(Disclaimer, this is all satire and is intentionally dumb. Anyways enjoy the festive spooky chapters)

Subaru woke up from his sleep

He looked around and noticed that he was sleeping next to his boy friend Deku from my hero academia

Subaru- Ahh yes good morning Deku from my hero acchidamai

Deku- yawn, hello Subaru from Re:zero

Subaru and Deku then proceeded to become friends and went off to have breakfast

...

Subaru saw the red haired maid Rem cooking breakfast

Subaru- hello Ram!

Subaru did a funni pose

Rem- hello Subaru hello Deku

Subaru noticed that Rem was blushing as she looked at Deku

Subaru- gasp, Rem how could you

Rem- I want Deku for myself

Suddenly Reinhard bust through the door

Reinhard- Subaru I challenge Deku to a fight

Subaru- Ok

So Deku and Reinhard battled outside

Deku-Wow I can't believe it Feinhard we are equally as strong

Reinhard- it seems so

Deku- However you forget one thing

Reinhard- what would that be?

Deku- Subaru throw sand in his eyes!

And so through the usage of bad power scaling and poor research by the author

Subaru and Deku won

That was until

Bakugo- Sup bitches!

Deku- GASP! Bakugo language!

Subaru-yeah!

Bakugo- anyways I'm here to make an announcement

Subaru-wat?

Bakugo- I am getting married to Roswaal and Ram and Rem and Emilia today

Deku- wow good for you

Subaru- Yeah good job

And they all lived happily ever after

[ ;) hehe how was that? Did I properly portray a wattpad fanfic writer? Anyways get ready for a different spook soon!]