Somewhere in the realm of the gods sat a teenager. They wore PJs and had a blanket wrapped around their back staring at a computer screen in a dark room. They were tapping their foot on the floor as if waiting for something . They had one hand massaging their forehead as if they had a headache and looked rather tired.
"ARGHH! That's it, I give up. This story is going nowhere, the reviews are half and half. Some of them love the story and some of them absolutely hate it and try their best to let me know. If you don't like it then just leave! Why do you have to leave hate comments?!" He grumbled.
"I think I should drop this and start all over from scratch. I'm all out of ideas though, I need something that will keep people interested and entertained. I wanted to write something related to yugioh but I feel like literally everything has been done there. Hmm." The boy started pacing around the room while muttering to himself.
He sat there for a few minutes deep in thought before jumping up to his feet and one could almost see a light bulb above their head.
"Thats it! I don't need to think of anything! I'll just hop on over to the mortal realm and I'll kinna- I mean isekai a person or two." He yelled in delight.
The boy turned to a nearby wall and held out his hand concentrating. A few moments later a light blue swirling circle started to appear. It was small at first but it started growing quickly until it was big enough for a person to step inside. The boy quickly walked through and the portal closed behind him.
Meanwhile in the mortal realm a match was taking place. Four friends who had mostly only known each other online had met in real life for the first time and what was it that they did? They dueled to decide the best duelist among them. The four friends whose names were Leon, Brandon, Colt, and Rylan decided this was the first priority. Leon was up against Brandon while Colt was up against Rylan. The winners would battle each other. The duels had started a few minutes ago and were still going.
"You destroyed my field but I'm not done yet."
"I normal summon Vampire Ghost and activate his effect. I discard the vampire sorcerer in my hand and add vampire vamp to my hand and send vampire retainer to the graveyard." Leon started
"I then activate Vampire Sorcerer's effect and banish it from my graveyard then activate my Vampire Domain on the field. As you know Vampire Domain allows me to pay 500 Lifepoints and normal summon a vampire monster a second time. With sorcerer's effect which allows me to normal summon without tribute I normal summon Vampire Vamp!" Leon placed Vampire Vamp on the table grinning as he did so.
"Vampire Vamp is normal summoned I can target your Orea, the Sylvan High Arbiter and equip it to Vampire Vamp and Vampire Vamp adds its ATK to its own!"
"Now I attack you with Vampire Vamp."
"I activate the trap card Sylvan Blessing." Brandon revealed his set card.
"I bring back Sylvan Peaskeeper from my graveyard and when Sylvan Peaskeeper is special summoned I can excavate the top card of my deck." Brandon picked up the top card of his deck and revealed Sylvan Princessprout.
"When Sylvan Princessprout is excavated i can special summon it from the graveyard. Also because a Sylvan monster was sent to the graveyard I can special summon Sylvan Sagequoia from my hand. You aren't taking me down THAT easily Leon." Brandon smirked.
"I always like a good challenge." Leon grinned.
Meanwhile on another nearby table.
"I normal summon Metaphys Ragnarok and banish the top three card of my deck!" Colt said.
"I activate Lilith, Lady of Lament's quick effect and tribute your monster since i have lair of darkness on the field!." Rylan replied.
"Ok then, I play Dimensional Fissure." Colt said.
"I activate my trap card ballista squad and tribute your Metaphys Daedalus to destroy Dimensional Fissure." Rylan smiled in response.
"Rylan you prick." Colt gritted his teeth.
"I attack your Lilith with my Metaphys tyrant dragon."
"I kinda wanted that." Rylan muttered as he moved Lilith to the graveyard and his lifepoints when down.
"Now we both have one monster." Colt said.
"Except you missed the fact that mine is stronger than yours." Rylan pointed out.
"Do I look like I care that Darkest Diabolos is stronger? I end my turn." Colt replied
Rylan drew from hist deck and started his turn.
"I draw a card, set a card and acti-"
"Well what do we have here" A voice interrupted.
The four boys turned their heads and spotted someone who looked about their age in Pajamas and a blanket. The stranger looked like he just got out of bed and confused the four friends who has no idea who this person was and why they were in their house. They were about to demand answers from the stranger when he started talking.
"Now I know what you're thinking, who is this guy and what are they doing in my house? Well guess what, I'm here to take four names off of truck-kun's list."
The stranger raised their hand to the sky and from up above an air plane suddenly veered off course and at speeds which should be impossible for man made aircraft crashed into the house. The friends looked in horror as their lives flashed before their eyes.
Then they died, end of story.
Nah, that'll be too boring and easy wouldn't it.
The four soon found themselves standing in a world that was nothing but a flat expanse of white.
"Congratulations you have now found yourselves winning the isekai lottery and being chosen to go to another world. You may refer to me as Ellenad. Now I'll discuss the details in a minute, does anyone have any questions?" The stranger from before appeared before them but this time dressing in a blue wrinkled t-shirt and black sweat pants.
The four looked at each other but then Rylan raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"First of all, WHAT. THE HELL! You can't just do this all of a sudden."
"You're just unhappy because you haven't watched as much anime or read as much manga so you're unprepared." Leon said as if expecting this whole situation.
"Why does it seem like you expected this?" Rylan asked.
"When one has seen enough anime they expect these kinds of things. Also what's up with Brandon hes just sitting over there crying."
They looked over at Brandon who was curled up in a ball with tears in his eyes. Leon walked over to check what was wrong.
"You ok?"
"NO, I DIED A VIRGIN!" Brandon screamed.
Shock and Realization flew across Leon's face before muttering "I'll be right back." Leon then walked a small distance sat down and began crying for he too died a virgin.
"Imagine dying a virgin, couldn't be me." Colt added on.
"Shut up Colt, you should be joining us, we're all virgins here."
Rylan stared at them for a couple of seconds before replying. "Right I forgot I'm the only normal one here."
"Says the pedo." Colt said
"You know, I totally forgot that you convinced yourself that I'm a pedo in order to count me as weird. Its been a while since you called me that." Rylan said in response.
*AHem*
Everyone turned to Ellenad who was waiting for them to finish.
"May I speak now or would you like to keep arguing because as much as I would like to let you guys rant I have stuff to do. Anyways I am a being from the god realm, and no before you ask I am not God. God is the ruler of said realm and the realm is named that because he resides there. I am here to isekai you guys to the world of yugioh on God's orders."
"Are you sure God ordered this?" Rylan was clearly suspicious for some reason.
"Yes, absolutely. This is definitely an order from God, yep." Ellenad replied.
"Well whatever we're dead anyways so lets get this over with. Do we get any wishes or anything?" Leon asked.
"No wishes however you guys do get to choose one deck you used in real life to bring with you. Also before you ask no god cards. Choose wisely as card spirits are pretty important you know. They will help you however they can." Ellenad answered.
"We only get one deck. We should probably just choose whatever we consider our best deck." Brandon.
"If that's the case then I'm going to go with my Lair of Darkness." Rylan said. The moment he finished a deck of cards appeared in his hand. He started looking through the cards before putting them in his pocket satisfied.
"I'm taking my Sylvans." Brandon said and a deck materialized in his hand too.
"I'm going with Metaphys because how can I not banish stuff." Colt said grinning as he got his cards
"Then I of course have to go with my Vampires." Leon finished and smiled at the cards in his hand.
"Since everyone's chosen I'm going to send you guys off now. Have fun!" Ellenad raised his hand to snap his fingers but just before he did so he paused and grinned.
"By the way, you're not going to the human realm."
Confusion spread across our faces as he laughed and snapped his fingers and we all vanished. Ellenad created another portal and appeared back in their room. He walked over to the computer, sat down, and started typing the whole time with a smile on his face.
