The story begins in a four-year university, a school for goddessry and angelry in Riverside, California. Students aged 18-21 were heading into large lecture halls and small classrooms. Professors were all like, "Hello, hello. Good morning. Come along now. No earphones, you'll get these back after class."

Down the hall, there was a college senior boy that was always completely naked except for the laurel wreath on his head (with no white wings on his back), sported a thin stomach and waist, was measured at a height of 5'3", had spiky brown hair, had blue eyes, weighed 110 pounds, and had a very small and hairless penis with little testicles. That naked boy was staying cool, despite all the boys and girls being weirded/grossed out as he passed them. He got a few cat calls and wolf whistles, but there were way more cringes and averted gazes. Only his hands could cover his penis and butt cheeks, but he didn't because he wanted to show that he wasn't embarrassed about his unclothed state. Also, he had his class schedule printed out and was holding it in his left hand.

Complete nakedness meant his bare feet was smacking the floor under him as he looked for his class. In addition to being naked, the brunette boy was unprepared. He didn't even have a backpack for schoolwork or writing utensils. No papers to take notes, no computers, no books, no nothing... almost. While the nude boy did afford his tuition and a dorm for the year, it came at the cost of his clothes and a few other possessions.

What the bare boy sold to pay for the dorm were his white chiton that was decorated with red and gold hems with vine-like patterns and fastened on the shoulder by a single gold fibula with a red stone or glass embedded in it, along with a loose scarf. He also gave up brown belt, a gold triangular buckle, a skin-tight navy undershirt and shorts. The naked male even gave away a pair of brown and gold metal bracers that he would usually wear on his wrists, a gold bracelet that used to be on his upper left arm, and a gold ring that used to be on his right thigh. Finally, the brown sandals, decorated with crossing beige bands and fuzzy white trims, went bye-bye. All he kept was his laurel crown, and that was only because he made enough cash from selling everything else.


In one smaller classroom, Professor Manfred announced to his Sex Ed class, "We have a new student today."

A student named Antony droned, "Why do we need an intro for someone? This isn't elementary school, we're all adults."

"I just think this class needs some levity every once in a while. Plus, I think his situation was noteworthy because he had to transfer from another university due to it being destroyed. Anyway, I would like everyone to say hello to Pit."

Pit smiled nervously while standing nude in front of 50 young adult students and introducing himself, "H-Hello, potential new friends. Nice to meet you all."

All Pit saw was a bunch of unenthused men and women staring blankly at him, a few just texted on their phones. Crickets were chirping as the boy stammered while talking about himself, "U-Uh... I'm always completely nude. See? I'm not wearing anything, no shirt, no pants, no underwear, not even socks or shoes. Nothing but bare skin, so you can all see m-my toned chest, my nipples, my belly button, my flat stomach, my tiny penis that's always shaved, my scrotum with little testicles, and *turning 180 degrees* my bare buttocks."

Still nothing from the students that were more clothed than Pit, who then proceeded to turn back around and state his observation, "From what I remember while measuring with a ruler, it's one inch long when flaccid and two inches long when erect."

Another student named Ali scoffed, "Ew. You're weird and a loser."

The other students giggled at him, not with him. Manfred then instructed a naked Pit, "Ok, Pit. I think that's enough. Please feel free to sit down wherever you can."

Blushing, Pit saw a seat in the front row, in the rightmost column. After sitting his butt down in the desk chair, Antony raised his hand for the professor, "Isn't it illegal for students to expose themselves or solicit sex on campus? I'm pretty sure Pit's guilty of both."

"Well, this university has a more relaxed stance on that. Nudity and sex are permitted here. The only major thing is that all sex must be consensual, according to Kenneth, the University President. Despite this, no one but Pit seems to take advantage of how this university is clothing-optional and allows you to make love."

Taking advantage of the permitted nudism seemed to be something Pit wasn't even knowingly trying to do as he just sat timidly in his seat, embarrassed over being ridiculed for his micropenis and feeling like an outsider in more ways than one. Some students muttered, "What a loser. Who'd date that naked boy? The length of his thing is just sad."

Suddenly, a crumped ball of paper landed on his desk. Given the way it landed, it seemed to be from a student sitting at least one row behind him. He thought it was trash and decided to throw it away, but someone said, "No, wait! Don't throw it away yet! Open it first."

Pit stopped, wondering if someone was talking to him. Looking at the paper he held, he was about to uncrumple it. The same voice said, "Yes, read what it says, but not aloud, to yourself."

Flattening the paper, he read it quietly, "Look for a woman with absurdly long green hair in the dining hall. She's your secret admirer."

Genuinely surprised by the note, Pit smiled as he held it close while listening to Professor Manfred lecturing. Today's subject was on the male and female anatomies.


By lunchtime, it looked like 99.99% percent of all students wanted nothing to do with Pit as he wandered around in the dining hall. He knew would likely have to sit alone unless he found his secret admirer.

The hall was so big, and Pit searched up and down. When he sighed, was about to give up, and decided to just sit alone, he heard a female's voice, "Hey."

A naked Pit once again scanned his surroundings. From his perspective, his head didn't stop moving until he saw a woman with absurdly long green hair smiling and waving at him. Wanting to be sure, Pit pointed at himself, as if to confirm that she was talking to him. She said, "Yes. You. Wanna sit with me?"

Nonverbally, the brown-haired boy accepted the invitation by sitting next to the green-haired woman as she asked, "What's your name?"

"I'm Pit."

"Pleasure to meet you, Pit. Call me Palutena. I'm the woman that sits behind you in Professor Manfred's Sex Ed class."

"Hello, Palutena."

"I prefer to be called Lady Palutena."

"Ok, Lady Palutena."

In terms of appearance, Palutena looked like a 22-year-old woman with green eyes, very long green hair reaching down to her lower legs and was around 5'9" tall with a weight of 125 pounds, counting her heels. She had an overall very elegant and regal appearance as she wore a relatively Greek-styled white dress with vine-like patterns on the hems and a chiton-like cloth over it held by her golden necklace that acts like a fibula/brooch. There were heart-like patterns and a red trim at the top of the dress, golden vambraces, sandal-like heels with a tall one on her left leg and a long white sock, numerous gold ornaments to accommodate it, along with a split to her thigh on the right side held by a red fibula. There was also a gold laurel crown and a red fibula, but no staff.

Palutena then struck up a conversation with Pit, starting with, "Why exactly aren't you wearing any clothes?"

He explained, "I needed to make some money to pay for the semester."

"Guess you got a little desperate."

"Yeah. I took off all my clothes except the laurels I'm wearing on my head and now I'm walking around naked."

"You want to wear some of my clothes?"

"I probably shouldn't."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. I don't feel comfortable being crossdressing. Plus, I sort of want to stay naked so in hopes that a woman will think I'm handsome and cute."

"Well, I think you're adorable and handsome, more than any other male here, there, and anywhere."

"You do?"

"I really do, especially when you act all shy and awkward."

"Hee hee. Thank you, Lady Palutena."

"You're welcome."

"Likewise, I think you're the most beautiful woman ever. Not only on campus, but also in the universe."

"That's so nice of you."

"I just want to make you happy."

"Thank you. Let's eat."

As they ate, Palutena asked Pit, "You wanna sell your dorm and move into mine?"

The naked boy was shocked at such an offer from the clothed woman, "You'd really let me stay with you?"

"Sure. I could use some company."

"What classes do you take this semester?"

Pit and Palutena compared their schedules that they had hard copies of. They actually had all of the same classes, though their majors were different with Pit looking to be an angel and Palutena wanting a goddess degree, something that would only happen once in a blue moon, making him gasp, "Whoa! Our schedules are identical!"

"Almost identical, Pit. The majors are different."

"Still, it's so rare. It's almost like..."

"...we were meant to be together?"

"Yes. Wait, do you have a boyfriend? I don't wanna cause trouble with you and him."

"No, I'm single."

"Phew. Good. I'm single too."

"Would you like to be my boyfriend?"

Again, the boy with brown hair was amazed by charitable the woman with green hair was, "You would want to be in a relationship with ME?"

"Of course, Pit."

"Why me over people with larger penises?"

"Because I have a preference for boys with small cocks, blue eyes, and many tufts in brown hair including a single unruly cowlick. Your hair is delicious because it smells like mint and chocolate."

"Ok."

"Also, would you say you're timid and submissive? Would you be willing to let a woman tell you what to do?"

"Yes."

"That is another reason you make a better boyfriend. You're sweeter and kinder than the rest."

"Lady Palutena, you're making me blush."

"And it's cute."

"Are you only attracted to me out of pity or out of genuine romantic feelings?"

"Both."

"Oh. I guess I'll say yes."

"Aw, Pit."

They shared a tender embrace, both happy to start a relationship together and feeling like they were 101% compatible. Pit's naked body against Palutena's clothed one gave him some arousal because it reminded him how uncovered he was compared to her.

When they broke the hug, Palutena looked down at Pit's private, "Aw, you have such a cute little pee-pee. 1 inch when soft and 2 when hard, if I recall correctly."

That comment made Pit smile bashfully, "Yes, you are correct. It's teeny-tiny."

"It's itty-bitty."

"Teensy-weensy."

Palutena placed her hand on Pit's cock, smiling as she felt his inner thighs and crotch area, "The lack of pubic hairs is a plus, so smooth."

"A shaved penis is a happy penis."

"Can I see your bare bottom? I'm certain that your buttocks are smooth and cute as well."

"Well, see for yourself."

Standing up, the nude boy showed his butt cheeks to the woman that was more dressed. She was actually mesmerized by Pit's ass and how round, smooth, and firm it was. No one would blame Palutena for lightly patting that lovely bubble butt, or pinching both cheeks, or squeezing them, or even slapping them in a flirtatious manner, admiring how they were like two big balls of dough that were excellently kneaded by a skilled chef, "I was right. Those boyish butt cheeks of yours are irresistible."

Pit giggled from how Palutena flattered him with compliments as he turned to face her while she added, "Between your young face, sweet hair, big blue eyes, kissable cheeks, silky skin, cleanly shaven penis, flat tummy, toned midsection and limbs, innie navel, cute feet, sexy ass, and the fact that you're such a gentleman, I honestly think you shouldn't not be naked because I don't wanna lose access to your good looks and genitals."

Again, Pit grinned at her praise as they both stood still for a few moments. He was getting increasingly excited with every second she ogled his sheer nakedness that made her happy, even flicking his dick once. Aside from his laurel crown, he was not wearing a single item of clothing. One minute later, he broke the silence, "Lady Palutena?"

"What is it, Pit?"

"It's just that I've always wanted to stand completely bare in front of a beautiful woman with us smiling at each other and flirting while she touched my private parts."

"Did you also want a beautiful woman to give you a kiss while you were baring all?"

Without waiting for an answer, Palutena kissed Pit on his left cheek, then his right, then on the lips. It was hard for him to believe as he stammered with red cheeks, "Lady Palutena, I'm naked and you... kissed me?"

"A dream come true, isn't it?"

"Yes, I'm nude and now I'm your boyfriend. A dream like that just sounds too good to be true."

"Yet here we are."

Pit's right hand was held by Palutena's left hand, making him come to his senses as he thought they were going to leave the dining hall. However, right in the middle, she made them stop as she asked straightforward and somewhat blunt, "Pit, would you kindly masturbate for me?"

Eyes widened, he wanted to confirm, "You mean now?"

"Yes. Right now, and right where you're standing."

"Do I... have your permission?"

"Not only that, but you also have my encouragement."

"In that case, I shall. Anything for my new girlfriend."

With the consent of his new girlfriend, a nude Pit proceeded to gently but provocatively rub his chest and abdomen, moving his hands slowly and erotically over his upper body. Once he was done erotically caressing his own skin, he paused for effect, and then stared down at the small crayon-like body part that was devoid of pubes and so hard that it was slightly painful.

From the base of his cock, Pit's index finger slid down its shaft as Palutena was delighted to see her naked boyfriend touching his own cock, appearing uncensored in its entirety. No shirt, no pants, no underwear, not even footwear. She looked aroused from seeing his cock flopping around as he flicked his phallus to make it comically jiggle around before declaring out loud, "Anyone want to see my nude boyfriend jerk off in public?"

In response, about half of the people in the dining hall converged on the scene of a nudie beating off, which was around 50. The other 50 stayed put where they were, either from being averse to a bare Pit, or being too focused on eating, or thinking that it would be too much hassle to get a good view because of how crowded it became. Pit was turned on from standing there and groping his own private, fully aware that out of everyone in the room, only he was completely and utterly naked with his hard cock now totally out on show for people to see, including the woman that just agreed to officially be in a relationship. Such a fantasy felt so unreal, but it was definitely real. As he looked around him, most of the viewers were women. Some females were recording with smartphones, others were quietly giggling with their hands down their pants. Men just tried unsuccessfully to drag their girlfriends away.

Voyeurs were gazing at Pit's body from all angles, he was glad to be of service while showing off his miniature cock and balls as well as providing a good, long look at his butt. He even flexed and tensed his glutes before slowly opening his legs rudely and obscenely wide to provide the best view possible of his sausage and nuts. Finally, Pit grabbed his hard member with his right hand, and got a good, firm grip on it as he bent his knees slightly.

Pit started to leisurely pump his penis up and down, taking his time and accentuating the movement. Women felt lucky to be watching him, wanting to be provided with a few moments to process the profoundly lurid act they were witnessing. Palutena smiled at him, "Looks like you have more positivity here than in class."

"I'm surprised, Lady Palutena."

"Me too. I guess the fact that your embarrassment is fading away makes you look like bold in their eyes. They like how you're brave to not only expose your nudity, but also jerk off in a public surrounding without worrying about judgement."

"I have you to thank for that."

"The pleasure is all mine, Pit."

Or rather, the pleasure was all his, considering that he was pleasuring himself with no semblance of privacy.

With increasing confidence, Pit continued to play with himself, gradually picking up speed, gliding back and forth. In a few strokes, the streaking boy's raging erection could not harden anymore because it was as hard as marble at that point. He was getting hotter and hornier with every subtle movement of his hand. His mind raced and his skin tingled. Palutena started to drool over Pit being naked and jerking off, she thought he looked cute, sexy, and a little silly. She wanted him to keep the show going, so she egged him on while thirstily drinking in the sight of his unclothed form as he pounded away on his adorably tiny pee-pee.

To everyone behind Pit, the ladies were filled with wonder as they stared intently at his wobbling butt. Likewise, those looking at his front continued to enthusiastically observe him jerk his cock back and forth. Pit got hotter and hotter, arousal multiplying with every second he feverishly stroked his dick. In order to get himself even more sexually excited, he occasionally brainstormed an amazing mental image of Palutena being completely naked, just like him. Looking at the dress and her chest, Pit imagined her breasts being as big as D-cups at the very least as he mentally undressed her. Pit's opinion that he would never change was Palutena's nakedness being infinitely more beautiful than any other woman's nudity.

Pre-cum dribbled liberally out of Pit's stiffy as he moaned quietly. With his left hand, he theatrically fondled his pecs and rubbed his nipples, tweaking and plucking at them while softly groaning to himself.

Again, Pit let his mind drift off to Palutena being nude, revealing her staggeringly beautiful and mind-blowingly sexy breasts, vagina, and buttocks. He didn't doubt that her butt was bigger than his. While pumping his penis, he looked down at it as she asked, "Pit, did you get a Brazilian wax?"

"Actually, yes. I got it long before coming to this university. Do you have one, Lady Palutena?"

"No, I keep my pubes trimmed because I always want to have a little hair down there."

"Oh."

At least five minutes passed, a completely naked Pit was still perpetually horny, and his watchers didn't go anywhere because they didn't to miss anything.

His need for sex would not be sated until he ejaculated one way or another, on his own or with help someone else. In Pit's mind, his imagination once again went wild with depictions of a naked Palutena being curvy, big-breasted, particularly energetic, funny, and uninhibited. Still torridly fucking himself, Pit concentrated on picturing himself and Palutena both seeing one another totally naked, expressing fascination with the other's stunning face and physique. Furthermore, he imagined her constantly slapping at his penis and gently squeezing his testicles while he rubbed her trimmed vulva in addition to looking at every inch of her big and firm tits jiggling and bouncing, much to their very obvious enjoyment. Both of them moaned, "Oh my god."

Meanwhile, Palutena noticed Pit breathing heavily and emitting louder moans as he pumped his private even harder. The woman with green hair had a feeling that the boy with brown hair was getting close to cumming, but she wanted him to last a little longer for the enjoyment of his possible audience, so she requested, "Pit, would you mind gripping yourself tighter, but also slowing down your strokes?"

"No, I don't mind, Lady Palutena."

Because Pit obeyed Palutena, his jacking off lasted ten minutes now, which was a long time for his audience, and he tried valiantly to keep it going by slowing his strokes. Despite his best efforts, he was nearly ready to blow. His bare torso was drenched with sweat. Pit's pits also got sweaty, along with his face and butt crack. Unable to hold it in much longer, Pit wanted to know, "Lady Palutena, am I allowed to cum yet? I think I'm getting to the point where I have to let it all out."

"Yes, you may. I'm sure everyone else is waiting for it."

In a violent burst, the orgasm finally roared through Pit like a tidal wave. Yelling in extreme pleasure, Pit came with one spurt landing on the floor in front of him. He then held his dong upright for the best visual image possible. Semen spewed out of his tool with shuddering force and surged high into the air like a fountain. He watched it arc upward and then begin its descent. The second blast of semen eventually landed with a noisy splat on the floor around his feet.

Sitting on his naked ass before lying down, the naked male let another another shot surged out of him, and then another, both flying into the air before splattering sleazily over his bare stomach and chest.

Pit was done, his cock continued to leak jizz as it slowly softened and eventually hung slack between his muscled thighs. Then, the nude male let go of his member and then let his arms hang limp at his sides. Every last ounce of semen and energy had been sapped from Pit, who panted, "I'm finished."

Totally nude, with his legs luridly spread wide, Pit was covered in his own warm, pearly jism. Even though he felt exhausted, he was wholly satisfied. His audience also enjoyed his sexy, salacious, and utterly sinful performance as they departed, content and feeling like a nude Pit really made their day.

As Pit happily lied there silently and in his post-orgasm stupor, he heard the faint but unmistakable sound of sweet feminine giggling from Palutena as she cuddled next to him, telling him, "We'll soon be college roommates as soon you feel energetic enough to stand up again."

"I can't wait."

"Also, I know you didn't exactly choose to get naked because felt that you had to, but you can choose to stay naked."

"True."

"Soon, you might not be the only one on campus walking around in the buff."

Pit blushed at the implication.