The Rising of Florida Man

My boys over at Discord have convinced me to create Florida Man Izuku, will he be a hero? A villain? A vigilante? Or just your everyday Florida Man who doesn't take sides? I'm not sure if I should give him a quirk because Florida Man doesn't need a quirk to cause problems. Florida Man in my dictionary is not chaotic evil, good, or neutral but he is chaotic. Will there be Bud Light? Well yes, Izuku is a Florida Man. Will there be crack and cocaine? It's the natural diet of Florida Man.

10 years ago…

One this day, Bakugo remember this day as turned 4 years old and he was told that he has a quirk. His mom shouted, "YOUR AUNT INKO, IS MOVING NEXT DOOR AND SHE IS COMING TO VISIT!"

Bakugo loves Aunt Inko and he was excited to meet the rest of her family. She always visits his mom once a year because they were good friends for a long time. He never met her son, Izuku, because they lived in Florida. But today they were moving next door to him and he wanted to meet Izuku. He then headed out to see Aunt Inko which he greeted her, "Hey Aunt Inko!"

Inko smiled, "Hello Katsuki."

Bakugo then asked, "Where is Izuku?"

Inko signed, "He is probably in the backyard with his pet."

Bakugo headed over which Inko shouted, "Be careful!"

Mitsuki asked, "Why? Is his pet jumpy?"

Inko scratched the back of her head, "Izuku's pet is a baby alligator."

Mitsuki looked at her dumbfounded, "What?"

Bakugo then went to the backyard to find a green hair boy about his age feeding and playing with a baby alligator while also drinking a can of Bud Light that one of the movers were drinking from. Bakugo came over, "Hello."

Izuku looked over to smile, "Hey… are you Katsuki?"

The blonde nodded, "Yep! And I want to be the best hero of all time!"

Izuku nodded, "Well I'm Izuku. I'm quirkless and can't become a hero but if you make fun of me…"

But faced the baby alligator towards him, "Rex here will bite on command."

Katsuki looked at the Izuku, "You're quirkless… who said you can't be a hero."

Izuku replied, "Everyone after I got the results, but it's fine. It's not like I care about that. I can make crack and cocaine instead to make a living."

Katsuki looked at Izuku angrily, "You can be a hero! I mean you have a pet alligator with is pretty cool…"

Izuku nodded, "Well it's a common sight in my homeland… but I guess it's cool to you."

Izuku reached for the beer again which Bakugo grabbed Izuku, "You aren't supposed to do that."

Izuku in confusion, "What? I'm just getting a drink."

And on that day forward, a friendship was formed between the popular kid Bakugo Katsuki and Florida Man Midoriya Izuku.

Present Day

The TV reporter on the news spoke, "Tonight at 9, a teen went to the zoo to wrestle a gorilla over a banana and won yesterday…"

Everyone in the classroom turned to Izuku who was sitting next Bakugo. The green hair boy wore shades to cover his eyes, a leather jacket, a wife beater under the jacket, jean shorts, and alligator skin boots. Izuku looked at the class, "What that bastard stole my shit, you think I was going to take it. I'm not spending another 100 yen."

The teacher purposely pulled up the news just to make everyone make fun of him, but the class was just amazed by him. Some even had theories that Izuku does have a quirk, but the government told him to keep it top secret. Bakugo smirked, "I was there, and he gave that monkey a run for its money."

The class actually admire the two as Bakugo had a powerful and awesome quirk while the quirkless Izuku was a bad boy and a bad ass who threw a few parties while his mom went to work at least once a week. Izuku looked at the teacher, "Hey Teach, before you begin on the class on what jobs that we want, are you qualified for it and what are your credentials?"

Everyone knew that it wasn't a normal day if Izuku asked their teacher if he was qualified to teach and every day, he would try to humiliate him, but it backfires. The teacher looked at him in anger and proceed to talk about how everyone wants to be a hero which Bakugo stood on his desk, "You losers would never have a chance to become heroes, I'm applying at UA where they only accept the very best!"

Everyone looked at him in jealously which then the teacher looked at Izuku's paper, "Mr. Midoriya, you can't put down that you want to be a 'Professional Florida Man' as a career and in English."

Izuku tilted his shades, "You can't tell me how to live my life, you're not my mom."

Everyone looked at him as he was giving sass which the teacher in anger, "I will report this to the principle and call your mother."

Izuku shrugged, "Go ahead, like I give a shit."

He then pulled out a Bud Light, "While you are at it, I'm going to have a drink."

Bakugo looked at Izuku as he was pushing the teacher to his limit but then the teacher fell to the ground and grabbing his chest, "Call the ambulance!"

Everyone started helping the teacher including Bakugo while Izuku was just chugged his bottle and threw it out the window. While everyone was surrounding the teacher, Izuku then picked up the teacher in a princess carry, "Kacchan, let's do heroic stuff."

Bakugo smirked as they got the teacher downstairs to the ambulance that just arrived and took him to the hospital. After the vehicle left Izuku chuckled, "Asshole."

Bakugo punched his shoulder, "You are the asshole…"

Izuku replied, "No, I'm Florida Man, there is a difference. But you want to go home, I'm sure Rex misses me and is probably hungry."

Bakugo rolled his eyes but smiled, "Yeah, let's ditch this."

Izuku smiling, "First I need a restock of my Bud Light and snow."

Bakugo was confused on the snow part which Izuku laughed, "You don't want to be around me when I get my snow."

Bakugo went to Izuku's house while Izuku went to get his stuff, Izuku looked at the bike parking to find his golf cart and proceed to drive off to get his stuff.

Two Hours Later…

Izuku entered a bar with some sketchy people in it but it was the only place he knew where they sell alcohol to a minor. Izuku went up to the misty bartender, "Kuro! Where is my Bud Light?!"

Kurogiri sighed, "Why… why do you keep coming here?"

Izuku slammed the table, "You sell Bud Light to me and I have money for you and 'Hand' some. Now let's do this, my alligator is hungry."

The young adult with a hand on his face looked at him, "Why do even bother getting over here?"

Kurogiri nodded, "Agreed, this place has the sketchiest of people and some are even villains. You couldn't go anywhere else?"

Izuku put down 100,000 yen, "I've seen worst in Florida, now get me 100,000 yen worth of Bud Light."

Kurogiri picked up the money and asked, "The back of the golf cart?"

Izuku nodded as Kurogiri warped five 24 can packs of Bud Light to the back of his golf cart. Then Izuku walked over to a man at the booth, "You got the snow?"

The man pulled out a kilo of cocaine and Izuku gave him the money then headed out of the bar. The man behind the TV spoke, "Did he come back again?"

Tomura groaned, "Yes…"

Kurogiri looked at the drug dealer, "Why are you here?"

The dealer shrugged, "He told me, I could make more money if I sold my stuff here… and he was right too."

The voice from the TV shouted, "GET OUT!"

The dealer ran from the bar and the voice calmly spoked, "That boy is actually on the news a lot, yesterday he wrestled a gorilla and won. Apparently after some research, he doesn't have a quirk whatsoever."

The two looked at the TV in shock, "WHAT?!"

Izuku's House

After two hours of waiting, Bakugo saw Izuku driving up in his golf cart which Bakugo lost his shit laughing, "I can't believe you are still driving around in that golf cart!"

Izuku parked it on the driveway, "Well I don't have a driver's license, so this is the next best thing."

Izuku and Bakugo got the beer inside the house which Izuku opened a few packs of raw meat then headed to his backyard to the pool to find Rex, his 12-foot-long 350-pound alligator. Rex was in the pool chilling then saw Izuku which he opened his mouth as Izuku put the meat in his mouth. Rex ate his meal and Izuku swam in the pool with it, "Rex is fed you can swim now."

Bakugo shouted, "NO WAY!"

Izuku commented, "He won't bite."

Bakugo with a Bud Light in his hand, "YES HE DO!"

Izuku pet Rex's head, "He doesn't mean that, he likes you. He is just being a tsundere."

Bakugo threw Izuku's beer at his head which Izuku grabbed the beer, "You are lucky that you threw a beer. I will accept it as a new way you are passing the beer."

Bakugo started drinking, "Did you get punished for yesterday?"

Izuku nodded, "Well yeah of course, but she works all day, so she has no one to enforce it while she is at work. By the way, she won't be back until tomorrow morning."

Bakugo asked, "You want to throw a party?"

Izuku raised his beer, "HELL YEAH!"

Izuku got out of the pool and they got on the golf cart to head off to get some party supplies. Bakugo started messaging people to come while Izuku did the driving. Izuku turned to Bakugo, "I did a few modifications to this bad boy, so we can travel at 60mph."

Bakugo shouted, "Go faster, Izukun!"

Which Izuku stepped on the pedal as they were flying on the back streets. As they were heading to the a few stores, a slime monster appeared which Izuku ran him over. Bakugo shouted, "Stop!"

Izuku stopped the cart and the two looked at the being from a distance. Bakugo asked, "Did we kill him?"

Izuku pulled out a container of CLR, "Well let's clean up!"

Bakugo growled, "He is made of slime, not rust."

Izuku nodded, "Oh…"

Which Izuku pulled out some slime remover, "Good call Kacchan."

The two headed over but then Izuku gave the slime remover to Bakugo and pulled out a can of Axe body spray and a lighter. Bakugo in confusion, "What are you doing?"

Izuku replied, "You have a quirk to defend yourself. If he started moving, I'm fucked unless you are pouring, and I'm armed."

Bakugo grunted as he poured some slime remove on the guy who then woke up and attacked. Bakugo used his quirk to fly back but the being went to attack Izuku. Izuku started shooting flames at the creature and the creature shouted, "HOLY SHIT, KID! WHAT THE FUCK!"

Then a manly voice spoke, "You think you can get away with attack some innocent children."

Bakugo and Izuku turned to the voice to see it was All Might himself, the hero smiled big and wide, "HAVE NO FEAR, FOR I AM HERE!"

The two were in awe that their favorite hero has come to save them which All Might used Texas Smash to take the villain down. After the villain was defeated, Izuku and Bakugo helped All Might put the slime villain in a Bud Light bottle he had in the golf cart. All Might thanked the boys then gave then his autograph but Izuku then asked the hero, "All Might… I have a question to ask."

All Might said his pant size which Izuku shouted, "NOT THAT ONE!"

All Might looked at the boy, "Are you the kid who has been in the news at least once a day for doing something bizarre?"

Izuku nodded, "But I want to ask you… even though I am quirkless and the only person who believes in me becoming a hero is Kacchan here… Can I still become a hero?"

Bakugo looked at Izuku in surprise that Izuku still had interest in being a hero even though he talks about beer and partying a lot which All Might smiled, "Kid, you amaze me and other people. The fact you are quirkless surprises me the most… if you want to be a hero… I strongly support it."

Izuku looked at the hero in happiness and Bakugo smiled too, All Might continue, "If you would stay out of trouble, stay in school, and work hard then I believe that you would be a fine hero!"

Izuku teared up a little, "THANK YOU ALL MIGHT!"

All Might then flew off and Izuku shouted, "YES ALL MIGHT BELIEVE IN THE QUIRKLESS HERO: FLORIDA MAN!"

Bakugo got on the cart, "Are you sure you want to be called that?"

Izuku started driving, "It's either that or Yoloswagking69."

Bakugo laughed a little, "Come on let's go throw a party."