Hi everyone! This is a random collection of silly drabbles I've written for the Twilight Saga. Most of them have been posted before on my Tumblr ( jessicanjpa), I just want to be able to keep them in one place and this way more people can enjoy them. And they're *so* short, please don't feel like you have to review or anything. Just laugh and enjoy :)
Jasper secretly likes soap operas, Dr. Phil and all other kinds of daytime television because he gets to analyze people's emotional drama without his gift.
Emmett: Dude, let's go rassle up some bears! Come on!
Jasper: Not now. (Mumbles something Inaudible)
Emmett: what?
Jasper: (mumbles again)
Emmett: WHAT?
Edward: *rolls eyes* He doesn't want to miss The Young and the Restless, Emmett.
