"Are you ready?"

"Yeah!"

Deidara had just finished placing bombs all around the Akatsuki's lair. Hidan giggled. About three hour prior to this Hidan had suggested that they show the Akatsuki the true meaning of art, not that he really meant it but he had a plan. He told Deidara that they should blow up the Akatsuki's lair to show the group the fleeting beauty of an explosion. The real reason for doing this was to get on Kakuzu's nerves by forcing him to use the Akatsuki's funds to buy a new building for them to live in.

"Alright Deidara everyone is out of the house. Go ahead!" Hidan yelled to the blonde.

"Hm." he nodded.

'This is gonna be good' Hidan thought to himself.

"KATSU!"

The two waited to see the explosion. None happened. All of a sudden Zetsu and Tobi walked up carrying the detonating clay.

"Hey Deidara Senpai! We found this all over the house. We were wondering if it was yours." Tobi exclaimed happily.

"Well of course it's his." Black Zetsu growled.

White Zetsu frowned, "We should still ask."

Deidara's eye twitched in anger, "Tobi . . . give me the clay."

Tobi obliviously handed Deidara the clay.

Deidara looked at the clay in his hands, "Now . . . run for your life!"

Tobi yelped and ran away as far and as fast as he could, Deidara pursuing close behind.

"Senpai! Please hold on! Let's talk this out! Ahhh!"

Tobi was sent flying by a blast from the psycho artist's clay.

Hidan and Zetsu stood watching, thoroughly amused.

Zetsu looked at the Jashinist, "When do you think they'll stop?"

"Probably when Deidara runs out of clay," he said, smiling.

"Oh,"

HellCat180 : I will be adding new chapters ASAP. This will just be a bunch of funny stories.

Tobi : If they're funny I'll probably be in a lot of them!

HellCat180 : Lol Most likely. Anyway, I'm always open to suggestions on what to write about, so if you guys tell me what you wan to read I'll try and write it! Enjoy!