Priya: Thank you for the review and the criticism you gave me Guest at my one-shot Back-Up Excuses.

I have decided to make a series of one-shots of my favorite show (I've probably said this twice now) RC9GN. This is most-likely inspired by the person who made RC9GN One-Shots (check it out if you haven't seen it, it's bruce! The author's name is Elcall).

I'm starting to get tired of writing this, but just in case. I do not own Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja.

P.S. : This one-shot is inspired by someone else's, I just wanted to make it more Fowlerham, hehe-


"And that's how you eat a burrito," Howard concluded his explanation on how to eat said food.

Randy was only paying attention to half of what Howard had demonstrated as he pursued to eat his own fries. The two were enjoying their time at the Shangri-Lunch table at lunch time because: one, Bash was suspended for picking on Bucky and another band geek, and two, because there were no robots or monsters attacking the school, yet. They were fancying the moment of 'chilling' before it would last.

"Man, today seems awfully calmer than usual," the little ninja affirmed, looking around the cafeteria, where there were different groups of students sitting at their own tables. Howard nodded in agreement as he took a handful of Randy's fries, "Yep, and I bet this day could possibly get better," the Weinerman asserted.

Oh, how right the heavy-set teen was, for two certain young ladies, a purple-haired girl and a young editor specifically, sat at their table to greet them. Randy looked at the two girls and greeted them with warm smiles while Howard raised an eyebrow, looking completely unamused at the faces of the two females, most especially the brunette one. Randy waved them a smile, "Hey 'Resa, Debbie Kang," he welcomed the two. Theresa looked a bit flustered as she waved her hand while Debbie was scowling at the obese boy, ignoring Randy's presence until Theresa elbowed her lightly, making the small woman wave a hand back.

"So," Randy began, sensing that there would soon be awkward silence if he had not begun a conversation, "What brings you two here?"

Theresa had a look of fear and desperation in her eyes. Did she want to say something or… something? Randy and Howard glanced at each other, then at the two girls. "Actually, yes, we do," Debbie said, then pointed a thumb at Theresa, "More like, she has something to say."

"Actually, I want to say it… alone, maybe?" asked Theresa, a bit timid. It was an understatement to say that Randy was caught off guard with that, but he shook his head. "Ok, yeah, cool (cough)," he said, suddenly feeling tense, "Howard, can you excuse us for a moment," he told Howard, who was about to refuse if it weren't for the pleading eyes on Randy's face.

Howard groaned, "Come on, Nerdball Kang," he uttered as he stood up and left with Debbie following behind.


The two young teens at the table were met with silence, the awkward type. Randy tried to glance at everything except for Theresa. He knew he was not the type of guy that was good with girls, in fact, he was the complete opposite. While the secret hero was uncomfortably looking away from Theresa, said girl was having a debate in her mind about whether she should ask him about it already or not. Of course, debating or not, she still had to ask him the question. It's been killing her to ask him about it and it's too late to back away.

"Hey… Randy," she said slowly, making the boy flinch in surprise, "Can I ask you something?" she said, earning a short, but slow, nod from the boy. Theresa inhaled a deep breath before she began, "I-"

Theresa was cut off by an inhuman roar that came from the halls outside the cafeteria. Bucky was stanked once again. Randy groaned in annoyance, "Really Bucky?! You just made me lose the moment me and 'Resa here were about to have!" he mentally screamed at the monster-stanked-kid, but he could only glower at him. Theresa held on to Randy's hand in fear, making the teen wide-eyed. As much as he would have enjoyed her soft hand on his, it was not the time for that as Bucky started smashing tables and chairs.

Randy quickly ran out of the cafeteria, as well as everyone else, with Theresa still clinging on his hand. "Theresa, I'm gonna have to need you to let go of my hand," Randy said firmly. Theresa showed a confused face, "Why?" she asked, a bit concerned about what Randy was planning.

He looked around to see the terrified faces of other people, some were crying while others were still panicking and running around in fear. Bucky may be a normal monster to get stanked almost everyday, but nonetheless, he was still scary looking. Randy couldn't let the students run around and cause even more chaos, so he had to come up with a plan, but knowing him already, he wouldn't come up with one, so he winged it.

"I'm going to go to Bucky and try to reason with him," he said to Theresa, who's face paled when she heard what he said. "Randy! Are you crazy?!" she shouted at him as she held his hand tighter, but still gentle. Ok, Randy expected this to happen, so maybe he did have a plan, but he didn't think it through that much.

"Theresa, don't worry, I'm sure the ninja will be there once I get there," he said in a soothing tone that made Theresa a bit sure of his plan. Theresa let go of Randy's hand and the said boy hurried off, "I'll come back, I promise," he said quickly before disappearing away.

Theresa just stood where she was last seen with Randy. Did she make the right decision to let him leave? She hoped so. Just before she, and a few other people there, saw him leave, a loud crash was heard. Theresa could only put her hands on her mouth. She wanted to scream and run towards the loud noise, but her feet wouldn't budge and something clogged her throat, making her not utter a single word. She could only feel her eyes starting to water as she feared the worst for Randy.

Suddenly, someone yelled out "SMOKE BOMB!" and with a cloud of red smoke, there stood the Ninja of Norrisville. "It's alright everyone, the stanked kid has been taken care of," he said in a heroic-y voice and was about to throw another orb when Theresa called out to him, "Wait! Ninja!" she desperately shouted, earning the ninja's attention. "Have you seen a guy, named Randy Cunningham?" Theresa asked, "He ran off the monster's direction and hasn't come back yet," she said as she had tears threatening to fall. Randy was hopelessly trying not to show a smile. It was sweet, and possibly a miracle, that his crush was extremely worried about him, but smiling would cause suspicion to him, even if his mouth wasn't visible to everyone.

"Don't worry, young student, for that guy, Randy Cunningham you say, is also okay," he said, making Theresa relax a little. She hugged the ninja and slowly muttered a "Thank you" at him. It was safe to say that Randy was screaming, or dying, inside. Theresa let go of him, and with that, he threw out an orb and left with his signature catchphrase, "Smoke bomb!"


Randy, as the ninja, left the halls and went to the cafeteria to make no suspicions. He took off his mask, revealing the tyrian purple-haired teen, and ran back to the halls where everyone else was. Once he got there, he spotted Theresa, "'Resa!" he called out, getting the attention of the baton twirler. She smiled a relieved smile as she dashed towards the lanky teen.

Once they were near each other, "Thank goodness you're ok!" she said. She lightly slapped him on the cheek, "That's for scaring me," she said and Randy was about to protest, but was caught off guard by Theresa as she hugged him in a tight hug, "And this is for staying safe." Randy was slowly melting with the hug as he hugged her back.

"And that's why you should never call me a nerdball," Debbie said to Howard as they came back after all the madness had happened. They looked around the room full of people, Randy and Theresa hugging, and the cafeteria almost completely destroyed. "Wow, we've only been gone for 30 minutes and the cafeteria's already destroyed," Howard said casually, "This is why I don't do love," he said, receiving an eye-roll from Debbie.


Priya: I hope you liked it, I know this isn't original, but I really loved it! You can request me anything you'd like,

ex: Debbie and Howard arguing over who is better than who. Or something like that.

Anyway, that's all, bai!