Notes: Hey! For folks who asked for some domestic fluff, your welcome. This particular chap is also smutty. I am sorry in advance for making it weird af, my bizarre mind just thought it hilarious for some odd reason. Maybe the result of spending all day at work just scanning paperwork.


Late Nights

Naruto woke up when she felt a familiar warmth settle behind her, spooning her.

"You're late, teme."

"I know." Sasuke kissed her shoulder. "I'm sorry."

"Hmph."

Sasuke wrapped his arm around her, pulling her into him.

"Run into trouble on your mission?" Naruto asked. "What made you late?"

"I saw some activity a little past the border on my way back, so I just went to investigate. Turned out to be a genin squad from Konoha."

"You didn't scare them, did you?"

"No." Sasuke almost sounded disappointed. "I didn't make contact. Didn't want to cause unnecessary conflict."

He kissed her shoulder again, and breathed softly, making the hairs on her skin stand straight up. His hand played around with the exposed skin between her shirt and shorts.

"If you wanted sex, you should've come earlier, bastard," Naruto muttered.

She could feel him pouting.

"Sorry for wanting to make sure that our island remained safe."

Naruto puffed out her cheeks. "Such is life, teme. You deal with the cards you've been dealt with. No sex."

Sasuke slipped his hand in between her legs, palming her crotch over her shorts. "Are you sure? It's been so long."

"Temee." Naruto groaned. "I was just about to go to sleep. Tomorrow."

"But you have a mission tomorrow."

"Oh. Right."

When she didn't say anything more, Sasuke pushed his nose into the crook of her neck. "Naruuu, you promised."

Naruto cursed. Fuck my earlier self. The fuck led me to think—

Sasuke pressed himself against her, and she felt his hard-on pressing into her ass. With that reminder, she felt the first inklings of desire.

He was right. It had been too long. One of them would always be on a mission, and even if they were both home, they would either be too tired to stay up any later than Kyo did. And there was no way she was going to do anything with Kyo awake, no matter what Sasuke might promise.

Naruto huffed. "Okay. But make it quick. I needa wake up early tomorrow."

"No problem. Pass me the lube."

She reached her hand out blindly, opening the drawer and groping around until she found it. She threw it to Sasuke.

"Thanks." He pulled her shorts and panties down to her knees, and then after some rustling about, she felt his hand teasing her groin before slipping a finger in.

She took in a sharp breath at the coolness of the lube, but it warmed up quickly.

He pleasured her clit and she hummed, lifting her leg a little so he can move a bit more freely. She closed her eyes, moaning quietly. Then, he stopped.

"Sas…"

"What were you saying about needing sleep?"

"Shut up and get on with it."

With her back still turned to him, she couldn't see what he was doing, but after some shuffling and rustling, she felt his dick, cool from lube, poking into her.

She reached down and aligned his length with her entrance, guiding him as he pushed in.

Sasuke wrapped his hand around her waist again, pulling her ever close to him as he thrust in. She grunted, gripping the sheets with a tight fist to stabilize herself.

And then she heard the pattering of running feet, and she only just managed to cover their lower halves with a blanket before Kyo burst in.

"The hell didn't you lock the damn door, dumbass?" Naruto hissed.

"I thought he'd be asleep—"

"Daaaad!" Kyo yelled, banging the door wide open, light flooding into the room. You're hooome!" He planted both his hands on the bed, jumping.

"I'm home," Sasuke said lightly, casually, as if he wasn't literally inside her.

As if he wasn't sneaking his hand around her clit, drawing circles around it. Naruto had to bite her lip, hard, to stop herself from making any sound.

Fucking. Asshole.

"Mom, are you okay?"

"She's fine," Sasuke answered for her because he did not let up. He kept fingering her, slowly thrusting himself in. "She might be coming down with something, though."

Naruto scrunched her face tight. There was no way, no way she was going to lose to this. Two can play at this game. She tightened her muscles around his dick, smiling in satisfaction when she heard a sharp intake of breath.

Sasuke stilled his fingers and withdrew them.

Hmph. That's what I thought. Asshole.

"But… Mom, don't you have a mission tomorrow?"

Naruto took in a shuddering breath. "It's just a little stomach pain. Probably something I ate. I'll be fine by morning, honey. Now, what did you want?"

Kyo's face cleared. "Oh! I wanted to tell dad about today!"

Ah. Naruto had to smile at the way Kyo seemed to almost vibrate with excitement.

"Tell me what?" Sasuke asked, once again slowly thrusting into Naruto.

Naruto gritted her teeth, cursing him to hell and back and back to hell again.

Kyo clambered onto the bed. Naruto surreptitiously tightened the blanket around her.

"Dad—dad—dad—dad." Kyo bounced with every 'dad'. "Today—today—I finally beat Akari-chan today! I used the technique you taught me! She went like THIS—and then I went like THAT—and then—BAM! I got her stuck and unable to move and I got full points on the test!"

She could feel Sasuke shaking with quiet laughter.

"I'm proud of you, son. You should show me tomorrow."

Naruto would have smiled at the way Kyo seemed to almost glow with pride, but the bastard kept moving.

Kyo pumped his fist in the air, once again bouncing on the bed. "Yeah! And—And—you should have seen the look on Akari's face! She was never beaten before and now I beat her and she was not happy!"

"I'm sure it was priceless. But Kyo—" Sasuke's voice seemed strained now. Kyo's bouncing was not doing any favors for him.

Hmph. Serves him right.

"Mom has a mission tomorrow, remember? She needs to sleep."

"Oh! Okay. I hope you feel better, mom."

"Thanks—sweetheart." Naruto managed a smile. "Now—get back to bed."

Kyo frowned. "Mom, you don't sound really good."

Yeah? Well, ask your fucking dad why.

"Your mom must have had too much ramen," Sasuke said as he gave her one more subtle thrust. "This is why you shouldn't eat too much ramen, okay?"

Naruto bit back a moan, wanting nothing more than to punch the stupid bastard's face in.

Kyo crawled over to Naruto and leaned over her. Sasuke finally stopped moving.

Kyo leaned down and gave Naruto a soft kiss on her forehead. "Get better, okay?"

Naruto had to smile at that. "Of course, little one. Now, get to bed. You wanna beat Akari again, don't you? Good sleep is key to winning battles."

Kyo nodded vigorously and got off the bed. "Okay! Goodnight!"

Naruto let out a breath she didn't know she was holding when he finally left the room. "Kami, I love him, but—" She inhaled sharply when Sasuke thrust into her again.

He buried his nose into her shoulder and held her tightly, grunting as he moved quickly, each thrust hitting her harder than the previous one. She gripped his hand, punctuating each thrust with a gasp as she felt herself climbing higher, her head growing fuzzier—

Sasuke suddenly stilled with a particularly hard thrust that shot her body with a wave of intense pleasure she did not expect. What she also didn't expect was him stopping, feeling him shudder.

Naruto groaned when she felt his dick pulsating, shooting cum into her. "Bastard." She could already feel him growing soft. "I said quick, but not that quick. Can you be more pathetic?"

"Sorry—" He grunted. "I must've been more tired than I realized."

"I feel fucking used. I'm not a fucking sex doll, ya'know."

"Aw, don't be like that, I had a long week with barely any sleep." He pulled out and replaced his dick with his fingers, starting to slowly push in and out.

"Excuses, excuses. So, you just needed a quick release, and instead of using your hand like a normal person and letting your wife sleep, you just stuck your dick—"

Sasuke gave her a particularly hard thrust, shutting her up instantly.

"Damn!"

Sasuke scoffs. "That's what I thought. Come on now, lie on your back."

"About time." Naruto does so, spreading her legs so he can go deeper, and she started rubbing her clit at the same time. She was soon back on track, and it was as though he knew right when she was about to reach her climax because right then, he hit her g-spot so accurately, and so hard, at the right moment, that she squirted, to her utter surprise. Moaning, she stroked her clit quickly, uncaring that it was getting all over their sheets, she just had to scratch the itch and get off, and she yelled when she came, not able to help herself. She slapped her mouth shut, horrified.

Still safe under their blanket, both stared at the bedroom door with bated breath.

When they heard nothing for a good few minutes, they both let out a breath and Naruto dropped back into bed, resting her forearm on her head as she tried to catch her breath.

Sasuke didn't give her the chance, though.

"Let me taste you," he said, sounding curious. He scooted down, settled himself between her legs, and started lapping up her juices.

Naruto squirmed, hyper-sensitive to his every touch. "Sasuke…" she moaned, lifting herself and propping herself on her elbows. "Stop."

Sasuke looked up at her. "But you don't squirt often."

Naruto groaned when she knew she couldn't say no to that face. She dropped back, once again putting her hand over her eyes.

Sasuke goes back to licking, not missing a single spot like a hungry kitten lapping up every drop of milk he can find.

He dragged his tongue flat, from her vagina to her clit, and back again, in a slow, steady rhythm. He wasn't fast, nor was he using any particular force, but with each languid stroke of his rough tongue, she felt herself winding up tighter and tighter.

"Fuck…fuck…fuuuck…I might cum again."

"Good," he said, head still buried in her.

She shuddered at the vibration of his reply, bending both her knees and curling her toes as the sensations climbed to a peak.

"Sasuke…" she moaned, moving her hips, unsure whether she wanted him to stop or continue. Sasuke locked her hips in place, preventing her from moving. He started fucking humming into her and put his fingers back, thrusting again, aiming for her g-spot again.

"S-Sasuke—what the fuck—" She gripped his hair tight and gasped when he managed to hit that exact spot twice—thrice—four times in a row—and she arcs her back, pleasure shooting right into her brain, her vision turning white. She squirted once again, and this time he was ready and planted his face right into her, drinking in as much of her as he can, and that suction—

"S-Sasuke—fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck—" She squirmed, protesting, trying to get away from his fucking tongue. God damn it god damn it god damn it—! She pressed her thighs together, squeezing his head in some vain attempt to stop him because fuck—

"S-Sas—" She shudders, her whole body tensing. "E-Enough, I—hah! FUCK! BASTARD!" she yelled and then bit her free hand to muffle herself, her heart pounding. Her eyes watered and she pulled at his hair, yelling through her hand, and after one last final lick, he stopped.

She still kept his head between her thighs, unable to move a single muscle as she rode the multiple waves of orgasm, feeling her entire body covered in sweat. Her chest heaved as she tried to get her breath back.

Fuck!

"Mom?!" A muffled shout, and once again she heard the pattering of running feet. "Mommy, are you okay?"

She felt like crying, she couldn't move, her whole body a quivering piece of jelly. She glared daggers at Sasuke, cursing him to the pits of hell.

Sasuke was already moving to lie down next to her, throwing the blanket back over them. She turned on her side, her back to the door, and burrowed into his chest just as Kyo burst in.

"Mom! Are you… m-mommy?"

Sasuke rubbed her back. "Really bad stomachache, Kyo. Don't worry."

A pause. Naruto couldn't see what was happening, but she could envision Kyo biting his lower lip.

"She should stay home tomorrow," Kyo eventually said after a long pause.

Naruto resisted the urge to groan. What the hell is it with Uchiha's and their fucking overprotectiveness?

"She got the worst of it out, so she should feel better by the morning," Sasuke was saying. "If not, I'll take care of her, Kyo."

As if he wasn't the one who put me in this state in the first place. Fucking bastard.

"Okay," Kyo said in a small voice.

"Now go to bed. You have school tomorrow, don't you?"

Naruto assumed he nodded because she couldn't hear anything beyond the soft sound of the door being closed.

She let out a long breath, shuddering, and Sasuke held her, stroking her back until she was finally able to move.

"Bastard," she hissed venomously when she got her breath back. Though, the shakiness of her voice took away from it.

"Don't tell me you didn't enjoy that."

Naruto glared at him and punched his stomach, taking some satisfaction from the resulting grunt of pain it elicited from him. "Asshole."

Sasuke's lips curved into that annoyingly hot smirk of his. "A little tired, Naru. I'll do your ass next time." His hand trailed down from her back to squeeze one of her butt-cheeks.

The temptation to knee his nuts was almost too strong. Instead, she pushed him away and got out of bed. "Change the sheets. It's your fault." She stuck her tongue out at him before heading to the bathroom to clean up.

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