Hey there, as many of you may or may not know, I'm KomplexMothra, Juggalo Rapper, Comedian and Shitposter. For a few years I have been trying to tell the story of Saturn Butterfly, an OC of mine. However, I've been thinking and reading some comics, how does a good old retcon sound?

Bad? Too Bad, i'm doing it anyways.

This is Crisis on Infinite Dimensions.

(Cloudsdale, Equestria, 1995)

Two Mares and a small purple dragon with green spikes stood on the cloud city, a purple alicorn, an equine with wings and a horn, a dark purple straight mane with bangs and a pink streak, as well as a matching tail and a six pointed pink star on her flank. Across from her stood a lavender unicorn mare with a dark purple bob mane with a cyan streak, with a matching tail and a four pointed pink star on her flank.

"I can't stop you, but you can't stop me from trying, and we could do this for all eternity" the alicorn said

"Actually, I think I have a better idea" The unicorn replied, her horn began to glow black with a purple overtint, "I call the darkness onto me, a stolas power of hell unseen, the tattered timelines must be freed, time and space shall be cleaved" she said, everything fading to black as an explosion was heard

(Mewni/Earth, 2019)

Two humanoid creatures, one a blonde teenage girl with pale skin, wearing a teal dress with rainbow straps and fake devil horns, across from her stood a young hispanic man in a red hoodie, with a mole on his cheek. The two stood on what looked like a mixture of medieval architecture, modern buildings and fantasy creatures roaming about

"Hi" She said

"He-" The young man was cut off by an explosion, the sky turning red and everything fading to black

Cutting away after hours of darkness, a light flashes as the sky returns to normal, three moons in the night sky over a castle made of crystal in the middle of a forest, inside a light transported Twilight and the dragon inside, as well as a young human girl with purple hair, purple eyes and pale skin, she wore a pink shirt and black pajama bottoms The three were unconscious,

Twilight opening her eyes, noticing the crystal palace and sighing in relief before noticing the young woman and gasping in horror, waking up the dragon

"Huh?" he asked

"Spike" The alicorn mouthed "That's a human…"

His eyes widened as he scooted back

"Do they eat dragons?" He asked

"Not that I know of Spike, but I know they used to hunt ponies" She whispered

"Twilight, Why is it so small?" He replied, also in a whisper, the two backing up

"I don't know, but we can't take any chances, we have to find Starlight" She said, the human getting up, rubbing her eyes

"What the…Spike? Aunt Twi?" She asked with a yawn in her voice, the two creatures starring back at her in a mix of shock and fear "How'd I get here?"

"You can talk?" Twilight asked, surprised

"Yes, Aunt Twi are you doing alright?" The human girl asked "...Where is everyone?"

"Everyone?" Spike asked

"Sorry, everypony" She replied "Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, Apple Jack, Fluttershy"

The two sentient creatures blinked in shock

"What else do you know?" Twilight asked, the girl now blinking

"Oh no, ok this isn't good" She said "First of all Festivia Butterfly, nice to meet you both, second, who screwed up the timeline?"

Cutting away to a gas station in the middle of a medieval village, a red minivan appearing parked infront of multiple unconscious pegasi, unicorns, monsters and humans, in the drivers seat was a passed out humanoid with chalk white skin, purple hair in a manbun, fangs and tattooed on skull cheekmarks, he had red stripes on his arms, wearing plaid red pajama bottoms and a hockey jersey with the letters ICP on it.

He opened his eyes and looked at the cupholder, seeing an empty can, he then looked at the gas meter that read empty, and finally outside to everything

"How much did I drink to cause a crisis event?" he muttered, getting out of the car as the creatures got up and began panicking at the sight of eachother "What the fuck is with this town?"

He opened the door and walked in, seeing a short woman with pale skin and green hair, wearing a black dress and hat, holding onto a baby girl with purple hair and a tail, wearing a onesie as well as a frightened store clerk and a unicorn mare with white fur and a curled purple mane starring at the woman, the two in a shouting match

"I will not let you hurt anypony in equestria!" the pony shouted "I know what you are"

"And what would that be?" the woman asked

"Ok, Ok, stop. I've got a hangover" he said "Neither of you are going to eat eachother"

"BUT SHE" the two women said at the same time

"Stop. stop" he said "I'm guessing you're just waking up in here?"

"Well yes" The woman replied

"How do you know that?" The unicorn replied

"I was in my car and I passed out, I woke up and saw all that!" he said, pointing to the window, where multiple types of creatures are panicking, the sky swirling and blood red "Now I don't know this timeline's history, but I know you two, if you could take me to Twilight, and grab Star and Marco, maybe we can figure this out"

"That sounds go- are those cheek marks?" she asked

"Tattoos, just incase magic gets destroyed in a timeline I visit" he explained, noticing that the woman didn't have cheekmarks, and the unicorn didn't have a cutie mark

"And this is one of them" he said "Rarity, meet Eclipsa and Meteora. I'm gonna go take a piss and put 50 on pump 3"

"How do you know.." They both were cut off

"I'm another timeline's version of Meteora there" he said, pointing to the baby "And i'm dating another timeline's Starlight Glimmer. There's alot more but I don't think we have time, also, I gotta go pee so" he walked away

"So today just got more interesting" Rarity said "I apologize for the whole thinking you were going to eat me"

"I honestly was thinking the same thing" Eclipsa admitted with a hint of shame, The strange man from before coming out, drying his hand with a paper towel

"You two all buddy buddy now?" he asked, grabbing a green soda from the fridge area and a snickers bar, walking up to the counter to the frightened store clerk, pulling out his wallet and a card "This and 50 on pump 1"

The clerk blinked, slowly grabbing the card and swiping it, the register making a ding sound

"Have a good day…" he replied, handing him back the card

"You too, honestly it's always a crapshoot if the card will work in other timelines, I got lucky" the juggalo said "You gals ready for a car ride to save the multiverse?"

"Well, I don't know what a car is, but if it will protect my family, I will" Eclipsa replied

"I agree with Eclipsa" Rarity nodded, the group walking outside and seeing chaos, walking to the minivan, the man opened the back door and collapsed the back seats except for one, he grabbed an old carseat from the back and set it up

"Alright, Rarity, i'm sorry but my minivan isn't Equine accessible so I did what I could do to give you some room, Mom…Sorry, Eclipsa, you can strap Meteora in Festivia's old car seat" He asked

"Festivia? The Usurper?" Eclipsa asked surprised, Meteora sticking out her tongue in disgust

"Look, she isn't that bad, she's my adopted daughter, and yes she knows about the whole Magic High commission stuff. She blames herself actually, which she shouldn't" he said, setting up the car seat "Hopefully nothing happened to her…" He sighed "I swear to everything, Celestia, Skywynne, God, Jesus, fucking Violent J if she got destroyed. I don't know what i'd do…let's just go find Twilight" he said "I'm sorry"

"It's alright, I understand" Eclipsa replied "I was crystalized for 300 years without my family"

"...I know, that's why I was raised on earth…Time travel's a bi-" he looked at Meteora "Bad word…I haven't introduced myself, i'm sorry about that, Saturn" he stuck his hand out, Rarity shaking it with her hoof, then Eclipsa shaking it. "Let's just get this done and go home"

Rarity climbing into the surprisingly clean van next to the car seat, Saturn strapping in Meteora, as Eclipsa climbed in the passenger seat, closing the doors as Saturn pumped some gas

"What's he doing?" Rarity asked

"I haven't the faintest idea" Eclipsa said

"Hey, the windows down, I can hear everything you're saying" Saturn replied "just fueling this bad boy up, can't drive if the tank is empty. I see her castle in the distance, well it was technically the castle of the two sisters first. Looks like a few miles west, thankfully i've got off road tires"

"Saturn Darling, how do you know so much about Equestria" Rarity asked

"That is a long story, but I assume we have some time to exposition dump" He replied as he closed the gas tank "Have you met Starlight yet?"

"Quite recently, she held a town that stole cutie marks" Rarity explained

"Ok, so you're like 6 years behind us. She's my wife" Saturn replied as he climbed in the drivers seat "My timeline is a little wonky, after Starlight tried to stop a rainboom she disappeared to another dimension, she then held an interdimensional intertimeline wrestling show to find someone to kill Twilight in revenge. Fest actually got us all to talk it out. Glim's reformed, I mean it's been five years. A whole lot can happen" he explained as he drove off "including this. Now I don't know what this is, but we'll figure it out"

"Kill Twilight?" Rarity asked

"I know, I worded that poorly, she just wanted revenge, I thought Twi was gonna hurt Fest and Glim" Saturn said "I heard stories of Celestia banishing her sister to the moon, I had no idea her sister was going though some issues of her own, you never know what issues someone's going through though." the camera faded away as the van drove away

The camera fading to a young filipino woman's room, she sat on her bed, playing on her phone, she was wearing a beanie and a lime green jacket over a dark green shirt and navy green skirt.

A light flashed as a unicorn who looked like Starlight glimmer appeared, unconscious, she wore a choker neckless, had a scraggled mane and tail, and wore black boots as well, she was missing a cutie mark and had eyeliner. Around her waist was a saddle bag

"Sup?" the woman asked

"Hey? How much did I drink last night?" she said looking around "Do I know you?"

"Probably not, Janna" she said

"Starlight, most people call me Glim" she replied before looking out the window at the red skies and chaos "Did I cause the end of the world on my honeymoon?!"

"Probably not, Star destroyed the magic and then everything went to black for a few hours" Janna explained

"...Star destroyed the magic, that doesn't explain Equestria, Earth and Mewni merging" Glim sighed "Ok maybe it does. Wait how do you know Star?"

This actually caught the naturally chill teen off guard "She goes to school in Echo Creek"

"What year is this?" Glim asked

"...2019" She replied

"Ok, this isn't horrible at all, call Star, maybe we can figure this out" Glim said "You see that crystal castle over there, that's Twilight Sparkles, maybe if we get her and Star together they can figure this out"

"I've got nothing to do" janna said texting "She sees it, her and Marco will be there in an hour"

"It'll take alot quicker for us" Glim said

"Alright, I'm riding on your back though, I want to make Jackie jealous" Janna replied

"Just don't mess up the mane, It took three hours to get it like this" Glim said "...I'm joking, since magic is gone I can't really use my horn, could you reach in my bag and hand me my phone?"

"...Yeah, who are you calling?" Janna asked

"My Husband, I want to make sure he and my daughter are ok" Glim replied using her hoof in an unnatural looking way to dial a number, the screen splitting as Saturn drove and answered a phone "Glim?"

"Saturn?" Glim asked

"Oh thank god you're ok, Is Festivia with you?" Saturn replied

"No, where are you?" Glim asked

"On my way through a hodgepodge dimension to Twilight's castle"

"Janna and I are too, we'll see you in a bit" Glim replied "We called Star and Marco from this timeline, who do you have with you?"

"Rarity, Mom and Meteora" Saturn said

"Meteora?"

"Baby Girl version of me"

"Awww, I mean..cool"

"Glim you can coo at cute shit, I don't mind"

"Ok…I'll see you soon, I love you" Glim blushed and hung up, the two women leaving the room and going downstairs

Fading out to Twilight's Castle, Festivia sat with Twilight and Spike at a table "So what you're saying is mom caused this, well an alternate mom. That's crazy!"

"She used a spell that caused some sort of dimensional shift. If we can locate your timeline's St- your mother, we could possibly reverse this" Twilight said

"I just wish I had my phone on me, I could call her" Festivia said as a knock was heard on the door

"I'll get it!" Spike said, getting up and walking away

Spike walked down the hallway to the front door, opening it and seeing Glim with Janna on her back

"Hey, so there's an apocalypse outside, can we come in?" Glim asked, Spike nodding and the two followed him into a meeting room, Janna getting off Glim's back

"MOM!" Fest lit up like a christmas tree, getting up and hugging the emo mare

"Hey kiddo, are you alright?" She said hugging back

"Yeah, Aunt Twilight told me about a spell you did when you couldn't stop the rainboom" Fest said

"The teleportation spell?" Glim asked

"No, it was dark magic, something only mentioned in myths" Twilight explained

"And the mixture of dark magic and Star merging Mewni with Earth must have created a rift, but what brought us here?" Glim asked "Janna here called your cousin Star…this timeline's version atleast, she's an expert on this sort of stuff" Glim said "Well, not an expert but she's a magical powerhouse"

"We'll need all the help we can get" Twilight replied

"Twilight, I know it wasn't me-me, but i'm still sorry, we'll make this right" Glim said "My Husband is on his way with his mother and Rarity, in the meantime we can discuss everything that happened" outside you could faintly hear ICP "It looks like he's here now"

"I'll get him!" Fest said, running down the hallway as a knock was heard on the door, Festivia opening it to see Saturn, Rarity, Eclipsa and Meteora on Rarity's back

"Dad!" Fest shouted elighted, hugging Saturn

"Well this is unexpected" Eclipsa replied

"Grandma?" Fest asked "Where's Grandpa Globgor?"

Eclipsa blinked in shock

"He's busy" Saturn said

"Doing what?"

"Hunting Al Qaeda in space."

"There's so much wrong with that sentence, a simple we forgot to get him could have helped" Glim said, trotting up to the group "Eclipsa, you're looking well, Rarity, nice to see you, and who's this little bundle of joy?" Glim asked

"Boo!" Meteora said sticking her fingers out like claws, making Glim chuckle

"This is Meteora" Saturn explained "Are you guys doing ok?"

"Yeah, we're fine." Glim replied

"Good, let's go solve the fucking apocolypse" Saturn nodded, the unicorn, human girl and monster hugging

What can I say? It's a prologue, you wanted a long boy, you'll get a long boy…eventually. Where will this go, find out next time, same Moth Time, Same Moth channel…