Hey all, I'm Shuppyer and I want to pose a question: What if Pahkitew Island took place before All Stars and in between All Stars there were two extra seasons? The potential this provides is huge, several new stars can be made and All Stars as well can be given more weight, and finally the amount of redemption stories and inter-generation interactions would be amazing. For this first season, I want to introduce, World Tour Volume 2. In this world I must add the mutations of Ezekiel and Dakota never happened, casual disclaimer. I'll reveal the second series soon but I need this season to take place first. Without further ado, welcome to World Tour Volume 2:
The scene fades in from black with a chipper looking Chris McLean with Chef working beneath the plane, fixing part of the wheels. Chris' grin is wide and the Jumbo Jet looks significantly upgraded from the last time we've seen it, looking jet black with very few holes and loose pieces.
"Welcome back Total Drama Fans!" Chris exclaimed. "I'm your wonderful host, Chris McLean, and we're coming at you live with season 6 of the hottest reality TV show out there: Total Drama World Touuuuuuuuuuurrr! Volume 2." Chris flashed a cheesy grin at the camera, his teeth glimmering. "Now I know you all missed our other casts but most importantly, MEE-"
"Would you shut up and introduce the darn kids already? Fuck man.." barked Chef from under the plane, revealing himself to be covered in oil.
"Ugh fine." Chris whined. "And here they come now!"
Suddenly, the camera panned over to see three separate cars barreling towards Chris and the plane, with a finish line set up in front of Chris and a pile of luggage bags laying suspiciously behind him. The three cars, one orange, one green, and one purple, all came hurtling down the lane, windows closed to not reveal the identities of those inside.
The green car, with the orange car to the left and purple car to the right, slowed down a second and jeered left, spinning out the orange car and causing a wipeout.
"Disqualified!" Chris exclaimed.
The green car darted back to catch up with the purple car, neither relenting. Chris sidestepped as both cars raced across the finish line, the purple car just narrowly winning the race but crashing into the luggage as a result.
"We have a winner! The Pahkitew Island cast wins the race and thus gets to fly first class on the way to our first challenge!" Chris announced. "But first thing's first, let's reveal our cast."
Chris stalked over to the flipped over orange car. "Chef! Come flip this!"
"I don't get paid enough for this man." Chef muttered as he flipped the orange car with relative ease for a minivan with several people inside.
"From our original cast we have..."
"Trent!" Trent stumbled out of the car dazed. "I'm driving next time," he passive-aggressively said.
"Ezekiel!" Zeke shifted his toque back into place. "It wasn't that bad, eh?"
"Leshawna!" Leshawna's shirt had a small piece by the shoulder ripped off. "Hell yea it was bad homeschool! You messed up my shirt!"
"Lindsay!" Lindsay's hair was in frazzles and she was holding a piece of Leshawna's shirt. "Sorry LeFonda, Eric's driving scared me."
"Gwen!" Gwen came out with a slight blemish on her cheek "LeShawna, Lindsay."
"Owen!" Owen's maple leaf was turned brown. "Aww man, that crash made me spill my beans!"
"Courtney!" Courtney stumbled out with a look of disgust. "Owen! Fart on me again it will be the last time you ever fart! Got it?!"
"And finally, Noah!" The know-it-all strutted out of the van with his shirt covering his nose. "I have to agree with little Miss CIT here, that was disgusting big guy"
"Sorry." said Owen sheepishly.
"Welcome back original cast, I've missed you so much." Chris mocked as he walked towards the green car. "Now for our second generation!"
"Brick!" Brick saluted quickly "Sir yes sir!"
"Scott!" Scott looked miffed "I did all that and we still lost? Dammit Dawn!"
"Dawn!" Dawn slowly drifted next to Scott "My apologies Scott but you could've hurt the poor rats among the luggage!"
"Dakota!" No one came out. "Dakota?" Still nothing.
"Okayyyyyyy... Sam!" Sam walked out carrying Dakota in his arms "She fainted from going so fast, she doesn't do well with high speeds guys."
Dakota suddenly hopped up out of Sam's arms at the sight of the cameras. "Hello world! I'm sure you've missed me, Dakota Milton, your PRINCESS!"
"Can it Dakota, we still have to introduce one more player. Lightning!" Lightning burst out from the car and nudged Scott. "I told you I should've been driver!"
"Thanks for coming back Revengers, and you'll be pleased to hear that there will be no toxic waste involvement during this season. Okay that's a lie there might be some challenges involving toxic waste but probably no mutants." Chris informed the group.
"Our final group, the group that earned first class privileges to our first destination, the cast of Pahkitew Island, starting with..."
"Amy!" Amy came out with oil covering her mole. "This is all Samey's fault!"
"Samey!" Samey came out with half her boot charred. "B-but you were the one driving Amy..."
"Jasmine!" Jasmine accidentally ripped off the door coming out of the car. "Sammy, Amy, shut it please, we haven't even gotten our teams yet and both of you are already bickerin?"
"Dave!" Dave came out covered in a mysterious green substance. "Next time, I get shotgun. NOW CAN SOMEONE GET ME CLEAN PLEASE?! AHHHHH!"
"Ella!" Ella came out with her blouse in tatters. "Wait Prince David, I shall help you!"
"And our final contestant, Sky!" Sky came out looking paler than Gwen. "Ugh, I feel awful. Sorry Dave!"
"I don't wanna hear it Sky! Leave me ALONE!"
"Ooh touchy, hahaha." Chris laughed "Well, with all our contestants introduced, let's board the plane and take off on a journey around the world!"
The camera cuts to show all 20 contestants littered around the dining area, with Owen stress-eating pancakes after being faced with another season on a plane.
"Alright players listen up, you all know the drill. Here is where Chef serves in-flight cuisine, losers stay in loser class, which is beyond that door, winner's get first class treatment, which is through that door. Pass through the curtain to find the elimination ceremony, where someone may or may not be eliminated each episode. Finally, in between the cafeteria and loser class is the confessional booth, where you can spill all your dirty secrets. And following volume one's tradition, each episode a song must be sung. Ella, you have special rules just so you know. If you sing when a song is not supposed to be sung, I will eliminate you, I do not care and will have absolutely ZERO tolerance this season, do I make myself clear?"
"Yes Chris." Ella pouted.
"Good. Now, this show has become rated 14+ since 95% of our audience is above the age of 14, which means you can all swear to your heart's content. Rats, we should've brought in Duncan for this season, missed opportunity. Anyways, with these rules in place and because our audience are suckers for nostalgia, your first song begins now! And you have to sing an updated version of Come Fly With Us, no new lyrics, just new voices. Go!"
The song begins with the original contestants going back to their original roles and the newbies filling in where available, Gwen and Scott refusing to sing this time with Ella and Dawn begging them both to sing respectively, Scott ending the song with his own "This sucksssssssss".
Chef comes over the intercom to announce: "Buckle up maggots! We have three hours until we arrive in our first destination."
"You heard the man! You all are free to roam the plane, but first class is off-limits to only the 3rd generation, aka Amy, Samey, Dave, Sky, Jasmine, and Ella. Feel free to do whatever you desire, just leave Chef and I alone. There's a reason Izzy isn't back." Chris stated.
CONFESSIONAL: Gwen
"Haven't been in this bathroom in a while, heh. Oh god Chris DESIGNED this season just to fuck me, didn't he? Trent AND Courtney? *sigh* At least Leshawna and Owen are back, that's someone. Lightning, Jasmine, Scott, and Sky all look like threats this season, and what's worse is they're definitely gonna target us. This is gonna be tough."
Trent was alone strumming his guitar in the cafeteria when Gwen came strolling out of the confessional.
"New song? I thought you stuck to sappy soul music for the heartbroken loners haha"
"You go crazy on national TV and run a semi-successful boyband, you learn to adapt to different genres."
"I actually wanted to talk to you about that. And about Duncan. We're cool, right? I know we patched things up on the Aftermath show in Action but with World Tour Vol. 1, I know you might've developed some anger towards me, which is valid."
"We were cool. Then you go and make out with Duncan. That only confirmed my theories Gwen. I loved you, you told me there was nothing, and then you go and do that? It kind of disgusts me. I don't hate you, but I'd rather us limit our interactions, okay?"
"I understand. I'm sorry Trent, I really am, and hope that you find someone new. Goodbye."
The camera panned to the entrance of winner's class, where Lightning and Brick were shooting trash hoops, Lightning draining a three over Brick.
"OHHHH Lightning wins again!"
The door suddenly opened and Samey was thrown out of winner's class.
"This room is for winners and winners ONLY. You're useless! Scram SPAREME! HAHAHA!" Amy slammed the door shut.
Samey let out a defeated groan while Lightning stared in bewilderment.
CONFESSIONAL: Lightning
"I don't know nothin' about those other players, but I do know that cheerleader girl who checked that other girl outta winner's class makes my heart beat sha-fierce! Lightning sha-loves girls with attitude!"
Brick walked over and helped Samey to her feet. "Are you okay soldier? Why would your sister do something like that to you?"
"Dude why would you help up that loser? She's not even sha-hot!" Lightning questioned.
"Lightning! How could you speak of a lady like that?"
"Whatever dude, I'm sha-out. Later losers!"
"Th-thank you." squeaked Samey. "My sister Amy is just mean to me, it's okay."
"You shouldn't let your sister treat you like that Samey, you're a person too."
"Okay.." Just then the intercom crackled to life.
"Attention victims! We're almost into Arizona! Get ready to rumble!" boomed Chris.
The camera cuts back at the edge of what looks to be a giant cliff.
"Welcome tributes to Arizona, where in a nod to Volume 1, we're going to do a race to decide teams, this year going through the Grand Canyon. You may either cross a drawbridge with several obstacles, or go down through the canyon, where there is a litany of helpers and hindrances. And I must tell you, this season, in each location, there will be a Chris McLean brand invincibility idol. It will be in a place where everyone can find it, so no one is at a disadvantage for taking a different route. Once the idol is found, that's it for the season. Now, once I blow this airhorn, your challenge to decide teams starts. Go!"
The airhorn sounded and the athletic among the group sprinted for their respective options. Lightning and Sky both opted to leg it through the drawbridge in a race while Scott and Jasmine dove down into the canyon. Courtney, Sam, Samey, Ella, Zeke, Dave and Trent all followed towards the drawbridge while Owen, Noah, Gwen, Leshawna, Dakota, Amy, Brick, and Lindsay all went under.
On the other side of the canyon, Chris and Chef were set up in lawn chairs, both with bikini ladies.
"How long do you think it'll be til someone shows?" Chris asked.
"Over under on Lightning and Sky is 5.5 minutes, smart money is on Dakota and Owen to finish last, with the dark horse being- AHHH!" Chef jumped up as Dawn glided over.
"H-. How in the fuck did you manage to do that?" Chris questioned.
"I don't know exactly, it happened while I was reading your aura. By the way Chris, your aura is exceptionally black, seek emotional and mental help or karma will smite you."
"I'm not worried, gives Total Drama better ratings. Whatever. Dawn, you won, so go stand over on the orange carpet."
Back in the canyon, Lightning and Sky were in an intense race to make it over to the other side when a high-pitched shriek came from back on the bridge. Dave, who was running a little while behind the Olympic athletes, had fallen through a board and was barely clinging onto the rope.
Chris's voice echoed through a megaphone and the canyon. "OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT I LOOSENED SOME OF THE BOARDS ON THE BRIDGE? SORRY. HAHAHAHA!"
Sky suddenly stopped, which shocked Lightning, and ran back to save Dave. Dave slipped but as he did was caught by Sky. Sky pulled Dave up, both of them blushing, but Dave quickly reverting back to a down-trodden face.
"Thank you for saving me, but you didn't have to."
"Of course I didn't have to dummy. But I still did. We'll talk more later."
Dave looked stunned. "Well, thanks anyway." He said while running off.
CONFESSIONAL: Dave
Dave looked empty. "Look, I don't know how I feel about this. I still have a thing for Sky. But after what happened in last season's finale? I don't know how I could trust her. I know I snapped, but I wasn't in the wrong here. Ugh, stupid love."
Despite having a head-start Dave wasn't the next to arrive, as Sky crossed next.
"Sky, congrats dude, you're second. Go join Dawn on the orange rug."
"Wait, Lightning was ahead of me? What happened to him?" questioned Sky.
The camera cut to show Lightning falling through a plank, hitting the edge of the canyon and falling down into the bottom of the canyon, right in front of Amy.
"Sha-owwwwwww."
"Ugh, move it meathead! Don't get anything on my boots either!"
"Yes sha-ma'am!"
Chris's voice once again came over through the megaphone, "OH DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT IF YOU FALL OF THE DRAWBRIDGE YOU HAVE TO RESTART BACK AT THE TOP, AND THAT YOU'LL BE ELIMINATED IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO THE TOP? SORRY!"
"Aw what? That's sha-stupid. I'll see you later hot stuff." Lightning flashed a grin and sprinted back towards the top of the canyon, checking Noah to the ground in the process.
"And that's a bruise to my tailbone." Noah deadpanned.
"I got you little buddy!" Owen exclaimed, hiking Noah up on his shoulder.
"Be careful snarky and hungry, we don't want the newbies gettin' the wrong idea." Leshawna warned.
"Whaddya mean Leshawna?"
"She's saying that us 4 walking together, helping each other, and being from the same cast can paint a target on our backs. Plus Owen, you and I are big targets already since we were finalists. If they think we're in an alliance, we'll be targeted." Gwen explained.
"That's not a horrendous idea, that's the reason us besides you lost volume 1, Gwen. Alejandro used his allies to ruin us. What if we did the same?" Noah posed the question to the group.
"Let's not get into nothin' serious yet, let's just get into our teams." Leshawna shut the conversation down and the four OG's walked together in silence.
"OMG! I love your shoes! Where'd you get them?" Lindsay asked.
"I don't know, my daddy bought them for me. He actually bought everything I'm wearing." Dakota grinned.
"Even that locket?"
"Not that. That was from Sam. It was from our first kiss, after Sam and I were eliminated together in ROTI. He bought it for our 1 year anniversary. He's so sweet." blushed Dakota.
"That's BEAUTIFUL! I wish I got to compete with my boyfriend. What's his name again? Turner?" Lindsay used her all her brainpower to try and remember but failed. "I can't remember... wait where are we?"
"Lindsay! Dakota! You two tied for third! Go join Sky and Dawn on the orange rug. Could we be seeing a second team Amazon?"
Topside near the end of the drawbridge, a certain boy and girl were walking together and talking together, interestingly.
"So you play guitar?" Samey asked.
"Yea, my grandpa taught me when I was 9 years old. I can play country, blues, rock, loner music, love songs, any song really. What are you into?" Trent smoothly asked.
"I'm a sucker for love songs hehe. I also like some 90's rock music."
Trent grinned, and pulled out a chain.
"Fun fact, this is my lucky pick." The pick was a Nirvana pick, and it looked considerably worn. "My grandpa gave it to me as my first pick, it means a lot to me"
"That's pretty. I'd love to hear you play sometime-" Samey was cut off as they heard a bear growl in front of them.
"Did you seriously bring back robotic animals?!" Sky shouted at Chris.
"No no no, we're going back to our roots. Meaning no robots. This bear is au natural!"
The bear roared at Trent and Samey, and began running towards them, causing both teams to shriek.
"GUYS! I REMEMBER FROM LAST SEASON! SAMEY, GET ON TOP OF TRENT'S SHOULDERS AND START SHOUTING AT THE BEAR!" Sky screamed towards them.
Samey and Trent obliged, Samey piggybacking and both of them screaming at the bear, causing the bear to run in fear. Trent and Samey chased the bear all the way over to the other side of the finish line, sending the bear scrambling.
"Trent, Samey, congrats! You guys finish tied for 5th, not that it matters much. Go join the women on the orange carpet. Trent, good odds my man, I believe in you."
"Creep." Dakota muttered at Chris.
Back below in the canyon, Jasmine and Scott were free-hand climbing the wall of the canyon, talking a lot of trash to each other.
"Oi, dirt farmer. Can't keep up? By the way, your cousin was terrible, so I don't expect you to be much better" Jasmine snarked while laughing.
"Oh yea?! Let's see how you deal with THIS!" Scott grabbed a clump of dirt from the side of the mountain and threw it at the back of Jasmine's head, causing her to stumble.
"Hey, watch it mate!"
As Jasmine shouted at Scott, Scott caught up and flicked her hand off the rock she was holding onto, sending Jasmine crashing down into the canyon below.
"I'll get you back, I swear you redneck!"
Scott snickered and finished scaling the wall. "YES!"
"Scottmeister, 7th. Again, not that it matters. You round out Team 1. Once again, three teams!"
On the bridge, Brick was marching along beside Zeke, with Courtney lingering slightly ahead.
"So, you're in the army eh? What's it like not having to deal with women?"
"WHAT?!" asked a shocked Brick and a furious Courtney.
"You know that the army has female soldiers too, right?"
"No eh, my dad taught me that women are supposed to be in the house and delicate. I didn't think women did anything in the army or anything tough."
"I'll show you tough you sexist pig!" Courtney screamed as she shoved Zeke, sending him toppling over the edge. Zeke, in a moment of desperation, grabbed on to the life-saving ropes hanging below.
"AHHHHHH! HELP, EH?"
"Why would you intentionally try to kill a fellow soldier? Did you not hear that's what he was taught as a kid? They're not his beliefs!"
"Whatever, he's had 5 seasons to learn and still hasn't yet, sooner or later you have to." Courtney ran away sternly.
Brick looked disappointed in Courtney and reached over to grab Zeke, pulling him back up.
"Thanks for saving me, eh."
"No problem soldier, but you and I are gonna talk after these challenges, if we don't get sent home. For now, don't talk about anything you were taught, okay?"
"Okay, thank you Brick."
At the end of the bridge, Courtney crossed the line.
"Courtney, 8th place. You're the first member of team 2. Green carpet. Go."
Just as Chris finished with saying that, Lightning came running through the line.
"Sha-made it! Didn't even break a sweat!"
"Lightning, good job, you're 9th. Join Courtney on team 2 on the green carpet."
As Lightning ran over, Ella came fluttering in, assisted by birds.
"Were you singing Ella? I know you can't lie."
"No Chris I swear it. These sweet little birdies were just very helpful to me." Ella claimed.
"Whatever, we don't have any evidence to verify this, so go over to the green carpet with the CIT and Muscle Head."
"With half the players having been assigned a team, we're racing to the end!"
Down below in the canyon, Owen, Noah, Gwen, and Leshawna came across a peculiar looking rock formation.
"This is illogical, this type of rock wouldn't be here..." Noah monologued.
"Why not?" Owen asked.
"Because, this type of rock isn't native to Arizona. Leshawna, press the button."
"Hell naw, you do it stringbean."
"Okay, fine."
The rock sunk into the wall, revealing an elevator.
"Well, this is totally not a trap." Gwen deadpanned.
"This is the easiest way up, find another if you want, but I'm going and I doubt lazy bones or mammoth here are opposed."
"Fine, let's get on."
The elevator buckled as everyone got on, and started going up slower than a iguana, which was walking in the foreground.
"That's it I'm finding another way-" Gwen went to say but as she did, the elevator shot through the side of the canyon, soaring through the air and up to the finish line.
"OGs! Welcome to the finish line. You four will round out team 2. Oh Gwen look, your best friend Courtney is on a team with you again! Isn't that exciting?"
CONFESSIONAL: Gwen
"Fuck. Me. Cody this is not an invitation, you perv."
"Now we just have one more team, and it looks like three of the members are coming this way!" Chris exclaimed as Brick and Zeke ran across the bridge and Jasmine finally climbed up the canyon wall.
"Tall Amazon Jasmine, loyal soldier Brick, chauvinistic sexist Ezekiel! You three are the members of team 3, go to the purple carpet."
Dave came walking through next, his entire body covered in soot.
"Dave! What happened to him?" Sky questioned.
"Oh that? Haha, PLAY IT!"
Dave was running when he saw a balloon from above with the female intern, grinning as she dropped a stick of dynamite.
Dave sniffed the air. "Hm, what's that smell?" He asked as he looked up and saw the dynamite coming towards him. "AHHHHHHHHH!" Dave screamed and was blasted back, sent all the way to the beginning of the drawbridge.
*coughing* "I hate this show."
"AHAHAHA HAHAHA AHAHAAAAAAA! Torturing Dave is my favorite past-time. Dave go to carpet three."
Dave sulked over as a loud thump was heard at the finish line, followed by a groan.
"Sam, you didn't encounter a single obstacle, were left unaffected, and you were the second last to finish. How?"
"I'm not the most athletic, unless you count reflexes, hehe. At least I didn't come in last, right? That's all I ever really want."
"Whatever, go to carpet three. Where's Amy?"
As Chris said that, Amy got dropped by a vulture, landing hard on the ground right on the purple carpet. She screamed and groaned into the dirt, her nail file broken and being covered in dirt.
"Thanks for NOTHING, jerks!"
"Amy, you were responsible for getting yourself across the line, no help. And congrats, you came in dead last. You're on team three."
Amy looked at her team, with a look of disgust plastered on her face.
CONFESSIONAL: Amy
"UGH! My team fucking sucks! At least last season I had Spare-me to pin the blame on. I don't even have the blockhead jock to slavishly obey me. UGHHHHHH! Dave's on the rebound though. Hmm. Maybe he's a little desperate? That sexist kid with the toque probably wouldn't be too hard either I mean look at me I'm hot."
"Before this episode ends, you teens are responsible with coming up with team names. We kinda ran out of creative steam."
"Best reality show out there." Noah deadpanned.
"Cram it Noah, or I'll bring back Alejandro and Duncan. Now, create your team names and let me get your challenge ready."
On the orange carpet, everyone was pretty much on the same page.
"How about Inferno?" Sky asked.
"Because we're hot?" Dakota and Lindsay both questioned.
"For my hair?" Scott added.
"That's a pretty cool name Sky. Any objections Dawn or Sammy?" Trent asked.
"I don't care for our name as long as it doesn't involve animals." Dawn said.
"Wait, did you call me Sammy?" Samey blushed.
"Well yea, that's your name." Trent replied.
"I love the name." Samey again blushed.
Team Inferno's logo flashed across the screen, a hot blaze of orange with a fire emblem. Meanwhile, team green carpet was a bit more complex.
"Team Sha-Lightning!"
"No! If anything, it should be team Courtney! I WAS a CIT yknow!"
"Girl, no one gives a fuck. Noah, you got anything?" Leshawna asked.
"Team Omega. It sounds cool."
"I like it. Gwen, Owen, Ella?" Leshawna questioned to the group.
"MMMM sounds tasty, let's go with that!"
"That was the name of my favorite band's first album, sure."
"OOooo wonderful! It sounds magical! I miss Leonard... but yes let's go with that DELIGHTFUL name, Team Omega."
"CIT, Jockhead, you've been overruled." Leshawna said.
A green Omega flashed on the screen. Finally, team purple carpet was a mess.
"Kookaburras!"
"Soldiers!"
"Team Amy!"
"Gamers!"
"You guys! Those names all suck! There's gotta be something we all have in common." Dave pondered.
"Ooh, we're all Canadian eh?" Zeke exclaimed.
"Mate, do you not hear my accent? I'm from Austrailia."
"Oh, my bad eh."
"Ugh, this is total chaos!" Amy complained.
"Wait, Amy, say that again." Jasmine told her.
"Chaos?"
"Guys, how about Team Chaos? It represents our diverse set of skills."
There was a general murmur of agreement between the group, and they all exclaimed
"TEAM CHAOS!"
A purple color flashed on the screen, a disorderly mess being the emblem, looking like a cartoon fighting cloud.
"That wraps up episode 1 on Total Drama World Tour; Volume II! Come back next week for the conclusion of this episode and watch for our first elimination! Til next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this had been Total! Drama! World TOUUUUUURRRRRRRR! Volume II!" Chris signed off.
So? How was my first attempt at a fic? Lemme know what I should do to improve and what you liked or disliked so far in my fanon season. How do you like the teams also? Next episode will be an Arizonian challenge, and I can guarantee an elimination. I haven't decided on whether I want to write in the Aftermath, I'm leaning towards no right now but I'll see. Also, my upload schedule is gonna be pretty shitty, sorry in advance.
