Alright Welcome to reading this very poorly written parody/cracked fanfic story.
As you may find this very funky, this story of mine actually in fact came from a wattpad website first... that's right wattpad...
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Anyways enjoy this reading for your amusement!
This was very random I tell you smh...
{{DISCLAIMER: I do not own DATE A LIVE! Everything is own by Koshi Tachibana!}}
The Afterlife
First PoV
Huh what happened to me? Last time I checked I was on my way to campus . Oh so I really did die, well life sucks. Damn that stupid truck. Surprisingly I became one of truck-kun's victims.
"You want another chance?"
Huh who said that? The tone of that voice sounded very angelic and at the same time glitchy.
"I could bring you back young man."
I opened my eyes to see around myself a very white background and facing in front was a girl with long pale blue hair. She wears a beautifully elaborate dress with flower ornaments around her bosom and in her hair. Light gold jewelry adorns her neck, shoulders, and torso, the last of which holds her teddy bear in place. This triggered my memory a little from a certain series that I was a fan of. Right this was Mio Takamiya from Date a Live.
"Wait a minute are you by any chance happen to be Mio Takamiya?"
"Oh so you know who I am? I'm flattered."
"Yeah... whatever why am I here?"
"Oh, I happened to have heard your request and decided to grant it." She smiles.
"But why go this far. To bring me back?"
"It's because... I wanted to bring back someone... dear to me as well." She sadly looked down.
She probably mean't Shinji Takamiya. Damn in the light novels she's very possessive at first Geez.
"Okay fine so what do I have do?"
"Oh just simply take this crystal that I'm holding."
"You sure this isn't going to turn me into someone else?"
"Nope."
Hmm she sound kinda sus right there. Eh might as well get revived than staying dead.
"Wait you aren't going to hunt me down and take my life away are you?"
"Nope!"
Liar once all ten spirits are united, you're going to cause an infinity war here. Then I guess Ill try and prevent that along with Shido from using the twelfth bullet. I hope I get to keep my dude body.
WIth that being said I took the crystal from her hand was now was teleported back to the living world. Leaving Mio a sinister smile on her face.
Mio PoV
"So he took the bait huh?"
I kinda lied about him keeping his original body my bad. But it was the only way to convince him to take Sandalphon. I am looking forward to our final battle. So I wish you luck Tohka Yatogami.
Tengu City
First PoV
Ugh where am I? Wait are my eyes still closed and why does my body feel weird?
I opened my eyes and noticed my surroundings. I found myself in a crater and around it were buildings in ruins. What the hell? Did I do this? Am I glowing? why is there a throne next to me?
"Can someone help me here?!" I shouted. "Anyone?! I don't know where I am."
As I begged for help, I noticed something different... it was my voice. A girl? did I turned myself into a girl? If that's the case then...
My sausage is gone. It literally doesn't exist between my crotch anymore.
I dropped down to my knees and started tearing up.
"My son didn't make it."
MIO HOW COULD YOU?!
Above the surface of the crater, A boy stood there. He had blue hair and seems to be wearing a school uniform. Wait that uniform kinda looks familiar. Without a care in the world I walked up to him.
"Oh god a person!" I said with relief. "Thank goodness someone came, could you tell me where am at right now?"
He was still gawking with his eyes widened. Wait that face it seems familiar, hold on isn't that Shido Itsuka from Date A Live? Now that were on that topic. First off I'm somehow a girl now, there's a huge golden like throne next to me and top of that I'm glowing purple on this crater.
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WHAT THE HELL MIO? WHY DID YOU PUT ME IN THE BODY OF TOHKA YATOGAMI?!
Shido happens to notice my pout and anger and gave a simple answer.
"Oh you're at Tenguu City but were at a spacialquake right now."
"I see."
Soooo looks like Mio Takamiya decided to land me at the beginning of Date A Live. Even though I finish reading the Light novels and encore, it's better to play along and maybe just maybe I could just screw around on some plot.
"I happened to be looking for my little sister, if you know where she could be."
"Oh she's sa-"
Suddenly several missiles came by at us. Luckily being an AAA class spirit I had some pretty dope power to counter those. From an instinct I pulled up my spirit shield.
"Tsk."
"Wha What happened?" Shido asked.
With the clouds foaming away. Thus revealed a few woman in mecha suits flying their way towards us. One particular one I noticed was Origami Tobiichi.
"Crap stupid AST." I muttered. "Oh well, I guess I don't have a choice do I."
The AST better known as the Anti-Spirit-Team. Their job is to simply kill spirits that occurs on spacialquakes. But damn If I were still a dude's body I would whistling on how built they are. Wait no this isn't the time to admire their bodies. It's time for a counter attack.
I quickly ran towards my throne and on the top peak of it was Tohka's angel Sandalphon and not the sandal on a phone. I unsheathed Sandalphon.
Many missiles were fired at me. But were easily destroyed thanks Sandalphon power. With a quick cross slash several missile and attacks from the AST were shredded.
"Woah I can't believe, it was that easy."
Next time I shouldn't announce that in a battle. Because Origami had her cannon directly to my face.
"Wait!"
"DIE SPIRIT!"
Origami pulled the triggered. But as for me I just covered the blast with my hand which causes the weapon to explode.
This resorted her to use acrobatics to dodge the blast. While she didn't had her weapon, I dived in and slice bits of her suits. With this she dispatched some part of suit and landed behind Shido.
"Origami?"
"It's you!"
"Hey so like? do you know each other or something?" I innocently asked.
"Shut your trap spirit! Back ups are on their way!" Origami shouted with full of anger.
"Oh well I'm not in a mood right now to fight so imma get outta here. Sandalphon!" I raised my sword up.
With my angel summoning more spirit mana I tried my best use it to escape but it only cost a huge impact damage that quickly affected Tengu City. That left Shido unconscious but was later saved by Ratatoskr and with Origami getting a medical team sent to her. I disappeared.
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So this is what it feels to be floating around the spirit world, Thanks a lot Mio now I have to f*cking wait for Shido to finish his stupid training!
End of Chapter 1
Author's Note: Comment down below on advises or just simply random compliment! I'll be posting the rest of the chapters from wattpad and it would be nice for some great advises from you authors on this website!
