Chapter 1, prologue
Hello everybody i'm back this time for round two, well if you read the description you should know this is the basic self insert strategy, so lets get on two it as the story will reveal it self.
"Ugh fuck my head," a man who was completely white said.
"Wait hold on what the fuck happened to my hands???? where's my hair???? Where am i?? I swear of someone got me so high and just outright kidnapped me I will jam my foot so far up there ass they will forget how to talk," the white thing said.
"Christ I don't even have a dick anymore…. Wait hold on," it said as it rummaged around his pants hoping they didn't give him a vagina or something, after all with surgery you can do that now.
"Phew, I don't have a hole there, but this begs the question where in the holy hell am i?" It said as he finally got a good look around him, and it was all white though he was irritated at first because his eyes hurt, but soon realized he didn't have eyes, or a face, but he had his mouth an body that was all he could feel on him, he was about to go and adventure the place, see if there are others or something more than just flatness, but he got disturbed by someone talking behind him.
"Ahh, I see your finally awake," he said.
"WHAAA, JESUS CHRIST DUDE, Don't just jump scare people like that," the white thing replied in shock at first then calmed himself down.
"I must apologize for that, also I must apologize for causing your death," the creature in front of him said, though he couldn't see him but mostly his face though, but what he could see is a robe and somewhat of a ring of light behind him judging that it didn't radiate all over his body.
"What? You caused my death?" The white thing said as his words finally sunk in.
"WAIT!?!? I'M DEAD!?!?!" He said as his words finally sunk deeper.
"Sadly yes, and i'm afraid its mostly my fault," the glowing man said sadly
"Ok, so whats the reason why I died?" The white thing said curiously at why or how he had died.
"Well you see, I was preparing to move some, land around the earth, and so it had slipped my mind that there was a human there and you can guess the rest," he said.
"So…. I fell to my death?"
"Precisely, and brutally as well, it was like looking at a jar of jam that just crashed on the floor," he said giving details to the white thing in front of him.
"Ok, didn't need the details but neat, so what now? You gonna give me a second chance in life? Or something," the white thing said out loud so the man could hear him, though he was just to shocked to let his death sink in for a moment.
"Ow, how perceptive of you young human, I will reincarnate you, though it wont be here since you have already died, but as a bonus I will revive you with your memories intact," he said.
"So, do you regularly erase memories of people you reincarnate?" The white thing said.
"Yes, though its mostly a percussion since most universes has there own weapons and could easily destroy worlds if allowed, and its to make sure that the soul integrates more naturally, but for you this will be an exception i'll even give you my blessing so you could enter more naturally," he said while practically giving the white thing in the shape of a human, more info he cant generally handle.
"Ok, so… are there more gods than just you?" He intelligently asked from all the information he received he could only grasp that there are more gods out there.
"Well yes of course, though we are more like immortal beings gifted with unimaginable powers that we become god like, though one cant generally achieve such a state due to the massive requirements and definitely impossible to attain abilities," he said as he sat down as he had noticed the white thing is confused even without facial expressions.
"Hmmm, so what god are you," he said after slightly gathering his marbles.
"Well aren't you quite the interrogator, but since you asked I am the god of evolution exelixi or evolution in greek, and if you ask no we are not given a name upon conception but we amuse ourselves on the name of the gods your race has given the phenomenons that occur though some of us doesn't agree most of us amuse ourselves in the variety of languages you humans make," he said with a grace that not even any person he had ever scene.
"Ok enough with the god stuff, its kind of hard with all the stuff, anyways back to my reincarnation how? Where? And why?" It said to the god.
"First By moving your soul to another god's watch, second probably somewhere you know, its quite surprising to actually be able to follow a story of another universe but actually be conscious enough to make a story, though it did flop when they made the third sequel since some of them were not following the universe's timeline though it is expected from a god that was quite lax with his erasure, I will reset the timeline since the god there has become to lazy to manage his own souls, third it is to make amends for prematurely killing you," the god said as he bowed down a little.
"Huh, ok, so where will this universe be," the white thing asked.
"Ow its somewhere I Promise you would know," he said.
"Ok but what about, you know this," the white thing said as he gestured at his body and showing he had no features.
"Well thats easy, you'll have to make your self," he said as he hovered a cain on top of the white thing, he was shown something like a character creation screen from most video games.
"Wait are you giving me a gamer system?"
"Goodness no, that would be far to difficult to pull of, and if we did a soul would never survive such a massive change even if one would survive it would not be pretty to the body, from the things you humans show in the comic of those types if one were to receive it, they would probably not survive long because of the massive changes and constant updates, the body would not be able to follow resulting in immeasurable damage," he said as if he was lecturing the thing. "Though it is an interesting concept, probably some god as already done it but since we don't keep in contact I am unsure,"
"Well now that you mention it I guess that wouldn't work much," he said as he soon prepared his new body for his new world, while the god silently watched him fiddle with the changes.
[hours later?]
"Well this should do, I think, meh i'll deal with it," he said as he looked like a young man in his 20s with no wrinkles, smooth skin, and well built body, he had deep purple bordering on black hair, brown eyes with deep obsidian pupils.
"Well, if I may ask why you chose male as your primary gender?" The god asked, he didn't know why and since he couldn't see his face he couldn't even read that.
"Hmm, well it was my primary gender before, plus it would be weird with out my little fellows below me not being there," he said as he pointed at his cock and balls.
"Ok, if I may ask then why is all your fictional characters in game female? Is it an instinct or just for boredom?" The god asked.
"Well generally in games you tend to get more if you act and feel like a female, and since they cant see you it kind of feels way more better that someone is deliberately doing it," he said to the god.
"Peculiar,"
"I know right,"
"Well before you leave may I ask your name?" The god said.
"Hmmmm, you know what just call me nashi," he said.
"Well alright Nashi have a swell trip," the god said as nashi started to slide through the hole he was making.
"Yeh and I think the name sure fits since it means unknown," he said as he finally got submerged in the hole he was getting sucked into.
"Hmm, I think he doesn't know what that actually means, since it's either without or an asian pear, well i'm not one to judge," the god said as he faded.
[reincarnation.]
"Well sheeeeit, I don't know where I am, am I upside down? Wait am I an new born? It feels like i'm floating somewhere or something, I feel like i'm very lazy now, jesus christ don't tell me I just died the moment I got reincarnated, well how do I kill time?" Nashi thought to himself as he, to his senses is floating endlessly, until.
"Children, its time to wake up," Nashi heard a calm and gentle tone, and then got to open his eyes though it was blurry he could see brown the color of his ceiling, he didn't know what she was, his mother? Sister? Well what ever she was he needed to greet her, but as soon as he tried to get up he was treated with a very heavy weight he couldn't move, at first he thought he was captured, but one look at his small and puffy hands, though he thought it wasn't his but after moving them he noticed it was his.
"Ohh, what do we have here, and early bird, quite brave to for not crying," the giant said as she got closer to me, she towered above me but I wasn't scared but instead my mind screamed out LADY DIMITRESCUUUU, as to what I swear my eyes popped out with then being shaped like hearts, but that didn't happen because instead she picked me up and made baby sounds while wiggling her finger in front of me and I grabbed it purely on instinct.
"Well quite the strong grip you have, you'll be a strong man one day," she said as she rubbed her nose to my face.
"Well isn't this kind of embarrassing, never in my life did I ever think a woman would treat me like a child, though I am a child," I thought to my self.
"Whats wrong you look upset? Did you do a boom boom?" She said as she lifted me up and smelled my diaper clearly as she saw my thinking face, but her nose was on my crotch, though I couldn't get my baby dick hard it was still weird.
"Well you don't seem to have pooped your self, so whats going on?" She said to the baby that was currently pushing her away to no effect, and she just thought he was playing with her and so started to nibble my weirdly sensitive pudgy hands, to which I laughed.
"Kasumi, we need to Prepare for the opening," an older voice of a woman could be heard just behind the door.
"Alright miss fuyumi i'll be there in just a sec," she said as she was now trying to get nashi to let go of her hair, though he only did it to spite and play with her he let go after a few seconds.
"Alright sweetie just make sure to come down," the older woman said.
And so time passed by, I got some information on where I am and whats going on, I was in a nursery for new borns, not for physical problems, but for those who got orphaned, it was strange to be orphaned upon birth but he didn't care much, since he now got a new life and wanted a goal, for years he couldn't think of a goal for himself.
It has been two years now and he could finally move, it started from wiggling like a worm and evolved into crawling then walking, though it was a bitch being a baby since I couldn't eat solid food, baby food tasted like wet bread and generally tasteless no wonder babies didn't want to eat any.
On my adventures through aging, I had realized that it was hard to control my bladder and poop hole since they generally almost acted on there own will, if my asshole has one but I do not want to think about it.
As soon as I learned how to move on my own aka crawl I hade taken it as a massive improvement in only being able to roll around, I strengthened my self through combat and by combat I fought over sized fetuses aka toddlers. My battles were legendary mostly small slaps and very weak biting or should I say nibbling since we still didn't have teeth back then.
Once I reached the age of 3 Where I was practically the alpha kid in the orphanage, since we had now grown and able to walk we were sent to a different section of the orphanage and by section they just sent us to another orphanage just a few steps away, I didn't know the reason for this but I could clearly see the actual joy filled smile of the older woman of the orphanage and I know why.
I had harassed most of the people in the orphanage and sometimes the people who wanted to adopt me, though it was tempting I mostly wanted to be alone since I don't want to be adopted because I already had practical knowledge of life and didn't want to have parents all over again, one of my best pranks was hiding inside one of the people who wanted to adopt me because of my purple hair that mostly attracted a lot of people and for some reason wanted to adopt me for such a weird reason, to be short I didn't like that she wanted me just for my looks and so I snuck into her long dress skirt and bit her clit and punched her crotch, so quote on quote SAD to say I wasn't adopted, after that I had made similar pranks to everyone, it ranged from easily unlocking the super easy lock of the bathroom and just entering while practically catching them with there literal pants down, people like kasumi found this as just childish curiosity but miss fuyumi did not like it, but I manage to usually escape and since i'm a child they don't think much about it.
At this new orphanage I just did the usual basically harass people, one thing though I couldn't help my self and made one of the girls suck on my thumb stewie griffin style baby, so yeh I was extremely bored since I couldn't do much of anything so I just relegated to doing physical exercise like when we were allowed to play tag and stuff, and by stuff I mean harassing people and dipping as fast as I could, though I did recognize a play ground that I had seen in naruto but generally didn't think much of it since I thought it was just pure coincidence.
Some time after, it had already been a few months and grown bored of waiting, as a child I could do nothing about my nap schedule and other things, what I look forward to is the play time since I could practically train though not as tough as to give my small body excessive muscle but enough to raise my stamina and physical power above normal children my age but still considered weak.
One year later, now i'm basically 4 years old and have nothing to do, it was the standard day like exercise fuck with the weird adopters and make the caretakers life a living hell, my life in the orphanage has been great but I missed kasumi she accepted my antics so yeh.
On one of the day I had lived in the life of a strong orphan, because at this point I can fight 6 to 7 year olds equally because in there words they wanted to be alpha and it was weird. One of the most interesting thing I had found in this world was a surprise since I never would have expected it because, I had meet a familiar face not in a we meet way but in the I know this bitch way. It was a man wearing a white robe with some red with a hat with the same style of color as his robe, but with a kanji of three, he had a wrinkled face and colored with age, the difference was he was excessively more detailed, like more wrinkles better way of how the light worked with his frame and over all like watching a 2million frame per second camera when I could see details which was weird since I seen this man mostly as a drawing and 360p only but this was new, but before I could sink in more to my thoughts.
"Ugh ugh, w-w-welcome lore third how may I be of service to you this day sir?" She said as she did a perfect 90 degree bow and did it over and over again almost making two of her due to her motion.
"It's alright treat me as if I was a normal civilian, and I may ask please gather the children I have something important for them," he said with a gentle yet powerful smile.
"Alright kids please be respectful to the third hokage now, and follow as he ordered," the head of the orphanage said while she looked at me specifically pleading I don't do anything stupid.
And so we lined up, it was no practical problem to line up but I did swallow a lump of saliva when I saw hiruzen of all people come out of nowhere flanked by two chunin's to my understanding at least since they had the green vest that chunins typically wear.
It was only a few minutes but I swear it lasted for hours or more. The time had finally come, it was my turn to go outside and do what hiruzen deemed so important he had to come by himself.
"Hello lord third, pleasure to meet you," nashi said while bowing, basically copying what most of the kids did.
"It's a pleasure to meet you as well child," he said as expected since he did this with the other children as well, though he did look at my deep purple hair but dismissed it and gave me a gentle old man smile.
"What would the great hokage deem so special that he would come here personally," Nashi said which caught hiruzen off guard and gave the old hag who ran the orphanage a mini heart attack, but hiruzen easily calmed himself like smooth as a flowing river compared to the shivering woman.
"Well since you had ask," hiruzen said as he gave a silent command towards the chunin beside him The chunin calmly handed me a piece of paper which I could not read.
"What is this?" Nashi said because He cant read Japanese or something since all He could see are shapes and lines, hiruzen looked at the child and was slightly surprised but it was so minor no one could see it.
"Well before I answer that, may I know your name?" Hiruzen said but I have a small feeling that he already knows and just wanted to slightly interrogate me.
"Uhm, i'm nashi lord third," nashi replied calmly.
"Alright nashi, would you like to be a ninja?" Hiruzen said with a gentle smile. "Being a ninja you could protect the people you hold dear and the village as a whole, you can be strong and become an awesome ninja," he said clearly trying to entertain a child, it was weird but understandable since I was but a child but still weird to an adult.
"Ok? How do I become a ninja?" Nashi said.
"Well in that paper is the N.T.P or the ninja training program, where you can choose to help and protect the people or you could have a happy life protected by the village," hiruzen said to which I think he would be orochimaru with all that manipulation bull shit, but this did intrigue me, being able to shoot out death balls of element out of my mouth or being able to control the elements and manipulate the elements them self to my will, not mentioning the different powers out there, like the 8 gates and tsunade's super strength stuff, sealing could be a viable way to get stronger to.
"So would you like to become a ninja," hiruzen said cutting me from my day dream, and striking when he knows I've already been hooked in the temptation of being a cool ninja, to him at least, for me it was the power well I wont tell him anyway.
"Yes," I said and to which they just pricked my finger pulling blood and clued me in why the children were in tears when they came back, they had made me stamp my blood on the paper.
"Alright kid now tell us what last name you would like to be known by," one of the chunin said as hiruzen stood up and the other chunin sealed up his chair and followed behind hiruzen.
"Huh?" Nashi asked confused.
"Give us a last name you would want to be known by?" He said as he held out a clip board. Nashi scratched his brains out to look for a last name, he had multiple last names and being called Uchiha would be funny since I had hair that almost matches the uchiha, but most of them were full black or had a blue tint to it, my dark brown eyes and obsidian pupils generally confused some people to thinking Nashi was an uchiha hence wanting to adopt him, and to those who successfully did soon realized Nashi was no uchiha orphan and basically returned nashi, it wasn't mostly that since Nashi generally made it a living hell for them.
Last time Nashi was fully heavy quotes on fully adopted he made the man unable to sleep, since Nashi found a crap tun of ninja tools in his house, it was either for the future or he was a ninja before or it was his roommate since he looked like a ninja, and at that time nashi had found energy pills, eating one made nashi unable to sleep for a few hours and then an evil smirk planted on nashi's face, he took some of the pills, a hand full mostly and with his small hands it was 2 or 3 but what nashi did was unthinkable, he trapped his coffee, by crushing 10 or 20 energy pills since there was a box full, so a little bit wont be missed.
Nashi then crushed all of the pills he got in to powder and mixed it to the coffee mix, nashi then messed with his roommate since he saw him take a girl with him and noticed that the door was unlocked, opening it a bit showed that they were doing it, they were having sex basically, so they were naked and through out all the materials he found he also spotted, itch powder, they are both sweaty and fully out in the open, not covered in any clothing or blankets what so ever, though nashi noted that she was a prostitute because he could see multiple cards which had a shape of a woman raising her leg while laying down and a kiss mark on her but cheeks.
Nashi who had prepared himself with an over sized t-shirt and the small mug of itch powder nashi had, nashi waited for the man to fully nut so he could bust it and spread the powder, the moment the man came he instantly held on the girls head and kept her mouth in his crotch as he released, nashi then bursted in and the seal he had placed in his room broke and his moan could be heard in the kitchen, he instinctually tried to cover his dick but since the woman was in there he squeezed her head a bit to hard and slightly pulled on her hair, to which she bit on his penis making him scream in pain waking up the one who adopted nashi, as then nashi tossed the cup full of itch powder towards there way.
So saying I had fucked up was true, the ninja wanted to kill nashi, the one who adopted him said it was a harmless prank, but as soon as time passed by he began to take those words back, since his coffee was too effective now, his bed felt like it had spikes, the pills that his buddy took to keep up with woman was replaced with a pill that made one unable to get an erection for weeks and nashi kept replacing them when he did, so all in all its safe to say I got returned in a week of being adopted.
Now no more side lines lets think of a last name nashi thought, as he went through his memory bank of the names of anime character's that was surprisingly blurry, he knows he cant remember names well but not to this extent, he guest living here dulled his memories on his anime, but one did stick.
"Urahara," nashi whispered to himself
"Come again?" The chunin asked.
"I want to be called nashi urahara," he said to which the chunin smiled and wrote it down.
"Well good luck kid, and will be coming back to pick you and the other brats up in a few weeks," the chunin said as he went to catch up with hiruzen.
"Well now that was interesting," nashi thought to himself as he went back to the orphanage, the old hag was slightly trembling but accepted the situation and didn't hassle him for it since she knows that he can and will make what's left of his time here a living hell of her.
[somewhere in konoha.]
"Did you really give an orphan child paper to read?" An old man said in amusement.
"Oh shut up danzo, plus the manner of his speaking told of an intelligent child," an equally old voice said out with some embarrassment in his tone.
"Still, I think you lost your touch hiruzen, though he is quite the rebellious one for his age, in total of 12 adoptions and 12 returns," the now danzo responded while chuckling a little.
"Yes quite peculiar, though it might be due to his looks more than anything," hiruzen replied as he took a sip from his coffee.
"Quite, its probably that, since from a glance he looks like an uchiha, with his jet black purple hair, and his obsidian pupil, so I think its common, but to think 12 returns and all of them is due to his chaotic attitude," danzo said as he read through nashi's files.
"Yes he is quite the energetic one, also have you checked his blood to make sure he isn't an uchiha?" Hiruzen asked curiously since he wanted to know as well
"Well from the research he is no uchiha, and from the looks of it he is just a normal civilian from another country so over all nothing much actually," danzo said as he sipped from his mug.
"Well that's a relief since due to the attack of the 9 tails the uchiha has been under scrutiny by the villages," hiruzen said.
"Well unlike us they are mostly normal people with no ties to the shino I arts, though I do question there existence in the counsel," danzo said.
"Don't be to harsh on them danzo, though most of them are greedy they do have some uses, such as managing the market in the village and supplying most of the materials we have displayed in our continent and those we are in need of," hiruzen said in defense of the civilian counsel
"Truly but it would be nice to get them under control and to not think they are above us for once," danzo said.
"True that. Also if I may ask how is the recruitment and training of the anbu?" hiruzen asked
"Pretty well if you ask me, though some have shown loyalty to me far more than I had expected," danzo said.
"Well that is to be expected since you trained them," hiruzen said.
"Is this how it felt when you trained your own personal anbu?" Danzo asked since only hiruzen had done this before.
"Yes, if you teach them well and show them the path that will improve them they will show surprising loyalty," hiruzen said.
And so with that danzo and hiruzen followed up on the village problem and talked like old friends that they are, managing the ninja side like usual and looking at which one shows the most promise to be a ninja in the future.
[back with nashi.]
"Inside the world naruto huh, jesus christ how will I survive? Will I even survive? Lets think of these later and just sleep," nashi thought to himself as he then drifted off to sleep, then he suddenly heard a noise and opened his eyes to see, to which he then woke up to the same white and empty space he was on when he first died but this time the floor was blue and had ripples like water.
"Hello there nashi urahara," nashi heard a voice behind him and as he turned around he saw the same white robe and pure light face of the man that isekaied him.
"Hello god or is exelixi acceptable," nashi said while a little bit surprised, to which the god chuckled at his antics.
"No, no, just call me what you feel that is natural," he said.
"Ok god, and thanks since I cant always said ex-el-lixi and also can I ask some questions?" Nashi asked.
"Oh, I don't mind I was even about to encourage it," god said.
"Ok, so why didn't you tell me you were going to send me to a world where I could easily die for existing in a village? And why didn't I hear from you for the past 4 years?" Nashi asked.
"Well the answer is quite simple, I wanted you to realize by your self, though it was surprisingly late but still it had to happen at one point, well I can only communicate with you once and I didn't want to spend half of the time telling you where and what your in," the god answered.
"Ok. man if I knew It would be like this I would have asked for some powers to help me, ugh now I'm stuck," nashi said frustrated that he couldn't get something to help him.
"Well if that's what you want, then I can give it," the god said.
"Wait really," nashi nearly yelled out in excitement.
"Precisely, I had come to speak to you to grant you some powers," the god said with a smile that was unseen due to the light.
"Ok, can you give me a few minutes to think of it for a few seconds," nashi asked.
"Go ahead," god said.
[minutes later of thinking what he would want.]
Nashi mostly thought about getting himself multiple things, he could easily ask for a rinnegan and rule the world through eating the 10 tales, he could have also easily asked for sage mode powers and climb through the ranks like easily walking through mud, he could have even asked for him to let him become a super saiyan and bend the world over by being so strong he could destroy it as easy as flicking his finger, but he didn't, he wanted this life to be entertaining and so he picked out abilities that would not make it easy but not hard as well, though it helped since god said I cant just ask for something ridiculous or out of the world thing, so that helped.
"Alright god I have made up my mind,"
"Oh do tell,"
"I want a minor healing factor, such as being able to naturally heal deep wound in days, of if I had a deep cut on my thumb it would heal in hours or something like that," nashi said as the god nodded.
"Second I want an ability or some sort of blood line that allows me to have better control over my chakra, for example if I had a chunin level chakra control I could easily jump to jonin or kage level chakra control," god nodded at this to.
"And for my third, I want the ability to adapt faster," nashi said.
"Is that all?" The god asked.
"Oh oh, I want the knowledge of human weaponry, but put it in my mind which I can access like a file, or something like that," nashi said excitedly.
"Well those are interesting and far less from most of the humans that would ask for millions of things, but what about this adapt faster ability?" God asked since there are multiple ways of adapting.
"Well let me think about it…… something like the sayians on dragon ball would be a good example, but less power and more of what nearly kills you," nashi said.
"So you want to adapt to something that would generally kill you?" God asked.
"Yes like after being beaten near death my skin that got torn and something would be back to usual but tougher, or something like that, and in naruto's case burning my chakra then healing from it would make it bigger and stronger," nashi said.
"So you want a faster growth rate?" God said to simplify nashi's blabbering.
"Yes that," nashi agreed with god.
"Well alright, i'll be sending you back now," god said as he waved at nashi.
"Alright thank you, e-exe-l-lixi, yeah i'll keep calling you god for now," nashi waved back as he, and he swears he could see god smiling as he fell back to the world he is on.
"Also I encourage you to explore the world, since it has more to offer than what the show and movies allow you to see," god said as nashi disappeared and from the closing hole ha what could be heard.
"- Do you mean, nashi said as he woke up. "Dam, I couldn't get info again, welp at least I have some info now and powers of my own," nashi said as he stretched and his regular days continued, and in an instant he had some knowledge in his head on how to activate his new powers. Through out the week nashi found the improvements to be quicker than before, previously he could go toe to toe to some 6 to 7 year old assholes but after that he could easily go blow for blow to the taller and last 8 year old, because from there they are either going to civilian classes or ninja classes depending on what they want, though with that they generally don't have the funding of the hokage and generally give up and work just to return to civilian classes to start a business.
The week flew by faster than Nashi would have expected and they were sent to the there new apartment, it was somewhere clearly in a bad place but they assures us that we wont get hurt, though the place was rundown it showed that it had constant people who lived here and it was way sturdier than it looked, because from the outside it had paint and flyers already pealing off of it, and in the back it was a fully grown field with some unsavory materials on the grass, there were panties and condom all over, along with some smoke buds and cans of beer, but I left it there and went to the second floor to see where my room was, after opening and walking in I was greeted to a room that was fully furnished and most important of all the fridge was stocked up, so it was good.
A little bit after some shinobi came and informed nashi that classes will start within the week and handed me my monthly check which was a sack full of 50k yen to which I agreed with and greedily took it. While nashi had some free time he took that time and went on to adventure or basically scout his surroundings, though he was going straight to the library, since he had or is currently designated as a academy student, so he should be able to enter the library or at least to the academy library.
While walking there, nashi looked around, seeing stores and shops with varying types, such as a general store, it sold the standard such as candy and instant stuff, along with drinks, there were also some market that sold the standard, stuff like oil, meat, vegetable's and what not, though these were far away from where his new home was, but one thing that he found that interested him.
"Hello mister," nashi said to get the attention of the old man that own the store.
"Ah hello, ohh, what is it brat," he was joyful at first until he saw the customer and did a full 180.
"How much is this one," nashi said as he grabbed on a messenger type satchel.
"Its about a thousand yen, and now since you don't got any money leav-," he said as nashi left a thousand paper bill and left the store leaving the rude man surprised at how the child had money and the sack he had with him.
"Haha, eat shit old man, pretty cheap to since its made with leather, I was expecting it to be around 5 thousand or at least more, hahaha sucker," nashi thought to him self. After that he placed his stuff inside the satchel that was to long, it was inches away from the floor, it was almost twice the size of his torso, it wasn't heavy since it was mostly air and empty space but it has a sling that is adjustable so he can change it later, and since he was still a child so he has room to grow.
[minutes later.]
"Hello," nashi said as he waved his hand above the counter.
"Oh hello there, are you lost little man," a woman said as she loomed over the table to look at a small purpled hair boy.
"No ma'am i'm here to look for some books about reading," nashi said since he cant read.
"Oh, is that all?" She asked a little taken back since she has never been in this situation because what child asks how to read.
"Yes ma'am," nashi said and then he got escorted to a room that looked like a day care but it had books, it looked like a daycare but with a library theme.
"Thank you maam," nashi said joyfully, though he was a little pensive about entering a room full of color, but entered none the less.
And then nashi spent his afternoon trying to learn the alphabet, it wasn't Japanese, or Korean, or any asian language since it was squiggles and not language, but the bigger problem is I could actually somewhat understand it, it was a strange but I didn't question it since it helped, though I think it was more about the growth rate that the god said but I just thought it was just physical but mentally this was a welcome.
After that nashi spent his week in the library, however he stayed in the kid section for longer since he didn't want to get any attention on himself, only studying along in a room with no one to teach him, though a woman and a group of children did come here, and nashi took that chance to listen and make it look like he was learning, though he did have some fun at learning some history in the world, such as how the great village hidden in the leaf was only created by the first and second hokage, they were missing the uchiha and madara there but it mostly used madara as a villain and along that the uchiha, nashi chuckled at the stupidity of this but didn't question it.
[school begins]
Alright the school now has began, it was nothing strange, over all it was all standard, they mostly taught us how to read and wright, I can somewhat read now, writing though it was something else.
After the standard boring kindergarten classes we were taught about chakra theory and how its form and the applications, it was interesting the class was all about how chakra would affect the body and that there was limits, and with using jutsu you can change it by adding an element to it, basically what you could do with it, though what was interesting was they explained it like it was an energy like electricity to phones or pc.
What interested me was the last class that we spent 5 hours on, it was body conditioning, we did stretches, did some running and we were taught how to throw punches and kicks, we were also given stretches that focused on flexibility and limbering, and the standard academy training style, it had grabs, kicks, and punches, holds and other things, it wasn't anything special, it was a fighting style that focused on flexibility and styles that can connect to other things, as if 1 2 3 while allowing one to connect to 3 1 and one being able to connect to 2 and two being able to connect to 1 and the 3, it can be random yet smooth though it was predictable as hell, though that was the point since we could learn more advance styles in the future and be more specific.
After arriving home I was tired, from all the physical activity and incredibly how weak this body is, it is far stronger than the others but it was way still exhausting, though we saw that some children had already dropped they were helped and placed under a shade with some water and snacks, to which this actually pointed out the people that were on the side watching and practically monitoring us.
Out of 20, 4 year olds I was the only one who manage to last the longest, by longest I was the slowest and in turn I managed to keep most of my stamina and in turn I lasted the longest with the same amount of laps though I got lapped twice though the second time they did look like they were dying from dehydration, I was tiered at the end but still lasted the longest.
After school, I finally realized why our house is close to the in the red light district, it wasn't because of some sort of separation tactic or isolation thing but it was to maximize the information gathering well to what I could see, since for some unknown reason or its because of adrenaline I could hear them jumping from roof to roof, also its hard to get home since unlike in the day the night is so populated it's like trying to move in mud but instead of watery dirt its people.
After fighting through the crowed of people, it was more like pushing but each to there own, and punching some asshole in the balls for not moving I had arrive home safely, well as safe as I could, since there were no missing items in my satchel, and so after reaching my bed I had slept peacefully.
[with god]
"Hmmm, it's already started huh?" A feminine voice could be heard.
"Well of course, as you know removing the memories of the soul is the first step to freshen up the soul so it would be easier to push them to the next god," the voice of the god of evolution said.
"You say that but this is the first time you ever gave your blessing to a mortal," the female god said.
"Ahh, you noticed that huh?" God said as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Of course I would, its almost impossible to miss a god's blessing specially yours,"
"Well you cant blame me now cant you? Since his death was mostly my fault," he said.
"Still, its quite unusual for you to give it to someone," she said.
"Your right, but he is the most interesting one i've found in centuries, though our meeting was mostly an accident, it makes me feel like sister fate had something to do with it," he said.
"Alright, by the way did you grant him all his power wishes? Since you know your blessing already does one of the things he asked?" She asked with some curiosity.
"Of course not, I only granted him three, the regen and the special blood line and the files thing though as a side effect I gave him slightly stronger mental strength so I could place it and shape a house there, but the adaption thing I did not since my blessing is far superior to what any adaption ability that any god could give," he said as he worked on the world.
"So you making it fancy for him?" She asked.
"Of course, the world will be larger and far more adventurous, with some of the show's he watched," he said while giggling.
"You really want them to have a time in the world you create huh, if this is what you mostly do why tell them that its an abandon universe wit a lazy god?" She asked.
"Well, if you look at it the person called hagoromo is technically a god, limited as his knowledge is he still acts like a god in the universe, also don't you think it would be better to create a world far more vast and interesting rather than something that is predictable and something nearly instinctual, so i'll change his expectation and just watch how he plays it off," the god said as he excitedly shapes the world.
"Ok bye brother i'll be going back now," she said as she tapped the air and a crack appeared, it shined with pink light.
"Bye sis, also don't give any of your chosen souls for reincarnation to strong of a blessing again," he said as he herd a chuckle behind him which just gave him an answer that is a no.
[back to the shinobi world]
A young groan could be heard along with an alarm clock, as nashi woke up and punched the thing to shut it up.
"Urgh, that was a bad idea. Urgh that really fucking hurt," he said as he got off his bed with a sigh,
Leaving his bed early in the morning nashi prepared himself his breakfast, it was your standard sunny side up breakfast with the yolks still still raw, and a couple of eggs already beginning to boiling, after breakfast nashi turned the fire off and moved the vessel for his boiled eggs towards the sink, though it was tough moving a pot full of water nashi somehow made it, almost as if a god has helped his small 4 year old frame, after putting the pot on the sink he got to his room and pulled out a towel along eith clothing given to him by the ninja's, and then took a bath for himself.
As nashi began to take a bath he though back to everything, and found it curios that none of the main cast was there, he though more and more and he swore he couldn't find any of them, he started thinking what if he was ahead of them, but then again he did hear that the attack from the kyuubi was just recent and there were some dmg still seen to this day, or it's because they already past and there on there way towards chunin, but if that was the case then the fresh paint on the town don't make sense.
"Hmmm, this brings a lot of problems…. Well then i'll wait till I see something about this but for now, I could way for something to pop up," nashi thought to himself as he got out of the shower and dumped cold water in the vessel he used to make some boiled eggs and changed for school.
Same shit happened, they taught us how to read and wright, basic chakra theory and application, nothing new well at least to my knowledge, though I did somewhat notice a gray figure on the corner of my eye and as soon as I turn it was no longer there, aside from the rustling of leaves and the falling of the leafs, it wouldn't be obvious to the normal child but to someone like nashi he couldn't help but notice, though I could easily look for the person but sadly it was one of those classes for chakra so I just focused on class with a lazy look.
This day, apparently they let us off with only half of the day spent in class so practically no P.E so we were free to spend our time doing what ever we wanted, some students instantly ran home or went with there friends, and on that moment I scanned everyone that was in the same school as me and could not spot the main cast, so I just gave it a rest and went straight towards the library.
"Hello again maam," nashi said as he greeted the librarian.
"Oh, back again huh nashi? So what you planning to do today?" She asked.
"Well since I finally know how to read, mind pointing me to some chakra books?" Nashi asked.
"Ahh, yes they should be in the first section around where they put all the books labeled C," she answered naturally.
"Thank you ma'am," nashi said as he followed her directions and true to what she said there was a section with the letter C there.
After searching for a few seconds I found that I wanted a book titled [basics to chakra control] and after finding that I instantly got myself comfortable and read through it.
Chakra basics, it mostly said how one could unlock chakra, and how to increase the amount of chakra one could have, it said that chakra is like a muscle, continues uses and exhaustion it will return more powerful than previous, but just like a heavy object chakra can only be gained at a certain point where one is strong enough and wise enough, so its advised that one should meditate and train physically in order to acquire it.
It also explains that yin chakra is the main component for genjutsu since it's the spiritual form of chakra and with the use of it, it can be used to mold and shape chakra allowing one to use bullet form of them and create dragons out of the element, while yang chakra is the physical aspect of chakra measured bu the strength of the body, though both of these are needed to be come a shinobi, there are some that specialize in yang chakra also known as the taijutsu specialist due to there abysmal control of there yin half, though there are some cases where the problem isn't them but yin chakra it self because the body can not produce it or there chakra pathways are jagged from birth.
With this knowledge I pieced together why lee could still be a ninja with out using ninjutsu, and why naruto's transformation changes his physical from and weight, since he has the yang half of kurama it makes sense that all his jutsu could only be physical since how could you balance your spiritual side with a giant raging monster of yang chakra, it wasn't naruto's fault but still it begs the question would he be a genjutsu master if he had the yin half? But those questions are for another time since the library is about to be closed, shortly after leaving the library, I could see a gang of people following a blond child, the gang was angry and the blond was running with a mixture of fear and joy on his face.
I followed them, not to join them but out of curiosity, because if I was curios, I was slightly tired from chasing the small boy inside the crowed, the crowed was not cohesive at all from tripping on one another and, some passing out or slowing down from exhaustion, the blond boy was still running at full speed and only laughter could be heard as the mob of people was no more and I was exhaustedly following the boy, but it was not meant to be since as soon as I took a break I had lost the small child who I swore was naruto, since there was no other blond that runs around with a bucket of pain on his hands.
Being exhausted and taking a breather, I looked up after a while and I saw that I was around the red light district, I was slightly confused for a second but didn't question it as my body craved for some rest, since I guest I haven't fully healed from my previous day of training, i'm really questioning weather of not god gave me my regeneration or not, though I did feel like someone is pouting at me at the moment but couldn't see anyone so I just crawled my ass up the stairs to which I saw a door closing, I dint question it and unlocked my room and knocked myself out on my bed.
Same as before I woke up punching a clock but this time it was less painful, lifted some crap and prepared for my day, as soon as I got to school I was told it was close, I didn't mind but the problem was the library was closed as well, so I had some free time on my hands, adventuring the surroundings I could easily spot an unused training ground, it had its center cleared out and three logs were placed on the clearing where it had some shuriken and kunai marks on it.
It looked the every bit standard so nashi looked behind the logs where there were no shuriken or kunai marks, and looked through the small woods behind it, after rummaging for minutes nashi found 8 shuriken and 5 kunai's though they were slightly rusted being out in the element, they were still sharp and good for training, after that nashi spent his time searching and rummaging around training grounds, his total finds were 38 kunai and 82 shuriken, putting them inside his satchel separate from his money so he wouldn't accidentally stab himself, he went to the fish market and bought some strings to which he tied his kunai and shuriken seperately by ten's so he had 4 stacks of kunai and 9 stacks of shuriken, though some of them were old its nothing a little vinegar a some scrubbing wont fix, and while he was in the market he bought himself a sharpening stone along with cut resistant gloves.
With all the crazy out of the way nashi went around the red light district, and to no one's surprise there were nothing to be seen yet, so I continued on my adventure, I found some unsettling things, I found corpses inside the alleyway, with orphaned children poking and even sleeping with the corpse, it was sicking, I felt sad for them but knew I couldn't do much, aside from giving them food and reminding my self to return here and burry the corpse somewhere and hand the children something to warm themselves at night.
Seeing the sights of the red light district I had gathered myself and continued to walk after "unknowingly" dropping some food next to the children as I continued to walk, I heard some of them talking and splitting the food, I smiled and continued to walk, as I walked deeper in to the red light district I saw more corpses, and some ninja's picking up corpses and children, to my guest is either training to become route agents or the orphanage, well no matter how evil danzo is at least he is giving them a life along with money, I hope, and with luck they might be allowed to leave like tenzo or hamato did, the dude with wood release.
Walking further and patting my self on the back for not passing here at night time, I saw a river, there was a bridge and the water did pass by it, I followed the water up stream to see if something was up there, after walking a little further up stream I got to see a water fall, it was flanked in both side with lush green tree's and rocks on the end of the water.
I walked towards it, it was peaceful, I could hear the water crashing down, the movements of the tree's and the sound of the birds singing or chirping I don't know, along with wind flowing, it wasn't strong and it wasn't weak but good enough to cool someone if needed, there wasn't much to it but it was peaceful, there were no sings of fire or any man made objects, along with all of those there was a flat rock feats away from the water fall, it was big, big enough to sit on, and with nothing to do nashi decided to meditate, and try to unlock my chakra.
Nashi continued his meditation, but stopped after his stomach grumbled, and as soon as he opened his eyes he was greeted with the sky being orange, knowing it was noon he packed up his things and went back to his apartment and took a nap.
[the next day]
Nothing much had changed aside from changing breakfast, from eggs to meat, school had nothing new in the works, they generally did what they had done in the past, learning reading and writing along with chakra theory and applications, what was different how ever was the P.E they still did the standard in such as stretching, general stamina and strength training, in running, sit ups, push ups, squats, and other things, but this time they allowed all of us to do combat training, and it showed the lack of experience in combat we all had, since most of the kids cried after being hit and most of them even closed there eyes before hitting someone.
"Nashi Urahara and kato nagato," please come to the stage.
Nashi walked up as he stood up to the stage, I saw my opponent and he was a standard shinobi, brown hair with visible baby fat, he wasn't but he had an extremely cocky grin, he wasn't much, it looked like he had no muscle but he was kind of taller than me, he looked like an 8 year old despite his chubby face, he wasn't fat but it was baby fat.
"Begin, the chinin said as he sliced the air with his hand.
As soon as it started the boy rushed towards me, confident in his higher physical power, I naturally just dodged and maneuvered around his strikes, there were very slow and extremely predictable, it was refreshing to fight someone so weak, it wasn't because of a superiority thing but because I was to lazy to actually focus in combat, since my previous life had me train and spar with people on my level and probably higher skill, taekwondo was a bitch to learn and had multiple loopholes when it comes to a real fight, but still good if you want quick fights and surprise attacks.
The boy swung at me almost desperately, he had began to tire and angry due to the others laughing at his clear humiliation, though I didn't pay attention to this since I was waiting for something and it soon came, for his final swing, he threw a hay maker at me but as usual I dodged it, but the difference this time he swung to hard and was falling, so I took my chance and kicked him in the throat, it instantly knocked him out and my kick was strong enough to lift him and make him land on the floor.
"Winner nashi urahara!,and can we get the medics here," the one who was acting as referee said.
I just walked out of the stage and sat down under some shade, the fight wasn't practically difficult and he wasn't much in terms of combat he want much, but with his build he could practically be a tank like an akamichi, basically a damage sponge but can hit twice or ten times harder.
After that we continued on sparring, I had asked the chinin's why we are doing this and they had replied to prepare us for the up coming future, I know what they were talking about since were in a world that can easily be destroyed by shear force if one had enough chakra, but they could also mean the chinin exams since they were setting it up like what it showed in the show, practically random and moving from there.
After my little display with the big kid, most of the children were now scared of fighting me, some ran at me screaming and swinging in far, I just punched them in the liver and sometimes in the sternum, after all of that most of them just forfeited when they were matched up with me except the last one, he was less confident and more on guard, like a real fighter and someone who had experience, not from just hitting people but real experience.
"Alright for the final match, pls come nashi urahara, and sato kaizo," the proctor said as we both stood there until the proctor slashed the and and said begin.
Sato rushed at me, coming from the front but low, his strikes were like claw marks and he threw elbows and kicks at me, he did more than most of the others, he was basically fighting like an animal, when I tried to kick him he would either dodge or eat it and come rushing towards me, to which I launched quick jabs from my time and training as a boxer from my dad, it ended after I took an opening and launched a strong right hook directly at his jawline, knowing him out and ending the match.
"Winner nashi urahara," the proctor said.
After that the top 3 were given prizes, for me they had given me 10 stacks of shuriken and kunai each along with a short ninjato, second place got the same thing but no ninato, third place was kunais and shurikens but only 5 stacks each.
It was clear what they were doing, they were motivating the children by showing that each match has a prize they could win, most of the children had a fire lit in there eyes along with determination and jealousy for the first place prize since it was the most interesting for them, I however found it questionable to give a small child a dam sword, but we are being trained to kill so it made sense in some sort of twisted way.
When school had ended after a light amount of stretching to complete the day we were sent out of the school, I had changed my clothes since I didn't want to smell when I'm on my way home, I tried going to the library but they close at 6 pm, and today's class was longer than usual, so I couldn't do much and went home like usual.
"Heh, look who decided to show his face," a child's voice could be heard trying to make his voice deep but failing.
I ignored him and just continued to walk as if I never heard him.
"Hold on where do you think your going, huh punk?" A slim but tall boy got in front of me, blocking my way.
"Yeah, where do you think your going punk," another child said behind me, trying to be intimidating.
"Yeah, why don't you pay up for the toll of passing by," the same boy who I beat in the first round of the fight.
"Look boss, his to scared to even speak," the boy behind me said.
"Hahah, yeah we should just beat him up and take all his stuff," the tall boy who moved to the right of me.
"Hehehe, don't you think I have forgotten what you did to me, so now you'll be paying ten fold for the humiliation you gave me," he said as he placed a hand on my shoulder.
"And you think I won't beat you harder than last time?" I asked after a few seconds.
"Hahaha, well this time I have friends to back me up, isn't that right boys," he said as both children chuckled beside me as they formed a triangle surrounding me.
I sighed and grabbed his hand, and pinched somewhere between his thumb and pointer finger were, and he screamed in pain, both boys behind me tried to grab my arms, but a small tug from me, and sticking my foot out, the boy I was holding was easily dragged and I dragged him to fall on the skinny boy, having enough room I felt the other boy grab on my left bicep, I easily slammed the back of my fist on his ear, to which he easily buckled and let go of my hand, the time it took me to beat another kid, the big kid I mad fall on the small kid was able to stand up, he got easily back down on the ground as I punched him in the kidney, the skinny kid was about to stand up but I just kicked him in the jaw and he fell like a puppet who's strings were cut.
After that I had turned around and punched the guy that grabbed my left bicep, it knocked him out and in turn, I was given enough time to leave and back to my home and to be free for the weekend.
[next day]
Nashi yawned and got his ass out of bed and moved, he then cooked food and took a bath, and prepared himself a snack in the turns of boiled eggs and his breakfast along with that since he wanted to train the whole day, leaving the house and heading to the small waterfall I had found, on my way there I had looked at the alleyway where I had meet the children and there was no longer children or corpses there, and my questions were answered from before, so I walked around and taking turns to shake off the person who is following me, its not a bad guy but the guy who was made to follow me for protection, but I had something to do and I wanted it to be a secret.
I don't know what I did but after running around swerving inside some streets full of people and I lost the feeling that someone was looking at me, so with that feeling off I walked to the bridge and walked up stream, I saw the waterfall and with that I placed my it's beside a tree and taking off my shirt and pants leaving me in my boxers, walking back to the boulder and continued my meditation from before.
Nashi who began to meditate, and he felt something, it wasn't much, but I felt a small fire inside me, it was warm yet calming, it wasn't painful but calming, it felt like water in a hot day, as I continued to delve deep into it my stomach stopped me on my track as it alarmed me that I am starving, I opened my eyes and was greeted with the sun above me, so I went to my satchel and ate my breakfast.
After breakfast I had began to do physical workouts, such as sit ups, and push ups, the usual. Pushing myself since I have the knowledge of the world or possible outcomes to which I hope doesn't change, I also have the knowledge that I have some sort of regen and an ability that helps me adapt, though I wish I could specify to be like garou, though the god did make me specify it to a faster growth rate so I hope it works. Training myself to the bone In order to survive, and not be a side character, I know I probably wont get a contract since from the two I got to see in the show they have a sort of world knowledge from precognition and what not.
So aside from training I practice the martial arts that I have in my previous life, mixing taekwondo, karate, judo, and boxing, though two of these were just me mimicking the motions from the youtube, mostly it was karate and judo since I was trained by my father in boxing and studied in taekwondo until I had a blue belt.
this continued for 2 months of myself, since nothing changed from before, the class gave us were poultry and nothing much to add on, though they went deeper in the yin and yang chakra. Yin the spiritual form of chakra, with yin chakra you can guide yang chakra the physical embodiment chakra, using yin to form the chakra, than use yang the chakra to add an element on it, in turn allowing us to form shit like dragons from water and make giant golems from chakra, and earth quakes with enough chakra.
Chapter end.
Hello guys its me, and im here for round two tell me if I got any mistakes and your knowledge since mine is limited, so before I go heres the usual, don't flame me, don't hurt me for I am soft and weak, and gently tell me that i'm fucking wrong is some areas.
Bye fish out
Ps this might take like 5 or less chapters to get to the main time line so sit down and relax ad I want to implement knowledge that will hopefully be useful in the future.
