i don't own one piece(wish i did)
intro - we are.
A barrel hits the side of a of a cruise ship.
In the ballroom.
The captain is talking to some passengers about the ship while a red-haired girl is looking out the window
Excuse me said a male voice,
She turns to see a finely dressed man.
Would the lady care to dance? Asks the man.
Scene changes to the deck
A sailor throws a hook at the barrel and misses.
Ugh missed again said the sailor.
Strike three pal said Sailor #2.
I'd be embarrassed said a sailor up in the crows nest.
Then the sailor in the crows nest spots another ship.
The two sailor on deck hoist the barrel up.
It's heavier than I thought said a sailor.
Maybe it filled with beer said another sailor.
The other ship the sailor in the crow's nest spotted is a pirate ship
Pirates alert the captain said the sailor in the crow's nest.
Then they dropped the barrel and ran.
The pirate ship fired its cannons.
The two ran into the ballroom.
Captain we've got pirate said a sailor.
People, please stay calm said the captain.
The red-haired girl smiles as the others panic.
On the pirate ship.
Fire said a woman.
Coby said the woman.
Yes, Ma'am said Coby.
Who is the most beautiful of all on these seas said the woman?
That would be you Lady Alvida said, Coby.
good answer said Alvida.
It's been a while since we've seen some action said a man.
Right, so make it count! Hit it with all ya got said Alvida.
They fire another cannonball and it snap a mast in half.
Then the barrel rolls down some stairs to below deck.
Scene changes to the red-haired girl running
Scene shift to the barrel roll into a room.
Scene shifts to the red-haired girl on the deck but when she sees the pirate ship she runs back into the ship
The pirate ship pulls up to the passenger ship and the pirates board it.
Coby, what are you doing? Asks Alvida.
I'm not too good at this stuff said, Coby.
Ha! You're tellin' me said Alvida.
Maybe it's because you're too busy back talking me all the time said Alvida.
No! Not the club! Anything but the club said, Coby.
Then get your butt over there said, Alvida.
Then Coby crashes into a wall.
Move it you brat said Alvida.
Then he ducks and Alvida crashes through the wall.
Scene changes to Alvida's crew have the passengers cornered.
We're not gonna take your lives we swear said a pirate.
But we take everything else you've got on you said the pirate.
And anyone who fights back will be eating their dinner off the bottom of the ocean said Alvida.
Scene shifts to the red-haired girl who changes her outfit.
Scene changes to Coby looking in a room.
I really hope there's no one in here said, Coby.
That's a relief said, Coby.
Wow, that's one big barrel I wonder what inside said, Coby.
Scenes changes to the red-haired girl making from the passenger ship to the pirate ship.
She made to a to a door that goes below deck when a pirate came out of it and sees her.
Who are you? I ain't seen you before said the pirate,
Then kicked in the crotch and fell down.
Scene changes to the cruise ship.
Coby is rolling barrel when some of the crew comes in.
Well, our favorite cabin boy said a pirate.
You trying to hide in here and duck out on all the action? Asks the pirate.
No way! I was just trying to haul this big barrel of beer over to you guys said, Coby.
Why don't you let us take it from here said Pirate #1?
I was just starting to get thirsty said Pirate #2.
You can't Lady Alvida would kill us if she ever found out said Coby.
She won't if you keep your trap shut said pirate #3.
Right boy said pirate #3.
Yeah, right said Coby.
This suckers heavy said pirate #1.
Perfect said Pirate #2.
Hold on boys I'll open it the old fashion way said Pirate #1.
Then he goes to punch the barrel but a girl popped out of the barrel and punched him.
I slept sooo great said the girl.
Hmm! Who's that said the girl?
The other pirates are shocked.
Who the hell are you guys? Asks the girl.
Who the hell are you? They asks back.
Your friend will catch cold sleeping like that said the girl.
You're the one who knocked him out! Said both.
Hold on girl?! are you messing with us when you know good and well we're Pirates said Pirate #3.
I'm starving you got any food? Said the girl.
I'm talking to you girl said pirate #3.
You damn kid said pirate #2.
Coby screams.
Hmm said the girl.
Then they tried to cut her with their swords but the swords were somehow broken in half.
Coby looks to see the girl is still alive.
And the two pirates are freaked out.
What's wrong with you two? Said the girl.
Who are you? Asks a pirate.
Me? Oh my name's Monkey D. Lucy hi said Luffy.
The two pirates grab there buddy and run.
So what just happened? Asks Coby.
You got me said, Lucy.
Quick you gotta run! If those guys come back here with their buddies they'll kill you on the spot said, Coby.
I don't care about that i'm hungry said, Lucy.
How can you blow this off like that? Asks Coby.
There are hundreds of them up on deck and just waiting for the chance to kill anything said, Coby.
Then Lucy finds a storage room.
It's a goldmine said, Lucy.
Food! Food! Food! Food! Food said, Lucy.
Oh, apples my favorite said, Lucy,
Uh hey my name's Coby you're Lucy right said, Coby.
That was really neat what you did back there said, Coby.
These are awesome said, Lucy.
So are we on a pirate ship or what said, Lucy.
Not it's a passenger ship that's being raided by pirates under the command of Lady Alvida said, Coby.
Who cares! Are there any boats onboard said, Lucy.
I think there a few said, Coby.
Great because mine got sucked into some whirlpool said, Lucy.
The one outside? No way said, Coby.
No one could have survived that said, Coby.
Yeah, I gotta say it was a big surprise said, Lucy.
So are you one of the pirates or one of the Passengers? Asks Lucy.
Then Coby explains.
And in exchange for letting me live i'm forced to be their cabin boy said, Coby.
You're pretty stupid you know that said, Lucy.
Thank for your honesty said, Coby.
If you hate then leave said, Lucy.
No way I can't do that if Alvida catches me again she kill me said, Coby.
You're a moron and a coward! I hate people like you said, Lucy.
Scene changes to Alvida and her crew.
Alright! Quit lollygagging around boys said Alvida.
We gotta load everything before the marines get here said Alvida.
I catch anyone Dawdling they'll get a real mouthful of my iron club said Alvida.
Below the red-haired girl is stealing their loot.
Then the pirates from before a come up.
Captain! Said two the pirates.
This is bad said both.
Yeah! Then out with it said Alvida.
It comes from inside the barrel, such a horrible monster said, Pirate.
She throws her club at him.
One of the pirates is thrown overboard and the club hit the other two on the head.
We weren't talking about yo my lady said the blonde pirate.
there was a girl in a barrel she could be a bounty hunter said the blonde Pirate.
.yeah you're right said, Coby.
I actually have my own dream said, Coby.
So what about you Lucy what's your dream? Asks Coby.
Well, i'm gonna be Queen of the pirates said, Lucy.
Coby is shocked.
But that means you're a pirate too said, Coby.
Where's your crew said, Coby?
Don't have one yet said, Lucy.
King or queen is the title given to the one who has everything this world has to offer said, Coby.
You're after the one piece said, Coby.
Yup said, Lucy.
But every pirate on the seas is looking that treasure said, Coby.
Yeah so said Luvy.
Then he freaks and she hits him on the head.
Ow! Why did you hit me? Said Coby.
CauseIi felt like it said, Lucy.
Oh well, i'm used to that stuff said, Coby.
My shipmates smack me around a lot said, Coby.
It's not about if I can said, Lucy.
Hmm said, Coby.
I'm doing this because I want to said, Lucy.
I decided long ago that i'm gonna be the queen of the pirates and if I die fighting for that goal then I die said Lucy,
Now that my belly's full i'm gonna go get my new boat said, Lucy.
They might even give one if I ask nice said Lucy.
I guess I never thought of it like that said Coby.
Do you think I could do something like that? Asks Coby.
Like what? Asks Lucy.
Do you think I could ever join the marines? Asks Coby.
Marines? Said Lucy.
Yes! Catching bad guy is the only thing I've wanted to do shouts, Coby.
It's been my dream since I was a child said, Coby.
You think I could do it? Asks Coby.
How should I know that said Lucy?
Then i'm gonna do it said, Coby.
I'm not gonna get stuck here as a cabin boy for the rest of my life said, Coby.
I'll break out and I'll turn right around and catch Alvida myself said, Coby.
Then Alvida crashes through the ceiling.
Who is that you plan on catching Coby? Asks Alvida.
And you actually think this twig of a girl is gonna help you said Alvida.
Well, answer me said Alvida.
Then swords come through the wall and Alvida looks at Lucy.
My guess is you're not Roronoa Zoro the pirate hunter said Alvida.
Zoro?! Said Lucy.
Coby said Alvida.
Who is the beautiful in of all on these seas? Asks Alvida.
Well, I um said Coby.
Gimme I sec said, Coby.
I know this said, Coby.
Hey, Coby who this fat lady? Asks Lucy.
Oh, no said a blonde pirate.
Not good said another.
You rat yells Alvida.
Alvida swings her club at Lucy but Lucy jump out of the way and Alvida hits the ship.
Then she lands in front of Coby.
Let's go! Said Lucy.
Then grabs Coby and jump through the hole in the ship on the deck.
Soon Lucy is fighting the crew of pirates.
When three of them come at her she jumps.
Missed me said, Lucy.
Coby and the crew are shocked.
Then a pirate comes behind and misses.
Not fair to attack from behind! Said Lucy.
She throws him into the others.
She turns to more pirates behind her.
She runs.
Ahh! It's even more not fair to gang up on a girl said, Lucy.
Then Lucy's hand catches on a mast and her arms stretch,
Theirs shocked to how far her arm can stretch.
She turns and smiles.
Gotcha said, Lucy.
They turn and run.
Gum gum rocket said, Lucy.
She launches herself at the pirates and takes them all out.
Alvida and Coby are shocked.
Lucy! What are you? Asks Coby.
I'm a rubber girl said, Lucy.
So you're made of rubber said, Coby.
So you've eaten a devil fruit said Alvida.
Yeah, I ate the gum-gum one said, Lucy.
Aha! I heard rumors they existed but I've never seen any evidence of them before today said Alvida.
You're more skilled than the average deck-swabber, are you a bounty hunter? Said Alvida.
I'm a pirate said, Lucy.
Pirate hah said Alvida
Huh all by yourself on these water? Said Alvida.
Today it's just me but I'll find my crew tomorrow or next week or something said, Lucy.
I need I don't like ten guys said, Lucy.
Hah! Tell me if we're both Pirates and we're not under the same flag then that makes us enemies, right said Alvida.
Uh, Lucy let's go whispers, Coby.
But why? Asks Lucy.
You saw how powerful her club is and she's the most villainous in these waters and she's the most said Coby.
Then he thought about what she said below deck.
Go on tell me said Alvida.
You're the most ugly thing on sea said, Coby.
The crew is shocked and Alvida is beyond mad.
Lucy laughs.
What'd you say said Alvida?
I'm leaving and i'm joining the marines then I gonna spend the rest of my life beating dirty pirates like you said, Coby.
Do you have any clue what you're saying to me right now? Asks Alvida.
Of course, I do and i'm gonna do what I wanna and no one's gonna stop me said, Coby.
I'm when I join the marine i'm gonna check your lousy ass first said, Coby.
Your dead kid said Alvida.
She raises her Club.
Spoken like a true marine said, Lucy.
Then Lucy took the club to her head.
That won't work said, Lucy.
What?! Said Alvida.
I'm rubber said, Lucy.
Then Lucy stretches her arm out.
Gum gum pistol said, Lucy.
Then punches Alvida in gut sending her flying.
Coby stands there with his mouth open.
Hey, you said Lucy.
Yes said the crew.
Go find a boat and give it to Coby and he's leaving your crew to join the marines and your not to stop him said, Lucy.
Yes, ma'am said the Crew.
Thanks, Lucy said Coby.
Then some cannonballs land in the water shaking the ship.
They see three ships.
Look it's the marines said, Coby.
Ooh! Perfect timing! Head over there and tell em you wanna join said, Lucy.
And i'm a pirate so i'm outta here said, Lucy.
She jumps over the side.
No way I approach them like this they'll think i'm a pirate and capture me said, Coby.
Scene changes to a red-haired girl on a small boat tying off her treasure when heard a splash she turns to it a boat with Lucy and Coby inside.
The two girls make eye contact for a second before another cannonball splashes down on them.
Scene changes to Coby and lucy out at sea.
We actually managed to get away said Lucy,
What fun said, Lucy.
So if you're searching for the elusive one piece then you have to head for the grand line said, Coby.
You know they call it the pirate graveyard said Coby,
Right and that's why I need an extra strong crew. You guys mentioned some pirate hunter so what's he like Coby said, Lucy.
You mean Roronoa Zoro last I heard he's being held prisoner at some marine base said, Coby.
So he's a weakling said, Lucy.
No! You're so wrong! He's as violent as a demon and three times as horrifying said Coby.
Wait! Why are you asking about him said Coby?
I figure if he's good enough I ask him to join my crew said, Lucy.
Coby is stunned.
Chasing him down is just plain reckless said, Coby.
You never know he might jump at the chance to join said Lucy.
He's bad enough the Marines got him said, Coby.
No way! Not a chance! There is no way said, Coby.
Then she hit him.
Why'd you hit me? Asks Coby,
CauseIi felt like it said Lucy,
Scene chance to an island where a man is tied to a cross.
This is Roronoa Zoro.
