okay!" Chris said, holding a plate full of marshmallows. "The following people are safe."

"Cameron." He called, the boy smiling as he caught his treat.

"Zoey." She smiled as well, grinning at her book smart friend.

"DJ." The animal lover sighed in relief, catching his safety.

"Beth and Lindsay." The two hugged each other, catching their marshmallows.

"Cody." The tech geek grinned, eating his marshmallow.

"Dawn." The moon child caught hers, looking at Brick in worry.

"And Brick." Brick caught his with one hand, shooting Dawn a smile.

"Owen. Your size slowed Brick down as he pushed you." Chris said, looking at the guy. "And Sierra. You kept Cody from doing the challenge, and did kind of slow the whole team down."

"What?" Sierra asked, shocked.

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"Aw man! Nooo!" Owen cried as he fell off his stump and onto his knees.

"I'm afraid so, man." Chris said in mock sympathy. "Your All-Star run, is up."

"Do I have to go on that scary cannon?" Owen asked, looking up.

"Nope! We have a brand new elimination device!" Chris answered.

The scene changed, to Owen sitting in a toilet, the Hamsters watching from the Dock.

"Behold, the Flush of Shame!" Chris introduced. "Patent pending."

The Hamsters all cringed as they looked on, DJ looking away completely in disgust.

"Well, see you all later I guess." Owen said, from his position. "I had a bl-"

Chris interrupted him by pressing a button, causing the toilet to flush.

"AHHHH!" Owen cried as he was sucked down, causing a huge push back of water to come out of the toilet.

Chris opened an umbrella as it splashed down, smirking as the Hamsters were hit with the full shock of the toilet water. They all groaned, looking down at themselves.

"Who will be flushed into the History books next?" Chris asked, laughing and throwing away the umbrella. "Find out next time on Total…Drama….All Stars!"

Votes

Owen: Sierra

Cameron: Owen

Cody: Sierra

Brick: Owen

DJ: Owen

Beth: Brick

Zoey: Owen

Lindsay: Brick

Dawn: Sierra

Sierra: Owen

Owen: Five (5) votes (Eliminated)

Sierra: Three(3) votes

Brick: Two(2) votes

And the first of many chapters is done! I have a little bit to explain, so let's get into it.

First off, cast. I didn't expect it to be this big, personally. But things just kept being added on, and now, here we are. I have a reason for who made it, so here we go, starting with Gen 1

Owen: Come on, he's the poster child. But his reasoning is as follows: Won season one, made the merge in Action under some…questionable circumstances, and making merge in World Tour.

Gwen: Made it to the finale of Island, but her following season performances definitely didn't hold up. She had a good run in Island, and an impactful two following seasons, so she made it.

Heather: Final 3 in Island, pre merge in Action, but won in World Tour. Pretty solid if ya ask me

Duncan: Final 4 in Island, won in Action and…final 5 in questionable ways for World tour. Two genuine good runs over a weird one.

Leshawna: Final 5 in Island, made merge in Action, but World Tour did tank her. She did have impacts there though, so she got a little lucky.

Geoff: Yes, only played twice. Final 6 in Island, but out first in Action. I feel like he has more that can be done with him though, so here is what we got.

Izzy: For the 30 size cast, Izzy definitely qualified over some people.

Lindsay: Merge twice, and final 2 of Victory. Pretty straight forward.

DJ: Final 8, quit and last Victory member left. It would be interesting to see where he could go if he hadn't quit in Action, and I am gonna use that.

Harold: Final pre merge boot, final 5 in Action thanks to Owen, and also quit. He has a lot of potential left.

Courtney: Rigged out of the game, but Action was…iffy? As for World Tour, that was a legit run. So…yeah.

Beth: Booted pre merge in Island, but made finale in Action. Lucky I guess?

Cody: Injured in Island, which X'ed his game, and Third place in World Tour, albeit carried. I think I can take this as a chance to give him his own legs.

Justin: He didn't have much in terms of Island, but I intend to take a more Action approach with him.

Alejandro: Played one season, but was a major villain and made Finale. All great reasonings.

Sierra: Also only played once, but made F4.

Now, the second Gen:

Lightning: First and foremost, since these folks only played once, making merge was good enough for most. Lightning won his season though, so he definitely deserves this.

Cameron: Made the finale, so yeah. Revenge didn't have much to run with.

Zoey: Final 3, your basic Mary su hero.

Scott: Villain and made final 4. Good stuff.

Jo: Made merge, good secondary villain.

Mike: Made merge, basic hero type.

Anne Maria: So, she was supposed to be in the original All-Stars but was cut for whatever reason. So I just uncut her.

Brick: Same for him, being cut.

Dawn: I wanted one more Revenger, but Sam was not fitting the bill. I personally think Dawn was more robbed and had more impact in the game of Revenge than Sam did.

Finally, the Gen three cast.

Shawn: Won the season, and had a good impact.

Sky: Made finale, also had an impact.

Sugar: The only real villain. I know Scarlett and Amy exist, but they were just villains (okay maybe not Amy) for the sake of it. Sugar wanted to win.

Jasmine: Robbed, made 4th. Good reasoning for me.

Dave: Now, he made merge. I skipped Max and Scarlett because for the story, I wouldn't know what to do with them. Dave barely squeaked by. I think I'll have something for him, but not too sure what yet.

As for this elimination, I knew from the very beginning Owen wasn't making it far. Used too much, not a game player, and honestly, everything was kinda done with him. The rest of the hero's do have something I can work with. Sorry Owen fans, this wasn't his story. I'll work on chapter 2 when I have free time, so don't be too down. Latersss!