"Hi! Can we be friends?!"
"Ah- bwuh?!" I came to with a startled and choked stupid noise, one of those I make when I am still half-asleep. That or decking someone in the fucking face if they dare to wake me up before my alarm clock rings.
Who the fuck asks to be my friend within my own damn room?
I blearily blink my eyes open, and quickly meet bright silver eyes that sat upon a cute nose and a smile that could put the sun to shame.
Alright, I'm in love.
I blinked, then blinked more and more as I suddenly realized who I am and where I am.
I must've taken something yesterday. For sure.
There is no way in hell that I just woke up as Raven Branwen, and young teenager one at that! How the hell does this even happen!?
I want to scream and punch someone, and the adorable teenage girl in front of me is definitely not a target, especially since she is most definitely Summer Rose.
"Alright, I'll be your friend." I agree, the words flowing out of my mouth with a rather sexy voice. I never watched the series, but I saw some Rule34 art about Raven and let's say that… well, me likey.
"Heh, asking Raven to be your friend is like asking a rock to be- wait what?" The annoying voice of my brother, Qrow, snaps me out of my daze of staring into those pretty silvery eyes. Hm, a good target to lash out on. "Did you just agree to be her friend?!" He choked and looked at me as if I had grown a second head, and I merely gave him a very deadpan stare. One that promised a very painful death.
"What? She's cute." Summer pointedly squeaked at my words while I nodded sagely. "Beacon is already turning out to be fantastic." I hummed to myself with a pleasant smile while I let my eyes wonder up and down Summer's body, making her face go so red that she might as well be an apple now.
"Who are you and what have you done to my horrible and annoying sister." He scooted away from me with a faux fearful and disgusted look, and I almost whipped out Omen and gave him a new haircut. Not that his current one was nice, he truly has shit taste when it comes to that. "I didn't even know you had a type! Or that you liked… humans." I'm really starting to regret my decision to take the same Bullhead as this guy.
"My type is cute or adorable girls, and one just fell into my lap, not literally unfortunately." Summer squeaked again. "But we can fix that if you want." I purred at her and wiggled my eyebrows, making her squeak yet again, just with a far higher pitch. How adorable, I wanna gobble her up!
Then I turned a death stare towards Qrow just as he started to lift a finger and open his mouth. "And before you say 'we had girls back at the camp', I want you to think long and hard about how those girls looked like." He slowly lowered his finger and closed his mouth, gaining a very haunted look in his eyes. Good.
The girls within the Branwen tribe are… ugly. Horrifying even.
"Now then, I didn't quite catch your name cutie!" I turned a brilliant smile towards the still blushing Summer while stretching my hand out. "Raven Branwen, pleasure is all mine!" I winked at her as she gingerly took my gloved hand in hers and gave it a slight shake while nervously gulping.
"S-Summer Rose…" She mumbled softly in an adorable tone, probably already regretting asking me to be her friend. But alas, it's already too late!
"Well then Summer, do take a seat! My lap is free!" I gave her a brilliant smile as I patted my lap, taking notice of my very thicc thighs in doing so. And my huge tits. Guess I now know from who Yang got 'em.
Alas, Summer does not take my offer and instead sits right beside me. Kinda useless since we'll land in a few minutes, but it matters not since it's still quality time with an adorable girl.
As for Qrow? I think he's trying to phase out of existence. And he looks constipated too. I don't pity him one bit!
Just wait till I remove Raven's ugly snarks and personality with my witty and annoying jokes. You'll hate me even more!
"So, what are you trying to be a Huntress for? Fame and riches or just be a Hero?" I hummed and as I bumped my arm against the very nervous but smiling Summer, the girl being a head shorter than be, making her all the more adorable.
She's wearing a long white cloak around her to cover most of her body, and beneath it she's wearing a puffy blackish red skirt that went past her knees, stocking below it with heeled boots, and a fitting black shirt that exposed quite a bit of cleavage. She isn't as stacked as me, but she ain't small either. Me likey even more.
Her hair aren't that long, going just a bit past her shoulder, and are a very nice blackish red color. Thank the two moronic Gods that she doesn't have long hair, else I'd have asked her to marry me right then and there.
I should probably expose more of my cleavage too and use it as a weapon against her in the future.
"Uhm… both?" Summer answered, sounding quite uncertain at that, though I don't really mind. People's goals can change all of a sudden. "I shouldn't even be here, kinda just won an early scholarship to get here a year early. So… lucky me?" She chuckled nervously, and I couldn't help but frown at that tidbit of information.
I may have never seen the show and know the voices and whatnot, but I've read a lot of fanfiction about this world, and one thing I know for sure is that many dislike Ozpin. Hell, I don't like the guy either.
I hate those pieces of shit that use human beings as pawns, and even view them as such.
And this? Summer coming here a year early, kind of just like her daughter, who just so had Silver Eyes too? Yeah, this stinks of Ozpin.
"It's just one year, nothing much." I pat her head in comfort, smiling softly when I noticed her shoulders and face relax under the touch. Truly adorable. "If you are scared or nervous, just stick by me!" I jab a thumb towards the still unresponsive Qrow. "And stay away from him. He stinks, and is a pervert. And might snatch away your cloak." Summer gives a horrified gasp as she grasps her white cloak tightly, eyes wide with fear before she sent Qrow an adorable pouting glare, as if daring him to steal her cloak.
Funny how she cares more about her cloak being stolen than getting perverted on.
"Oi, stop painting me as a villain." I give him a deadpan look, then slowly trail my eyes up and down his body. He was hunched over, had a mean look in his eyes, a stick between his lips, hands in his pockets and dark clothing. If that doesn't scream 'Edgy' then I don't know what else will.
"Alright… dude who named his weapon 'Bringer of Death and Darkness'." I snort and turn away from him as he violently chokes and almost falls out of his seat while Summer starts giggling, covering her mouth with her small hands. Her laughter sounds so cute too!
"Why you-" He went to stand while his face was a burning red, but the Bullhead decided to land right at that moment… thus toppling his dumbass over once more. Face first. That looked like it hurt.
Oh right, Aura.
Hilarious how his luck is so shitty even though he doesn't have his Semblance yet.
"I hate the world." He grumbled roughly from his place on the floor, then simply stood up while scoffing and started stomping away. Just like a thug.
"And that, my dear Summer, is Qrow Branwen, my idiotic younger twin brother." I waved my hand towards him as we both stood up, with Summer all but vibrating with excitement as her eyes all but sparkled at the sight of Beacon.
And let me say this, the anime – if it can even be called anime – did not do the thing justice. The damn thing is enormous, kind of giving me Harry Potter vibes with the whole castle thing going on.
"Uhm…" I perked up and turned towards the shy looking Summer, who was currently poking her fingers together, which made me want to squish her cheeks so much. "Could I perhaps look at your weapon?" Right, mother of Ruby, what did I expect?
I smiled and reached behind my waists, where Omen was strapped horizontally with it's sheath. I grabbed the hilt, and with a metal click and slight metal hiss, I pulled out the blackish red and long katana out, then held it out towards Summer, who right now had literal sparkles around her eyes.
And then she started muttering. In less than ten seconds she had instantly and easily broke down Omen into fine details and knew exactly how it worked and how it was put together.
She's terrifying…
But then I made a horrible mistake. I asked her; "What about your weapon?" And her eyes glowed with the brilliance and might of a supernova, as if she is ascending to another plane of existence.
"Oh this is my weapon! It's a sword rifle that I call Moon Rose! It can switch between sword form and rifle form and I make use of explosive or piercing Dust rounds with it! I can still use the shooting mechanism while in sword form but I use shotgun Dust rounds so to fit well in the close quarters type-" I clap a hand on her shoulder, which makes her shut her mouth.
"Breathe." I instruct her, slowly, and she does so, the manic light in her eyes slowly fading away as she goes back to her shy persona.
That was not Summer!
"Hehe, sorry, I get a little carried away when it comes to weapons…" She chuckles nervously while scratching the back of her head, and I merely snort softly. I wouldn't call that 'a little'.
"That's alright, it was adorable." She squeaked. "But we should go, don't want to miss the entrance speech or whatever." I shrugged and nodded towards the large doors of the academy, making her eagerly nod and skip ahead happily.
The she stopped when she realized she was still holding her weapon, Moon Rose, out in the open, and quickly collapsed it and attached it behind her back below the cloak.
Pretty sure I remember a Final Fantasy character using a weapon just like that…
I shook my head, then simply sighed and caught up with her. Right now I'm just going with the flow as I kind of realize this isn't a dream, but reality.
I don't really know what to do in that case since this is way before the canon timeline. Do I stick to it and try to let it happen again or…?
Yeah, nah. I'm bagging Summer myself, she's too adorable and totally rubs all my soft spots.
But this is going to be a pain in the ass. Ozpin will surely try to bring her into his annoying and idiotic shadow war, which means he'll surely bring the rest of her team into it too. Maybe.
Not only is he literally doing all he can to force her into the job sooner than she should, and I am sure the time was just one year because he didn't find her sooner.
For being a dude that has been around for who knows how long he truly doesn't do subtle stuff.
'Yeah, let's bring in someone early for no apparent reason, then have her be broadcasted across the world during the tournament that will likely happen during the year!'… The guy's a fucking idiot.
I'll have to protect my hide, my brother's, and Summer's too, and I have no damn cheats on my side! Damn it!
Could have at least given me a sprinkle of magic…
But then that would have very likely attracted Ozpin's scheming eyes and it would have been another pain in the ass to deal with.
Sigh…
"Raven?" I hummed and perked up, the realized that we were currently within an auditorium, and the other teenagers around were all… leaving? What?
"You weren't answering for a whole minute." Summer pouted cutely up at me as she poked my side, and I couldn't help but reach up to squeeze her cheeks, making her flap her arms in protest.
"I was thinking about how cute you are." Her face caught on fire and her efforts to try and get out of my grip grew more frantic, but alas, I did not let go.
And then she just vanished.
Nani!?
I flipped around and found her standing right there, then blinked when her hand darted forward and… booped me on the nose.
"Bad!" I blinked again, then I felt a predatory grin spread across my face.
Summer released a whimpering sound akin to a boiling teakettle.
"That's it, I'm marrying you."
Summer turned and bolted it for the doors with me hot on her tails.
The insane cackle that escaped my lips made Summer scream.
(Later)
"Are you done hiding from me?"
"No! You're bad! Evil!" Summer's face was currently incredibly adorable as she buried herself within her sleeping bag, which was also white.
"I just want cuddles though!" I protested with a pout of my own as I laid down beside her, Qrow being a few feet away from us and staring at the ceiling with empty and dead eyes.
"Liar! You're a perv!" I placed a hand over my heart, acting as if those words physically wounded me before simply chuckling and resting down beside her. I've bullied her enough today.
There's always tomorrow!
"I hope I don't get in a team with you two…" Qrow mumbled in a daze, his body sprawled on the ground in the perfect representation of a starfish.
"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll end up on a team of guys with muscles on top of muscles and that stink of sweat the whole day." Qrow physically retched at that, his face morphed into a painful grimace. "And your partner might be a blonde buffoon that loves showing off his arms, has that cocky annoying smirk on his face, and will fail any and all attempts at flirting with the ladies." The look of horrified foreboding on Qrow's face was absolutely priceless and amazing. I'm already loving having him as a sibling to bully.
"I wonder what the initiation will be." Summer mumbled softly from beside me, drawing my gaze away from my now vegetable of a brother so to rest my red eyes upon her adorable face.
"Nothing too hard I suppose." I shrug, then hum softly. "It's not like they'll throw us into Forever Fall and tell us to survive." I shrug again and rest on my back so to stare up at the ceiling.
I doubt they'll repeat the same old stuff as in the anime, decades in the future.
…
News Flash; The initiation is the same damn thing.
"I fucking hate you." Were Qrow's last words before he was yeeted across the sky, followed by me, then by Summer, and then by the rest of the very terrified teenagers while Ozpin looked on with a mug in his hands.
"Well, first thing first is, do not look down." I nodded sagely to myself as I crossed my arms while the wind rushed across my face, whipping my wild and messy hair behind me.
Then I T-posed to assert my dominance upon the lowly being down below as I streaked across the sky above the forest.
Always wanted to do that.
I cracked an eye open just in time to see the ground approaching fast, so I finally sighed and decided to conquer my fear of heights by pulling out Omen and switching to a Fire Dust blade.
I waited until the last second before slashing downward, releasing the blade's charge with an arc of fire that exploded on contact against the ground, erasing the majority of my momentum and allowing me to roll to a complete halt onto the grassy terrain of the eerily quiet forest.
And then roars started ringing out from around me.
"Fuck my life." I groaned, then sheathed Omen and switched from the Fire Dust blade to a Gravity Dust one, my eyes trailing across the bushes around me.
I'm so glad I have Raven's memories and muscle memory as well, else this was going to be a horribly embarrassing experience. I have training in self defense, but nothing against literal monsters of darkness.
Alright, my Aura is active and flowing across my body, protecting me and powering me up. Sword is in my hand- and a bunch of Beowolfs are now charging at me. Just great.
I breathed out and ducked under the wide swing from the Beowolf that reached me first and cleaved it in half with a swing from a backhanded grip, the power of my swing being much greater thanks to the Gravity Dust of the blade.
I breathed in and twirled Omen, then quickly counted seven Beowolfs in total before I stomped down on the ground and shot towards them.
My eyes widened at how fast I was, so fast that I went past the first two Beowolfs and ended up in front of the one right behind them.
His life ended quickly after. Because that's what happens when you are killed, right Emiya Shirou?
I didn't even need to look as I raised my left arm and used my armored bracer to block the incoming claw of one of the two Beowolfs behind me.
I lashed out with Omen and cleaved a large gash into it's bone encased head, the sound of shattering bones echoing through their growls and the distant howls.
I didn't let that distract me and dropped on my knees while raising Omen far above my head, letting the lunging Beowolf bisect itself before standing back up and flicking Omen back into it's sheath, then pulling it back out with the slightly used Fire Dust blade.
The blade lit up with heat as I swung it in a wide arc in front of me, straight towards three Beowolfs, then quickly flipped around, ducked under another wide swing, and stabbed the scorching blade deep into the guts of the last Beowulf behind me.
I turned back towards the last three, one of them having died from the wide arc of flames I threw towards them.
And then a gunshot rang out just as I was about to take care of the last two, followed by another, and the two Beowolfs dropped down with large holes in their heads.
I was just starting to have fun too.
I clicked my tongue and squinted my eyes as I turned in the direction from where the gunshots came from, and quickly noticed a tall rocky hill through the gap between the trees and leaves.
And what I saw was a red eye glow woke human.
I could literally hear the 'Omae wa mou, Shindeiru.' and the blaring sound that came after in my brain.
Yeah, I ain't fucking with that guy…
"Raven!" Nevermind, I'm fucking with her. Hopefully in a sweaty tangle of limbs and passion.
I blinked when Summer went from on 'top of the rocky cliff' to 'in front of me' in the span of a second. What the hell is her Semblance?! Teleportation?!
"I did say that we were tied by destiny!" I sighed dramatically while Summer cutely tilted her head to the side.
"When did you say that?"
"In my dreams last night." I quickly shrugged that off and grabbed her face, then made sure we looked at each other in the eyes. Close proximity and all. "Now we surely are partners." I pulled back and booped her nose as vengeance from yesterday, then had her fall into steps with me.
I don't know where I'm going, am just kind of hoping we run into someone.
And then Qrow comes into view.
He gives me a very haunted look.
"I fucking hate you." He repeats in a low hiss.
I merely tilted my head, then watched as a man stepped out from the bushes right after him.
Tall, blonde, cocky smirk, muscular arms exposed.
That guy is either Taiyang, or just a random guy that looks like him.
Either way, I couldn't myself and started laughing my ass off.
Needless to say that Qrow tried to tackle me and failed horribly.
A.N.: Someone stop me… Am making too many fics…
Also, gimme money! Pat /SamuraiCheem
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Pwease...
