Chapter 1: A new yet old friend
Hey guys/girls/others, I'm back and now I'm finally doing my Spider-Kid fanfiction. I'm counting this as a crossover between the Smurfs and My Little Pony because it technically doesn't feature any Spider-Man characters (which I don't own). Also, since there are human versions of the smurfs, it technically counts as the smurfs being here, and when I have a Spider-Verse fanfic it'll be a crossover with Spider-Man. Also, equestria names are spelled like this while human names are spelled normally. But with that crap out of the way, I'm smurfing out the usual disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I do not own the smurfs, they are owned by Peyo. I do not own My Little Pony or its characters, they are owned by Hasbro. I only own Hector and Emily because they're my OCs. I also do not own the song and lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. If the song is a parody, I do not own the song it is based on. Anyways, enjoy.
"Who am I? Are you sure you want to know? The story that's about to be told is not the faint of heart," narrated our main character. "Well, you're the one that clicked on this fanfic, so I guess I'll have to tell you my story. Unlike most superhero stories, this one starts in the Middle Ages."
Back in the Middle Ages…
A lot of knights were battling the dark knights of the forbidden kingdom (don't judge me, I couldn't think of anything better, and I apparently love retconning things at this point). One knight in particular, the great Jacob Parkerious, was slaying a majority of the dark knights, as Merlin the Wizard destroyed more with his staff.
Little did Merlin know that a spider had gotten caught in one of the magical beams, turning it into a magically enchanted spider (hey, if a radioactive spider gives you powers, so can a magic spider).
"Merlin, we need more of your magic to stop the dark knights," said Jacob, not realizing that the magical spider was crawling on his arm. By the time it reached his hand, it bit him, transferring its abilities to Jacob. He felt slight pain, but then sensed an incoming attack as he fought back with great strength.
"By Jove, you've gained the strength of a giant spider," said Merlin.
"I better put this to good use," said Jacob. He then tried different hand positions, until he found one that let him shoot webs from his wrists. "I could get used to this."
A few weeks later…
After the war was won by the good knights, Jacob became the medieval hero known as the Spider-Knight. He eventually told his family, and the powers he got eventually passed down to his descendants, which brings us to modern day.
Modern Day…
"Now you know what my family history is, but now it's time to talk about me. My name is Hector Parker," narrated Hector Parker. Right now, he was waiting for his girlfriend, Emily Osborn, as he's the getaway driver for their biggest heist ever… stealing the Queen of England's crown. "Where the hell is Emily?"
Hector decided to look around the truck for something fun to pass the time, when he found Emily's diary. "I guess she won't mind if I take a peek at her private thoughts," said Hector. He looked through several pages, until he found a page that peaked his interest.
The page, labeled "Hector's last heist", read as followed:
Dear Diary- I mean journal,
I'm about to go on my biggest heist with my "boyfriend", Hector. I never really liked him, I only needed him as the brains of these operations. Besides, I'm just going to ditch him once I get the crown in the truck, so I can keep the money for the crown all to myself. He doesn't have the guts to ditch me first.
"You're wrong, Emily," said Hector, as he locked the door for the passenger seat. Just then, Emily loaded the Queen's crown into the back of the truck, followed by her attempting to open the door to the passenger seat.
"Hector, babe, could you let me in? The door's locked," said Emily.
"I miss the part where I'm your boyfriend, cause we're not even friends," said Hector, as he drove the truck to the docks, and got on a boat back to America, leaving his ex-girlfriend and taking the crown with him. Once he was out of sight, Emily was arrested by the police, and stayed in the London cellar while Hector rebuilt his life from that day onward.
A few weeks later…
"After I ditched Emily, I moved with my family to a place called Canterlot," narrated Hector, as he was riding in the back of his family's car. "I never looked back when I thought about Emily, so me and my family decided to move away from New York to join the rest of our family in Canterlot."
Hector's father, Clumsy, noticed his son's sad expression. "Hey, kiddo, what's bothering you now?" asked Clumsy Parker.
"Dad, you know I'm still pissed off at Emily," said Hector. "Besides, I only gave the crown to the black market just so we can get away from her evilness."
"I get that you're over her, but I wouldn't say she's evil," said Stormy Parker, Hector's mother. Clumsy gave her the 'really' look. "Okay, she's a total bitch, and I'm glad she's in jail."
About a day after that conversation ended, the Parkers began to unload their stuff from the moving van and into their new house in Canterlot. As Hector was moving his things into his new room, he looked out his window and saw a beautiful redhead girl in her room across the street, doing some stretching. She was wearing a green shirt, blue jeans, a bright red bow in her hair, and cowgirl boots.
Hector got the sudden urge to talk to her, but first he unpacked his stuff, then he went outside.
"Okay, don't blow this Parker. You've already lost one girl, you can't lose one you haven't even talked to," said Hector, using self-motivation to build up courage. "Besides, she doesn't know about my evil past."
"What evil past?" asked the redhead girl, causing Hector to jump in fear. "Oh! I'm sorry for startling you. I saw you and your family move in, so I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood." She got the feeling that Hector looked familiar, then it hit her. "You look like my friend, Hector."
Hector got confused. "Well, he must be a very good looking guy. What does he look like?" asked Hector. The redhead girl showed him a picture of the other Hector on her phone, leaving Hector shocked. "Wow! He and I could pass for twins." He then put the pieces of this imaginary puzzle together. "Is he from another world?"
"Yeah, he is. And I'm surprised you're taking this surprisingly well," said the redhead girl, who remembered she didn't introduce herself. "Oh, by the way, my name is Apple Bloom. What's your name?"
"My name's Hector Parker, I just moved here after my break up with my now ex-girlfriend, Emily Osborn," said Hector, which made him realize something. "Does the other Hector have an Emily?"
"Yeah, and they're still going strong. But, if you want to, we could hang out after school. I go to Canterlot High School, where are you going to go for school?" asked Apple Bloom.
"The same as you and my cousin Twilight Sparkle, Canterlot High School," said Hector. "Does she have a counterpart from another world too?"
"Yeah, she has a pony Princess counterpart, but she's not your counterpart's cousin cause he's a Smurf Prince," said Apple Bloom. "Do I sound crazy?"
"No, telling someone that you know the sapphire kids is crazy, this is very mild compared to that," said Hector. He and Apple Bloom talked about the magickal weirdness that Canterlot has become known for recently, until they noticed the sun started setting. "I guess I'll see you in school. See you later."
"Later, Hector," said Apple Bloom, as the two went into their respective houses.
Monday, Hector's first day at Canterlot High School…
Hector's dad drove him to school, since Hector wasn't old enough to get a drivers license yet. Once they were in front of the school, Clumsy began to talk to his son.
"Remember what you learned from your other schools, be careful with your tone of voice, act nice to people to make a good first impression, and if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all," said Clumsy.
"Don't worry about me, dad, I'll be fine. Besides, that friend I made on Saturday goes here, so she can show me around," said Hector, causing his dad to give him the 'you like her a lot' look. "Don't look at me like that, she's just a friend." He then stepped out of the car with his backpack and lunchbox. "I love you, dad, I'll see you at 2:45."
"I love you too, kiddo," said Clumsy, as Hector walked into the courtyard of the school.
Everything seemed normal, until something unexpected happened.
"Hi, Hector," said Derpy Hooves, a girl who Hector didn't know. "What brings you back to CHS?"
"I'm a student here now. Do I know you? You must have confused me for another Hector," said Hector.
"Oh, you must be Sci-Twi's cousin, you'll find her in the music room," said Derpy Hooves. "By the way, my name is Derpy Hooves."
"Nice to meet you, Derpy. I'm Hector Parker, and I think I'll go to the music room," said Hector, as he pulled out his map of the school, and went to the music room.
Waving through a Window (movie mix) by Ben Platt & Dear Evan Hansen Choir
Hector: I've learned to slam on the breaks
Before I even turn the key
Before I made a mistake
And it just lead to the worst of me
Gave her a reason to stare
No slipping up cause I slipped away
For her, there's nothing to share
To her, there's nothing to say
Step out, step out of the sun
Cause I kept getting burned
Step out, step out of the sun
Because I've learned, Yes I have learned
On the outside, always looking in
Will I ever be more than what could have been?
'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass
I'm waving through a window
I tried to speak, but she would never hear
So I used to wait until her answer appeared
While I'm watch, watch, watching evil pass
I'm waving through a window, oh
Everyone here can see, and everyone is waving back at me?
The crusaders noticed Hector's song, and were shedding a few tears. "I didn't know his break up was this painful," said Apple Bloom.
"Maybe you should follow him to see where he goes," said Scootaloo.
"Just wait until he finishes his song so you can talk to him," said Sweetie Belle. Apple Bloom then slowly followed Hector, but not too close to interrupt his musical number.
Hector: She starts with stars in her eyes
I kept believing that she belonged
But then her sun didn't rise
That's when I found out that I was wrong
Step out, step out of the sun
Cause I kept getting burned
Step out, step out of the sun
Because I've learned, Yes I have learned
On the outside, always looking in
Will I ever be more than what could have been?
'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass
Waving through a window
I tried to speak, but she would never hear
So I used to wait until her answer appeared
While I'm watch, watch, watching evil pass
Waving through a window, oh
Everyone here can see, and everyone is waving?
When you're falling in a forest, but there's nobody around
You can never really crash or make a damn sound
When you're falling in a forest, but there's nobody around
You can never really crash or make a damn sound
When you're falling in a forest, but there's nobody around
You can never really crash or make a damn sound
When you're falling in a forest, but there's nobody around
You can never really crash or make a damn sound
Did she even make a sound?
Did she even make a sound?
I don't care about her sound
I don't want her to make a sound
On the outside, always looking in
Will I ever be more than what could have been?
'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass
Waving through a window
I tried to speak, but she would never hear
So I used to wait until her answer appeared
While I'm watch, watch, watching evil pass
Waving through a window, oh
Everyone here can see, and everyone is waving back at me? (Oh)
Is anybody waving?
Waving, waving, woah-oh, woah-oh!
By the time Hector finished singing, he bumped into Apple Bloom, causing his glasses to land near her.
"Sorry, Hector, I was just looking for my sister," lied Apple Bloom, as she picked up Hector's glasses. "Here you go."
"Thanks," said Hector, as he put his glasses back on. "Do you know where the music room is? I need to find my cousin."
"Sure, I'll take you to it, follow me," said Apple Bloom, as she led him to the music room.
In the music room, a band known as the Rainbooms were practicing a new song. "Okay, girls, we made a deal with Marvel that allows us to perform Marvel songs, which includes songs from Spider-Man Turn off the Dark, so let's start with a Spider-Man song," said Rainbow Dash, the leader of the Rainbooms.
"But, babe, Sci-Twi ain't here yet," said Applejack, Apple Bloom's big sister and Rainbow Dash's girlfriend.
"Don't worry, darling, she'll be here soon, she's just running a little bit behind schedule," said Rarity.
"Well, it might be a little rude to start without her," said Fluttershy.
"Maybe we can practice after Twilight arrives, then we can throw a big party," said Pinkie Pie.
"Either way, we still need to wait, like how I'm still waiting for my wife, Princess Twilight, to be ready to have a kid," said Sunset Shimmer. Just then, Hector and Apple Bloom entered the music room, to the surprise of the Rainbooms.
"Hey, girls, look who's living in Canterlot," said Apple Bloom.
"Hector!" said the Rainbooms in unison.
"Wow, they already know me. Okay, this day just got twenty percent more interesting," said Hector, as the girls all hugged him.
"It's good to see you again, Hector. Things have been dull since you became a Prince. Speaking of which, where on earth is your crown?" asked Rarity.
"First off, do I know you girls? And second, what crown, I'm not the Hector you know," said Hector, as the hug with the now confused girls ended. He then faced Apple Bloom. "They must think I'm that Prince Hector you told me about."
"Wait, does that mean you're Sci-Twi's cousin?" asked Sunset Shimmer.
"Yes I am, but why does everyone call her Sci-Twi?" asked Hector, as his cousin, appropriately, showed up behind him.
"It's to avoid confusion with my pony Princess counterpart," said Twilight Sparkle, who gave her little cousin a hug. "It's good to see you again, Hector. Wow, you've grown a foot and a half taller since the last time I saw you."
"It's called puberty, and you've changed only slightly," said Hector. Just then, Twilight's dog, Spike, popped out of her backpack. "Hey, Spike, you've gotten bigger since we last met."
"That's not all, thanks to some magic, I can talk now," said Spike.
"That is… AWESOME! Now I really wish I lived here before me and Emily broke up," said Hector. "By the way, could someone give me a recap of what I missed?"
"Well, it all started back when I was a jerk, you know, name calling and bullying…" began Sunset Shimmer.
One recap of four movies I don't plan on remaking later…
"… And that's how we got these geodes. Are you all caught up now?" asked Sunset Shimmer.
"Yep, I pretty much know everything I needed to know about this school, and I think I'm gonna like it here," said Hector. Apple Bloom then gave Hector a big hug. "Something tells me I'm the closest she's got to the other Hector."
"Yeah, but you also need someone after what you were singing in the hallway," said Apple Bloom, causing Hector to blush bright red. "I wasn't following you, I was just in the mood for a musical number."
"Whatever you say, Apple Bloom," said Twilight. She then remembered something Hector would like to see. "Hey, Hector, you want to see something cool?"
"Damn right," said Hector, as he, his cousin, and his new friends (and possibly new girlfriend) went to the science lab. Inside the lab were 15 containers with genetically modified super spiders that Twilight has been working on since she came back from Camp Everfree.
"I've been using traits of different spiders to make fifteen radioactive super spiders, so try not to get bitten by one," explained Twilight, as she showed her cousin the spiders.
"Um, Twilight, there's only fourteen, one's missing," said Sunset Shimmer, causing everyone to gasp in shock. "Don't worry, everyone, we'll just look for the spider before it bites anyone."
They all looked around the room, while Hector and Apple Bloom just looked at the other spiders. "Spiders are gross, but they're still pretty cool creatures," said Apple Bloom, as Hector took out his phone and started taking pictures. "What are the pictures for, jacking off?"
"No! I just want to remember your pretty face and great personality… and then I'll jack off," said Hector, causing them to laugh. "But in all seriousness, I just need a picture of you to make sure my mom approves of you before you meet her."
"Oh, yeah, I overheard her calling Emily a bitch, slut, and a bunch of names that would give us an R rating, so I guess I'll pose for some photos," said Apple Bloom, followed by her making poses as Hector took her picture.
As Hector took one last picture, the missing super spider bit him right on the hand, causing Hector to shake it off in pain. "Ow! I think I found the missing spider," said Hector, as Twilight put the spider back in its container.
"Thanks, Hector, and don't worry about the bite, none of these spiders are poisonous or deadly so you should be fine," said Twilight.
After the school day was done, Hector and Apple Bloom decided to walk home since their houses weren't that far from school. On their way, Apple Bloom noticed Hector feeling a bit woozy.
"You feeling okay, Hector," said Apple Bloom, as she held Hector's hand. "If you want, I could spend the night at your house until you get better."
"Thanks, I'd like that," said Hector, who sounded like he was in the middle of the desert during the summer. Once they got into Hector's house, they were greeted by Hector's parents, who seemed to be in disapproving mode. "Hi mom, hi dad, this is the girl I told you about, her name is Apple Bloom."
Apple Bloom put on a nervous smile on her face. "It's very nice to meet you Mr. and Mrs. Parker, your son has been very kind to me and my friends these past few days," said Apple Bloom. Suddenly, Hector's parents' disapproving faces turned into approving faces.
"It's very nice to meet you, Apple Bloom. I hope you take care of Hector better than his last girlfriend," said Stormy Parker. "If you want, you can spend the night in Hector's room, just make sure to stay safe, I'm not ready to be a grandma yet." That last part made the duo blush.
"Don't worry, I'll be careful," said Apple Bloom, as she and Hector walked upstairs to Hector's room.
"She seems like a nice girl," said Clumsy Parker.
Once the duo got into Hector's room, he put on sweatpants and a muscle shirt while Apple Bloom stripped into nothing but her underwear. Hector was starting to feel a little better, but got into bed either way too cool off, followed by Apple Bloom sleeping next to him. All through the night, Hector's DNA started changing, but for an unknown reason.
I feel like this is a good place to stop. Oh, I forgot to mention that every two generations of Hector's family need to get their powers activated by a spider bite, which includes Hector. Also, I decided to make the main ship of this series Hector x Apple Bloom just because I wanted to try something new. And no, Hector and Emily breaking up isn't a metaphor for me and my girlfriend because she and I are still very close, she just thought Emily didn't get a big role before now so we decided to make Emily a (somewhat) sympathetic villain. Anyways, I'll see you later in the next chapter, bye.
