Author's Notes:

So, the following prompt found online definitely got out of hand because I have 32 chapters complete and am still going… But anyway, this was the prompt:

"You're famous and I jokingly left a comment on your social media post asking if you'll go egg my ex-partner's house with me this weekend, and I never actually expected you to respond, let alone show up Friday night with dark sweatshirts, toilet paper rolls, and three egg cartons tucked under your arm" AU

As a head's up, the rest of the story will not be nearly as heavy on the texting. this was just their introduction. Feel free to share thoughts, feelings, comments, concerns, and/or ideas!


Bright green eyes stared at Kara through the screen of her mobile phone, making her lips curl into a dreamy smile. The eyes she'd never seen in person but was enthralled by nonetheless belonged to Lena Luthor, Hollywood's most popular rising star – and Kara's celebrity crush.

The young blonde had followed the beautiful brunette's career since her debut and had been a fan from her very first episode on television. Now, she followed the artist on all social media platforms and made sure to turn on alerts for all her posts. On this particular morning, when Kara opened the received notification of Lena's Instagram post, her heart fluttered. The piercing green eyes reminded her of two jade pendants, and the way the actor stared at the camera seemed to tear right through Kara's chest. Of course, being a hormonal senior in high school, having just turned eighteen, the photo invoked other feelings in her as well, besides simple and profound awe at the girl's beauty.

Regardless, Kara ignored the warm tension in her core and began typing a comment on the post.

Looking cute. Might help me egg my cheating ex's car later?

Kara's ex, Nia, had cheated on her with her best friend. Needless to say, egging the girl's car was the mildest form of revenge she could think of. She wasn't a vindictive person, but she couldn't deny that it had crossed her mind to ruin the girl's top-end Mercedes. Why she posted the idea on Lena Luthor's Instagram, Kara had no idea. But before she could change her mind, her thumb bumped the button to post her comment, and it was too late. She thought about deleting it but ended up shrugging the thought off, deciding that the star wouldn't even read the comment anyway. This girl had better things to do than read the 6,417 comments on her Instagram post.

To Kara's shock and surprise, though, about two minutes later, her phone went off again, informing her that she had a private message on her Instagram account. She had to do a double-take when she saw the username of the individual who had messaged her. At first, she figured it must've been another one of Lena Luthor's nearly infinite fans, given the name of the account, but when she saw the blue checkmark indicating the validity of the account, her eyes went wide.

OfficialLenaLuthor: So… store-brand eggs or free-range?

Staring at her screen in disbelief, Kara had to swallow hard to choke down the unnatural amount of saliva that had formed in her mouth.

This can't be real, she thought, unable to tear her eyes away from the message.

Shaking hands nearly dropping her phone, Kara typed 3 or 4 replies before finally hitting send.

KaraTheCareBear: Doesn't matter to me. I'm not going to eat them. Which ones stick better to a fresh paint job?

OfficialLenaLuthor: Can't say I've ever egged someone's car before, so I'll be honest and say I'm not sure. But I've always wanted to try. What if we got a carton of each?

KaraTheCareBear: Sounds like an intelligent plan!

OfficialLenaLuthor: Covers all the bases, you know?

KaraTheCareBear: Makes sense.

OfficialLenaLuthor: So when are we doing this and where does she live?

KaraTheCareBear: Haha

OfficialLenaLuthor: Hey, don't laugh. I'm being serious. No one's ever asked me to egg someone's car before. Can't miss that opportunity.

Kara's eyes went even wider as she read the actor's last reply. Surely, she couldn't be serious. This girl was a celebrity. She wasn't about to go egg some rando's ex's car. No way. Not wanting to be disrespectful, but also not wanting to be some famous chick's idea of a joke, Kara simply replied:

Um…

OfficialLenaLuthor: Why is it that no one listens when I talk? No one believes me when I say something. And everyone wants me to be something I'm not. Why can't I just egg someone's car and get arrested and live my life?

KaraTheCareBear: Why would you want to get arrested?

OfficialLenaLuthor: Why not?

KaraTheCareBear: Because getting arrested makes dropping the soap REAL dangerous. Haha

OfficialLenaLuthor: Okay, that's fair.

KaraTheCareBear: Hey… Just so you know… It's not that I don't believe you. It's just… why would you wanna hang out with someone like me?

OfficialLenaLuthor: Why wouldn't I? Besides, I don't even know you. You could be awesome. And you definitely had the funniest comment on that post. You made me smile. And cheaters should burn in the deepest circle of hell. So… I'd love to egg this guy's car.

KaraTheCareBear: Um… It's not a guy. Her name is Nia.

OfficialLenaLuthor: I should've guessed you liked the ladies. Your pics are a little homo.

Before Kara could feel offended, Lena sent another reply:

;)

KaraTheCareBear: Yeah. I can appreciate a nice pair of… well… anyway.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Is your real name Kara?

KaraTheCareBear: STRANGER DANGER!

OfficialLenaLuthor: OMG STOP I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF ROFL

Kara couldn't help but smile at this, loving that she was making the girl laugh.

KaraTheCareBear: Why should I tell you my real name?

OfficialLenaLuthor: Because 'stranger danger' is a joke, and you're the one who commented on my shit first.

Obviously, Lena had a point. Kara felt her cheeks grow warm, but despite her nerves, she decided to tease with her reply.

KaraTheCareBear: I'm not telling.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Yep. Kara's definitely your real name hahaha. You're not one for a poker face, even via text. Anyway, where are we meeting to egg this fucker, Kara? ;)

KaraTheCareBear: I mean, she parks her car at the school, but they've got security cams all over the parking lot…

OfficialLenaLuthor: Ugh. Annoying. Anyway, does she work?

KaraTheCareBear: Haha. No. Trust fund baby. Richest girl in school. Dunno why she ever dated me. But anyway, she drives a Mercedes.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Okay, fine. Where does she live?

KaraTheCareBear: Wait… We can't really do this. It was just a joke…

OfficialLenaLuthor: Maybe. But I wanna see it through. I can have my people find her on social media and tell me where she lives, so you might as well save me the trouble and just give me the address. I'll go there without you. I don't care. She deserves a nice egg stain on her piece of shit car.

KaraTheCareBear: It's definitely not a piece of shit lol. It's a NICE ride.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Not that I give a fuck about cars, but… If it ain't a Lambo, it ain't shit.

KaraTheCareBear: OMG ROFL that's amazing I've never heard anyone talk shit about her car before but I'm living for it.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Come on, Kara. Just tell me where she lives and go with me. It'll be fun! Live a little! Plus... I need a knight in shining armor to save me from the paparazzi.

KaraTheCareBear: I'm no knight lol.

OfficialLenaLuthor: I bet you are. I bet you're sweeter than honey.

KaraTheCareBear: What makes you say that? You said yourself you don't know me.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Because you weren't the one who cheated.

KaraTheCareBear: Fair… and true. She's at 26 Crystal Cove in Newport Beach.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Wow, yeah. She's got some money.

KaraTheCareBear: Her family has money lol. Anyway, it's gated, obviously, so…

OfficialLenaLuthor: We'll get in no problem.

KaraTheCareBear: How?

OfficialLenaLuthor: Just trust me. So when can we do this? I have a stupid photoshoot today, but tomorrow night no one will be up my ass, at least not after nine.

KaraTheCareBear: I have homework…

OfficialLenaLuthor: So you're a nerd. Got it. Do it later. Get up early. Do it on the school bus. Lol

KaraTheCareBear: Hey! I'm not… okay, yeah, I'm a nerd. Whatever. Anyway, I'll meet you at the Starbucks near there at six, deal? But if you get us caught…

OfficialLenaLuthor: You'll what? Tell the tabloids? Haha yeah ok go ahead

KaraTheCareBear: No. I'll just hate you forever ;)

OfficialLenaLuthor: Aw :( Not cool bro.

KaraTheCareBear: Kidding. If we get caught, you gotta pay my bail. Deal?

OfficialLenaLuthor: Done.

KaraTheCareBear: Just FYI… I wouldn't blame you if you didn't show.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Kara. I can't get there until 9:30, but I'll be there. Just wait. You'll see.

KaraTheCareBear: Yeah… Okay. I'll be there too then.

OfficialLenaLuthor: Great! See ya soon.

After taking in a steadying breath that failed to slow her heart rate, Kara dropped her phone on the bed and screamed, "ALEX!"

The girl's sister ran up the stairs like there was a house fire, only to find Kara sitting on the bed looking dazed and confused.

"What's wrong?!" Alex blurted, looking around for the fire. "What happened?"

Staring at the space between them, Kara simply grabbed her phone and raised it in front of her sister's face.

"No way," Alex breathed, grabbing the phone and scrolling through the conversation that Kara was showing her. Then, tearing her eyes away from the screen, she looked at her sister and said, "There is no way you're gonna go egg Nia's car."

"Is that all you're getting from that conversation?!" Kara cried, scowling. "Did you see who I was talking to?"

"No, I just assumed—"

When Alex dropped her gaze again and examined the username of the person Kara had been messaging, her eyes went wider still.

"No WAY."

"Right?!" Kara screamed. "RIGHT!?"

"Kara… there's no way that's real. She can't be—"

"Look at the blue check! It's real!"

"Okay, but—"

"She's not gonna show. I know she's just fucking with me. I know. This is probably just her way to laughing at her peasant fans. But… Alex…"

Looking serious, the girl's sister answered, "No."

"Alex. What if she really does want to help me—"

"You're not egging her car. No way. I'm not bailing you out of jail for that. Mom would kill us both!"

"She'll bail me out," Kara replied with a laugh, scrolling down and pointing to the message. "She said so right there."

"She's probably—"

"I know," the blonde sighed. "But… if she's serious… I just…"

"Look, Kar, I know this is like… your ultimate crush… and you just went through a really rough breakup… but I'm not letting you out at nine thirty to go egg your ex's ride. With or without Lena Luthor."

"Alex!"

"No."

"You're not my mom! It's not up to you! And I'm not a little girl anymore!"

"No, but I will tell Mom. And then you'll really be in deep shit. So please, Kara. Don't make me—"

"UGH! Why are you STILL such a tattle?!"

"Because it's better than you getting arrested!"

"Get out of my room," Kara growled, shoving her sister back. "Go tell her. See if I care."

"I won't tell her if you promise you won't go."

There was a long pause as the sisters stared each other down before Kara finally spoke, "You ruin everything."

"Hilarious. I—"

But the two were interrupted by their mother calling up the stairs to announce dinner.

"I mean it, Kara," Alex whispered. "If I catch wind of you leaving this house for any reason tomorrow night, I'm telling Mom."

Rolling her eyes, Kara pushed past her sister and rushed downstairs to join her mother in the dining room.