(Disclaimer, this is all satire and is intentionally dumb. Anyways enjoy the festive spooky chapters)
Subaru woke up from his sleep
He looked around and noticed that he was sleeping next to his boy friend Deku from my hero academia
Subaru- Ahh yes good morning Deku from my hero acchidamai
Deku- yawn, hello Subaru from Re:zero
Subaru and Deku then proceeded to become friends and went off to have breakfast
...
Subaru saw the red haired maid Rem cooking breakfast
Subaru- hello Ram!
Subaru did a funni pose
Rem- hello Subaru hello Deku
Subaru noticed that Rem was blushing as she looked at Deku
Subaru- gasp, Rem how could you
Rem- I want Deku for myself
Suddenly Reinhard bust through the door
Reinhard- Subaru I challenge Deku to a fight
Subaru- Ok
So Deku and Reinhard battled outside
Deku-Wow I can't believe it Feinhard we are equally as strong
Reinhard- it seems so
Deku- However you forget one thing
Reinhard- what would that be?
Deku- Subaru throw sand in his eyes!
And so through the usage of bad power scaling and poor research by the author
Subaru and Deku won
That was until
Bakugo- Sup bitches!
Deku- GASP! Bakugo language!
Subaru-yeah!
Bakugo- anyways I'm here to make an announcement
Subaru-wat?
Bakugo- I am getting married to Roswaal and Ram and Rem and Emilia today
Deku- wow good for you
Subaru- Yeah good job
And they all lived happily ever after
[ ;) hehe how was that? Did I properly portray a wattpad fanfic writer? Anyways get ready for a different spook soon!]
