Author's Note (Monster): Enjoy
One night off. What do you do when you have one night off? Party of course! That was what the members of Hollywood Undead were planning on doing. No, wait, they were already partying. All six of them were at the local club, downing a shot that definitely wasn't their first that night. Some of them, if not all of them, were drunk or at least tipsy. All of them were lazily hanging at the bar when suddenly a familiar tune popped up. "Guys!" Charlie Scene called, a shit-eating grin making its way across his face as he thrust his glass up in the air. "Hear that?"
The others stopped talking and listened to the song playing. I'm gonna chase this whiskey with patrón. I want a girl in my lap and a jägerbomb. I'm comin' in hot, you heard me. Soon all of their faces had the same silly grin. Charlie put down his drink, trusting the others would make sure no one tried to put any shit in it. He tugged Funny Man and gestured for him to come along to the dancefloor. "I love it when the DJ throws my song on. I hit the dance floor and get my sing-a-long on!" Charlie happily rapped while pulling Funny Man along to the dance floor. The others laughed and Da Kurlzz shouted: "Wrong song, dude!"
His smile slowly faltered as he watched both guys dance like drunk idiots with each other. It almost made him want to shout for them to get a room but he didn't want to bring them on any ideas. Soon he simply watched them with a scowl on his face, his teeth gritting together. True, they weren't doing anything bad, but still. Da Kurlzz felt like he should've been the one to dance by Charlie's side. Yes, he was jealous, but he had a damn good reason to be jealous! Ever since two years ago he'd been feeling strange around his fellow member. He recognized the feeling after a while. He had a huge crush on the guy, later it even changed into love. He knew his feelings would never be returned, but he still couldn't help but feel jealous whenever Charlie shared a moment with someone else. Danny nudged his side and raised an eyebrow at the current face he was making. "Dude, don't lose your shit here."
No, the others didn't know about his crush. Only Danny knew. He didn't exactly tell him, but Danny had figured it out on his own, which wasn't very difficult. The others never even considered if one of their members could possibly like another guy, except for Danny because he, too, was in love with another guy. That guy was also on the dance floor and dancing next to Charlie. "If only they saw us", Da Kurlzz sighed to Danny. The other shrugged and thrust his drink up in the air. "I don't need him to be able to make fun. Sulking won't get me one fucking step closer to being with him."
Da Kurlzz nodded and smiled at the wisdom of those words. "You're right. Let's hit the dance floor."
Danny turned towards J-Dog and Johnny to ask if they could look after their drinks, but the two were too wasted to say a word anymore. Both leaning their head on the bar as if they were spent. Rolling his eyes he tugged Da Kurlzz along into the crowd, chasing after their bandmates. Charlie saw them coming and put his hands up in a drunken way to be enthusiastic. "Yeaah! Finally! We're settin' an example, Funny Man", he cheered, leaning heavily on Funny Man who was checking out a hot blonde behind Charlie. It made Da Kurlzz look at Danny as if to dare him to be optimistic about that, but Danny didn't look him in the eye. Instead he was checking out Funny Man's butt as he had turned his back on them. Charlie noticed and pointed at the two of them, eyeing Da Kurlzz for an explanation. The curly haired man put his hands up innocently. "I don't know, man", he lied.
Charlie leaned back, telling Funny Man something the other two couldn't hear. Funny Man straightened and looked back at Charlie with a questioning look. Charlie nodded and Funny Man turned back to the other two.
"Oh hey guys! Are we gonna stand around here or are we gonna dance?" he asked, starting to dance like he was higher than the fucking ceiling, showing some moves that had yet to be recognized as dancing moves. Danny burst out laughing when Funny Man pulled him closer to dance with him. Da Kurlzz chuckled when Danny looked helpless as he was being pulled away by the other, but soon stopped as he felt a hand on his shoulder. Charlie leaned closer to him. "We're finally alone."
Da Kurlzz widened his eyes, turning to look at Charlie and see if it was a joke. His bandmate showed no sight of joking and started swaying the other's hips with the music. "Dance with me, Kurlzz."
"Charlie, what are you doing?" Da Kurlzz asked, moving away, stumbling and falling on his ass. Charlie started laughing before pulling the other to his feet. "Sorry, but that was hilarious!"
Da Kurlzz slapped his chest and shook his head. "Just wait until you fall next time. I hope it's on stage!"
"That's low", Charlie said, feigning a hurt expression, then whining because Comin' In Hot had ended. "That's no fun! Now I don't feel like dancing anymore!" he pouted, folding his arms. Da Kurlzz rolled his eyes, wanting to find Danny and Funny Man since Charlie was acting like a baby anyway. He walked in between dancing people, looking around and soon he found them. They were… dancing, he supposed, pressed against each other and while they were at it, making out. Charlie had followed him and bumped against him when he suddenly stopped in his tracks. "What's going on?"
Da Kurlzz stepped aside and pointed at Danny and Funny Man. Charlie turned his head, mouthing a 'damn' before turning to Da Kurlzz. "Can I haz too?"
"What?" Kurlzz squeaked, looking at the other surprised.
Charlie nudged his head towards their fellow members. "Can we?"
"No", Da Kurlzz refused, walking away. Sure, he wanted to kiss Charlie any time, but he didn't want it as some sort of booty call! Charlie was following him and turned him around. "Wait, Kurlzz! Maybe it was wrong to bring it up like that, but I've been thinking all night how to tell you that I love you."
Da Kurlzz' face melted into a smile. "Really? I love you too."
His friend leaned in for a kiss, but Kurlzz pulled away. "If you still love me tomorrow, when you're sober, you can kiss me", he grinned, running away happily.
"Kurlzz!" Charlie complained loudly.
Guess events could really take a funny and unexpected turn. Even for the ever so straight Charlie Scene and Funny Man.
This sucked so badly, but I had to get it out of my mind. No hate, I'm just a fan. Please Review. I'll be doing short fanfictions about couples in the band. If you have a couple you want to read about, I recommend you to leave a review and I'll make a chapter about them.
