DISCLAIMERI do not owneth Amphibia, the beautiful show it is.This is an OC x Marcy fic so if you ship her with anyone else,... Well I can't say anything on a K story.enjoy!!!

Yeesh life is hard. Take that from a guy currently fleeing from a giant frilled lizard creature.

Only a month ago I had been taken by men in black hoods, and tried to escape. They

chased me, yet when I lost them on the bridge, I tripped and fell in the river.

I woke up here not soon after.

My foot caught on a rock, tripping me. The lizard creature attempted to crush me with it's body mass, yet I rolled to the side.

Standing up quickly I took out my sickle and made an arc in the air towards the creature's side. It lodged in, greenish blood spraying.

The creature flailed as I attempted to pry my weapon out.

In a single well placed and lucky heave, I tore out the sickle causing the cold blooded beast to collapse.

Suddenly it's tail came flying out to strike my side, sending me tumbling backwards.

I clutched my side, taking out a dagger and running towards the creature to finish it. I

lifted my dagger, and….

Tripped over the creature landing on my face.

I quickly rose to my feet, swirling round and lifting my knife, I stabbed downwards.

Pain shot through my hand resting on the creature's stomach.

I hadn't cut myself, but I had hit myself extremely hard with a semi-sharp hunk of metal.

Crap.

I dropped my dagger, crying out in pain as the creature rose.

It opened it's maw, about to bite me in two when….

An arrow flew through it's head, causing it to collapse. A tall thin figure approached in the shadows.

Ugh, probably a newt.

"I don't have any money, and if you're here because you heard about the toad tower robbery, I can explain that wasn't me-"

"A human…?" The voice said.

It was female.

I frowned.

Wiping the grime off my padded armor I lifted an eyebrow. "You know what I am?"

The figure stepped into the irradecent light.

An Asian American girl about my age with short-ish gleaming black hair. She was dressed in

padded armor as well.

I stammered. "Y-you- I- what-"

I shook my head, recovering rather quickly. "Another human? But how?"

The girl shrugged. "Some music box thingamajig."

I nodded, realizing I hadn't introduced myself. "My name's Clark. Waitholdupisthatanarmcrossbow?!" I said, spying the contraption on her wrist.

"I'm Marcy, and yes. Yes it is. I got the idea from Wyvern Quest 5 Mairrage to a Celestial Spouse."

"Shut. Up. I thought only a few select people knew about that game series!!!! It's only majorly popular in Japan!! Next thing I know you'll say you play CnC."

"CREEPS AND CAVERNS???? I LOVE THAT GAME!!! LEVEL 24 PALADAIN ARCH DRACON" She exclaimed.

"NO FLIPPIN WAY ME TOO!!!!! But I'm actually level 25." I added smugly.

"One level so does not count." She miffed.

I chuckled. "It's awesome to look at you- wait no that came out wrong, you're amazing to look at- No!! It's- I- AUGH I HAVEN'T SEEN ANOTHER HUMAN IN A WHILE PLEASE PARDON MY AWKWARDNESSSSSSSSS, I'M TRYING TO SAY IT'S GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER PERSON" I groaned.

She nodded, "Yeah, I totally get that!" She laughed.

Holding out her hand for a handshake I put out my hand for a fist bump, and she awkwardly shook my enclosed fist.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I attempted to shrug off the awk as I regained my composure.

"Sooooooo, where'd you come from?" I inquired.

She pointed behind her. "Newtopia."

"Gdhgdhhbwsxhubdihbwhgvweknuegbecimdihb NEWTOPIA????" I exclaimed. "GEEZ YA

BEEN HAVING IT GOOD"

She frowned. "Where'd you come from?"

"I woke up in the river. I've been living off grubs since." I shuddered.

Her face contorted in disgust. "Gross, like Lonk had to do in Zentha Legends part II."

I went full nerd mode. "Okay be my best friend no flippin way"

She laughed, and a weird feeling entered my upper chest. "You should come back to Newtopia with me!"

I chuckled. "If you hadn't offered I'd have just followed you back either way, this place is horrid."

She nodded. "Tis done then." She said.

And I fell in love.

There was no way we could both be so nerdy at the same time yet there we were.

Total dorks.