The Black Wolf [ASOIAF] [SI] of Salen01
[NSFW] - The Black Wolf [ASOIAF] [SI] of Salen01
Original source: hilos/7057
Chapters: 75
Words: 102765
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284 Kings AC landing Janna Tyrell I
Reyes AC 284 KingsLanding Janna Tyrell II
Reyes AC 284 Kingslanding Tywin Lannister I
Reyes AC 284 landing Janna Tyrell III
284 AC KingsLanding Cersei Lannister I
284 AC Kingslanding Tywin Lannister II
284 BC Landing of Kings Cersei Lannister II
284 BC Landing of Kings Tywin Lannister III
284 AC Landing of Kings Tara I
284 BC Landing of Kings Cersei Lannister III
284 AC Landing of Kings Catelyn Tully I
284 BC The Crown Lands Cersei Lannister IV
284 BC The Riverlands Tywin Lannister IV
284 BC The Riverlands Cersei Lannister V
284 BC The Lands of the Rivers Eyva I
284 BC The Lands of the Rivers Cersei Lannister VI
284 BC The Lands of the Rivers Eyva II
284 BC The Riverlands Tywin Lannister V
284 BC The Lands of the Rivers Cersei Lannister VII
284 AC Las Tierras de los Ríos Eyva III
284 BC The Riverlands Tywin Lannister VI
284 BC North Cersei Lannister VIII
284 BC North Tywin Lannister VII
284 AC Invernalia Cersei Lannister IX
284 AC Invernalia Tywin Lannister VIII
284 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister X
284 CA Roca Casterly Jamie Lannister I
284 CA Invernalia Tywin Lannister IX
284 CA Invernalia Cersei Lannister XI
284 CA Winterfell Tywin Lannister X
284 CA Invernalia Cersei Lannister XII
284 CA Invernalia Cersei Lannister XIII
284 CA Invernalia Cersei Lannister XIV
284 CA Winterfell Cersei Lannister8 Cersei
XVCA Winterfell Cersei Lannister8 Cersei XV
284AC Winterfell
Winter Lannister XVI
284 AC Invernalia Benjen Stark II
284 AC Invernalia Tywin Lannister XI
284 AC Old Winterfell Nan I
284 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister XVII
284 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister XVIII
284 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister XIX
284 AC Invernalia Tywin Lannister XII
284 BC Winterfell XX
284 AC Invernalia Benjen Stark III
284 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister XXI Winterfell
284 A Cn Dyanna I
284 AC Invernalia Maestre Walys I
284 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister XXII
284 BC North Tywin Lannister XIII
284 AC Last Bush Marielyn I
284 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister XXIII
284 AC Marielyn II's Last Bush
284 AC Invernalia Tywin Lannister XIV
284 AC Winter City II
284 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister XXIV
285 BC King's Landing Robert Baratheon I
285 AC Winterfell Cersei Lannister XXV
285 AC Roca Casterly Tywin Lannister XV
285 AC Winterfell AC Cersei Lannister XXVI
285 AC Invernalia Benjen Stark IV
289 AC Rock Casterly Tywin Lannister XVI
289 AC Rock Cersei Lannister XXVI
289 AC Roca Casterly Robert Baratheon II
289 AC Roca Casterly Catelyn Tully II
289 AC Roca Casterly Jamie Lannister II
289 AC Roca Casterly Janna Tyrell IV
289 AC Roca Casterly Robert Baratheon III
289 AC Rock Casterly Cersei Lannister XXVII
289 AC Rock Casterly Tywin Lannister XVII
289 AC Roca Casterly Catelyn Tully III
289 AC Rock Casterly Cersei Lannister XXVIII
290 AC Pyke Robert Baratheon IV
290 AC Lannisport Tywin Lannister XIIX
Prologue
Out of time and space
So crossovers and stuff, add some obscenity and stir vigorously, make the canon derail dramatically from day one. I mean, why not?
date unknown, place unknown
"Fuck, my head hurts," he groaned as he opened his eyes and immediately screwed them and then closed them again, the lights seemed to stab his brain.
"Ahhhh" groaned, that felt like the worst hangover in the world, his head was shattered, no, he hadn't gone on a spree last night, which he could remember, it was a 'school night' as they say.
shield; all he heard was white noise with the slightest sound of air moving, like a really quiet air conditioner.
He was lying naked on a very comfortable bed, which looked like silk sheets above and below him. He twisted a little, something felt bad in his body, raised an arm and put it under the sheets, where the hirsute and flaccid body of a middle-aged IT guy had been before, his hands instead touched soft and hard muscles. He ran his hand through his stomach, stone-hard abs greeted him, more sculpted and wide pectorals met his fingers. He opened his eyes suddenly, to be greeted with the late 2001 bedroom A Space Odyssey, all white and clinical-looking.
"What? THE? SHIT?" he exclaimed, looking around before remembering why he had really opened his eyes in the first place. He pushed away the dark blue silk sheet and looked down.
"YES!" he exclaimed, raising his fist in the air, he was now the proud owner of a set of genitals that would beat 99% of all men in their size and circumference. He spied on a full-length mirror and got out of bed, feeling a jump in his step like he hadn't felt in years. Looking in the mirror he realized that he was nothing like what he had seen before, and that he had a body that would embarrass the most dedicated muscle sculptors and fitness fans. His new body wasn't one of those types of cartoonish bodybuilders, it was thin and sculpted but with enough volume in the right places to look great.
As he looked at himself in the mirror, a built-in voice announced, "Welcome, your new physical shell is a Homo Drakensisdecon modeling all relevant melee and unintegral DNI subsystem upgrades, which is heavily biased toward combat and the other specialties you need."
"Fuck, yes!" I exclaim, "The are going to bed! No more friend zone for this son of a bitch!"
"He was provided with a complete set of armor appropriate to his situation, but made of the latest nanomaterials and high-strength alloys."
"¿Eh?"
"The full hypnotherapy training and integration of all your biological functionality and DNI has been completed, it is not yet available to you, but you began to realize it in stages over the next 48 to 72 hours. The objective m. Please Prepare to Complete insertion in five, four, three, two, one
...""WAIT! WAIT, Insertion where? Who?
"Full insertion."
Everything was blank, I opened my eyes and found myself in a spacious and tall room, outside you could see mountains.
There was a young man, a huge muscular guy, and an older man looking at me. I knew who they were, but my brain refused to recognize what I was seeing.
"Ned, you understand what this means, King Aerys has killed your father and your brother, and now asks you and Robert to travel to Kings Landing and submit to his justice..."
Oh shit...
