Author note: Hello everybody I am Anoynim, and I am a new author so please don't be harsh with me since English is my second language.

I know that it's a crack fic with lot of World Items but don't mind it if you're here for real overlord this isn't the fanfictions you need.

And I am sorry if you expected a real shuten douji but it's not, just a member of Ainz Ooal Gown having Shuten Douji as a design (from FGO xD).

Rated M because maybe I will do lemons or not it depends.

By the way who would you like :

Shuten x Ryuu

Shuten x Riveria

Shuten x who?

Or Harem route? I wouldn't do any with male since I prefer Yuri with futa xD. I am still thinking about doing futanari but be warned that there might have later on.

I would read your comment and judge by myself which one I will judge.

Enjoy!


15:00

It's the end of my day in work for today. Yosh! Let's go home! Each day is the same waking up, go to work and go to home.

The worse is being ogled by perverts and my co-workers and subordinates. The good news is that I am their superior, and that if they does anything inappropriate they know that they will suffer a horrible fate since they will be fired.

I am an young woman measuring 1.65m with a slender body with good curves whether it's on the thighs, waist or boobs. A black short haired woman in her early and mid 20s with a good education and a rich background, I am fated to marry another rich corporate and live with someone I hate and will have to bear his children.

I don't have the choice and I am supposed to be happy with that fate!

At least my family boosted me and I was on the higher echelon of the society and in my company. I am safe from any harm from poverty and from diseases but I am not happy.

While I was walking out of the building I saw a familiar face and voice. It was Satoru Suzuki, it did happen that we saw each other in work since we work for the same company. I decided to wave at him before going to home.


Somewhere in Muspelheim

I was among the 42 members of Ainz Ooal Gown one of the four females, my job was the same as Touch me, a World Champion. I decided to grind some gold to pay the expenses of the guild base.

As I was walking on this deserted world grinding for gold and ingredients. An announcement by the company owning and managing Yggdrasil was sent to every players.

In short announcing that the servers would shutdown and that it will mark the end of the game I loved so much in 2 month. As soon as I finished to read the announcement, I sent to each members of Ainz Ooal Gown an invitation to come together like the old days.

I smiled when I immediately received an email, from my dear friend Touch Me. However as soon as I read, my smile faded into nothingness... Touch Me declined.."W..well..as expected of him. I can't expect him to have time since he has a family. I should be happy that he replied since he didn't for my last mails."

I sighed and I continued to kill a boss version of a Greater Fire Elemental named Ifrit. [Arcane Bisection] a great bisecting slash dealing non elemental magical damage cut Ifrit in half and in a matter of seconds he reformed himself. But the time ifrit used to regenerate himself wasn't wasted as I used [Ocean Cleaver] to dismembered him again with a huge water blade swing.

The Greater Fire Elemental didn't have any chance as I was prepared with my katana [Sea Emperor] a divine class item katana dealing high water damage and with some time and energy Ifrit died.

Ifrit dropped an unknown item that I have never dropped or heard before, it was book with gold egdes. "It seems to be a quest item, doredore (let's see)" I say with a smirk on my face and licking my lips.

"Hum... Bla.. Bla.. Always some useless lore..wait.. Oh!.. waiiit... 'Among the stars of the great skull. In the night of coming of Centurion comet, must you see at the Apex of the world. Would you contemplate the marvelous beauty of a world'"

"The Great skull constellation only exist in Niflheim" I thanks Blue planet in my head for him being so invested in constellations and nature. "well it should be in Niflheim...at the Frost mountain.. And I should there.." I looked into a astronomy book, a normally useless book that everyone player throw away since it's a lore based book giving no rewards like skill book or class book.

"it's... TODAY?!" I yelled in surprise and I looked the time and it was already 19:30.

"I wouldn't have enough time to go there!" I panic and don't know how it will be possible to go in Niflheim in time since the next safe city is far away and I am only a World Champion and don't have any arcane job class for teleportation.

"I don't have the choice! I would have to use a scroll. [Gate]!"


Frozen Mount in Niflheim

I teleported into the Frozen World of Niflheim and searched the highest point, after using a scroll of [Control Weather] to clear the sky I waited sitting on the ground.

"It's still so good to see this sky... Even if it's a fake one... I would like to see a real one, Blue Planet would agree with me" I smiled remembering him and the sky of the 6th floor of Great Tomb of Nazarick. While I was lost in my memories, the stars of the great skull illuminated and the Centurion comet shined. With an astonishing light, a cosmic light was emitted and showed on the ground near of my naked feets a X mark.

"Time to dig out this treasure!" I smiled as if it was my birthday party when opening my presents. Taking a shovel and making sure I wasn't followed I double checked left and right and nobody was here before starting digging.

After several minutes and several meters already my patience started to running out.

"How much dirt there is?!! How deep is it?!" I said as I was continuing to dig before that shovel wouldn't work anymore. Not understand what's wrong I checked my showel seeing if it was broken but it wasn't, until I understood that I was hitting something since there was '0 damage' count.

" A chest?! Looot!! Yatta!" I started to open this chest and discovered an unknown item with the appearance of a Map. In Yggdrasil maps weren't given, only simple and approximate map were given to each players. That's why it was essential to make ourselves proper maps or earn them but it seems that this map is weird. In fact, the map seems to pinpoint several points of interest and one of these pinpoint is moving... And it's.. In my POSITION?! With a Name?!!

"[Mappa Mundo]!! It's a WORLD ITEM!! Tracking every loot?!!" it was insane, it seemed to be a world item tracking every kind of item and the more you zoom in the more loot of lesser rarity could be seen. With the option of hiding certain type of loots... "EVEN WORLD ITEMS?!"

"it doesn't matter if you're perfectly silent or anything, this map will still track you and every items you carry! The only countermeasures is to possess a World item or having a special class!"

"These dev must have forgot that it can track every players... Since the items move... Hehehe" I started to laugh evilly since it was a perfect PK tool.

"in any case I should go back to nazarick and wait for Momonga, he should be here soon since his shift is finished. We will enjoy abusing this item hehehe" I started to laugh and smile even if it wasn't showed to anybody.

I used a scroll oof [Return Home] to teleport into the last safe zone visited before going to Helheim and using my ring to teleport in Nazarick.


In the Great Tomb of Nazarick, in the Treasury.

When I used the password to enter the treasury, I come across a doppelganger... Dressed in a yellow military uniform!! And kneeling when I approached.

"I never saw you before... You must be a new NPC.. Let's see who you are." I opened his parameters and read his name "so you're Pandora's actor the Floor Guardian of the Treasury and you.. Were.. Made by..ah!! " and I was shocked when I saw that Momonga was his creator... And more so than ever when I started to contemplate Momonga's chunny period by reading Pandora's actor bio.

"hahaahaha!!! Ahhahahah!!" I laughed so hard when seeing Pandora's Bio! That I didn't notice that Momonga logged in.

It was only after 5 good minutes of laughing when I heard Momonga's voice "Shuten why are you laughing so hard?? And why are you here? " said with a nervous tone.

"It's simple! I discovered your secret shame!! Pandora's Actor!!" I replied when showing his creation and doing a Pandora's pose. To Momonga's surprise and shivering voice it seems that my teasing worked "ehhhhh~?!!! Noooooo!!!! Don't look at him!!" he tried to hide Pandora's actor with his avatar from my sight in shame.

"I am wondering why you always tried to prevent me from going to the treasury hehehe" laughing with my hand hiding my smug face at the scene.

I am teasing Momonga by trying to see Pandora actor and Momonga trying his best by hiding him from me.

"Now I know that you were having a harder chunnybyou period than Tabula, isn't it Mo-Mon-Ga-Sa-Ma!?" with a joking tone making Momonga extremely embarrassed that Shuten discovered Pandora's actor.

"No it was because... Yeah for efficiency !like that I could deposit the gold and the drop item while you could go grind! And no I never had a chunny phase!" replied Momonga with a really unconvincing tone.

"Really? Mein Schöpfer Momonga-Sama! (My creator Momonga-sama)" I replied instantly making him overload

"it's so embarrassing!!!" yelled the guildmaster.


After several minutes of laughing (only Shuten)

"hahahaha! I have never laughed this hard before!! Such a long time I laughed this much. Ahahah!" barely holding my laughter.

With a fake *cough* sound Momonga tried to change the subject "By the way Shuten, why were you in the treasury? Were you going to stop to play Yggdrasil" asked with a curious tone and a worrying one that she will leave him alone like the others.

"Well you know earlier this afternoon I was killing Ifrit and he dropped me this item!" I showed the lore book and I explained what has happened.

"And so we have a 12th World item!! It can apparently track any item even World class item!!" I say with a prideful tone and happy tone.

"and it's dynamic! So it can track even player!! Only if they don't have any World class item. Hehehe it will be so easy to PK!" i replied with a cheerful and little bit high pitched voice like bubukuchagama -san does sometimes to tease Momonga.

Momonga was flabbergasted firstly by the Shuten's discovery of Pandora but secondly by the discovery of a World item and one of the most OP for Intel gathering!

But mostly he was relieved that not another of his friend was leaving him behind but was on the contrary eager to play more. Planning even some PK for changing with the usual grinding.

"Should we try to raid an empty guild base? Or kill players?" Shuten asked with a happy voice.

"I would propose that we should try alone players first! And maybe an empty guild base " replied Momonga.


Several hours later of PKing

"it was so fun! Mitemite (look look) so many good drop item! Some item to temporarily change race or hiding their race in humans cities and divine class item! They must be so maaaaad! Hehehe" I said happily after seeing all the good stuff that these now poor players were having on them.

"it was really fun! I even have some new divine rings! Let's deposit them in nazarick before going to raid/kill anyone!" replied Momonga with such happiness and enjoyment that he missed a long time ago.

"Yes guildmaster! Ohhh! Such a great Haul!" and we teleported into nazarick to deposit our loot before going to Pking in another world.


1 Month later

Already 1 month that we played Yggdrasil and we didn't see the time flow this fast. Nothing unexpected since we were having so much fun Pking and snatching loot in Niflheim and Muspelheim... Etc

We even snatched several world item!

It was probably because people tried to sell World item in the black marked for real money but it seemed that they couldn't do it in a safe zone since one of them was a heteromorph.

They must have preferred to do it in a neutral zone than going in far away safe zone for both heteromorph and humans just because it would waste time.

What a mistake! One of them was a newbie since i one shotted him with the first slash among the 6th of [Asura Slash]. And Momonga was happy that we earned [World Savior] for free and a shit ton of gold.

When we started searching for world items some weeks ago, we found one of the Twenty [Blooming of Experience]. We found it in a secret dungeon,impossible to find it without knowing it's location. It was in a really really difficult dungeon raid since we were only 2 and with some mercenary NPC. But I am not the World Champion for nothing!

[Blooming of Experience] Upon usage it will enable a player the possibility of erasing any common class (15 job level) or rare class (10 job level) but on the condition of keeping related epic class (5 level max).

However you conserve your stats/skill/magic.

for example for Momonga if he kept his "Eclipse" class he could erase his necromancer (15) and he would be level 85 with his former stats and build when he was level 100 before using the World item as if nothing happened.

It means that he has 15 available level for any class he wants! And so he could have a better build! Well much more since he has a lot of common and rare class.

We debated who should have it and Momonga decided that I should have it since I was stronger than him. After using it, it seems that it works even for racial class! Yummy! And the good news is that the twenty respawn after some time since we tracked it down [Blooming of experience] with [Mappa Mundo] .

It spawned in another world and Momonga used it too before we tracked down again and keep it in the treasury.

Personally I used my spare level for having access to time magic and arcane magic and also a bit of faith magic for more flexibility but I mostly concentrated on warrior's class like Sword Saint or Greater light crusader and Elemental Grand Sword Master.. Etc.

In the end we have to grind for exp and earn the normal class and rare class before having epic. And so erasing these trash level to convert them into epic job class... Etc

In the end I became a more Powerful World champion with the better stats since I am virtually higher in Stats than a normal level 100.

I earned access to :

- Arcane for flexibility since there are a lot of useful spell like [Time stop] or [Perfect unknowable]... Etc

- Faith for healing and buffing magic and I could even use 9 Tier [True Resurrection]

-New additionnal attack on melee.

To be honest I was already powerful enough for being a World Champion with [World Break]. Having 2 World Champion in the same guild was never heard before, we absolutely abused our advantage since we could technically spam [World Break].

Since each time Touch me or me were in cool down we could switch and deal absolutely tremendous amount of damage while the other is occupying the Ennemy or dealing damage.

We killed World Ennemy in record time with such a strategy, it was so fun.

I think that now it would be unfair if a World Ennemy were to face me. I would wreck alone Zeus with my new powers and Zeus is a raid boss of at least 12 players!

Momonga continued to specialize on magic. He tried to earn some more arcane, even faith class and divination magic.

After min maxing our build (or maxing our build? ), we decided to raid the empty Seraphim's guild base. Like any other guild even top ranked, players started to stop to play and we barged in when nobody was here.

Because of our new power we decimated their defense and reached the Throne room. We did some back and forth to our guild base to deposit our loot and gold dropped by Seraphim's defenders.

After checking the map we reached their treasuries and thanks to Momonga's vault destroyer from the gacha shop.

We literally plundered their entire vault and even guild member personal vault!

Making several dozen of back and forth for emptying all!! And the cherry on top we killed the unfortunate guildmaster and destroyed their guild weapon.

We continued to raid all empty guild base and used the billions of billions of gold, to increase nazarick's capacity and use items to increase nazarick's productivity. In fact we earned several world item and one of them is [Noa's Ark], it upgrades a Guild's base for having a whole new floor for generating ressources of everything and of every kind indefinitely but in low quantities.

Until the World item is stoled but it can placed in an impossible place to know so it's safe. Thank [Mappa Mondo] for telling us where it was.

Momonga used it for creating floor 11 and using spare golems to start farming ressources or killing mobs and mining. But the earning ressources using this world item isn't the best, the drop rate is lower and there is less ressource to mine but it regenerate indefinitely.

Good for long term survival but not for short term earning.


The last day of Yggdrasil

I was in the Round Table room with Momonga waiting for any guildmates but less than half answered us and few came. Among them there was Herohero.

"it has been a really long time, Momonga-San and Shuten-San" Herohero saluted us with his pseudo slimmy hand.

"I didn't think that you would come, Herohero-san. It must have been 2 years right?" asked Momonga

"This much? It's really bad, I have done too much extra hours that I am overwhelmed and I lost the notion of time" said herohero with a tired voice

"Herohero if you want I can try to get you a decent company since your is a black one.." I proposed him but I know that it will probably be really hard to do it with my contact.

"it must be horrible" said Momonga with a concerned voice.

"Don't bother with that, it will only cause you problems however I appreciate your proposal" declined Herohero

"Don't forget that if you want help one day I am available." I left him the option of getting my help.

"Excuse me i didn't come here for complaining about my job even if I am in bad state." said Herohero

"Don't worry hero hero" we said both Momonga and me

"I am surprised that you aren't together by now" teased herohero.

"well it's because my Kouhai doesn't have the courage in asking me to a date" I said with a joking tone and with an emote blink and another of a seductive smile.

"Yamete kudasai (please stop that) Shuten-San it's embarrassing! You do that joke each time someone mentions that." replied Satoru with an embarrassed emote.

"And it's still funny each time! haha! " I laugh.

"I am tired, I am sorry that I can't stay any longer. I am surprised though that Nazarick is still standing"

'"eh ?"' surprised by that sentence that herohero said. Momonga was as flabbergasted as I was.

"Well with me Nazarick is safe! More so when we have 100 World items!" I said proudly since a lot of them were earned by Pking and stealing them and more were earn thanks to [Mappa Mundo]

"ehhh??! 100 World items?! You have really worked hard both of you! Huuuhh what a shame that others weren't here to listen to that" said herohero before I explained how we did that feat.

"Awesome! You did really outdid yourself Shuten-San!" he was really amazed that such an item did exist and that the Ifrit's secret loot existed.

"You were really lucky to have looted that from Ifrit, there must have been several requirements to fulfill. And less people read these books based on the lore." add momonga

"I am sorry but it's getting late and I must go... Tomorrow will be hard if I don't sleep" the slime said while laying on his chair.

'"have a good rest! And goodnight"'. I didn't knew it but it was the last time I will ever see this slime. And I wouldn't be able to help him anymore.


23:20

We waited until that someone in the last minute to log in but nobody was there except us. The atmosphere was heavy and nobody had the courage to start trying to converse.

However Momonga tried something to start a conversation with me.

"S.. Shuten I don't think that anyone would come. Don't you think that we should make a tour of Nazarick one last time?" proposed Momonga.

"hum.. Yeah you're right probably nobody would come.. It's a great idea, let's do it." I said with a little bit of embarrassment.

Momonga looked at the staff of Ainz Ooal Gown with a thoughtful stance. The staff was rarely used since if it's destroyed the guild would be immediately disbanded like we did with Seraphim.

Several second later he said "Do you think that anyone would be bothered if I take the staff with us?"

"You were concerned about that?" I asked with a tint of surprise, which he replied "Well.. Yes".

I burst into a laugh

"hahaha they wouldn't care! It's the last day, take it! ".

Relieved that a guildmate allowed him to take the staff of Ainz Ooal Gown but also feeling a little idiot since she was right.

We left the Round table room and there was the Pleiade with tall and muscular white haired butler. "I think the command was 'Follow'!" and the group of battle maid and the old butler followed us as I walked at the side of Momonga.

"I will miss this place.. We used a lot of our energy and a lot of effort to create this place" I said while walking and looking at our home.

"Me too... There will be nothing left.. It was really fun... Yeah it was really fun" replied Momonga.

"You know what?" I asked before adding "if you're free tomorrow we can go out together for a dinner?"

"Hum! Ehh?" after several second he replied with "Yes of course! Maybe at noon?" said Momonga.

"it's fine for me" I send an smiling Oni emote.


Throne Room

The Guildmaster sit on the Throne and while I was on his right side with the creation of Tabula.

"Was it you who gave this world item?" asked Momonga.

"no it wasn't me, It must have been Tabula" I respond. "However, even if today is the last. I am upset that Tabula did that and gave [Ginnungagap] without telling anybody" with an annoyed tone in my voice.

"well, well, I understand you but it isn't relevant anymore. It's the last day after all.

By the way I am curious about what he did write about Albedo" he tried to calm me and it worked a little bit as I was thinking about something else.

Momonga started to open Albedo's bio and started to read while I was changing my equipment for a casual one that shuten wore with barely any cloth covering my body instead of my World champion's armor with a lot of metal.

While I was starting to check if anyone was logged in I heard the overlord saying

"..and she is also a bitch... Ehhhh?!!"

"ehhh ?! NANI?!"

"it's Tabula he loves Gap Moe! I forgot about that"

"he gave a world item to Albedo and he made her a slut, ohoh that's how he consider Albedo. If he was here he would hear me! " I used the animation of cracking my knuckles and my friend was frightened while I was furious about him.

"Calm down Shuten-San, we can't left this like that can we?"

"You're right about that but what should be put instead?" I asked with a lot of curiosity.

"ettoo... I have an idea! 'and she loves Momonga'. It's so embarrassing" giggling at his joke.

"You already have me don't you? Why do you want another woman" I said while approaching him and his face with mine and doing a kiss animation with a heart flying onto him.

"ehh?? Stop that please it's so embarrassing" said timidly with a blush emote.

"You're always so easy to tease aren't you? It's so fun to see your reactions!" and I do another kiss animation just for teasing him.

"ehh!!" not knowing how to deal with that situation. Momonga tries not to look at my avatar's cleavage and look away.

Looking at the Pleiades he order them

"ah! I forgot to put them on standby 'kneel"' and the the Pleiades kneeled and were waiting.

"mouu~~ you're no fun!" I pouted a little bit that he looked away and that my teasing didn't worked.

"if I were you I wouldn't like that a Tabula's creation comes to love me. You know that they are kind of extreme! I mean a succubus loving you with a bad karma, I bet that you will live with an yandere hehe" I joked about his woman choice and the hypothetical situation where he will live with Albedo, not that it will ever happen it was too much absurd.

"haha" giggled Momonga and I started to giggle too since the conversation was getting absurd.

23:58:30

"It was really fun"

"it was a blast. Thank you for taking care of me and everybody else. It was only because you were the guild master that we were able to enjoy this much.

I hope to see you again in Yggdrasil 2"

23:59:20

"no no it should be me that must thank you... Thank you Shuten for being there until the end and each day. At least I didn't feel abandoned, a little bit but it was still fun.

I hope to see you again in Yggdrasil 2 and see you tomorrow"

23:59:53

"hum! See you tomorrow Momonga!"

23:59:58

23:59:59

I closed my eyes waiting for the end of the server happening.

0:00:01

0:00:02

I opened my eyes and I yelled while standing up "What's happening?!".

What? Why is my voice deeper?

"What is happening Momonga-Sama" said an unknown woman's voice at his right side but it wasn't the voice of his friend and it surprised him that it was coming from an NPC.

"ehh?!" suddenly a green aura appeared and his thoughts were suppressed. Having his mind clear, Momonga moved his head to look at his left and right to see where was Shuten.

But she was nowhere to be seen... She has disappeared.


A/N:

Did you loved this cliffhanger?

Because I do :)

You expected a Ainz OC goes together to the New World don't you?

Well no! Hahaha.

Also if you were wondering who would win between her and Touch me before Blooming.

The odd would be near 5/5 or 4/6 depending on the strategy and the capability of surprising the other.

4 for shuten and 6 for Touch but 5/5 in general if you don't consider touch me's personal skill and only build comparison.

I mean Touch me is a monster in reflex and power play xD. He laughs at you while playing knight in shining armor! haha.

Also if you were wondering if I was struggling with dialogs the answer would be Yes. If you have any advices I would be happy to hear them.