"Kids, if there's anything more cool than bein' hugged by someone ya like, it's havin' sex with 'em!" said Sonic. "Sex not only feels good, but it has numerous health benefits! However, if you're gonna do it with somebody, ALWAYS put on a condom beforehand! Read the directions for puttin' it on, and NEVER reuse one after sex! Follow these tips, and you'll be able to have great sex without catchin' any weird diseases or accidentally gettin' someone pregnant!"
Criticism is gold. Negativity and nitpicking are pyrite.
