Stuart Little 5
By Richie Wraggs
One day Sony pictures preformed a satanic ritual by sacrificing a young virgin girl in order to bring the cast of Stuart Little back from the dead and so they lived like normal once more. Stuart was watching his favourite channel on Tv; Gayworld.
"Oh Yes! Oh Yes! Oh Ohh!" Orgasamed Stuart as he tugged on his microscopic pecker.
Stuart splooged and it splashed in Snowbell's milk. "Fuck me that was awesome!" Stuart said.
Just then Stuart heard the door open behind him. "Bitch!" Stuart announced "That better be my fucking pie or else..."
"It's me, you Asshole!" Said George who had just entered the room.
"Oh sorry George, what the fuck are you doing here anyway? You never leave the basement durring masturbation period."
"This is an emergency! We're out of drugs!"
"What? Fuck my life, I can't fucking well choke my chicken without horse and eye poppers can I? Well there only one thing for it, then..."
"What?"
"You're gonna whore yourself until I get all my drugs back!"
"But Stuart..."
"Shut the fuck up bitch and earn! It was most probably you who used them all anyway, cunt!"
"Fuck you Stuart!"
"Little hey! Little ho!"
And so George left the house wearing a male sub outfit. Stuart walked to the kitchen, "Slag, where's my fucking pie I gave you all fucking day you old cunt!" There was no answer then Stuart was opening the door "Deaf as well as stupid or fucking what?" He was shocked at what he saw, the kitchen absolutely smothered with blood. Eleanor was laying on the floor with every one of her knives stabbed into her and the microwave burst open with a burnt charred flesh mess oozing out of it that once was Martha little. The oven was absolutely fuming.
"Stupid bitch she's burning my pie!" Stuart shouted in anger. Stuart ran to the cooker and opened revealing no pie but instead Frederick squeezed inside as well as tied up, gagged and burning to death trying to scream in agony. "Where my fucking pie? I'm fucking starving and you twats can't do any fucking shit right for once in your life!" Stuart slammed the oven shut and a loud although muffled screech boomed from inside. A note dropped from the hob Stuart grabbed it and read it.
The note reads; "Hey, fuck head! Yeah you pigshit! We got your drugs and shit, think you can have it back you piece of shit? Come and fight for it you pussy and don't hide behind your gay little butt buddies this time, we already know you got no dick you don't need to prove it all the time, shit head! Love Smokey!"
"I knew it! I gonna pick up the world and drop it on his fucking head! No one steals my drugs, my pie, my fucking anything!" Screams Stuart completely consumed with hatred. He storms to the basement.
"Before I tear Smokey a new shithole to fuck. I'm gonna show you all that I pimped my ride!" Said Stuart seemingly chilled this time around. "As you can see I painted it purple, you think I wanna wear red in my hood? Fuck nigger, red is the colour of a fucking faggot ass bitch retard pussy, it ain't ballin! If I saw some ho wearin' red in my hood I'll slash the fucking cunt! But enough about that I got hydraulics fitted in too, good shit! Oh and see my Cd player, top of the range hi-fi with plasma screen and my PSTriple... what Xbox 360? George! I'm gonna cut that retard's balls off for this! Mmm... Retard bitches are so much fun to take advange of... Did I say that out loud? Well you best forget you said that you fuckers! So we got neon lighting underneath, it's fucking class oh see my nitrogen, I'll go faster than the speed of fucking light so you bitches better not run from me on the road and of course my favourite function, vulcan cannons built in for a little bit of drive-by action on the side. Now lets go meet the gang and dead that pubemeister!"
To be continued...
